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Necrothatcher
Mar 26, 2005




goddamnedtwisto posted:

get May's deal dragged out of it's grave for one more ceremonial kicking?

Maybe we could make this an annual thing? Just to reminisce on seeing the smirk getting wiped off her face.

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Total Meatlove
Jan 28, 2007

:japan:
Rangers died, shoujo Hitler cried ;_;

Guavanaut posted:

Where's the 35-44 band? :(

Normally 6 music

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!

Guavanaut posted:

Where's the 35-44 band? :(

Good question! I imagine one of the bands is mislabelled.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



MSDOS KAPITAL posted:

Solid Culture reference and context-appropriate user name - I give this post 9.5 / 10.

:hai:


If he wasn't already finished he is now that the Sun's making jokes like this on their front page :laugh:

Jezza's gonna get exactly the No Deal block and extension he wants followed by an election. Until this week I'd have said that could end badly but the Tory party is in an absolute state and I don't know how they recover in just a few weeks/months.

2020 could have a bright start lassies, but don't get complacent.

PST
Jul 5, 2012

If only Milliband had eaten a vegan sausage roll instead of a bacon sandwich, we wouldn't be in this mess.
Has an PM ever lost their first two votes?

While not as damning as May being the first PM in history whose government was found in contempt, she also didn't care because nothing happened.

But Alexander Boris de racist Johnson, seems to have set a new record.

moostaffa
Apr 2, 2008

People always ask me about Toad, It's fantastic. Let me tell you about Toad. I do very well with Toad. I love Toad. No one loves Toad more than me, BELIEVE ME. Toad loves me. I have the best Toad.
what are the chances he will never win a single vote as PM?

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
Graun graph on voter registrations in last 2 days:



Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Good question! I imagine one of the bands is mislabelled.
Must be at least two bands for the rest to follow. Or they don't care about Xennials.

Ms Adequate posted:

If he wasn't already finished he is now that the Sun's making jokes like this on their front page :laugh:
The Scottish Sun, which isn't firmly fash-tory. Idk what the English Sun has come out with, probably something about how great BoJo's big girl's blouse comeback was.

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
I'm watching these dessicated corpses shuffling around in the Lords, and wondering why on earth they have to vote like this. Just give them some loving buttons in front of their seats or something, jesus. Then it wouldn't take eleventy billion hours to vote on all this crap

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Graun graph on voter registrations in last 2 days:



Here we....here we...here we loving go!!!

MSDOS KAPITAL
Jun 25, 2018





Jaeluni Asjil posted:

Graun graph on voter registrations in last 2 days:


wow that's a lot of votes for the lib-dems

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



PST posted:

Has an PM ever lost their first two votes?

While not as damning as May being the first PM in history whose government was found in contempt, she also didn't care because nothing happened.

But Alexander Boris de racist Johnson, seems to have set a new record.

Not to my knowledge, I've seen some conflicting stuff but as far as I can tell the only other PM to lose his first vote was Pitt the Younger. And he lasted seventeen years after that!

Guavanaut posted:

Must be at least two bands for the rest to follow. Or they don't care about Xennials.

The Scottish Sun, which isn't firmly fash-tory. Idk what the English Sun has come out with, probably something about how great BoJo's big girl's blouse comeback was.

Ah shite I didn't even spot that!

RabidWeasel
Aug 4, 2007

Cultures thrive on their myths and legends...and snuggles!

Ms Adequate posted:

Jezza's gonna get exactly the No Deal block and extension he wants followed by an election. Until this week I'd have said that could end badly but the Tory party is in an absolute state and I don't know how they recover in just a few weeks/months.

2020 could have a bright start lassies, but don't get complacent.

The tory vote floor doesn't base their voting on things that actually exist so it's not like any of this will have impacted those votes at all, it's going to come down to how much of the crazed right wing vote goes BRX vs. soft left / centre vote going LD and GRN

A particularly insane set of political opinions came up at work today where one of the guys who usually works remotely set out the following position:


1. Boris is doing a good thing for "trying something to get Brexit sorted" and Parliament is being bad by preventing no deal because it stops the ability to negotiate

2. He voted for Remain, still thinks that Remaining is the correct decision, and voted Labour in the last 3 elections

3. Thinks that Corbyn is terrible for totally indecipherable reasons, not related to any 'normal' anti-Corbyn talking points (such as AS, "friends with terrorists" or wrong position on Brexit), therefore he will have to vote LD from now on


Given that this is by far the least bad opinion I've heard from anyone in the sales team at work I think being a salesperson breaks part of your brain or requires it to be pre-broken. At least he didn't say that the MPs need to "all get together and agree on something". Why do I have to work with a bunch of loving morons who don't understand the concept of arguing in bad faith :argh:

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010
https://twitter.com/stef_wholemeal/status/1169379856163004416

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Here’s the Suns take for readers in England-

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



LOL i never thought I'd ever see a less consequential head of state than Theresa May but here we loving go

and I couldn't wish it on a better person. All his years of pretending to be a clown ended up amounting to nothing, It's delicious.

IrvingWashington
Dec 9, 2007

Shabbat Shalom
Clapping Larry
Good stuff happened at work today, the team now knows how to have each others' backs.

I also got to hear a landlord whining about what a Labour government will do to his "pension" he's building by exploiting his tenants' basic needs for a place to sleep that isn't a shop doorway, which was only made more delicious when the guy he was complaining to said "well, I'm a socialist so..."

Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

marktheando posted:

Here’s the Suns take for readers in England-


I wasn't far off with "they'll latch onto a lazy Johnson comeback".

I'll collect the 5p return on my £20 bet now.

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

I'm watching the House of Lords stream on twitch now. The tories are just going to filibuster this to death aren't they?

Fumble
Sep 4, 2006
Probation
Can't post for 17 days!

marktheando posted:

I'm watching the House of Lords stream on twitch now. The tories are just going to filibuster this to death aren't they?

Its like watching a fish tank.

Have any Lords/Baronesses ever passed away during a sitting?

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
Wanna grab Lord True's glasses and stomp on them and then give him a wedgie. He's the living embodiment of smarmy dweeb and I hate him

xtothez
Jan 4, 2004


College Slice

marktheando posted:

The tories are just going to filibuster this to death aren't they?

Looking at the state of some of them I'm not ruling out any peers expiring before this bill does

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Can't believe they make all these ancient shambling wrecks get out of their comfy seats to vote

Pesky Splinter
Feb 16, 2011

A worried pug.

Calico Heart posted:

LOL i never thought I'd ever see a less consequential head of state than Theresa May but here we loving go

and I couldn't wish it on a better person. All his years of pretending to be a clown ended up amounting to nothing, It's delicious.

I thought May spending some of her life dreaming to be PM, and it turning out to be an ongoing nightmarish trainwreck hell of her own devising was funny.

If it gets to the stage where Johnson has to eat loving poo poo after a life time of clearly, desperately, wanting to be the Neo Churchill, I don't think I'll ever stop laughing.

I legit cannot believe how quickly he's hosed up his image in such a short amount of time. It took a failed election for May to look a shambling loving wreck; Johnson barely managed five minutes. :lol:

Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 00:20 on Sep 5, 2019

OddObserver
Apr 3, 2009
If you pardon this ignorant American for asking, what would it take to get rid of the whole "House of Lords" thing?

(Though in some ways, the U.S. Senate might be worse...)

Blinks77
Feb 15, 2012

OddObserver posted:

If you pardon this ignorant American for asking, what would it take to get rid of the whole "House of Lords" thing?

(Though in some ways, the U.S. Senate might be worse...)

50%+1 in the Commons voting for it.

Technically.

jaete
Jun 21, 2009


Nap Ghost

Blinks77 posted:

50%+1 in the Commons voting for it.

Technically.

Yeah there's nothing to prevent the House of Commons just deciding to abolish the Lords and that's it. The real obstacle is political will

Also,

jaete posted:

It must reiterated: eat poo poo Bojo

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Oh god this old codger is speaking so slowly. Boris has won unless there's some way to stop this filibuster.

forkboy84
Jun 13, 2012

Corgis love bread. And Puro


marktheando posted:

Oh god this old codger is speaking so slowly. Boris has won unless there's some way to stop this filibuster.

Totally hypothetical but wonder if calling in a bomb threat would end the filibuster?

(really, I'm not advocating this, just have no idea what'd happen and you'd assume they must have a procedure from the Troubles era)

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
What happens if the queen doesn’t give her assent to a law?

Diet Crack
Jan 15, 2001

So I just saw a very large cavalcade of Police and very heavy looking vehicles (about 30 of them) coming down from the North Circular in London - had both the Union Jack and US Flag on the lead car, any idea who this might be?

Also Netanyahu is due....

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
How long are the Lords going to be sitting for? Constantly until they get through all of these filibustering amendments?

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

Bardeh posted:

How long are the Lords going to be sitting for? Constantly until they get through all of these filibustering amendments?

Until the true heir returns with the sword that was broken to release them from the broken oaths that tie them to this world

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

Bardeh posted:

How long are the Lords going to be sitting for? Constantly until they get through all of these filibustering amendments?

yes but prorogation starts on friday i think

Delthalaz
Mar 5, 2003






Slippery Tilde
I've got to say the house of lords has a way cooler looking room and comfier looking benches

e: my god, watching these fossils shambling around is the funniest thing I've seen all day. This guy on a rascal scooter got stuck trying to leave the room. A massive traffic jam as people struggle to climb the stairs

Delthalaz fucked around with this message at 00:58 on Sep 5, 2019

chestnut santabag
Jul 3, 2006

It just occured to me that with the expulsion of the Tory rebels, the Conservative party now has less seats in the Commons than they won in the 2010 election.
Even better, if the libdems joined the tory coalition of chaos, they still would not have a majority...

marktheando
Nov 4, 2006

I'd assume the tory lords are older and sleepier than the opposition but maybe their lust for pauper death with keep them awake through the night.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

Grand-Maman m'a raconté
(Les éditions des amitiés franco-québécoises)

Hello, dear

Delthalaz posted:

I've got to say the house of lords has a way cooler looking room and comfier looking benches

e: my god, watching these fossils shambling around is the funniest thing I've seen all day. This guy on a rascal scooter got stuck trying to leave the room.

If they don't use those big poofy things for sleeping on these next few nights then what a waste imo.

I imagine it smells like whiskey, Brylcream, Werthers Originals and old lady perfume in there.

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Wow, the tabloids are super butthurt about this, lol

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The Glumslinger
Sep 24, 2008

Coach Nagy, you want me to throw to WHAT side of the field?


Hair Elf

Diet Crack posted:

So I just saw a very large cavalcade of Police and very heavy looking vehicles (about 30 of them) coming down from the North Circular in London - had both the Union Jack and US Flag on the lead car, any idea who this might be?

Also Netanyahu is due....

I think its Mike Pence, the VP

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