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Who do you wish to win the Democratic primaries?
This poll is closed.
Joe Biden, the Klansman 8 0.91%
Bernie Sanders, the Hand Flailer 578 65.76%
Elizabeth Warren, the Plan Maker 185 21.05%
Kamala Harris, the Cop Lord 4 0.46%
Cory Booker, the Super Hero Wannabe 0 0%
Julian Castro, the Twin 3 0.34%
Kirsten Gillibrand, the Franken Killer 3 0.34%
Pete Buttigieg, the Troop Sociopath 9 1.02%
Robert Francis O'Rourke, the Fake Latino 2 0.23%
Jay Inslee, the Climate Alarmist 4 0.46%
Marianne Williamson, the Crystal Queen 19 2.16%
Andrew Yang, the $1000 Fool 19 2.16%
Tulsi Gabbard, the Muslim Hater 8 0.91%
Amy Klobuchar, the Comb Enthusiast 1 0.11%
Just like in real life, nobody voted for Hickenlooper 2 0.23%
Jeffrey Epstein, the MCC Most Hated 9 1.02%
KKKillary KKKlinton 16 1.82%
Some other idiot not in this list 9 1.02%
Total: 879 votes
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Blind Pineapple
Oct 27, 2010

For The Perfect Fruit 'n' Kaman

1 part gin
1 part pomegranate syrup
Fill with pineapple juice
Serve over crushed ice

College Slice
Nice to see a loaded question not directed at Bernie for once.

Edit: Now Klob getting reamed too. Enjoy your minute and 15 seconds.

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How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth
Was I able to get enough done? No!

Vote for me for president please!

Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
I did like Mayor Pete's answer reminding people that not all union members are white men, because there's that stereotype there.

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

I'm glad you asked me this super uncomfortable question that makes me look bad.

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Kamala is going to destroy that woman when she is drinking later. Oh to be a fly on the wall in that room

HootTheOwl
May 13, 2012

Hootin and shootin

gently caress, now he has me doing it!

Ague Proof
Jun 5, 2014

they told me
I was everything

Grouchio
Aug 31, 2014

If Bernie sounds like death, is he in bad health already? :ohno:

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

Where is the solidarity.

Majorian
Jul 1, 2009
Klob is gonna shank the mods.

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


This moderator is really turning the screws

RembrandtQEinstein
Jul 1, 2009

A GOD, A MESSIAH, AN ARCHANGEL, A KING, A PRINCE, AND AN ALL TERRAIN VEHICLE.
Amy bad

not joseph stalin
Dec 30, 2008
Moderator with the call-out. Watching these debates, a rule in our house drinking game is 'take a drink when they ask a loaded question for Bernie/Warren.' Glad to not have to take a drink for these.

Nairbo
Jan 2, 2005
This moderator rules

Craptacular!
Jul 9, 2001

Fuck the DH

readingatwork posted:

drat! Moderator has the knives out for Harris.

Nah, knives out is when you get to her suppressing evidence that would stop innocent people from being executed for crimes they didn’t do.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe
Ladies and gentlemen, America’s most electable candidate!

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


Can Biden get through a single answer without confusing himself?

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer
LET'S REDUCE THOSE SENTENCES.

Free them? No, that's too much.

Goatse James Bond
Mar 28, 2010

If you see me posting please remind me that I have Charlie Work in the reports forum to do instead

Handsome Ralph posted:

Castro kinda owns a bit considering he just shanked two dudes in short order.

running for VP under Warren, or charismatic revolutionary hunted by the state under Biden

Nonsense
Jan 26, 2007

https://twitter.com/Boringstein/status/1172307590002249739

Yawgmoth
Sep 10, 2003

This post is cursed!
She is literally the villain from Black Sheep.

Jay-V
Nov 8, 2009
Mr. Meaner

Pakistani Brad Pitt
Nov 28, 2004

Not as taciturn, but still terribly powerful...



Biden looks like a Fallout ghoul. But not like a feral ghoul, one of the nice questgiver ones

syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Biden is verbally stumbling early.

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo

Grouchio posted:

If Bernie sounds like death, is he in bad health already? :ohno:

Nah, you just have to rest your voice regularly when you're giving lots of speeches and such. He's not great about that.

How are u
May 19, 2005

by Azathoth

hidden_msg posted:

Biden is verbally stumbling early.

It's only hour 1 of 3, yikes.

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
Biden is so awfullllll what do you even believe in old man

not joseph stalin
Dec 30, 2008
Biden sundowning. Problem is that people stop watching after the first hour. They should hold a debate that starts at 10PM and see what happens.

readingatwork
Jan 8, 2009

Hello Fatty!


Fun Shoe

How are u posted:

It's only hour 1 of 3, yikes.

Are you loving serious right now!?

HannibalBarca
Sep 11, 2016

History shows, again and again, how nature points out the folly of man.
Warren and Sanders haven't spoken in like 25 minutes...

Sinistral
Jan 2, 2013

How are u posted:

It's only hour 1 of 3, yikes.

Lol just kill me please

Calibanibal
Aug 25, 2015

VH4Ever posted:

Nah, you just have to rest your voice regularly when you're giving lots of speeches and such. He's not great about that.

Bernie is very irresponsible with his health. Not super encouraging in a candidate running for the world's most powerful office

youcallthatatwist
Sep 22, 2013
Wtf now the dude moderator is swinging against biden

Hellblazer187
Oct 12, 2003

Do you think the voice stuff will hurt him? Biggest knock against him is his age and the health concerns that come from that, IMO. (Don't kill me I'm voting Bernie)

Arist
Feb 13, 2012

who, me?


HannibalBarca posted:

Warren and Sanders haven't spoken in like 25 minutes...

I was gonna say, this is boring, cut to the interesting people

SirKibbles
Feb 27, 2011

I didn't like your old red text so here's some dancing cash. :10bux:
These moderators are like free ride over Joe

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

HannibalBarca posted:

Warren and Sanders haven't spoken in like 25 minutes...
Yup.

dpkg chopra
Jun 9, 2007

Fast Food Fight

Grimey Drawer

not joseph stalin posted:

Biden sundowning. Problem is that people stop watching after the first hour. They should hold a debate that starts at 10PM and see what happens.

ABC doesn't have an audience after 10pm, their meds have already kicked in

VH4Ever
Oct 1, 2005

by sebmojo
Was Biden about to lose his dentures there???

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syntaxrigger
Jul 7, 2011

Actually you owe me 6! But who's countin?

Sinistral posted:

Lol just kill me please

:getin:

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