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Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.




https://twitter.com/shutupmikeginn/status/403359911481839617

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Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang




:hmmyes:

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Ariong posted:

Just be sure to put both NOT and HITLER on the same side of the coat. Failing that, at least make sure everyone you meet sees the NOT side first.

No, no, no you're thinking about it all wrong. You have to write NOT HITLER so many times that it isn't even recognizable as a coat on it. Bonus points if you can't even read the words anymore.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Alright *to the audience* calm down, calm.

*serious tone* Now: I have three choices for you, you pick one each and the judges will decide if you picked the right one



Each one has a tone and a mood. And I want you to think very hard on what your tone and mood is, before you pick your "not hitler" wallpaper. Now go, the clock is ticking.

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Krankenstyle posted:

Alright *to the audience* calm down, calm.

*serious tone* Now: I have three choices for you, you pick one each and the judges will decide if you picked the right one



Each one has a tone and a mood. And I want you to think very hard on what your tone and mood is, before you pick your "not hitler" wallpaper. Now go, the clock is ticking.

Finally some nice covers for my self-publish novel, Not Hitler.

Pierzak
Oct 30, 2010

haveblue posted:

Sew a swastika and a coexist next to each other and practice saying "I think I was trying to suggest something about the duality of man, sir. The duality of man, the Jungian thing, sir."

Data Graham posted:

Make a Coexist patch with a swastika instead of the X

E: actually looking at the real one more closely, EXTRA don’t
It's an impressively bad idea, unless you want to get beaten by both neo-nazis and antifas.

flatluigi
Apr 23, 2008

here come the planes
glad you're here to make sure people know wearing a swastika is a bad idea

I can't believe people have been making these extremely serious suggestions for so long, thank you

Snowy
Oct 6, 2010

A man whose blood
Is very snow-broth;
One who never feels
The wanton stings and
Motions of the sense



Xiahou Dun posted:

I have this giant leather duster monstrosity I inherited from my great grandfather. It's designed to be basically rain-impervious cause it was for if you were riding a motorcycle in heavy rain. On the one hand, from a practical standpoint, it's a great raincoat ; you literally can't even feel the rain on you know matter how hard it gets cause it's like 20 pounds of solid leather and even has some absurd attached cape thing. On the other hand it looks like something an extra edgelordy Cenobite would wear, the aforementioned being 20 pounds of loving leather and o yeah pretty sure it's a Nazi coat : brought it home from the war (great-grandpappy had polio so he probably hopefully didn't do a war-crime since you know crippled, but he got conscripted as a motorcycle courier in 44 or 45, it's unclear cause he promptly drank himself to death upon getting home) and it's uh got some very distinctive parts wear it's been patched where you'd keep insignia and gross poo poo. I didn't even want this thing, I just got it cause I'm about the same size and all my cousins back in Germany were like gently caress no we don't want the Nazi coat let's mail it to Xiahou Dun now that opa died.

Every single time there's a really bad rainstorm I just have to stare at this thing and decide if I wanna get soaked or look like the worst person ever. I basically just try to stay home as much as I can if it rains now.

That's my gross coat story.

Cmon dawg just post some pics of the coat already

Midjack
Dec 24, 2007



:metis: is back, of SWAP.AVI infamy.

pseudorandom
Jun 16, 2010



Yam Slacker

ToxicSlurpee posted:

No, no, no you're thinking about it all wrong. You have to write NOT HITLER so many times that it isn't even recognizable as a coat on it. Bonus points if you can't even read the words anymore.





:effort:

I miss having actual Photoshop.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Facebook Aunt posted:

Finally some nice covers for my self-publish novel, Not Hitler.

also wouldnt a better title be Nein Kampf?

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Krankenstyle posted:

also wouldnt a better title be Nein Kampf?

Kein Kampf :eng101:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Dang lol I need coffee. Thx :)

wesleywillis
Dec 30, 2016

SUCK A MALE CAMEL'S DICK WITH MIRACLE WHIP!!
What the poo poo is this one? :woof:
I assume since its a dog, and dogs get excited over poo poo (easily), that its something you post when you find out something that excites you? Like "gently caress yeah, the new flavoured sex lube is out and its super banana flavour (or whatever the gently caress).

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002
that is in fact the exact meaning, good guess

:woof: gently caress yeah, the new flavoured sex lube is out and its super banana flavour

can't wait to dribble this chocolate lube all over my nipples :woof:

sex lube stocks went up 20 points over night :woof:

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

wesleywillis posted:

What the poo poo is this one? :woof:
I assume since its a dog, and dogs get excited over poo poo (easily), that its something you post when you find out something that excites you? Like "gently caress yeah, the new flavoured sex lube is out and its super banana flavour (or whatever the gently caress).

:stare:

Is it not just a dog? And you'd use it when posting about dogs? Like, on the pet forum?

prefect
Sep 11, 2001

No one, Woodhouse.
No one.




Dead Man’s Band

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

that is in fact the exact meaning, good guess

:woof: gently caress yeah, the new flavoured sex lube is out and its super banana flavour

can't wait to dribble this chocolate lube all over my nipples :woof:

sex lube stocks went up 20 points over night :woof:

Please be careful and don't feed your dogs any sex lubes that might be bad for them. :ohdear:

Guillermus
Dec 28, 2009



Watch me feed my dog with my ranch dorito flavored sex lube :woof:

Greblin
Mar 12, 2008
What is it with goons and loving dogs?

Darth TNT
Sep 20, 2013

Greblin posted:

What is it with goons and loving dogs?

Dogs come in more sizes than cats, so there's a perfect one for everyone.

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

Darth TNT posted:

Dogs come in more sizes than cats, so there's a perfect one for everyone.

This is Panthera erasure!

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Darth TNT posted:

Dogs come in more sizes than cats, so there's a perfect one for everyone.

i think you mean goons come in more dogs

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
something something cougars something

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

Greblin posted:

What is it with goons and loving dogs?

Taken as a group, we're all morally inept.

venus de lmao
Apr 30, 2007

Call me "pixeltits"

Big Mad Drongo posted:

Taken as a group, we're all morally inept.

That's exactly the kind of thing a big mad drongo would say

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

haveblue posted:

something something cougars something

Cat Fact!: Cougars are the largest cat that still meow and purr.

Moot .1415926535
Mar 24, 2006

Yep, that's pretty much it.

Krankenstyle posted:

also wouldnt a better title be Nein Kampf?

Isn’t that German for hakuna matata?

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Moot .1415926535 posted:

Isn’t that German for hakuna matata?

It means no struggle.

Grassy Knowles
Apr 4, 2003

"The original Terminator was a gritty fucking AMAZING piece of sci-fi. Gritty fucking rock-hard MURDER!"

Paladinus posted:

It means no struggle.

For the rest of your dayyyyyys

KnifeWrench
May 25, 2007

Practical and safe.

Bleak Gremlin

Grassy Knowles posted:

For the rest of your dayyyyyys

It's our (((problem)))-free philosophy!

haveblue
Aug 15, 2005



Toilet Rascal
:rolleyes: Pumbaa, with you, everything's gas

Crab Dad
Dec 28, 2002

behold i have tempered and refined thee, but not as silver; as CRAB


:crab:

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Oh hey, this thread's back. Just in time for me to wonder why/how on earth are there two :emptyquote: smiles in the list, identical as far as I can tell aside from the hover text?

Carbon dioxide
Oct 9, 2012

Captain Hygiene posted:

Oh hey, this thread's back. Just in time for me to wonder why/how on earth are there two :emptyquote: smiles in the list, identical as far as I can tell aside from the hover text?



I think someone made the image and then two people bought it as a smiley around the same time.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Carbon dioxide posted:

I think someone made the image and then two people bought it as a smiley around the same time.

That makes sense, it just seems weird that they're apparently identical codewise but still show up as separate entries.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
It's pronounced :emptyquote:, not :emptyquote:

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle




Danaru posted:

It's pronounced :emptyquote:, not :emptyquote:

One is my name, the other is not.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



Danaru posted:

It's pronounced :emptyquote:, not :emptyquote:

:emptyquote:?

TITTIEKISSER69
Mar 19, 2005

SAVE THE BEES
PLANT MORE TREES
CLEAN THE SEAS
KISS TITTIESS




Facebook Aunt posted:

One is my name, the other is not.

Nice. I wonder if we've ever had a :data: smiley

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Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

📈📊🍪😋



Facebook Aunt posted:

One is my name, the other is not.

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