Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

rip three quarters of Olly Robbins

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


hard to believe rees-mogg is real.

frumpykvetchbot
Feb 20, 2004

PROGRESSIVE SCAN
Upset Trowel
how is it even possible that Mogg lived to adulthood.

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund

frumpykvetchbot posted:

how is it even possible that Mogg lived to adulthood.

He ate the people they sent him.

Ornedan
Nov 4, 2009


Cybernetic Crumb

feedmegin posted:

The EU have said they will extend for a GE. I mean thsts usually how we change governments.

Yeah but the scenario being talked about was that parliament would just tell Johnson to seek an extension and also vote against holding a general election.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
he's got a catheter full of breast milk strapped to his leg which goes straight into his stomach via a tube

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


frumpykvetchbot posted:

how is it even possible that Mogg lived to adulthood.

His dad's a Catholic so didn't believe in abortion. Unfortunately.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Rees-Mogg should be used as an example for why incest will gently caress up a baby

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami

Josef bugman posted:

Rees, the largest of the moggs, simply ate the other 5

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Good line from the thread's favourite drunk aunt on Channel 4 News

https://twitter.com/DrFrancesRyan/status/1168951906200367104?s=20

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

wocobob posted:

What would the second scenario come from? A Corbyn VONC? Would that give more of a chance to not crash out? (sorry, i've been out of the loop on uk politics for a few days)

Labour can plausibly say they want the anti-no-deal bill to pass all stages, go to the Lords and return to the Commons for final reading before they'll vote for an election.

Also when did Corbyn go into stand-up?

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1168941871118393345

Soylent Yellow
Nov 5, 2010

yospos

frumpykvetchbot posted:

how is it even possible that Mogg lived to adulthood.

Philip Lee said in an interview earlier that Rees-Mogg being a oval office on a radio interview was the final nail in causing him to defect.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


jabby posted:

Labour can plausibly say they want the anti-no-deal bill to pass all stages, go to the Lords and return to the Commons for final reading before they'll vote for an election.

Also when did Corbyn go into stand-up?

https://twitter.com/jeremycorbyn/status/1168941871118393345

I've seen worse sets on Live At The Apollo.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Is Ken drunk?

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


Dead Goon posted:

Is Ken drunk?

I mean, you'd sort of have to be to cope with listening to all these droning old farts

stev
Jan 22, 2013

Please be excited.



Is anyone on this planet as smug as Mogg?

abelwingnut
Dec 23, 2002


he really is the platonic ideal of insufferable

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



forkboy84 posted:

I mean, you'd sort of have to be to cope with listening to all these droning old farts

I'm happy to believe he is!

Debbie Does Dagon
Jul 8, 2005



What's the significance of him badgering Bercow?

Josef bugman
Nov 17, 2011

Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

This avatar made possible by a gift from the Religionthread Posters Relief Fund
This has been an okay day.

I hope that the stop No-Deal thing gets through Parliament, though I think from the looks of things it is quite likely.

I am going to tidy my room, try and make food and have a sit. Not feeling at my best, but I am glad folks here are doing well.

I thought a lot about happiness today, I don't know how to find it or wether I want/deserve it, but one thing I don't want to do is make folks uncomfortable/feel bad. Part of me worries I have done so even though my intentions aren't there. That people have been hurt by my indifference or my anger or me trying to be someone they'd like.

I dunno, it's been a funny old day. Keep safe.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



HAHAHA, JRM busting out some Latin!

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Is Mogg actually playing the constitutionally irregular card when his leader shut down parliament a few weeks ago.

Thetobester
Jul 14, 2012

frumpykvetchbot posted:

how is it even possible that Mogg lived to adulthood.

Nanny probably chased away the bullies, exorcists, and men with guillotines who should by rights have finished him off.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

https://twitter.com/jessicaelgot/status/1168953331194236928
It's really funny that after all the fury about Labour 'purges', BoJo is going to end up deselecting nearly twenty of his MPs including some fairly big names.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.



https://twitter.com/agirlcalledlina/status/1168940059497832448?s=19

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Are we watching the Tory part collapse in front of us due to the stubbornness of its current and last leader?

Gort
Aug 18, 2003

Good day what ho cup of tea

CyberPingu posted:

Are we watching the Tory part collapse in front of us due to the stubbornness of its current and last leader?

God, I hope so. Their ability to vote in lockstep is basically their only admirable quality.

Dead Goon
Dec 13, 2002

No Obvious Flaws



Bercow says bring it!

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


https://twitter.com/Peston/status/1168954378587389952?s=20

Howls of derisive laughter.

CyberPingu
Sep 15, 2013


If you're not striving to improve, you'll end up going backwards.
Bercow has been the polished turd in the dung heap that has been the last year of politics

Strom Cuzewon
Jul 1, 2010

I came in late, why is Bercow smacking down JRM?

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Wait for his new diet advice for people on benefits.

lilljonas
May 6, 2007

We got crabs? We got crabs!
You'd think every second of Mogg talking should convince more and more people to rebel.

ThanosWasRight
May 12, 2019

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

I'm sitting here doing exactly that while reading this thread.

CommieGIR
Aug 22, 2006

The blue glow is a feature, not a bug


Pillbug

Yeah, and after this, there's no way Nigel is a choice if Boris falls. Nobody is touching this crapshoot.

Sanitary Naptime
May 29, 2006

MIWK!


The tory party is collapsing in real time, it's beautiful

AlexanderCA
Jul 21, 2010

by Cyrano4747

The Deleter posted:

Bit late for that Clarkson you fuckwit

Clarkson was always a remainer though.

Unkempt
May 24, 2003

...perfect spiral, scientists are still figuring it out...

ThanosWasRight posted:

I'm sitting here doing exactly that while reading this thread.

You're eating Ian Duncan Smith's snot? I mean, I know 'no kinkshaming' but srsly.

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
i turned on the sound, heard JRM smugly say "i was at Lords watching the cricket" and had to turn it off again, jesus christ

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

wocobob
Jan 7, 2014

damages enemies w/ corn
Is the vote that Johnson said would lead to Tory deselections happening today? Is that the vote to hand over Commons control to the opposition?

Also, is this whole thing going to end today? (debate on no-deal bill and everything) Or is there going to be more drama the rest of this week?

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply