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Runcible Cat posted:Have we found the Ultimate Mansplainer? No I think 1st place still goes to the twitter guy who spent a month arguing with women about vulvas
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:53 |
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christmas boots posted:No I think 1st place still goes to the twitter guy who spent a month arguing with women about vulvas There was a guy, I think in this thread, who was arguing about penis size with actual, vagina-havin' women, telling them they just didn't know what size they preferred. It was pretty good
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:56 |
christmas boots posted:No I think 1st place still goes to the twitter guy who spent a month arguing with women about vulvas Was that the guy who insisted that “vulva” wasn’t a real word and was a misspelling of vagina, or is that a different vagsplainer?
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 20:58 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for not giving my daughter money for school lunch? I absolutely hate this guy
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:03 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for purposely catching my fiance masturbating? What? A sex alarm? Like, six o'clock is sex o'clock? Someone please educate me about sex alarms.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:04 |
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Voting Floater posted:What? A sex alarm? Like, six o'clock is sex o'clock? Someone please educate me about sex alarms. i think she means an alarm that goes off when he masturbates
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:06 |
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Proud Rat Mom posted:I absolutely hate this guy He's arguing with basically everyone in the thread who doesn't 100% validate him.
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Voting Floater posted:What? A sex alarm? Like, six o'clock is sex o'clock? Someone please educate me about sex alarms. I tried sex alarms but I accidentally Pavlov’d myself into blowing my load when someone’s phone goes off
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:07 |
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MarcusSA posted:Unreliable drunk. I'm guessing there was a hole in his shoe, but the bouncer's problem was more that the guy's cock was thrust through the hole and it was the only thing he was wearing.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:09 |
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I made my stepmom cry by mentioning her dead son.quote:I(16M)take Zoloft everyday. My stepmom really hates it, every time she sees me taking it she starts ranting about how it’s a poison and I should treat my illness with “natural remedies”.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:11 |
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ad090 posted:I made my stepmom cry by mentioning her dead son. Good news, in two years you never have to see these assholes again.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:13 |
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Smirking_Serpent posted:AITA for insisting that a bouncer elaborates more? I speak from experience when I say bouncers in some places WILL outright deny you for improper footwear. I've been turned away for arriving in sneakers after a barhop, and a cursory glance at the bouncer is usually enough to tell most people that they are not in the mood for debating rules when they're on the clock. You either learn to deal with it or you get put in an armlock.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:16 |
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Maybe he thought the guy had a camera in his shoe.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:16 |
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You can only make up for a son dying from an overdose by hiding your other son's medication. Then if he dies you'll be karmically balanced.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:17 |
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Nastyman posted:You either learn to deal with it or you get put in an armlock. I don't know how bouncers work, but isn't this just assault? I assume if you refuse to leave, you're now trespassing but that doesn't necessarily give them the right to assault you right?
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:20 |
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ad090 posted:I made my stepmom cry by mentioning her dead son. uh why should he respect someone who is telling him to ignore his medical needs because of her emotional anxieties just because someone has power over you doesn't mean you have to respect them. why do people always assume this is what this means? and it's always literally the worst people, because it is the type of horrible people who shudder with glee at the concept of being Respected As An Authority. in general, demanding respect like this makes you unworthy of that very same desired respect yet none of these folks can ever manage to see they're caught in an oroburous of rimming themselves endlessly StrangersInTheNight fucked around with this message at 21:29 on Sep 3, 2019 |
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and at least he didn't go with the very obvious low-blow of 'this is why your son killed himself, y'know'
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:27 |
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goethe.cx posted:Was that the guy who insisted that “vulva” wasn’t a real word and was a misspelling of vagina, or is that a different vagsplainer? And then went on to write a 20 page paper about it roughly three weeks later https://twitter.com/paulbullen/status/1100851128516829184?s=20
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:27 |
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bamhand posted:I don't know how bouncers work, but isn't this just assault? I assume if you refuse to leave, you're now trespassing but that doesn't necessarily give them the right to assault you right? I may have been a little hyperbolic, I have no idea how much force is actually allowed, (although I wouldn't try their patience, it's not like they have to abide by the prime directive) but the point is arguing with the bouncer never leads to a good time for anyone involved.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:33 |
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christmas boots posted:And then went on to write a 20 page paper about it roughly three weeks later Dr. Foo Diddley: Actually the correct word is "Volvo" and it is reliable and boxy, unlike any part of the female anatomy
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:38 |
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christmas boots posted:And then went on to write a 20 page paper about it roughly three weeks later quote:So using vulva in those situations is not correct, if by correct we mean consistent with prevailing expectations. The correct word, in that sense, is vagina. The claim should be seen as trivially true, assuming its factual basis is right. Using words correctly is actually incorrect, if they are words that I do not know the meaning of.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:50 |
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TheScott2K posted:Schools are absolutely not equipped at all to handle "talk poo poo get hit" situations. It's time for Jake's parents to explain to him that authority figures are just another set of people trying to get through the day, and that sometimes the value of doing the right thing comes with a cost. He did the right thing and he got in trouble for it. Luckily, getting suspended means jack gently caress in the grand scheme. Yeah but they are super equipped to deal with "serial racist harassment", and clearly did a total poo poo half-rear end job on that front. Seriously, I work in education and the authority figures hosed up here and deserve no sympathy.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 21:59 |
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cumshitter posted:My boyfriend (28M) has decided to learn my (23F) native language. He has decided he is better than me and wants me to relearn it and refuses to drop it. Please help. lol gently caress anyone who thinks their sterile classroom learned language is more correct than actual organic street language.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:02 |
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bamhand posted:I don't know how bouncers work, but isn't this just assault? I assume if you refuse to leave, you're now trespassing but that doesn't necessarily give them the right to assault you right? Technically? I mean, yeah, it is battery by the letter of the law...but unless you have multiple cameras running when they do it good luck proving anything.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:06 |
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BONGHITZ posted:I was betting on Italian I'm imaging my second generation mother being told that she made meatballs wrong in her own house I can't see the person living through that.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:08 |
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ad090 posted:I made my stepmom cry by mentioning her dead son. If her son had been taking real medication instead of fake "natural" poo poo for his depression maybe he would be alive. That lady is a big ole oval office that needs some serious therapy (but won't get it because of TOXINS!!! and will probably amass hoard of crystals and angel tarots in the next five years.) (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:11 |
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Geoj posted:Technically? I mean, yeah, it is battery by the letter of the law...but unless you have multiple cameras running when they do it good luck proving anything. also clubs just wouldn't work if bouncers couldn't toss out belligerent drunks, of course the cops let it slide or they'd be there every night
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:12 |
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Araenna posted:I'm imaging my second generation mother being told that she made meatballs wrong in her own house I can't see the person living through that. I've seen articles expressing their consternation that Italian-Americans used terms that didn't match up to standard Italian. Like "LOL IT IS MOZZARELLA, WAT IS MOTZADEL? OR MOTZ? YOU TALK WRONG LOL" Then linguists of course have to remind people that Italy popped up like less time ago than photography, and most people who immigrated didn't come from the parts they took standard Italian from. Shocker! It's like people going up to someone speaking Catalan and telling them their Spanish is wrong.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:26 |
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Also lol more generally at a British guy acting like he's never heard of a language having a large variety of variations. You can't go like ten miles in Britain without everyone sounding super different.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:27 |
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Runcible Cat posted:Have we found the Ultimate Mansplainer? Well, actually,
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:30 |
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I'm not sure what the absolute lowest priority of a bouncer's job duties are but I'm sure "elaborating" is up there.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:34 |
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Sunswipe posted:Were you searching for "gay lick" and autocorrect hosed it up? the tongue of noted paedophile, william wallace coming at you in a bothy
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:35 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Well... this morning I [29M] walked in on my girlfriend [29F] in bed with another man [30ish M who is my co-worker] He updated! Man, what's with Reddit people actually listening and making good decisions lately? quote:
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:37 |
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Nastyman posted:I may have been a little hyperbolic, I have no idea how much force is actually allowed, (although I wouldn't try their patience, it's not like they have to abide by the prime directive) but the point is arguing with the bouncer never leads to a good time for anyone involved. Star Trek would've been a much more interesting show if the prime directive was "don't put people in armlocks"
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:40 |
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Grape posted:I've seen articles expressing their consternation that Italian-Americans used terms that didn't match up to standard Italian. I read something like that recently. My mom doesn't speak Italian (her father refused to teach them because of discrimination or the like), but does pronounce the words she knows (mostly food) in a regional dialect. It was cool to learn about where it came from.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:44 |
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Grape posted:I've seen articles expressing their consternation that Italian-Americans used terms that didn't match up to standard Italian. Seeing you mention Catalán reminds me how disappointed I am that my grandmother didn't teach her kids Valencian so my mother could in turn teach me.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:48 |
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ParserGirl posted:Dr. Phil had a few of these women on his show. Some of those women also become pregnant for real which further reinforces their delusion that they really were pregnant.
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:50 |
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DemoneeHo posted:Mu Son (12/M) punched classmate in the face for derogatory comments and doesn’t want to apologize. Not sure exactly how to proceed? lady needs a paternity test because this kid has bigger balls than her husband
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# ? Sep 3, 2019 22:53 |
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Araenna posted:I read something like that recently. My mom doesn't speak Italian (her father refused to teach them because of discrimination or the like), but does pronounce the words she knows (mostly food) in a regional dialect. It was cool to learn about where it came from. yea people kinda roast people who talk 'normal' but get super Italian when they say food and all but they kinda forget that Italy literally didn't exist as we know it until the loving civil war over here, there's a poo poo load of 'Italian' immigrants who are actually, say from Parme, and Parme super wasn't Rome, language wise. For a lot of them their only real connection was regional words that other immigrants from other chunks of Italy could figure out.
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Geoj posted:Technically? I mean, yeah, it is battery by the letter of the law...but unless you have multiple cameras running when they do it good luck proving anything. I'm amazed this works in America, land of the gun. I assume being a black bouncer would suuuuck.
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