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The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan

El Pollo Blanco posted:

I can't believe I've laughed at this image so many times and never noticed it lacks food in the budget

Ofc that's less lol worthy than the health insurance and rent

why would you need to buy food when you work at McDonalds?

theres a whole basket of french fries right there!

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Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
The budget assumes that McDonald's employees will just be stealing everything they eat from work, which is probably it's most realistic aspect.

Elman
Oct 26, 2009

Chomp8645 posted:

The budget assumes that McDonald's employees will just be stealing everything they eat from work, which is probably it's most realistic aspect.

If that's the case a $20 health insurance is not gonna cut it.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Yeah the more time I spend looking at that McDonald's budget the more of an insight I get into what the upper crust thinks life is like for the rest of us.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

Kyle Hyde posted:

The article I posted above about the budget mentions that it's based roughly on two full time jobs at minimum wage, after taxes. That's actually the only realistic part of the whole thing.

1. nobody sane works 80 hours a week

2. what min wage job actually gives someone more than 29 hours per week?

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

anonumos posted:

I cannot FATHOM buying a $1.8 million house on $350,000 salary. That's just dumb.

I was making $95,000 base when I bought a $185,000 house. If I were making $350,000, my budget for a house would have topped out at $650,000, and I'd probably have been very comfortable in a $300,000 house.

Like hell would I buy $1.8 million unless I was earning at least $1 million base.

Edit: I think the McDonald's budget accounts for a dual income minimum wage household, not one person working two jobs, but I could be terribly wrong.

Lots of people don't have much of a choice. I'm sure the US is a similar situation, but in NZ the only way to earn that kind of money would be to live in a city where "entry level" 3br houses cost $700k+ and that's often with an hour+ commute. More realistically the people living in those houses have $100-150k household income. The other option being to pay $3000/month in rent.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
1.8 million / $350k = 5.14


God drat if a real mothafuckin house only cost about five times my yearly income I'd buy one in a heartbeat. But that's an unattainable dream. It's more like 20x for most people lol.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Solar Coaster
Sep 2, 2009

bike tory posted:

Lots of people don't have much of a choice. I'm sure the US is a similar situation, but in NZ the only way to earn that kind of money would be to live in a city where "entry level" 3br houses cost $700k+ and that's often with an hour+ commute. More realistically the people living in those houses have $100-150k household income. The other option being to pay $3000/month in rent.

As a Seattle native, this is exactly my life.

Meme Poker Party
Sep 1, 2006

by Azathoth
One thing is for sure, the rent is too drat high.

Don't feel like I need to qualify this statement with a geographic location.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

Chomp8645 posted:

1.8 million / $350k = 5.14


God drat if a real mothafuckin house only cost about five times my yearly income I'd buy one in a heartbeat. But that's an unattainable dream. It's more like 20x for most people lol.

Back of the napkin math...welp. when I moved to an area where houses were about that price, (4x) it made financial sense to buy one

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

got any sevens posted:

1. nobody sane works 80 hours a week

2. what min wage job actually gives someone more than 29 hours per week?

I remember when I worked as a valet lead at a big hotel, it was me and 3 other "leads" (+3/hr above minimum) working full time getting medical insurance. My boss said he got repeatedly asked my his GM to just have 7-8 supervisors working 3 shifts a week so they wouldn't have insurance costs for the property/ie us 4 fulltimers.

The fact the place was turned around under his watch to a massive successful money maker still making more then before didnt matter. He had to argue and fight every time to keep his regular staff.

So if anyone ever thinks a company will look out for and take care of its minimum wage workers you are out of your loving mind.

The Saucer Hovers
May 16, 2005

i was fired from a job for going over 40hr more than once

i had no control over the schedule

the week in question i wouldve had to close the store in the middle of a day not to go over 40

it dont matter
Aug 29, 2008

Chomp8645 posted:

One thing is for sure, the rent is too drat high.

Don't feel like I need to qualify this statement with a geographic location.

Rent's too high, tenants have gently caress all rights, and houses are too expensive. Any one of those would be bad enough, but all three at once?

I'd say this shouldn't be a sustainable situation in the long term but lol nothing matters

Homocow
Apr 24, 2007

Extremely bad poster!
DO NOT QUOTE!


Pillbug

The Nastier Nate posted:

why would you need to buy food when you work at McDonalds?

theres a whole basket of french fries right there!
yeah but seriously my first job was at a mcdonalds and they'll fire you for stealing food

I have a burned-in memory of a girl who got fired in her first week because our manager saw her take some fries. I remember it because she cried and that made me feel sad but also kinda scared which I think was the point

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Cowpocalypse posted:

yeah but seriously my first job was at a mcdonalds and they'll fire you for stealing food

I have a burned-in memory of a girl who got fired in her first week because our manager saw her take some fries. I remember it because she cried and that made me feel sad but also kinda scared which I think was the point

Friend of mine is a night manager at a McDonalds and they are allowed to eat a certain amount of the food for free, as well as nab fries now and then and eat crap they made that people changed their mind and rejected :shrug:

Guessing it all depends on just how much of an rear end in a top hat the franchise owner is.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019

GOD IS BED posted:

I get 30 minute, unpaid lunches and these fuckers get an hour on the clock? Hail Mammon, I guess.

:wrong:

They eat on the clock AND work picks up the bill for lunch.

H.P. Hovercraft
Jan 12, 2004

one thing a computer can do that most humans can't is be sealed up in a cardboard box and sit in a warehouse
Slippery Tilde
i was wondering when someone would get around to commercializing some vaporwave

Sanguinary Novel
Jan 27, 2009

Shame Boy posted:

Friend of mine is a night manager at a McDonalds and they are allowed to eat a certain amount of the food for free, as well as nab fries now and then and eat crap they made that people changed their mind and rejected :shrug:

Guessing it all depends on just how much of an rear end in a top hat the franchise owner is.

The crazy thing is even if it is 100% going in the trash, or has been already marked on the food waste sheet, gently caress you don't steal those dry AF nuggets that cost 3 cents each you THIEF. Other rules really depend on if the McDonalds is privately owned, or is part of a larger conglomerate group. And how chill your manager is.

Goddamn gently caress McDonalds.

Edit: I sincerely wish I would have taken a photo of the waste sheet before I left, as it listed the real cost of every single item in the store.

The Nastier Nate
May 22, 2005

All aboard the corona bus!

HONK! HONK!


Yams Fan
When I used to work at a local restaurant I always would make myself dinner during downtime. How elaborate it was depended on my shift and which manager was on.

If I had to be careful it might just be a salad or chicken fingers, but if I was doing a O-C when the manager did his usual midday disappearance for 2 hours I’d bust out the New York strip.

thehoodie
Feb 8, 2011

"Eat something made with love and joy - and be forgiven"
When I worked at a local burger joint a meal was included with every shift. I ate some ridiculous burgers during those years. And gained about 25 pounds. Good times...

Larry Parrish
Jul 9, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Sanguinary Novel posted:

The crazy thing is even if it is 100% going in the trash, or has been already marked on the food waste sheet, gently caress you don't steal those dry AF nuggets that cost 3 cents each you THIEF. Other rules really depend on if the McDonalds is privately owned, or is part of a larger conglomerate group. And how chill your manager is.

Goddamn gently caress McDonalds.

Edit: I sincerely wish I would have taken a photo of the waste sheet before I left, as it listed the real cost of every single item in the store.

It costs about a dollar for your average Domino's to produce a large pepperoni pizza, not counting labor. Counting labor it costs maybe 1.50. Menu price of a large one topping is $14.49 lol

Saganlives
Jul 6, 2005



got any sevens posted:

1. nobody sane works 80 hours a week

2. what min wage job actually gives someone more than 29 hours per week?

sorry i wasnt clear, i meant the realistic part would be that take-home amount working 80 hours at minimum wage.

Ebola Roulette
Sep 13, 2010

No matter what you win lose ragepiss.

Oh no I max my 401k, save for college, take 3 weeks of vacation a year, and spend half the median income just shoveling food into my fat face but I technically live paycheck to paycheck whatever will I do

:thermidor:

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?

thehoodie posted:

When I worked at a local burger joint a meal was included with every shift. I ate some ridiculous burgers during those years. And gained about 25 pounds. Good times...

i drive by a McDonald's with a light-up sign advertising "discounted meals" while seeking a maintenance supervisor from 0400 until noon at $13.50/hr. I'd hate to learn what it actually costs the person to eat/work there full time

SpaceGoku
Jul 19, 2011

$70/day for food for four people seems pretty insane to me but I guess if all of your meals are takeout or delivery and you never cook anything that's probably about on par

El Pollo Blanco
Jun 12, 2013

by sebmojo
If you have those daily grocery meal bags delivered, like many rich people do, I can see hitting $70 a day

Though I live in hell world where the price of food is insane

Raldikuk
Apr 7, 2006

I'm bad with money and I want that meatball!

Ebola Roulette posted:

Oh no I max my 401k, save for college, take 3 weeks of vacation a year, and spend half the median income just shoveling food into my fat face but I technically live paycheck to paycheck whatever will I do

:thermidor:

I'm the added line of "Student Loans $0" cuz why the gently caress not include that garbage too lol

Bonus points for the call outs that they're being super frugal getting the highlander instead of a land rover or shopping gap instead of gucci. They really have the spirit of the common person inside of them as they pay $24k for preschool lmfao

GOD IS BED
Jun 17, 2010

ALL HAIL GOD MAMMON
:minnie:

College Slice

this actually made me nauseous, thanks

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

One date night/week probably means $100+ just for that one meal. That still means $350-400 on groceries each week which is way too much even for New Zealand where our dollar is worth like half of yours and we have some of the highest food prices in the world. I feed a family of three on like $200/week.

Death Panel Czar
Apr 1, 2012

Too dangerous for a full sensory injection... That level of shitposting means they're almost non-human!
Bicycle sunglasses have looked like that for a while, though, these are just more openly hokey. I'm pretty sure Oakley had some vaporwave looking poo poo last year.

Sunglasses in general costing more than like $10 a pair when they're entirely loving plastic and you can get "discount" models of DHgate for $5 is capitalism as hell though.

Bombadilillo
Feb 28, 2009

The dock really fucks a case or nerfing it.

bike tory posted:

One date night/week probably means $100+ just for that one meal. That still means $350-400 on groceries each week which is way too much even for New Zealand where our dollar is worth like half of yours and we have some of the highest food prices in the world. I feed a family of three on like $200/week.

Where you dating?!?!

voiceless anal fricative
May 6, 2007

Bombadilillo posted:

Where you dating?!?!

Idk maybe restaurant prices are way more here too? Mains ~$25-30, entrees $10-15, desserts about the same, drinks like $8-10 each. That easily adds up to more than $100, even if you skip dessert or entree.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer

Who / where is this? The Orlando one?

Arms_Akimbo
Sep 29, 2006

It's so damn...literal.
Even at someplace cheap like Fridays, you got a $10 app, 2 plates at $15 each, 2 drinks each at $6, and a 20% tip. That's $80 right there.

Hollandia
Jul 27, 2007

rattus rattus


Grimey Drawer
Cross-quotin':

Where Kickstarter is union-busting. Way to go against what is nominally the spirit of your own enterprise.

DrManiac
Feb 29, 2012

Eat This Glob posted:

i drive by a McDonald's with a light-up sign advertising "discounted meals" while seeking a maintenance supervisor from 0400 until noon at $13.50/hr. I'd hate to learn what it actually costs the person to eat/work there full time


at the privately owned McDonalds I worked at you got 50% off a meal.

once a day

only while you were on shift. you also only got a (unpaid) half hour for lunch and had to order it from the front counter after the customer.

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Hollandia posted:

Who / where is this? The Orlando one?

Yes that's the Pulse logo.

I drove past it once when dropping someone off at the train station since it's just down the street. It was really spooky and weird to see it cuz I wasn't expecting it to be there. "Oh huh there's that place from the international news-making murder event but in real life, okay."

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

Hollandia posted:

Cross-quotin':


Where Kickstarter is union-busting. Way to go against what is nominally the spirit of your own enterprise.

Uh I think you'll find that kickstarter is for helping small-value investors fund entrepreneurs, the most holy of people, not for helping dirty socialist labor agitators.

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

The Saucer Hovers posted:

i was fired from a job for going over 40hr more than once

i had no control over the schedule

the week in question i wouldve had to close the store in the middle of a day not to go over 40

Why didn't you do that then lol

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