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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS
WTF no one has it the 11′ 8″ bridge in two months and that was one of two in the last five months.

e: snipe tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKAiChWspY

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Zipperelli.
Apr 3, 2011



Nap Ghost

Platystemon posted:

WTF no one has it the 11′ 8″ bridge in two months and that was one of two in the last five months.

e: snipe tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKAiChWspY

I love seeing Swift trucks hosed up since this thread taught me how bad they are. I always laugh a little bit when I see a beat up SWIFT trailer.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


Platystemon posted:

WTF no one has it the 11′ 8″ bridge in two months and that was one of two in the last five months.

e: snipe tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKAiChWspY

Swift, Americas Followmont!

Anyway have an oldie but a goodie

Guyver
Dec 5, 2006

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

he's still got one really hosed link so its probably gonna throw again

I'd be more worried about the sprocket that's been ground down to nothing. It doesn't matter how much he pumps out the slack adjuster if he cuts hard it's going to pop off again. Which probably happens a lot considering how easy he makes putting the track back on look.

Powerful Two-Hander
Mar 10, 2004

Mods please change my name to "Tooter Skeleton" TIA.


Humphreys posted:

Swift, Americas Followmont!

Anyway have an oldie but a goodie



dingo plz go

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

no

Syrian Lannister
Aug 25, 2007

Oh, did I kill him too?
I've been a very busy little man.


Sugartime Jones
That Swift video is like how I drive in ATS/ETS2

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Platystemon posted:

WTF no one has it the 11′ 8″ bridge in two months and that was one of two in the last five months.

e: snipe tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKAiChWspY

I would be this bad at driving a big rig. I would immediately Austin Powers one of those things.

Canuckistan
Jan 14, 2004

I'm the greatest thing since World War III.





Soiled Meat

Syrian Lannister posted:

That Swift video is like how I drive in ATS/ETS2

I tried ETS2 with a VR headset. It made me so motion sick I had to lie down.

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

KYOON GRIFFEY JR posted:

he's still got one really hosed link so its probably gonna throw again

Not like he cant put it back on

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009




not chaining up the man lift, that's a paddling

Lars Blitzer
Aug 17, 2004

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink...


Dick Tracy's number one fan.

My Facebook feed offered up this gem:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

MrYenko
Jun 18, 2012

#2 isn't ALWAYS bad...


I don’t think I’ve ever seen draft markings on a road before...

:v:

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Platystemon posted:

WTF no one has it the 11′ 8″ bridge in two months and that was one of two in the last five months.

e: snipe tax:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxKAiChWspY

Starting at 3:06 is the Love's in Waco GA (I-20 exit 9)

I stop there twice a week. It's weird seeing somewhere so familiar in one of these fail compilations.

Oh, and that curb 'spot' has to be approached from the right side of the screen, while entering the fuel / parking area

Chocobo
Oct 15, 2012


Here comes a new challenger!
Oven Wrangler

CAPTAIN CAPSLOCK posted:

https://i.imgur.com/F5zOwwL.mp4

Maybe OSHA but definitely impressive

Whatever that guy gets paid, it isn't enough.

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Chocobo posted:

Whatever that guy gets paid, it isn't enough.

Yeah, that's how capitalism works.

Kanine
Aug 5, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Chocobo posted:

Whatever that guy gets paid, it isn't enough.

:capitalism:

Crustashio
Jul 27, 2000

ruh roh
Some local OSHA for me today

https://twitter.com/CBCNS/status/1170430734831706114?s=19

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009



Time to blast some Stan Rogers :smith:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZIwzRkjn86w
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fhop5VuLDIQ

flavor.flv
Apr 18, 2008

I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches




Stan Rogers is from Hamilton, Ontario

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


RandomFerret posted:

Stan Rogers is from Hamilton, Ontario

Yeah, but he was a maratimes weeb, whatever that is called

Barrett's Privateers: here i stand on a halifax pier
The idiot: so i bid farewell to the eastern town
The Mary Ellen Carter: too close to three mile rock

Skreeaboo?

Hurricane joke: debrisaboo

https://twitter.com/VincentJBruins/status/1170312343215063040

lol if you
Jun 29, 2004

I am going to remove your penis, in thin slices, like salami, just for starters.

sweet geek swag posted:

Well we all have to get dressed in the morning.

speak for yourself, clothes wearer

snugglz
Nov 12, 2004
moist sod for your hogan

the chassis of the boom lift doesn’t appear to be lashed to the basket of the hyster so it can help drag it away from the camera.... so what’s the hyster doing there?

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


muddin


they have the forks on the loader for a reason. double height!



Bonus classic:

https://i.imgur.com/OpKrTC0.mp4

Dirt Road Junglist
Oct 8, 2010

We will be cruel
And through our cruelty
They will know who we are
A friend just posted this in my Discord with the tag line, "Dear OSHA..."

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Dirt Road Junglist posted:

A friend just posted this in my Discord with the tag line, "Dear OSHA..."



2000lb capacity per pallet, that ladder is good for 8-10,000lbs

tactlessbastard
Feb 4, 2001

Godspeed, post
Fun Shoe

snugglz posted:

the chassis of the boom lift doesn’t appear to be lashed to the basket of the hyster so it can help drag it away from the camera.... so what’s the hyster doing there?

Preparing to get stuck

Thumposaurus
Jul 24, 2007

Dirt Road Junglist posted:

A friend just posted this in my Discord with the tag line, "Dear OSHA..."



Get 'er done

shovelbum
Oct 21, 2010

Fun Shoe

Powershift posted:

Yeah, but he was a maratimes weeb, whatever that is called

Barrett's Privateers: here i stand on a halifax pier
The idiot: so i bid farewell to the eastern town
The Mary Ellen Carter: too close to three mile rock

Skreeaboo?

Hurricane joke: debrisaboo

https://twitter.com/VincentJBruins/status/1170312343215063040

didnt he do other albums for other parts of canada that werent as good as his maritimes stuff

Trabant
Nov 26, 2011

All systems nominal.

The Blues Brothers Championship is vastly underrated, imo.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
How about this crash? Guy lived...somehow
https://i.imgur.com/edp2y0Y.mp4

Hollow Talk
Feb 2, 2014

LifeSunDeath posted:

How about this crash? Guy lived...somehow
https://i.imgur.com/edp2y0Y.mp4

The sole reason he lives is that somewhat silly looking steel halo in front of his head. I suppose that actually means that was a good addition to these cars, despite the looks?

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
There are several reasons. He's strapped in properly, his HANS device keeps his head from flopping around, the halo stops things from bashing his head in, the carbon fiber shatters and eats up some energy, and that tire wall and catch fence absorbs a lot of energy.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
He lived simply because he's got huge balls...that's all it takes really, heard the guy didn't even wear his harness that day, said it would have crushed his balls and therefore killed him if he had.

Wingnut Ninja
Jan 11, 2003

Mostly Harmless
He was protected by the sheer irony of crashing into an anti-drunk-driving sign.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Wingnut Ninja posted:

He was protected by the sheer irony of crashing into an anti-drunk-driving sign.

Coincidence. Irony would be hitting it while drunk.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Kafkaesque would be walking past drunk then it hits you.

Hipster_Doofus
Dec 20, 2003

Lovin' every minute of it.

Saw that in the weather megathread. gently caress's sake, how can a hurricane be strong enough in loving Halifax to blow a crane over?

PirateDentist
Mar 28, 2006

Sailing The Seven Seas Searching For Scurvy

Hipster_Doofus posted:

Saw that in the weather megathread. gently caress's sake, how can a hurricane be strong enough in loving Halifax to blow a crane over?

Historically it hasn't taken much speed at all to cause problems in Halifax.

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Imagined
Feb 2, 2007

Powershift posted:

Yeah, but he was a maratimes weeb, whatever that is called

Sea-aboo?

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