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pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Beachcomber posted:

This made me immediately tense up.

That's a future Estranged Parent for sure.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 02:12

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chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

Nastyman posted:

I speak from experience when I say bouncers in some places WILL outright deny you for improper footwear. I've been turned away for arriving in sneakers after a barhop, and a cursory glance at the bouncer is usually enough to tell most people that they are not in the mood for debating rules when they're on the clock. You either learn to deal with it or you get put in an armlock.

I�ve never encountered any bar that didn�t allow you to wear sneakers, even ones with a dress code. Also almost every bouncer I�ve encountered has been outside the door, so trying to do BJJ on you on the sidewalk over a disagreement would be legal grounds for self-defense.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 02:18

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for refusing to shave my rear end in a top hat until my GF shaves her armpits?

So I recently saw a post that described an issue similar to the one my girlfriend and I are having right now, so I figured I'd share.

For context, I'm a guy who tries my best to keep it pretty clean. Thankfully I'm not naturally very hairy, and regularly shave my arms, legs, chest, and armpits (partly due to personal preference, and partly the result of habits I developed when I swam in college).

I also just cannot stand body hair on women. Sorry if that statement makes me an rear end in a top hat, but I just can't get over it. Yes I understand women can do what they want with their bodies, and I respect their decision if they choose not to shave. But no amount of posturing is going to sway me on this one (and I think most guys would admit to feeling the same if you put a gun to their head). So I feel that if I keep myself clean shaven, I'd have more of a leg to stand on if I were to ask a woman to do the same.

Anywho my girlfriend and I have recently arrived at that stage where we are living together and are comfortable being disgusting around each other (making GBS threads while the other's brushing their teeth, etc.). She's also stopped shaving her armpits as frequently, which has really gotten on my nerves. I politely told her that this is an issue for me, and asked if she would shave more often. She replied by saying that it's 2019, and that women shouldn't be stigmatized for having body hair.

Yea I suppose she's right, but it still bothers me, so I am refusing to shave my rear end/around my rear end in a top hat until she relents, which has in turn really gotten on her nerves. She thinks I'm an rear end in a top hat, but I'm merely trying to get her to see things from my perspective.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 02:54

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

AITA for ruining my sister's chances at reconciling with her fianc�?

Let me preface this by saying that this incident happened a year and some change ago, but I wanted to see what y'all make of it..

Background: My sister was engaged to this guy who was madly, head-over-heels in love with her. She was his first love, but she'd had many relationships before him. She was engaged to another guy before him and had had many tumultuous relationships. That's mostly due to her violent and extremely narcissistic tendencies. A pattern that we all saw with her is that she'd instigate many fights with the guy, push him away, cry miserably and play the victim card every time, then regret how angry and aggressive she got with them, reconcile & repeat. This same pattern happened with this fianc� over and over, and he'd always be the one to apologize and ask for forgiveness.. until one day it escalated to the point where she decided to break off the engagement.

What he did: Tried to call her many many times, she wouldn't reply. He spoke with my dad and my dad agreed to talk to my sister about it. My sister again played victim and was adamant that she no longer wants anything to do with him. She'd always talk poo poo about him and even made fun of how ugly/disgusting/unattractive she thought he was. It was just sad. Long story short, he kept texting my sister all kinds of sappy poo poo (their memories, songs etc.), he also started leaving her notes on her car, and went so far as to follow her around (stalking behaviour on his part, I know) and she even kept note of the days on which he followed her and the places. It was just an ego boost to her, she wasn't afraid of him following her around cuz she knew he wouldn't harm her. This happened over the course of 4 months approximately. When my brother found out, he told her to report him to authorities so he would back off, but she didn't because like I said - ego boost: he's still in love with me, he knows my worth she'd say.

What I did: I've always had a very rocky relationship with my sister (I'm younger). I was subject to the same lovely treatment as her boyfriends/partners and got to see how manipulative and bitchy she can really be. I won't go into details but she treated me like absolute poo poo basically. I was so sick of it that I one day decided to get back at her,, and as the saying goes: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." So I made a fake facebook account, posed as my sister's close friend, reached out to the guy, and gave enough details for him to know that I knew the story personally. I told him what she'd been saying about him, and that he should cut his losses and move on. The poor guy was petrified, and couldn't believe that while she was bashing him, he was still in love with her and hoping to reconcile.

He never contacted her again, and the following her around stopped shortly after that. He got engaged to another girl a few months later.

My sister doesn't know about this. She still thinks about him and wonders if she should've given him another chance. (the regret has set in)

# ? Sep 4, 2019 02:55

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

no ages on the shaving one so i'm going to assume they are both highschool sophmores

# ? Sep 4, 2019 02:56

Motronic: Nov 6, 2009

VanSandman posted:

People who carry guns everywhere are the last people I trust with guns.

That's great. And you have no idea who is, because the people who do so, especially legally, will never tip their hand or let you know.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:02

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

it's my god-given right as an american to shoot my dick and balls off with an AR-15

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:04

Xik: Mar 10, 2011; Dinosaur Gum

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for refusing to shave my rear end in a top hat until my GF shaves her armpits?

Seems like a good deal to me, shaving rear end is far more difficult then shaving armpit.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:09

FilthyImp: Sep 30, 2002; Anime Deviant

Motronic posted:

That's great. And you have no idea who is, because the people who do so, especially legally, will never tip their hand or let you know.

He probably means the guys that open carey their AKs in Walmart, or dipshit mcgee thinking flashing a gun is the ahortcut to compliance in the middle of a store.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:09

Pirate Radar: Apr 18, 2008; You're not my Ruthie!
You're not my Debbie!
You're not my Sherry!

goethe.cx posted:

it's my god-given right as an american to shoot my dick and balls off with an AR-15

If you have an AR-15 you already have no dick and balls. No one can disprove this.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:15

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

FilthyImp posted:

He probably means the guys that open carey their AKs in Walmart, or dipshit mcgee thinking flashing a gun is the ahortcut to compliance in the middle of a store.

wasn't there just a case over the weekend of someone flashing a pistol because popeye's ran out of chicken sandwiches?

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:18

LadyPictureShow: Nov 18, 2005; Success!

Will he (m/32) ever forgive me (f/31) after acting psychotic?

quote:

( I posted this elsewhere but no feedback)

He ghosted me. After 1 month of dates, one month of sleeping together, one month of both of us sharing personal aspects of our lives with each other... He ghosted me. No explanation whatsoever.

Long story short.

We met on Tinder. We never really communicated that much on Tinder. We exchanged a few paragraphs with each other before he asked me if I had Snapchat. I did and we started communicating through there. It was nice and casual. We then went on a date. Afterwards his snaps became excessive and finally I told him I needed to take a break and that I don't text that much. He toned it down. He was smitten with me. I on the other hand was unsure of it. He seemed to fall fast.

Then things got better. We watched movies, went out to eat, slept together (intimately), cuddled and discussed our personal lives. We discussed many topics that don't get casually discussed in everyday life.

I liked him. He started to become more distant. I wanted a relationship and he said he wanted to be friends. I agreed and we were friends without benefits. The last time I saw him I came over to his house to watch movies and we talked. I shared photos of my personal life and he seemed engaged. We ended the night and he gave me a hug. A few days later I sent him a picture of some show we discussed and he opened it through Snapchat 2 days later and then responded. After that nothing. I sent him a text two days afterwards and never heard from him again.

He would watch my snapchat stories BUT ignore my actual texts. I was hurt, confused, panicked. Even though we were "friends" I still was getting over him. I was never suggestive, flirty or physical since agreeing to be friends only. He was playing head games that made me feel discombobulated. I didn't want to lose him. He was super cool.

I was PMSing and it magnified all the negative emotions for me and I lost it! I removed him and then added him on Snapchat for a week debating whether to end it or to wait and see if he responds. I probably did this 5 times. Add, delete, add delete. He did nothing. I sent him 1 or 2 messages every few days and deleted them and tried to think of something else that might sound better before he could read them. Nothing. A week of madness passed and then I removed and added him one last time and BLOCKED as in he blocked me!

Wow. Slap in the back. Done. So yeah I became the crazy person unfortunately. I still don't know what happened. He was so polite and kind. I didn't think he would do something like this. We are both shamefully in our 30's. I know I didn't act the best, but not communicating is immature on his part. I never acted crazy until afterwards.. so I don't know.

Now that my hormones are stable I feel so stupid. But I am still confused. It all happened so fast..

Tdlr; I acted psychotic after being ghosted. Will he ever come back or is he cutting off the nutcase for good?

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:25

Acebuckeye13: Nov 2, 2010; Ultra Carp

Smirking_Serpent posted:

AITA for ruining my sister's chances at reconciling with her fianc�?

Let me preface this by saying that this incident happened a year and some change ago, but I wanted to see what y'all make of it..

Background: My sister was engaged to this guy who was madly, head-over-heels in love with her. She was his first love, but she'd had many relationships before him. She was engaged to another guy before him and had had many tumultuous relationships. That's mostly due to her violent and extremely narcissistic tendencies. A pattern that we all saw with her is that she'd instigate many fights with the guy, push him away, cry miserably and play the victim card every time, then regret how angry and aggressive she got with them, reconcile & repeat. This same pattern happened with this fianc� over and over, and he'd always be the one to apologize and ask for forgiveness.. until one day it escalated to the point where she decided to break off the engagement.

What he did: Tried to call her many many times, she wouldn't reply. He spoke with my dad and my dad agreed to talk to my sister about it. My sister again played victim and was adamant that she no longer wants anything to do with him. She'd always talk poo poo about him and even made fun of how ugly/disgusting/unattractive she thought he was. It was just sad. Long story short, he kept texting my sister all kinds of sappy poo poo (their memories, songs etc.), he also started leaving her notes on her car, and went so far as to follow her around (stalking behaviour on his part, I know) and she even kept note of the days on which he followed her and the places. It was just an ego boost to her, she wasn't afraid of him following her around cuz she knew he wouldn't harm her. This happened over the course of 4 months approximately. When my brother found out, he told her to report him to authorities so he would back off, but she didn't because like I said - ego boost: he's still in love with me, he knows my worth she'd say.

What I did: I've always had a very rocky relationship with my sister (I'm younger). I was subject to the same lovely treatment as her boyfriends/partners and got to see how manipulative and bitchy she can really be. I won't go into details but she treated me like absolute poo poo basically. I was so sick of it that I one day decided to get back at her,, and as the saying goes: "Revenge is a dish best served cold." So I made a fake facebook account, posed as my sister's close friend, reached out to the guy, and gave enough details for him to know that I knew the story personally. I told him what she'd been saying about him, and that he should cut his losses and move on. The poor guy was petrified, and couldn't believe that while she was bashing him, he was still in love with her and hoping to reconcile.

He never contacted her again, and the following her around stopped shortly after that. He got engaged to another girl a few months later.

My sister doesn't know about this. She still thinks about him and wonders if she should've given him another chance. (the regret has set in)

From the sounds of it she really helped that dude dodge a bullet.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:42

Coredump: Dec 1, 2002

Dudes if you don't shave your pits give it a try. Its pretty nice feeling.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:44

The Lone Badger: Sep 24, 2007

bamhand posted:

I'm amazed this works in America, land of the gun. I assume being a black bouncer would suuuuck.

There was that case where a (black) security guard tackled a wannabe mass shooter and held him down until the police arrived and shot the guard dead.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:49

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

LadyPictureShow posted:

Will he (m/32) ever forgive me (f/31) after acting psychotic?

yeah i don't think that was just your hormones, lady

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:49

Ghost Leviathan: Mar 2, 2017; Exploration is ill-advised.

Coredump posted:

Dudes if you don't shave your pits give it a try. Its pretty nice feeling.

I do it every now and again because I'm pretty sure the hair gets ratty after a while

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:56

brugroffil: Nov 30, 2015

VanSandman posted:

People who carry guns everywhere are the last people I trust with guns.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:59

Pinecone Sample: Oct 12, 2010; THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do?

quote:

Okay so maybe lets start out with a little background. My Husband and I first met when I was right out of college in a new city. He swept me off my feet and from out first date it was magic. We married 3 years after that and now we have an 8 year old daughter. We both work pretty great jobs and between caring for our daughter and work responsibility we are both busy people. But he always made time for me and treated me like royalty, even when I didn't do the same. Around the beginning of 2019 I became familiar with one of my coworkers "Nick" hes about my age and has a wife and 3 kids of his own. Nick and I started so innocent, we would go out to work outings together and sit close by and talk, I started sitting in his lap and we had some light touching but nothing to severe. I guess he reminded me of when my husband and I were young, there was a passion in Nick's eyes that drew me close to him. Eventually we started sleeping together. I knew during the whole time it was wrong but I pushed through, never once thinking about the impact it could have on my husband.

This morning started off as usual, my husband gets into the shower before me every day and I snooze before I have to hop in too. He mentioned last night that he was going to stop by Costco on the way home from work today, so I grabbed my husbands phone so I could add to the shopping list a few things that I wanted. I know my husbands iphone lock code so I went into the notes app to add what I wanted, and when I opened the app, it opened to a folder with dates listed on it. The dates started the first week of march, and continued unabated until last week. I curiously opened one of the dates and to my shock, it was a diary. I never knew my husband as the type of person to write out his thoughts and emotions. I read through the first couple entries of his diary and it broke my heart. The diary was all about my infidelity and how my husband was processing it. Looking at the dates that were listed he discovered my affair about a month after it became physical. I quickly locked his phone and hid it. When he came out of the shower I helped him look for the phone I hid, my husband has a work phone and a personal phone so he was unfazed about not being able to find it, he was on a time crunch and left the house with only his work phone. I called off work and read each diary entry. I feel like I may vomit, almost each entry for the first 3 months he discovered my affair were about how he planned on "making her fall in love with me again" he had detailed in this diary the plans he had to make me forget about Nick, he talked about taking us on a week long vacation so I couldn't see him, how he bought my favorite flowers and cooked my favorite dish but I continued to see Nick. As the time went on and I continued to tell lies to my husband he would write in the diary about how his resolve is beginning to waiver, how he is becoming depressed and feels so lonely and unloved. After 3 months the diary entries became wholly about his depression and how he cries every time he knows I am with Nick. He writes how every night before falling asleep he has visuals of Nick's body on top of mine, and how the visuals make him feel physically ill. He keeps writing in his diary how he doesn't want our daughter to grow up with divorced parents like he did.

There is a diary entry from one month ago that stopped me in my tracts though. In the entry my husband talks about how one night when I was with Nick and he put our daughter to bed, he was crying to himself like usual, but the tears stopped flowing. He says that his body finally stopped producing tears for his failed marriage. He says this night was the night the band-aid fully came off. In this entry he talks about how this 6 month long process felt like a band-aid on his soul that was slowly being pulled off. And how now the band-aid was finally off, he felt a wave of relief. Like he finally got over me.

Two weeks ago he had another diary entry. In this one he talks about how wants to arrange to meet an escort girl. He writes that he doesn't know how to start an affair, but having sex with someone other than his wife will be an interesting experience. My husband knows my cheating schedule. He has planned on meeting this escort sometime that I am with Nick. I dont know what to do at this point. I am at such a loss. I am so ashamed in myself, the whole I kept telling myself that no one was getting hurt, that this affair would run its course and life would go back to normal. I never realized the pain and suffering that I put my husband through. I have cheated on him so many times, and he suffered through it. What can I do now? I am never going to cheat on my husband again, but its probably too late to have this realization for me. Where do I go? What can I do? I know many of you will say some horrible things about me and thats okay, but please help me save the marriage I ruined.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 03:59

La Brea Carpet: Nov 22, 2007; I have no mouth and I must post

My (24F) boyfriend (25M) is obsessed with the idea he would have been a music success and "missed his chance" and it's straining our relationship.

quote:

My boyfriend and I have been together for a little over 9 months now, and during this time we have been happy and share many common interests and I do always feel like he truly cares about me. However, in the last four months, he has been unemployed after quitting a job with an abusive boss to save his mental health (which I supported his decision in). He had some savings and has been able to support himself in this time, and I have made it clear to him that I would not be willing (read: completely unable) to support him financially.

In this time, he at first was enthusiastically looking for jobs, but now that search has come to a halt. He doesn't even pretend to tell me he has been searching anymore, and instead just watches TV or sits on the internet all day (and admits this to me). I understood he may have been in a funk, and even tried suggesting if he wanted to try something else in his field since he hated the work he was doing. He has a very employable degree in computer science along with experience, so I figured he had some room to work with laterally, although I'll admit I am not an expert and job searching is difficult and frustrating.

The problem is recently he has started complaining every time we talk about his "wasted potential" as a musician, and is convinced that if he had gone into music he would have gotten his dream job as a video game music composer. He blames his family for not discouraging him from the field due to its reputation for employment difficulty and it has soured his relationship with his family as he now refuses to talk to them.

The kicker is that he is completely average. In high school, I did music somewhat competitively as a hobby(regional/state bands, local competitions), and while I am no expert, I have seen enough in the music world to know it is not as easy as he thinks. He occasionally writes songs for his soundcloud as a hobby (which I again, love and support as a fun interesting hobby. It is a part of how we started dating.), but now cannot seem to give up the idea that he should have been a composer.

This has affected his job search as whenever I ask him how it's going he insists he's wasting his true talent, and ultimately our relationship. I think he is in short-- delusional. My personal bias is that I also had wanted to go into music as a teenager but was pushed into another field, but now have accepted it was the correct choice as I have a steady job that I enjoy in a field that I find fulfilling. I know he's struggling, but he has said things to the nature of "it's not worth doing something you don't love" and that it's "cowardly" to not chase your dream and that he'd regret it for the rest of his life. Given that he knows I also wanted to do something else with my life and gave up, it feels like a slap in the face of the life I have built over the years. He's running out of savings and next month will not be able to afford rent. I don't know what to do anymore.

tl;dr: boyfriend is having a crisis in which he is convinced he should have been a music major and now refuses to find a job in or out of his field. I think his musical talent isn't as special or great as he thinks it is, but it would hurt him immensely to say this to him. He is running out of money, and has made comments that indirectly put down my life choices although they were not intentionally condescending. I am at a loss for what to do. I still love him and think he is struggling, but do not want to break up.

EDIT: Thank you for all your thoughtful replies. We are not financially connected in any way (we do NOT live together, lease,bank account, etc) and I definitely intend on it staying that way.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:01

Pinecone Sample: Oct 12, 2010; THIS ACCOUNT HAS BEEN SEIZED
by the United States Federal Bureau of Investigation in accordance with a seizure warrant issued pursuant to 69 U.S.C Sec. 420

AITA for refusing to shave my rear end in a top hat until my GF shaves her armpits?

quote:

So I recently saw a post that described an issue similar to the one my girlfriend and I are having right now, so I figured I'd share.

For context, I'm a guy who tries my best to keep it pretty clean. Thankfully I'm not naturally very hairy, and regularly shave my arms, legs, chest, and armpits (partly due to personal preference, and partly the result of habits I developed when I swam in college).

I also just cannot stand body hair on women. Sorry if that statement makes me an rear end in a top hat, but I just can't get over it. Yes I understand women can do what they want with their bodies, and I respect their decision if they choose not to shave. But no amount of posturing is going to sway me on this one (and I think most guys would admit to feeling the same if you put a gun to their head). So I feel that if I keep myself clean shaven, I'd have more of a leg to stand on if I were to ask a woman to do the same.

Anywho my girlfriend and I have recently arrived at that stage where we are living together and are comfortable being disgusting around each other (making GBS threads while the other's brushing their teeth, etc.). She's also stopped shaving her armpits as frequently, which has really gotten on my nerves. I politely told her that this is an issue for me, and asked if she would shave more often. She replied by saying that it's 2019, and that women shouldn't be stigmatized for having body hair.

Yea I suppose she's right, but it still bothers me, so I am refusing to shave my rear end/around my rear end in a top hat until she relents, which has in turn really gotten on her nerves. She thinks I'm an rear end in a top hat, but I'm merely trying to get her to see things from my perspective.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:02

goethe.cx: Apr 23, 2014

Pinecone Sample posted:

My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do?

lol get hosed

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:02

Business Gorillas: Mar 11, 2009

Pinecone Sample posted:

My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do?

lots of "i directly spurned someone that was attracted to me, how do i get them back?" tonight

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:11

Barudak: May 7, 2007

Pinecone Sample posted:

My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do?

I want to believe the husband is one step more devious and his "affair" time is so well defined in his diary because he knew shed find it and will, instead, be at the divorce lawyers at that time.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:27

Heliotrope: Aug 17, 2007; You're fucking subhuman

Acebuckeye13 posted:

From the sounds of it she really helped that dude dodge a bullet.

I mean, that dude stalked his ex-fiance after she stopped responding to him and then got engaged to another woman a few months after finding out she didn't love him. They might be two bullets going past each other and into different people.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:30

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

Barudak posted:

I want to believe the husband is one step more devious and his "affair" time is so well defined in his diary because he knew shed find it and will, instead, be at the divorce lawyers at that time.

That is what I kinda hope. I wonder if the dad is just staying in it for the kid?

I kinda reads like he's pretty broken by the whole thing while she is just like "meh well poo poo happens!"

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:32

lol if you: Jun 29, 2004; I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

Pinecone Sample posted:

My Husband [39M] knows about my [36F] 6 month long affair but hasn't told me. What can I do?

well that's awful. seems like that guy isn't able to set the "we are no longer married" barrier and he's tried really, really hard to make the status quo work. if he's unable to face the fact that he doesn't deserve to be treated that way then the least she could do is admit it and say the word "divorce" out loud.

i feel so sad for him i can't even work up a good lather to be angry at her. i just want her out of his life forever.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:32

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Xik posted:

Seems like a good deal to me, shaving rear end is far more difficult then shaving armpit.

Spoken like someone that has never had ingrown armpit hair or rashes. Armpits are sensitive, y'all.

I stopped shaving when I realized my SO is fuzzy all over and also doesn't give a poo poo.

E wait shaving an rear end in a top hat seems hella painful in lasting ways.

Scathach fucked around with this message at 04:44 on Sep 4, 2019

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:39

Schwack: Jan 31, 2003; Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!

VanSandman posted:

People who carry guns everywhere are the last people I trust with guns.

My sister in law and her husband wouldn't go to Dairy Queen, in a town of ~15,000 people, without their pistols. I had never really seen how badly "siege mentality" can warp someone's brain until then.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:44

Coredump: Dec 1, 2002

Scathach posted:

Spoken like someone that has never had ingrown armpit hair or rashes. Armpits are sensitive, y'all.

I stopped shaving when I realized my SO is fuzzy all over and also doesn't give a poo poo.

E wait shaving an rear end in a top hat seems hella painful in lasting ways.

Imagine butthole stubble... the itching would be unbearable. Goons would drag their rear end across the carpet like dogs.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:47

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

Guess we found a use for all that fugly shag carpet in goon dens

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:48

Ziv Zulander: Mar 24, 2017; ZZ for short

Scathach posted:

Spoken like someone that has never had ingrown armpit hair or rashes. Armpits are sensitive, y'all.

I stopped shaving when I realized my SO is fuzzy all over and also doesn't give a poo poo.

E wait shaving an rear end in a top hat seems hella painful in lasting ways.

I shave my pits, junk, legs and rear end in a top hat regularly and I�ve never had a problem :shrug:

It�s nice! More guys should try it

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:49

Scathach: Apr 4, 2011; You know that thing where you sleep on your arm funny and when you wake up it's all numb? Yeah that's my whole world right now.

To be fair I have super lovely skin and if you look at me too hard I break out so :shrug:

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:53

Xik: Mar 10, 2011; Dinosaur Gum

goons itt

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:55

Pick: Jul 19, 2009; Nap Ghost

Magic Shave for buttzone hair (gay tip)

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:57

Megillah Gorilla: Sep 22, 2003; If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.; Bread Liar

bell jar posted:

All my shoes have holes in them, how else are you supposed to put them on

Topologically that's a depression or indentation, not a hole.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 04:59

Bruceski: Aug 21, 2007; The tools of a hero mean nothing without a solid core.

Scathach posted:

I stopped shaving when I realized my SO is fuzzy all over and also doesn't give a poo poo.

That's my status. If I started shaving I'd never stop. I come from a very hairy people.

My grandfather moved to NW Canada and then down into the US right around the time local legends of Bigfoot started up. Coincidence?

# ? Sep 4, 2019 05:00

bamhand: Apr 15, 2010

Xik posted:

goons itt

I got to pet two of those last month. One was fuzzy like velvet, other was actually hairless. I always thought they were all like the former.

# ? Sep 4, 2019 05:01

MarcusSA: Sep 23, 2007

AITA for refusing to use the money I inherited from my mother to pay for medical treatment for my half-sister, who has a life threatening sickness? She is the child of my father and the woman he cheated on my mother with.

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When I was 25, we found out that my father had been cheating on my mother for years and he had a 7 year old daughter with his mistress. In one split second, the happy family I knew was gone, and I went through the darkest time in my life.

My parents divorced and per their prenup, my mother walked away with most of their assets (since she also contributed more to the family income). She never forgave my dad for what he did and never talked to him again, though she grudgingly allowed me to have whatever relationship I wanted to have with him. I eventually forgave my dad mostly because I was tired of carrying so much anger and hurt in my heart. I talk to him but I want nothing to do with his mistress or my half sister.

My mother died last year and left me everything - her money, her real estate assets, and her business, which I now own and operate. I am in a relatively comfortable financial position, while my dad is... getting by. He was never a good businessman on his own and lost a lot of his money on businesses that later went belly up.

This year my half sister was diagnosed with a life threatening sickness, and she has been in the hospital for the last four months. The bills are mounting and my dad came to me for help because they are now in a situation where they are finding it difficult to come up with money for my half sister's treatment.

The thing is, I don't want to use my mother's money to pay for the treatment of the child her husband had with his other woman. Though it's not my half sister's fault, it feels so unfair when I think that the money my mother worked hard all her life for will go to a child that neither my mother and I have any responsibility towards, and the very same child of the man and the woman who hurt her so much at that. I'd really rather use it to grow her company and let my dad and my half sister's mother figure out how to get money for her treatment. They are her parents after all. The only thing tying me to her is my father saying "She is your sister" and "If she dies because she didn't get the treatment she needs, would you be able to sleep at night?"

AITA?

# ? Sep 4, 2019 05:18

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# ? May 14, 2024 15:09

Admiralty Flag: Jun 7, 2007; to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

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MarcusSA posted:

AITA for refusing to use the money I inherited from my mother to pay for medical treatment for my half-sister, who has a life threatening sickness? She is the child of my father and the woman he cheated on my mother with.

Yeah, gently caress that 10 year old terminal relative right in the ear!!!!

# ? Sep 4, 2019 05:25

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