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Guavanaut
Nov 27, 2009

Looking At Them Tittys
1969 - 1998



Toilet Rascal

AceClown posted:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-will-refuse-to-delay-brexit-even-if-legally-required-184604851.html

So any legal goons know what the precedent is for admitting you're going to commit a crime?
Given the leg breaking, if you're Boris Johnson probably nothing.

e: 117 is the number of past crimes Boris Alexander de Pfeffel Johnson has done without consequence, give or take a few hundred.

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Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry

pitch a fitness
Mar 19, 2010

Sanitary Naptime posted:

Sometimes abstaining is the best strategy.

E: As discussed on the pod, the secret to his power is that everyone underestimates him all the time because they huff their own farts about it consistently until they believe it’s true that he’s useless and then they get owned.

People seem to forget that 1) he's been an MP for half his life and 2) he loves boring hobbies like reading handbooks on procedure.

Like it seems, based on records I can see back to 1992, no one used the Humble Address until Corbyn's shadow cabinet (15x now).

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

If i wanted to stop hitler id just kill baby neville chamberlain

Bardeh
Dec 2, 2004

Fun Shoe
So when you see replies like this to tweets and they just seem a bit off, everyone calls them bots.

https://twitter.com/Ima96242672/status/1170031993226244096

What do they mean by that? It doesn't seem like the message itself has been automatically written by a bot, and when I go through the account's tweets and replies most seem to have been written by a (non-native speaking) person. It's all just slightly...off.

Hieronymous Alloy
Jan 30, 2009


Why! Why!! Why must you refuse to accept that Dr. Hieronymous Alloy's Genetically Enhanced Cream Corn Is Superior to the Leading Brand on the Market!?!




Morbid Hound

Bardeh posted:

So when you see replies like this to tweets and they just seem a bit off, everyone calls them bots.

https://twitter.com/Ima96242672/status/1170031993226244096

What do they mean by that? It doesn't seem like the message itself has been automatically written by a bot, and when I go through the account's tweets and replies most seem to have been written by a (non-native speaking) person. It's all just slightly...off.

Minority profile pic supporting a conservative is a tipoff, numbers in the name is a tipoff, the weirdly repetitive text is a tipoff, all the posts are about politics with no apparent personal life or interests outside of supporting conservatives, very small number of followers, etc.

Julio Cruz
May 19, 2006

Bardeh posted:

So when you see replies like this to tweets and they just seem a bit off, everyone calls them bots.

https://twitter.com/Ima96242672/status/1170031993226244096

What do they mean by that? It doesn't seem like the message itself has been automatically written by a bot, and when I go through the account's tweets and replies most seem to have been written by a (non-native speaking) person. It's all just slightly...off.

account names like that (a name and then a string of digits) are (assumed to be) Russian troll accounts

99% of what they do is retweeting and signal-boosting, it's only occasionally that they post something original and when they do it's clearly not written by a native English speaker

Julio Cruz fucked around with this message at 00:29 on Sep 7, 2019

big scary monsters
Sep 2, 2011

-~Skullwave~-

AceClown posted:

https://uk.news.yahoo.com/boris-johnson-will-refuse-to-delay-brexit-even-if-legally-required-184604851.html

So any legal goons know what the precedent is for admitting you're going to commit a crime?

lol he's 100% going to do it, this is just posturing

Saros
Dec 29, 2009

Its almost like we're a Bureaucracy, in space!

I set sail for the Planet of Lab Requisitions!!

Bardeh posted:

So when you see replies like this to tweets and they just seem a bit off, everyone calls them bots.

https://twitter.com/Ima96242672/status/1170031993226244096

What do they mean by that? It doesn't seem like the message itself has been automatically written by a bot, and when I go through the account's tweets and replies most seem to have been written by a (non-native speaking) person. It's all just slightly...off.

People have listed the reasons it's a very obvious bot account but also have a look what deep learning algorithms and the like can produce these days it's frankly getting quite alarming.

Angepain
Jul 13, 2012

what keeps happening to my clothes
You'd think the bot farms would have worked out people were onto them at this stage, include a second name maybe, put a few less digits on the end

HJB
Feb 16, 2011

:swoon: I can't get enough of are Dan :swoon:
A Twitter username which is just name + 8 numbers means they didn't put their own username in, doesn't always mean it's a bot, might be laziness sometimes. Also they're not exclusively right-wing, I've seen e.g. pro-Corbyn tweets from them before.

Jaeluni Asjil
Apr 18, 2018

Sorry I thought you were a landlord when I gave you your old avatar!
https://twitter.com/RedWizza/status/1170109409382535168

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


feedmegin posted:

I really loving hope he tries because then Farage isn't going to stand down and it's split right wing vote ahoy. Peterborough byelection times 650.

I mean, are MPs in the “rebel alliance” going to vote for it? Because Boris hasn’t got a majority to do anything anymore.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



MrFlibble posted:

Not to discount the very good politicking hes done...but it kind of feels like that luigi wins by doing nothing clip.

Aye, but actually having the wit and nerve to obey "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake" is a skill of its own.

Corbyn's been able to rise thanks in part to an immensely dysfunctional Tory party, but he's still done a drat good job of putting exactly the right pressure on them over and over to gently caress them. Compared to how, say, Yvette Cooper or Accomplished Computer User Liz Kendall would have fared at this point...

big scary monsters posted:

lol he's 100% going to do it, this is just posturing

He is but I'd loving love to see him try, at that point you're genuinely talking about him getting arrested for contravening Parliament's will or Brenda stepping in with a big Scottish claymore to behead him for treason or some equally bonkers shite

e; The Daily Heil has suddenly come around to the view that actually more voting regarding Brexit is a good thing and Parliament is now enacting a stitch-up against the Grate Britainish Publick for blocking a snap election :thunk:

e2; cool cool cool Cool Cool COOL https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/technology-49611948

Ms Adequate fucked around with this message at 02:32 on Sep 7, 2019

Beefeater1980
Sep 12, 2008

My God, it's full of Horatios!






Corbyn is a good parliamentarian; he’s not a particularly effective speaker in the weird theatre that is parliamentary debate (not awful but not great) but he knows the rules and as mentioned above, has the discipline to keep quiet when there’s no need to speak.

jabby
Oct 27, 2010

Is anyone else finding it profoundly weird that Labour MPs and the press are finding it very hard to criticise Corbyn at the moment? Even Blair said he thinks he's doing the right thing. It's disturbing.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.
It's a shame corbyn is teetotal because if him and ian blackford went for drinks they'd probably end up best buddies and pmqs would own forever more

Bobby Deluxe
May 9, 2004

Bardeh posted:

I genuinely believe that Boris thinks he'll be able to roll up to the EU summit and do his usual bluster and bad jokes and nice guy act and then all of a sudden the EU are going to give him some amazing deal, and then he'll return home borne on the back of flying unicorns and everyone will kiss his feet and his deal will pass parliament unanimously.
Boris has spent his entire life gravitating toward being a big fish in a little pond with his Eton connections. He is so used to being the most important man in the room that now he's dealing with EU heads of state and people unconnected to his power structure, it's driven him insane. He can't concieve of not having an edge over his opponent.

That's also a great metaphor for Brexit and gammons and post-empire Britain as well.

MrFlibble
Nov 28, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Fallen Rib

Ms Adequate posted:

Aye, but actually having the wit and nerve to obey "Never interrupt your opponent when he is making a mistake" is a skill of its own.

Absolutely. I don't know how Corbyn doesn't end up screaming about the disingenuous shites the media/the conservatives/the lib dems are and how they're loving up the country.

Other than good sense I suppose.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

jabby posted:

Is anyone else finding it profoundly weird that Labour MPs and the press are finding it very hard to criticise Corbyn at the moment? Even Blair said he thinks he's doing the right thing. It's disturbing.

They've realised he's the only way to stop Brexit. They'll turn once it's over.

Captain Fargle
Feb 16, 2011

Jeremy Corbyn is a man infinitely more patient than I.

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Coohoolin posted:

It's a shame corbyn is teetotal because if him and ian blackford went for drinks they'd probably end up best buddies and pmqs would own forever more

You picked your side mate, and it was the wrong one.

Coohoolin
Aug 5, 2012

Oor Coohoolie.

Comrade Fakename posted:

You picked your side mate, and it was the wrong one.

That is some shocking British nationalism pal

Comrade Fakename
Feb 13, 2012


Coohoolin posted:

That is some shocking British nationalism pal

The SNP not Scotland you weirdo.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

Lets see:
a GE gurantees no deal
Declining GE gurantees a tory civil war

Id go for declining a GE. Corbyns a loving genius. Because hes basically swallowing they key to bojos jail which is a minority government. Why would corbyn roll the dice when he already has an air tight trap.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Just made welsh cakes for brekkies.

Very nice but think I made them too thick. Much easier than making scones at any rate.

Ursine Catastrophe
Nov 9, 2009

It's a lovely morning in the void and you are a horrible lady-in-waiting.



don't ask how i know

Dinosaur Gum

HJB posted:

A Twitter username which is just name + 8 numbers means they didn't put their own username in, doesn't always mean it's a bot, might be laziness sometimes. Also they're not exclusively right-wing, I've seen e.g. pro-Corbyn tweets from them before.

They're exclusively "pro division", or at least they were in 2016. When Tumblr did their own post-election bot-finding-and-banning expedition, since the site's membership is/was primarily (mostly) socially progressive, all the "bots" were reposting and reblogging whatever sourced or unsourced "make everyone who supports trump look as racist and stupid as possible across the board" posts they could find or make up.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

Deus Ex once again predicting the future.

Ms Adequate
Oct 30, 2011

Baby even when I'm dead and gone
You will always be my only one, my only one
When the night is calling
No matter who I become
You will always be my only one, my only one, my only one
When the night is calling



I was just cordially invited to "Get hosed you Labour supporting tr*nny bastard" by a gentleman on Facebook. To provoke his ire I observed that "just following orders" was not accepted as a criminal defence.

However I don't think I can really report him because I do want to get hosed, I do support Labour, I am a tran, and my parents were indeed unmarried. Uncanny how he's got my number actually.

(That's a joke I did report for all the good it'll do)

E; perhaps unnecessary to add but he did not censor the slur)

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

I like to imagine that socialism would be of great benefit to the provision of fucks to the fuckless as fucklessness is a capitalist malaise in no small part.

WAR CRIME GIGOLO
Oct 3, 2012

The Hague
tryna get me
for these glutes

OwlFancier posted:

I like to imagine that socialism would be of great benefit to the provision of fucks to the fuckless as fucklessness is a capitalist malaise in no small part.

Corbyn wants to destroy britain so he will definitely put opening brothels in his queens speech

MickeyFinn
May 8, 2007
Biggie Smalls and Junior Mafia some mark ass bitches

I was trying to figure out why this proposal was even considered serious within the U.K. Government, who must well know the EU's position. It comes down to a short list of points:

1) The government expects that technology will solve customs for non-agrifood products. Some kind of fantasy where Northern Irish agrifood regulations are harmonized with the EU and Ireland, while a camera at the border does everything else.
2) Stormont gets to nix almost any deal, maybe?

Apparently the EU/Irish position is that 1 is OK, as long as it applies to all goods and 2 is unacceptable because it is negotiating a deal with a unilateral take back clause which will be decided by a political body that does not currently meet and is not involved in negotiations.

Anyway, the U.K. Government is stupid as hell for proposing this. Someone had to have said "we have to do something!"

MickeyFinn fucked around with this message at 10:01 on Sep 7, 2019

His Divine Shadow
Aug 7, 2000

I'm not a fascist. I'm a priest. Fascists dress up in black and tell people what to do.
Since you guys like nature & garden-y stuff from time to time, last night me and my fiance took about 90 kilos of apples from her moms allotment to a juicer and made a bout 40 liters of juice.



We pasteurized the majority of it and put it in 10 liter kegs, though we also got these plastic bags and paper boxes to put them in:



Also left some unpasteurized but all that has to be frozen or drunk within days, or fermented into cider.

I have to say I hope I age as well as the guy who owns the juicer place, he was over 80 when we first started going there around 2013 or so and he's still going, taller than me (I'm 6'2") and he lifts these heavy rear end bags like it's nothing onto the scale when we get there.

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

MickeyFinn posted:

2) Stormfront

Best typo of the month imo.

AceOfFlames
Oct 9, 2012

OwlFancier posted:

Deus Ex once again predicting the future.

What a shame.

Nice piece of fish
Jan 29, 2008

Ultra Carp

OwlFancier posted:

Just made welsh cakes for brekkies.

Very nice but think I made them too thick. Much easier than making scones at any rate.

Breakfasting in the misty mountains in front of a roaring fire, wheat patties with mackerel and tomato and some stolen Earl Grey (because proper tea is theft). Near freezing outside, and I can see some grouse flying about down the valley.

Makes me thankful I can read this thread and watch Boris collapse like an accordion day by day.

squirrelzipper
Nov 2, 2011

Nice piece of fish posted:

Breakfasting in the misty mountains in front of a roaring fire, wheat patties with mackerel and tomato and some stolen Earl Grey (because proper tea is theft). Near freezing outside, and I can see some grouse flying about down the valley.

Makes me thankful I can read this thread and watch Boris collapse like an accordion day by day.

Lurking UKMT because, uh, well it’s obvious. Pro post username combo.

Gonzo McFee
Jun 19, 2010

Ms Adequate posted:

I was just cordially invited to "Get hosed you Labour supporting tr*nny bastard" by a gentleman on Facebook. To provoke his ire I observed that "just following orders" was not accepted as a criminal defence.

However I don't think I can really report him because I do want to get hosed, I do support Labour, I am a tran, and my parents were indeed unmarried. Uncanny how he's got my number actually.

(That's a joke I did report for all the good it'll do)

E; perhaps unnecessary to add but he did not censor the slur)

Sorry about the fuckhead.

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



Ms Adequate posted:

I was just cordially invited to "Get hosed you Labour supporting tr*nny bastard" by a gentleman on Facebook. To provoke his ire I observed that "just following orders" was not accepted as a criminal defence.


Whats wrong with being a Tronny?

The original is a classic, the new one not so much but it still had Jess Bridges in so theres that

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goddamnedtwisto
Dec 31, 2004

If you ask me about the mole people in the London Underground, I WILL be forced to kill you
Fun Shoe

Ratjaculation posted:

Whats wrong with being a Tronny?

The original is a classic, the new one not so much but it still had Jess Bridges in so theres that

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9dutFhebw4

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