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Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

quote:

[Javid] says the country still needs to live within its means. And he will still need to make difficult choices.

Cameron & Osbourne: Austerity is on.
~Few years later~
May: Austerity is over!
Hammond: Austerity is still on.
~Austerity continues~
Johnson and Javid: Austerity continues!

[e]: The Saj's hero, Ayn Rand ironically recieves an honorary Doctorate of Humane Letters in 1963. Many years later the Saj apparently woos his wife by reading Rand. A few years later, she threatens to divorce him if he doesn't stop loving reading Rand aloud to her.

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 13:20 on Sep 4, 2019

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RockyB
Mar 8, 2007


Dog Therapy: Shockingly Good
15 minutes in. Still not a single actual announcement. Back to attacking labour.

I really regret watching this.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!



SNP want an election now, labour are worried about the results of an election now and wanna let bojo stew in his mess for longer, since nothing bad can happen there

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

That Italian Guy posted:

Uuuh that's a good one.

:vince:

Pesky Splinter posted:

Cameron & Osbourne: Austerity is on.
~Few years later~
May: Austerity is over!
Hammond: Austerity is still on.
~Austerity continues~
Johnson and Javid: Austerity continues!
No we saved the country from the crisis and that's why wages are down the party over there frea market fountainhead why is this off topic?

twoday
May 4, 2005



C-SPAM Times best-selling author

That Italian Guy posted:

Inspiration struck me:


Wow, the Anglo-Dutch wars were pretty weird

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

RockyB posted:

15 minutes in. Still not a single actual announcement. Back to attacking labour.

I really regret watching this.

Bailed after PMQs, don't care what the eggman has to say

Doctor_Fruitbat
Jun 2, 2013


Hentai Jihadist posted:

SNP want an election now, labour are worried about the results of an election now and wanna let bojo stew in his mess for longer, since nothing bad can happen there

Specifically they need to block no deal Brexit first and ensure that an election can't be used to force us out of the EU on Johnson's terms, but letting the fucker crash and burn is a great side effect of this.

https://twitter.com/Jamie_O_D/status/1168998955532902401?s=19

Red Oktober
May 24, 2006

wiggly eyes!



Barry Foster posted:

Bailed after PMQs, don't care what the eggman has to say

I watched it for a bit but it's just so tedious.

CGI Stardust
Nov 7, 2010


Brexit is but a door,
election time is but a window.

I'll be back

Bulgakov
Mar 8, 2009


рукописи не горят

That Italian Guy posted:

Inspiration struck me:


lol

Henry Black
Jun 27, 2004

If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.
Fun Shoe
https://twitter.com/BBCPolitics/status/1169218435554918400

For anyone who didn't see it

AceClown
Sep 11, 2005

Just woke up from my night shift to eggman saying there's too much homlesness like the majority isn't the tories fault in the fist place.

Business as usual then...

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
They're sleeping on the benches and making our country a worse place to live.

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Doctor_Fruitbat posted:

Specifically they need to block no deal Brexit first and ensure that an election can't be used to force us out of the EU on Johnson's terms, but letting the fucker crash and burn is a great side effect of this.

https://twitter.com/Jamie_O_D/status/1168998955532902401?s=19

That isn't what the SNP are accusing them of though, it's of not wanting an election even after NDB is blocked

Hopefully that's just bullshit though cause I want one lol

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them
holy poo poo a talking egg

Nuclear Spoon
Aug 18, 2010

I want to cry out
but I don’t scream and I don’t shout
And I feel so proud
to be alive
listening to this gently caress talk about "the human cost of homelessness" makes me want to vomit

Convex
Aug 19, 2010

Guavanaut posted:

They're sleeping on the benches and making our country a worse place to live.

But enough about Mogg already

or was that :thejoke:? We ran out of coffee this morning so I'm running on fumes

Barry Foster
Dec 24, 2007

What is going wrong with that one (face is longer than it should be)

Hentai Jihadist posted:

That isn't what the SNP are accusing them of though, it's of not wanting an election even after NDB is blocked

Hopefully that's just bullshit though cause I want one lol

The SNP are full of poo poo

Convex posted:

But enough about Mogg already

or was that :thejoke:? We ran out of coffee this morning so I'm running on fumes

I fear it was op

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


https://twitter.com/hmtreasury/status/1169225062920183809?s=20

30 million quid for air quality, 30 for biodiversity. So that's DEFRA done for 430 odd million pounds.

That's one low-rear end number if they're gonna take over the farm payments from the EU. (I'm kidding of course, they're gonna gently caress the farmers)

Also 30 million for biodiversity is a joke - the UK has ~25 million hectares total surface area. Let's cut out half for convenience sake and then you still have 2.5ish pounds per hectare to do something for biodiversity.

Cunts.

Junior G-man fucked around with this message at 13:33 on Sep 4, 2019

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


30 million for air quality / 8.1 million people in just London is just under 4 quid a head. In London alone.

I'm sure every parent with a kid with asthma is sleeping easy tonight.

Henry Black
Jun 27, 2004

If she's not making this face, you're not doing it right.
Fun Shoe

Junior G-man posted:

Let's cut out half for convenience sake and then you still have 2.5ish pounds per hectare to do something for biodiversity.

That'll cover planting some daffodils

Jedit
Dec 10, 2011

Proudly supporting vanilla legends 1994-2014

Hentai Jihadist posted:

SNP want an election now, labour are worried about the results of an election now and wanna let bojo stew in his mess for longer, since nothing bad can happen there

The SNP want No Deal Brexit so they can push for independence, but they don't want to be seen as supporting it. That's why they're attacking Corbyn for not doing what he actually is doing already. gently caress the Tartan Nazis.

E: thanks for the Rees-Marat.

Vlex
Aug 4, 2006
I'd rather be a climbing ape than a big titty angel.




Missed a trick by not making the thumbs up/down 52-48

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Jedit posted:

The SNP want No Deal Brexit so they can push for independence, but they don't want to be seen as supporting it. That's why they're attacking Corbyn for not doing what he actually is doing already.

gently caress the Tartan Nazis.

drat thats a stupid opinion

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Convex posted:

But enough about Mogg already

or was that :thejoke:? We ran out of coffee this morning so I'm running on fumes

Brexit shortages starting early

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice
BBC getting absolutely bodied on this steaming take

https://twitter.com/Rachael_Swindon/status/1169213273398566912

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Henry Black posted:

That'll cover planting some daffodils

Put it this way, I was once in charge of a fairly large nature restoration project that aimed to improve nature in a 4,200ha area of wetlands. Our total budget (incl staff) was 3.2 million, or about 750 euro per ha. In practice, we only did really significant work on about maybe 500 of the total ha, and while it's been hugely beneficial, we could've easily spend double and still not been anywhere close to the full site potential.

This is so violently dishonest. gently caress the eggman.

thespaceinvader
Mar 30, 2011

The slightest touch from a Gol-Shogeg will result in Instant Death!
Yeah, it's probably worth noting that the annual budget of my (admittedly the largest) local wildlife trust is about 6 million. There are 46, and they're a drop in the bucket of the various environmental protection charities, the RSPB alone is bigger than all of them IIRC.

They just seem to be making up numbers.

Reveilled
Apr 19, 2007

Take up your rifles
I thought I saw Phillip Hammond on be Tory backbenches, but I was watching on my phone. Did they bottle it on withdrawing the whip? Last I heard they were claiming they’d withdrawn the whip but might reconsider if the rebels vote with the government. In which case I’d expect to see them on the opposition benches.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

xtothez posted:

BBC getting absolutely bodied on this steaming take

https://twitter.com/Rachael_Swindon/status/1169213273398566912

johnny mcd at the plate hell yeah

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal
Someone was looking for a longterm forex graph with reasonable axes.

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009


Posted this on a discord and someone replied with "BoJo's Brazzers Adventure"

TheRat
Aug 30, 2006

Holy moly McDonnell is on form

Junior G-man
Sep 15, 2004

Wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma


Reveilled posted:

I thought I saw Phillip Hammond on be Tory backbenches, but I was watching on my phone. Did they bottle it on withdrawing the whip? Last I heard they were claiming they’d withdrawn the whip but might reconsider if the rebels vote with the government. In which case I’d expect to see them on the opposition benches.

no they've withdrawn the whip, but so far as I understand the ex-Tories are still sitting with their side but altogether in a corner wearing little dunce caps or something.

Having the whip withdrawn doesn't mean you don't get to sit down.

bump_fn
Apr 12, 2004

two of them

TheRat posted:

Holy moly McDonnell is on form

he's so good

Communist Thoughts
Jan 7, 2008

Our war against free speech cannot end until we silence this bronze beast!


Tesseraction posted:

Posted this on a discord and someone replied with "BoJo's Brazzers Adventure"

its in the image

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Guavanaut posted:

Someone was looking for a longterm forex graph with reasonable axes.



Paul Mason tweeted that one out lol

Tesseraction
Apr 5, 2009

Hentai Jihadist posted:

its in the image

ah poo poo

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Tesseraction posted:

Posted this on a discord and someone replied with "BoJo's Brazzers Adventure"

Nice work reading.

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ShadowSpectre
Oct 6, 2016
"Mr Speaker, I believe the right honorable member for uxbridge is shouting at me... the last person he shouted at had to call the police... maybe we might have to do it here too?" - John “Based God” McDonnell

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