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Taima posted:My concern is that he won't make a clean break if he does make this epiphany known. It'd be all about he frames the need for the breakup. I'd suggest telling her straight out that all of her concerns are real, and oh by the way he knows about them because he snooped. He should also emphasize that he needs time alone to rebuild, and that she'd be holding him back if she tried to stick it out - that'd just be rewarding bad behavior. e. This thread doesn't have a tax, but loookit mama ferret ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OcCRZkeqFY8
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 08:36 |
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mllaneza posted:
Your hand lives here now.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 08:51 |
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Ferrets are best. Gah, now I want to bunk off work and go play with mine!
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 09:20 |
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I pulled a prank on my husband and hes pissedquote:My husband and I have always had a fun loving relationship. Hes always messing and playing jokes on me. So I decided to get him back tonight on his way home from work, and he was very pissed off. To the point where hes slamming doors and stuff. The prank wasnt even bad no bucket of paint or even water, he experienced no pain at all. But when I went to ask him if he was ok, he just started screaming at me telling me it was not cool, and that I have no idea what he goes through and stuff? Like where does that even come from? It was a joke. I apologized, it wasnt my intention to make him mad, but now I'm the bad guy? It's ok for him to pull pranks on me, and everyone else but we cant do it to him? It immediately went to I dont listen, and the argument got so bad that now he wants to go to counseling. Did I miss something ? How can a bad joke lead to us sleeping in different beds? quote:laterral quote:mdeleon810
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 09:26 |
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I don't get buying dildos as a joke they are pretty pricey.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 10:52 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I don't get buying dildos as a joke they are pretty pricey. He didn't buy it as a joke, he bought it for himself cause he's a huge pussy
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 10:53 |
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Ralph Crammed In posted:I don't get buying dildos as a joke they are pretty pricey. On one hand, the cheap end of your average adult-store selection is really cheap, so if this dude was buying a bottom-of-the-barrel rubber gag dong, he might have only spent like ten or twenty bucks. On the other hand, he bought it at (or in conjunction with?) a strip club, so he definitely paid way too loving much
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 10:58 |
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Incidentally, don't use cheap jelly dongs, they're bad for you. At least use a condom on it, if you do.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 11:05 |
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christmas boots posted:lol no she wasn't that poster's mom cut out the whole middle part where child abuse leads to drug addiction via trauma, coping, circumstances, etc. and just loving addicted the kid to pills. gotta admire the efficiency also total lol @ half the family thinking the mom is fine Vim Fuego fucked around with this message at 11:34 on Sep 13, 2019 |
# ? Sep 13, 2019 11:28 |
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DemoneeHo posted:AITA For Blocking My Grandparents From Almost All Forms Of Contact Because They Can’t Safely Navigate The Internet? quote:gave my computer an awful virus and it had to be replaced The bad news is your appear to be nearly as ignorant about computers as your grandparents. On the bright side you made a salesman at whatever big box retailer you wandered into very happy that day.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 11:39 |
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Lucrece posted:I pulled a prank on my husband and hes pissed Pounded in the Butt by my Repressed Emotions and Desires.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 12:12 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:The bad news is your appear to be nearly as ignorant about computers as your grandparents. On the bright side you made a salesman at whatever big box retailer you wandered into very happy that day. This is a really goony take, a person can be computer literate and not know how to fix a badly bricked machine. There's a few degrees of middle ground between "Autistic Alan Turing" and "Social circle is mostly Nigerian princes". (And believe me, a determined and well-meaning grandparent can destroy just about any piece of technology given enough time)
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:11 |
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quote:Dear Care and Feeding, quote:Dear Shudder, I don't think your aunt liked you very much.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:29 |
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Nastyman posted:a person can be computer literate and not know how to fix a badly bricked machine yeah, plus the issue is that his grandparents are still apparently compulsively giving his information away to scammers. knowledge of computers aside, that's gonna gently caress up your life.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:40 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:I don't think your aunt liked you very much. quote:She shouldn’t have bought a bird that lives for 20 years in her 80s if she wanted to control all possible outcomes Maybe Mildred was lonely and liked having something to talk to .
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:40 |
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alphabettitouretti posted:I don't think your aunt liked you very much. I found out something interesting the other day at a bird sanctuary near me. People give them dead old peoples parrots all the time, but the parrots continue to imitate their owners for ages after they get put in the sanctuary. So you end up with an aviary full of the ghosts of their previous owners.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:52 |
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Aramoro posted:I found out something interesting the other day at a bird sanctuary near me. People give them dead old peoples parrots all the time, but the parrots continue to imitate their owners for ages after they get put in the sanctuary. So you end up with an aviary full of the ghosts of their previous owners. I'd watch this horror movie.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:56 |
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Aramoro posted:I found out something interesting the other day at a bird sanctuary near me. People give them dead old peoples parrots all the time, but the parrots continue to imitate their owners for ages after they get put in the sanctuary. So you end up with an aviary full of the ghosts of their previous owners. great now i have a story idea
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 13:57 |
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Aramoro posted:I found out something interesting the other day at a bird sanctuary near me. People give them dead old peoples parrots all the time, but the parrots continue to imitate their owners for ages after they get put in the sanctuary. So you end up with an aviary full of the ghosts of their previous owners. How are the dead parrots that belonged to old people talking?
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 14:50 |
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Batterypowered7 posted:How are the dead parrots that belonged to old people talking? A bird Medium. A Seedium.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 14:58 |
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AITA for demanding my sister pay rent for living-at-home with my parents and refusing to pay my rent until she does?quote:Background: I graduated from college 4 years ago live at home with my parents. My sister graduated 2 years ago and also lives with my parents. We both got jobs pretty much straight out of college. I pay my parents $800/month in rent since my first paycheck.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:35 |
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How do spineless parents produce such willful children?
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:40 |
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Paying $800 a month in rent to your parents for four years isn't having a spine lol
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:42 |
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Here's a solution: both of you move out of your parents' house.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:44 |
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Yeah if you're already paying 800 in rent you can probably afford your own place depending on where you live.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:51 |
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AITA for telling the flight attendant to ask the woman in front of me to raise her seat up because it was pressing on my legs?quote:I was recently on a long (3+ hour) flight. When we got airborne, the woman in front of me reclined her seat back, pressing them down on my kneecaps. I am a tall person (6'5") and generally don't fit into coach seats easily. I couldn't even put my tray down. Leaning my seat back doesn't really help. I wrangled myself out of my seat and asked her politely, "I'm sorry ma'am, but I wonder if I could impose on you and ask to please raise your seat up just a few inches? I don't have much space back there and with your seat pressing on my kneecaps, neither of us will be very comfortable during this long flight. Thank you." She just looked at me blankly, said "No", and closed her eyes. I walked to the front of the plane and explained my situation to the flight attendant, who went back and spoke to the woman, who then reluctantly raised the seat up a bit. When I got back into my seat, the woman turned around and hissed "rear end in a top hat" at me.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 15:56 |
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You're a huge loving rear end in a top hat for putting the FA in that position, yes
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:06 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:AITA for demanding my sister pay rent for living-at-home with my parents and refusing to pay my rent until she does? Move out and is obvious but I can't say I wouldn't be tempted to take/break approx. $400/month * 4 years worth of whatever expensive poo poo either of them have lying around. It wouldn't be a good idea, and it might come back to bite you in the rear end, but it would feel good as hell. Nastyman fucked around with this message at 16:17 on Sep 13, 2019 |
# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:08 |
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oh my god seriously try to guess the spoilers I [28M] feel like my girlfriend [24F] is a bit self centered when it comes to our wrestling careers quote:We've been together 8 months, completely madly in love with each other, no issues except this one thing.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:16 |
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:AITA for demanding my sister pay rent for living-at-home with my parents and refusing to pay my rent until she does? Holy hell I would enraged if something like this happened with me and my brother. (I don't live at home, but just thinking about it is maddening).
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:oh my god seriously try to guess the spoilers Ahahaha, god drat.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:19 |
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:You're a huge loving rear end in a top hat for putting the FA in that position, yes Seems like that's the FA's job? He did ask the woman himself he said. If his legs are being pressed on to cause discomfort I don't think he should just suffer if the woman in front of him can lean forward without experiencing pain but refused to. Its not like he's in pain because he's fat, its because he's tall and he can't change that.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:22 |
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Scathach posted:I was expecting the rear end-kicker to be the imaginary friend. quote:"Bunny's gonna gently caress you up."
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:23 |
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Coredump posted:Seems like that's the FA's job? He did ask the woman himself he said. If his legs are being pressed on to cause discomfort I don't think he should just suffer if the woman in front of him can lean forward without experiencing pain but refused to. Its not like he's in pain because he's fat, its because he's tall and he can't change that. The flight attendant doesn't install the chairs
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:25 |
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Coredump posted:Seems like that's the FA's job? He did ask the woman himself he said. If his legs are being pressed on to cause discomfort I don't think he should just suffer if the woman in front of him can lean forward without experiencing pain but refused to. Its not like he's in pain because he's fat, its because he's tall and he can't change that. Yeah I wonder if its not also a safety issue since someone of his height would effectively be pinned into the seat.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:25 |
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Airlines should stop installing reclining chairs.
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:25 |
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AITA for not saying no when asked to have kids?quote:(PLEASE READ ALL EDITS AT THE END) Sorry for the confusing title, there’s no easy way to explain this. (I know this reads bad, just letting you know I never planned on either donating or sleeping with her)
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# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:26 |
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Nastyman posted:Move out and is obvious but I can't say I wouldn't be tempted to take/break approx. $400/month * 4 years worth of whatever expensive poo poo either of them have lying around. It wouldn't be a good idea, and it might come back to bite you in the rear end, but it would feel good as hell. Reading the post & comments, I'm willing to bet dad is taking some of the OP's money to pay for the sister's car/insurance, but doesn't want to admit it because he & mom are doormats. I'd definitely be willing to torch that bridge & get my own place, gently caress paying for someone else's dumbass financial mistakes. BOOTY-ADE fucked around with this message at 20:55 on Sep 13, 2019 |
# ? Sep 13, 2019 16:31 |
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Guy shoulda made like one of those kids who constantly relentlessly kick the back of the seat in front of em for the entire duration of the flight tbhSunswipe posted:Airlines should stop installing reclining chairs.
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Jesus those parents are spineless pieces of poo poo. Also charging your daughter $800/month for rent? Wtf? Dad: Pay rent. Daughter: No. Dad: Ooohhhhhh!!! Curses! Foiled again!!! *Throws hat on ground, stomps angrily*
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