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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

nerdz posted:

yeah when everyone was united in hating muslim citizens

https://twitter.com/tveitprivilege/status/1171815671619096576?s=20

drat, David was a loving burn master at 13.

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Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/1172328563070005248

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014


https://twitter.com/JonIsAwesomest/status/1172331903988326400

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos

You will find that it is we who are owned.
https://twitter.com/josh_hammer/status/1172337472090456064

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Data Graham posted:

For real, I want someone to frame billionaire-ism in terms of how much of THE ENTIRE loving NATIONAL BUDGET they could pay for.

Individually? Not much. A billion dollars is a ludicrous amount of money for an individual to have, but the US federal budget is in the trillions.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

I absolutely don't blame her. I've had toxic jobs where I'm still thankful for the money I got paid.

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Tiggum posted:

Individually? Not much. A billion dollars is a ludicrous amount of money for an individual to have, but the US federal budget is in the trillions.



Iunno, seems like we're in spitting distance

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

Skwirl posted:

I absolutely don't blame her. I've had toxic jobs where I'm still thankful for the money I got paid.

You have a product, your ability to sexually satisfy rich ugly men, you get proceeds from the sale of that product, reinvest in the product and make more money.

Basic business transaction.

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Data Graham posted:



Iunno, seems like we're in spitting distance

I'm genuinely curious if you understand why what you just said is stupid. Do you understand the difference between net worth and a yearly budget?

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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Patrick Spens posted:

I'm genuinely curious if you understand why what you just said is stupid. Do you understand the difference between net worth and a yearly budget?

Fine, fair enough

I understand that golden egg laying goose was real tasty though

Data Graham has a new favorite as of 04:31 on Sep 13, 2019

Tiggum
Oct 24, 2007

Your life and your quest end here.


Data Graham posted:



Iunno, seems like we're in spitting distance
If they were all able to liquidate all their assets for their full value and we added them all together they're still well over a trillion dollars short of paying for the national budget for a single year.

Again, it is ludicrous for one individual to have a billion dollars. For a single human that is an insane amount of money. But trying to compare individual wealth to national spending is pointless and absurd. They're just not on the same scale and they're not even the same type of information.

Absurd Alhazred
Mar 27, 2010

by Athanatos
https://twitter.com/loisbeckett/status/1172360256690638848

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Tiggum posted:

If they were all able to liquidate all their assets for their full value and we added them all together they're still well over a trillion dollars short of paying for the national budget for a single year.

Again, it is ludicrous for one individual to have a billion dollars. For a single human that is an insane amount of money. But trying to compare individual wealth to national spending is pointless and absurd. They're just not on the same scale and they're not even the same type of information.

Also a lot of the typical billionaire's net worth isn't cash. It's in stocks and property. Even if you were to throw Jeff Bezos in prison and sell all of his stocks, houses, sports cars, private planes, etc. to put the money back into the government, you'd need people willing to pay the price they're worth to actually get the nominal value out of it (simply printing huge amounts of money to pay for stuff tends to have an....adverse effect). Estimates of his cash reserve have it at less than $20 million. Even if you were to lock up every billionaire and make them pay for every social service, you'd hit insurmountable hurdles trying to get the money out of it.

Eschenique
Jul 19, 2019

This is like when people point out how Elon Musk is worth X amounts of billions due to his Tesla stock. But If he tried to sell off all his Tesla stocks he wouldn't get a fraction of that for any number of reasons.

Theranos had a theoretical net worth of what? 9 billion? without ever having sold anything. But who would have forked up that in cash to buy it?


Netscape was at one point worth 3 billion and all they did was put out a free browser.

And all of this in comparison to how much real money the US government spends on any given year.

What's the net worth of the US government? All the money in the world times 10?

T-man
Aug 22, 2010


Talk shit, get bzzzt.

I mean, cash doesn't actually matter as much as, say, all their land and their property and their delicious, delicious other means of production. Imagine if Amazon became a goods distribution system for a socialist state, or even better for a communist society. Setting the rent for vast swaths of the US housing system to $0. We don't even really need to go after the millionaire landlords and below at that point, you can't beat free and actually maintained. Water, electricity, healthcare, weed, gigabit internet guaranteed as an irreducible minimum, libraries of tools, of recreational equipment, of fancy yachts, of whatever the gently caress you want. Actual dollars in a computer or written on cotton has always been a method of restricting goods and services to the rich, and hasn't equalled anything relating to overall goods or service capacity ever since some jerk invented lying. Everyone deserves a free (weekend or two on a) yacht.

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




https://twitter.com/flakealso/status/1171964078178201601

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

T-man posted:

I mean, cash doesn't actually matter as much as, say, all their land and their property and their delicious, delicious other means of production. Imagine if Amazon became a goods distribution system for a socialist state, or even better for a communist society.

Precisely what about actually existing communists or socialists makes you think they would be capable of organizing said goods distribution system?

thatbastardken
Apr 23, 2010

A contract signed by a minor is not binding!
it's not like jeff bezos personally directs every shipment. when you nationalise a company the point is to use the existing infrastructure first the public good.

Somfin
Oct 25, 2010

In my🦚 experience🛠️ the big things🌑 don't teach you anything🤷‍♀️.

Nap Ghost

Patrick Spens posted:

Precisely what about actually existing communists or socialists makes you think they would be capable of organizing said goods distribution system?

What makes the current organisation structure acceptable to you?

Vib Rib
Jul 23, 2007

God damn this shit is
fuckin' re-dic-a-liss

🍖🍖😛🍖🍖
What does this dude think he's saying? Is he just coasting and hoping we don't know the word "conflate" or is this just a matter of "say the word BALKANIZED until people give up"?

Patrick Spens
Jul 21, 2006

"Every quarterback says they've got guts, But how many have actually seen 'em?"
Pillbug

Somfin posted:

What makes the current organisation structure acceptable to you?

There's lots of things wrong with capitalism, but none of it's problems make, "amazon, but communist" any less of a sad joke.

Arbitrary Number
Nov 10, 2012

Patrick Spens posted:

Precisely what about actually existing communists or socialists makes you think they would be capable of organizing said goods distribution system?

The US postal service seems pretty good speaking as someone from outside the country. Cheap because of big subsidies right?

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

The IOSM is me for not owning this

EL BROMANCE
Jun 10, 2006

COWABUNGA DUDES!
🥷🐢😬



Arbitrary Number posted:

The US postal service seems pretty good speaking as someone from outside the country. Cheap because of big subsidies right?

Big fan of stuff never being delivered I take it.

Watermelon Daiquiri
Jul 10, 2010
I TRIED TO BAIT THE TXPOL THREAD WITH THE WORLD'S WORST POSSIBLE TAKE AND ALL I GOT WAS THIS STUPID AVATAR.
See, the anecdotal efficacy of the delivery services is just that, anecdotal. You obviously have had poor experiences with them, whereas I have had wonderful experiences and consider them to be the best by far.

Kai Tave
Jul 2, 2012
Fallen Rib
I've had vastly more problems with private shipping services than I've ever had with the US post office including the time Fed Ex just completely fuckin lost a Christmas gift I then had to scramble to replace a week before Christmas.

Bobby Digital
Sep 4, 2009
In my experience USPS doesn’t pull the classic FedEx trick of slapping “sorry we missed you” tags on your door for three days and then making you go pick it up.

I was home for all three “attempted” deliveries. They didn’t even knock.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Arbitrary Number posted:

The US postal service seems pretty good speaking as someone from outside the country. Cheap because of big subsidies right?

Quite the opposite, it more than pays for itself. They'd be flush with spare funding for infrastructure and whatnot except they were forced to start saving for pensions for future employees during the W admin.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

kirbysuperstar
Nov 11, 2012

Let the fools who stand before us be destroyed by the power you and I possess.
https://twitter.com/WerewolfMoms/status/1172255470058377223

Mmmm, shocking.

Soysaucebeast
Mar 4, 2008




Kai Tave posted:

I've had vastly more problems with private shipping services than I've ever had with the US post office including the time Fed Ex just completely fuckin lost a Christmas gift I then had to scramble to replace a week before Christmas.

Man seconding this. FedEx has lost a total of four of my packages, totalling about 1200$. I'd call them and they just gave me the run around. My apartment maintenance guy ended up finding one of the packages and said it was left in front of an abandoned apartment building. I don't even know.

USPS on the other hand, has never given me an issue. They drop it off, knock on my door, and then just head out. Often they're earlier than I expect too.

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

Data Graham
Dec 28, 2009

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That Eternal Empire sure had a lot of different languages in it, and different cultures and ethnic groups and everything. A kind of balkanization, if you will

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/ARKloster/status/1172345407931895810

e;fb

chitoryu12 has a new favorite as of 14:28 on Sep 13, 2019

Brawnfire
Jul 13, 2004

🎧Listen to Cylindricule!🎵
https://linktr.ee/Cylindricule


What the gently caress is this imperium of man poo poo

Tenebrais
Sep 2, 2011

Brawnfire posted:

What the gently caress is this imperium of man poo poo

He means white people OP


I wonder if he's ever considered where the phrase "Latin America" comes from...

Squidster
Oct 7, 2008

✋😢Life's just better with Ominous Gloves🤗🧤

EL BROMANCE posted:

Big fan of stuff never being delivered I take it.
I've mailed over 1,500 packages through USPS, and maybe a dozen were damaged or lost. They're fast, incredibly reliable and extremely cheap. Americans have no idea what a jewel they have in their postal service. It's fun to poo poo on public servants, I guess.

I live in Canada, and it's literally cheaper to use USPS to mail a book to Hawaii, then it is for Canada Post to deliver it next door.

PurpleXVI
Oct 30, 2011

Spewing insults, pissing off all your neighbors, betraying your allies, backing out of treaties and accords, and generally screwing over the global environment?
ALL PART OF MY BRILLIANT STRATEGY!
Yeah, gently caress FedEx, I've had them pull the "sorry you weren't at home :)"-thing three times in a row, over two weeks, and every single time I had to call them up and fight with their phone support for a new delivery date where, mysteriously, the delivery person actually remembered to ring the doorbell.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014

A true renaissance man


PurpleXVI posted:

Yeah, gently caress FedEx, I've had them pull the "sorry you weren't at home :)"-thing three times in a row, over two weeks, and every single time I had to call them up and fight with their phone support for a new delivery date where, mysteriously, the delivery person actually remembered to ring the doorbell.

That's because they're a privately owned company with a profit model which depends on internally metrics which are theoretically barely possible for their drivers to make while performing their obs possibly but in practice actually impossible to make, and they underpay drivers significantly and threaten them with discipline if they don't hit the impossible delivery metrics. The driver who just hucks the package and says "gently caress it" is probably doing it because the company's job description and policy forces him to upon threat of losing his job, but then when you get pissed off, the company blames the driver.

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chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

So Shane Gillis got hired for SNL and was immediately found to have been making a lot of awful racist rants for "comedy."

https://twitter.com/Shanemgillis/status/1172340437752807424

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