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Just time your poops to be right before showers come on people get on the efficient hygiene train.
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Nothing worse than doing doggy style when you catch a whiff of poo poo
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HOT BREAD! posted:think about it for like a second, isn't it weird as all gently caress that boys are subjected to cosmetic surgery at birth to "correct" their dicks because some long-dead Christian rear end in a top hat wanted them to jerk off less? like, what the gently caress? you're all literally BORN like that, that's the way it looks when you come out the goddamn womb. I think that's what I don't understand the most. the SURGERY is an aberration, not the natural state of the human body some it doesn't retract lol. i am 100% behind any shaming of white straight cis men, gonna take centuries to even out that score
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If only we could excise the stink centers in people when they’re little babies, no one would have to suffer the stench of BO ever again. There’s a student running about my workplace that manages to leave a horrendous odor wherever she goes. And it lingers for a good while after she’s gone. I unknowingly stepped onto the elevator after she got off and was literally gagging by the time I came out. How do these people not do something to contain themselves?
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Maybe, maybe not. But it isn't your call.
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Dazerbeams posted:If only we could excise the stink centers in people when they’re little babies, no one would have to suffer the stench of BO ever again. There’s a student running about my workplace that manages to leave a horrendous odor wherever she goes. And it lingers for a good while after she’s gone. I unknowingly stepped onto the elevator after she got off and was literally gagging by the time I came out. How do these people not do something to contain themselves? Some people have medical conditions where no matter what they do, they stink. Some people have medical conditions, which they can absolutely take action to mitigate but don't because they use their condition as a get-out-of-hygiene-free card. And of course some people have nothing wrong with them but are just fuckin' gross sacks of poo poo.
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carry on then posted:some it doesn't retract lol. i am 100% behind any shaming of white straight cis men, gonna take centuries to even out that score ah, only straight white men have foreskins, you would think that would make the closet unnecessary bc when the kid got born pre-circumcized you'd know
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Sep 10, 2019 22:23
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I refuse to believe that there aren’t ways to mitigate odor for even the most unfortunate medical conditions.
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Sep 10, 2019 22:44
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Dazerbeams posted:I refuse to believe that there aren’t ways to mitigate odor for even the most unfortunate medical conditions. There generally are but it involves a lot of work, sometimes actual lifestyle changes like losing weight or changing diet which people don't want want to do because they often have other poo poo like depression or eating disorders on top of things. You're ableist and shaming them if you say their avoidable stomach churning stench is some how disrupting the office, maybe it's society that just needs to change its arbitrary tastes on what smells good or bad why in some cultures the smell of rotting flesh and vinegar is actually considered nice, kinda makes you think!
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Sep 10, 2019 22:49
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Look up trimethylaminuria, it’s where you stink like fish all the time
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HOT BREAD! posted:
I've read this Bible story. It ends with her brothers killing him while he's incapacitated.
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Really we should remove all noses at birth so no one has to smell anyone elses poo
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Sep 10, 2019 23:07
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The classroom, professor, and other students can’t breathe. Am I the problem? No, it is society which must change! Fresh air is a privilege, not a right.
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Sep 10, 2019 23:09
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Ripping horrific farts all day so that anyone who opens my office door starts retching and getting offended when they do
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HOT BREAD! posted:wife [28/F] went from outgoing social butterfly to canning fruits in the basement and avoiding her friends. Only change was she married me [27/M]. Her culture? Depression? There's definitely some being ashamed of where she's from going on. She's married to an American now, so gently caress poor backward Russia. Honestly, if she wants to forget all of that, and be a new person, I don't see a problem, as long as they're both happy. I also don't see a problem with someone being all about their homeland, wanting to teach their kids the language and culture, and all that good stuff. I think either one is a valid choice.
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Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:oh my god the anxious lesbian that doesn't realise she's already dating her housemate is adorable and also ridiculous Also taking far to loving long to update ...
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Sep 10, 2019 23:27
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SpaceCommie posted:Also taking far to loving long to update ... Too busy scissoring
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Sep 10, 2019 23:29
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chitoryu12 posted:Endless Cycle of Bad Luck; Inexperienced as a Result So I had to read the first line like three times and stopped there. What fresh hell E also lol at the woman that thinks her boyfriend's stank will be fixed by a circumcision. Run, lady. Scathach fucked around with this message at 23:56 on Sep 10, 2019 |
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Sep 10, 2019 23:52
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Was it here where someone posted a dude who had a medical condition where if he ate cheese/dairy he would stink to the point of clearing rooms, but refused to stop eating massive amounts of cheese to the point it was putting his job at risk?
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Sep 10, 2019 23:58
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Oh hey my youngest BIL is like that. Super lactose intolerant and you'll find him sneaking jugs of milk into his room. Then everyone wonders why there are poo poo stains running down the clogged toilet.
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Baronjutter posted:Was it here where someone posted a dude who had a medical condition where if he ate cheese/dairy he would stink to the point of clearing rooms, but refused to stop eating massive amounts of cheese to the point it was putting his job at risk? This was an E/N post years ago -- probably too funny to be true, but the OP did post a picture of a massive cheese stash. Dude got diagnosed with lactose intolerance and planned to bring the doctor's note to work to protect himself from being fired for his farts, as if "I'm lactose intolerant but refuse to stop eating cheese" somehow made him a protected class.
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Sep 11, 2019 00:07
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Frog Act posted:My (31F) boyfriend (32M) proposed to me last week, I feel like it was done randomly to appease me during a conversation at a bar She's close. He didn't propose so they would get engaged and she'd shut up. He proposed to embarrass her enough that she shut up. He deliberately made it as cringey as possible as a "gently caress you."
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Sep 11, 2019 00:09
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goethe.cx posted:Too busy scissoring I just checked and actually she deleted the post so I'm fearing maybe it didn't go super well
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Sep 11, 2019 00:17
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Antivehicular posted:This was an E/N post years ago -- probably too funny to be true, but the OP did post a picture of a massive cheese stash. Dude got diagnosed with lactose intolerance and planned to bring the doctor's note to work to protect himself from being fired for his farts, as if "I'm lactose intolerant but refuse to stop eating cheese" somehow made him a protected class. For context, it wasn't like a cheese sandwich or slices of brie, that guy was pouring entire jars of cheese sauce over broccoli as a office lunch meal. Like he was gorging himself on cheese at work, ripping disgusting farts, and trying to say that everyone had to put up with it.
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Hellblazer187 posted:I just checked and actually she deleted the post so I'm fearing maybe it didn't go super well fuuuuck that sucks, ooof
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Sep 11, 2019 00:41
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Baronjutter posted:Was it here where someone posted a dude who had a medical condition where if he ate cheese/dairy he would stink to the point of clearing rooms, but refused to stop eating massive amounts of cheese to the point it was putting his job at risk? This dude owns.
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Sep 11, 2019 00:45
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chitoryu12 posted:Boyfriend has a scat fetish and I don’t Get a dog
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AITA for not paying for the extra meal I accidentally ordered at a wedding?quote:My sixteen year old son and I went to a wedding. When we got the invitation, we both chose to order chicken for the main course. There was an option to select a kid's meal version of each dish, but I never considered ordering one for my son because he is too old for kid's meals. I sent in the RSVP card with our meal selections and never heard anything about it.
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Sep 11, 2019 00:51
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Sierra Nevadan posted:AITA for not paying for the extra meal I accidentally ordered at a wedding? Lol wtf calling someone out over $10 worth of chicken fingers??
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Sep 11, 2019 00:54
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Sierra Nevadan posted:AITA for not paying for the extra meal I accidentally ordered at a wedding? 100% chance this couple wildly overspent on the wedding and is trying to bullshit their way into money any way possible to defray costs. MagusofStars fucked around with this message at 01:01 on Sep 11, 2019 |
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Sep 11, 2019 00:58
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Sierra Nevadan posted:AITA for not paying for the extra meal I accidentally ordered at a wedding? Hell no, gently caress those cheap asses
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Sep 11, 2019 01:00
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Sierra Nevadan posted:AITA for not paying for the extra meal I accidentally ordered at a wedding? What a bunch of pricks, they changed the order without asking so they can pound sand. The kid's menu is for 6 year olds, not a teenager.
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Sep 11, 2019 01:01
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The_Franz posted:What a bunch of pricks, they changed the order without asking so they can pound sand. The kid's menu is for 6 year olds, not a teenager. Yeah, if the original order was for the adult meal then they would have had that in the original cost, they absolutely got sticker shock after the fact and snapped.
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Sep 11, 2019 01:05
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Ask the venue what the cutoff is for children’s menus
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Sep 11, 2019 01:17
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Good news on the lesbian roommate frontquote:They removed my original because it was cross posted a ton I’ll post a longer update later !! But long story short i have a girlfriend and it won’t let me say that
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Sep 11, 2019 01:21
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Good news on the lesbian roommate front 
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Sep 11, 2019 01:25
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Good news on the lesbian roommate front Awwwwwwww.
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Sep 11, 2019 01:32
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Good news on the lesbian roommate front It's really dumb that a ton of people reposting the cute story got it deleted, but hooray for happy endings!
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Good news on the lesbian roommate front Best poo poo I've read all day, bar none (Also Reddit moderation is dogshit, but we all knew that)
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Fantastic Flyer posted:Good news on the lesbian roommate front I think she means she always had a girlfriend, but also thats great
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