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"your heart is MASSIVE. You can actually see it beating in your chest. You're in the final stages of heart failure and need a transplant urgently."
"No, its just cause you're hot"
Singing "Bad Case of Loving You" James Brown style at full volume in the doctor's office leading up until, and all the way through my appointment.
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Sep 13, 2019 06:14
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I pull down on the brim of my stylish hat in sexual anguish until it tears, bringing the brim down to my shoulders. I keep doing this again and again with a variety of brimmed hats until the brims come to the top of my head and I begin to suffocate. My tongue still lolls out from below my chin, lying limp and drying on my chest.
The ambulance is late to respond, stuck in traffic because the sirens could not be heard over my howls, even as I struggle to breath.
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Sep 13, 2019 07:15
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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*I see a sexi lady*
AWOO - (I choke and make pathetic little eh eh eh coughs)
awooga...
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Sep 13, 2019 17:11
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i mutter awooga as i watch my borderlands 3 install hit 69% my mom says what did you say i say nothing mom i'm gaming
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Sep 13, 2019 19:37
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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i mutter awooga as i watch my borderlands 3 install hit 69% my mom says what did you say i say nothing mom i'm gaming
Ha ha word
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Sep 13, 2019 19:38
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Read his post it's funny also relatable
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Sep 13, 2019 19:38
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awooga
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Sep 13, 2019 20:04
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I see a nice looking lady and start furiously dancing in place as Yakety Sax plays.
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Sep 14, 2019 02:38
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- Lil Swamp Booger Baby
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Pepe Le Pew was a predator
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Sep 14, 2019 03:09
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