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Bistromatic posted:I can forgive the porgs because they needed something to paste over the puffins that were everywhere on that island. Oh that's it! The actor playing chewie murdered a puffin and that's how they covered it up.
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the empire going to rise again and luke is comeing back to smack that rear end
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No thread’s ever really gone
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poisonpill posted:No thread’s ever really gone
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ashrum3 posted:the empire going to rise again and luke is comeing back to smack that rear end just randomly shitposting in a thread that died 2 weeks ago nbd
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poisonpill posted:No thread’s ever really gone
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poisonpill posted:No thread’s ever really gone <Emperor's laugh>
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Don't force it
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Colonel Cancer posted:Don't force it Great post, kid! That was one in a million
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let the thread die. kill it if you have to.
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Bistromatic posted:let the thread die. kill it if you have to. The sacred texts!
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Remember that time you thought any star wars at all was good
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Post, or post not. There is no lurk.
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Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows.
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Blistex posted:Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows. I hated it and the new trailer made me puke. Mandalorian looks ok though.
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Blistex posted:Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows.
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Blistex posted:Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows. pretty sure They are still mad. and moreover They are also whiny babies, unlike We in this higher caliber starwars discussion thread; We are by contrast solid, thick and tight as gently caress.
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Blistex posted:Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows. Who the gently caress is even financing and building these gigantic gently caress off entire space navies and multiple planet sized killer space stations which alone have to be manned by imperial forces in the hundreds of thousands of not millions, let alone the logistics behind supplying these things, all within the span of a few decades? I mean it would take hundreds of trillions of people and the destruction of entire solar systems worth of resources just to build these things, and that's assuming they can be put together that fast in the first place And I don't just mean the death star/star killer bases. I mean the hundreds of apparent Star destroyers and Imperator class behemoth things like the emperor uses Not to mention that by the time Kylo rolls around, all the star destroyers look different, so they apparently scrapped the entire imperial fleet because he wanted the new Fall '33 ABY body styles. So they rebuilt the entire goddamn imperial navy for no loving reason like 20 years after the height of it's power under the emperor, who, ALSO apparently destroyed the entire Republican fleet to build his Space Triangles Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 14:39 on Sep 9, 2019 |
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Big Beef City posted:Who the gently caress is even financing and building these gigantic gently caress off entire space navies and multiple planet sized killer space stations which alone have to be manned by imperial forces in the hundreds of thousands of not millions, let alone the logistics behind supplying these things, all within the span of a few decades? I feel like TLJ kinda tried to touch on this with the stuff about the war profiteers, but it wasn’t cool or interesting and didn’t really go anywhere.
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Bold Robot posted:I feel like TLJ kinda tried to touch on this with the stuff about the war profiteers, but it wasn’t cool or interesting and didn’t really go anywhere. No, but they could have a stuffy imperial officer talking to an admiral prior to the start of 'a scene' once or twice a film saying 'Sir, we've already reduced the Butt system to cinders and...'put down' the 'workers strike'. However the empire cannot provide the fleet more support at this time... And frankly sir..." Before they get shushed And boom you lay out how they're doing it and that there's at least some internal pressure there. But. Star Warps
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"We're not leaving this room until we have a cool new lightsaber for this movie. Everything rides on the new lightsaber." "It's been eighteen hours." "Yes. Yes it loving has. Eighteen hours of 'lightsaber nun-chucks', and 'gun that shoots lightsabers', and 'let's just do Maul's double-ended one again, I love double-ended!', and 'lightsaber, but it's orange, we haven't seen an orange one before'. All of you better start taking this poo poo seriously, or you're gonna be here for eighteen more." ".... Two lightsabers, together?" "What? How does that work, and what good is it?" "Two lightsabers. But together. Cut twice as hard. Maybe they can flick, like a giant butterfly knife, and now it's double-ended??" "Ladies and gentlemen, we just saved Star Wars."
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Big Beef City posted:No, but they could have a stuffy imperial officer talking to an admiral prior to the start of 'a scene' once or twice a film saying I mean...there certainly is a bit in TLJ where a workers’ strike is put down by brute force. It’s just one of the good guys doing it and the scene is played for comedy.
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how's it the rise of something if it's the end of a trilogy
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Hogger posted:how's it the rise of something if it's the end of a trilogy Rise of new toys and other tie-in movies and also the trilogy after this one.
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Can’t believe that HACK Lucas is making another god drat Star Wars!!!! What’s he gonna do now? 3 hours of jar jar blinks stand up? Robots with 6 arms? Why not give lightsabers theee blades this time ya clown!! God damnit this Star Wars makes my piss boil!!!!
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Blurry Gray Thing posted:"We're not leaving this room until we have a cool new lightsaber for this movie. Everything rides on the new lightsaber." We missed lightsaber but splits into two beams like you're trying to piss with an erection
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Light saber but the blades only come out after you throw it and they are tiny and also it's a gyroscope balanced ninja throwing star that screams like a wounded r2d2 every time it's thrown. The first time it's thrown it's sliced in half and sputters to death with a sad, sparking droid noise as extremely loud sad star Wars music plays
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Big Beef City posted:Light saber but the blades only come out after you throw it and they are tiny and also it's a gyroscope balanced ninja throwing star that screams like a wounded r2d2 every time it's thrown. Somehow a circular blade that bounces we can have Leia warrior princess
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I'm seriously freaking out over Darth Rei's new lightsaber: And by freaking out I mean 'not going to watch this mess until it's on Netflix or something'.
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What if she starts off with the saber extended as a bo, and then snaps it into that format and it results in a HILARIOUS Three Stooges moment where whoever she's fighting puts their thumb on their nose and does a finger waggle at her and then pokes her in the eye between the two blades
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It’s a pair of space chopsticks for a Rancor
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Blistex posted:Loving how everyone who vowed to boycott Rise of Skywalker because TLJ was such a shitshow are now creaming their pants because the last trailer had a bunch of star destroyers sitting in rows. Who are you describing. I have not heard anyone mention that snippet in any context.
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Everybody shut up! a Curved lightsaber
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I don't want to watch the trailer because I want the leak where the whole plot of the movie is "Rey and friends give their lives to broadcast Luke's biography on galactic cable" to be true and it's possible the trailer could dispel that
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Kazak posted:Everybody shut up! 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏
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Big Beef City posted:Who the gently caress is even financing and building these gigantic gently caress off entire space navies and multiple planet sized killer space stations which alone have to be manned by imperial forces in the hundreds of thousands of not millions, let alone the logistics behind supplying these things, all within the span of a few decades? One of the good things the EU in the books did was have an "Imperial Remnant" of various factions who all claimed dominion over the remains of the Empire after the death of the Emperor. They ruled little fiefdoms and commanded fleets of various sizes and the new Republic had to deal with them with a combo of diplomacy and outright war to get re-established.
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