Guavanaut posted:

I've traveled round this country
From Nevis down to Fen
It really made me wonder
The things I seen and ken.

I saw the weary teacher
Making food and washing clothes
Because the kids are broke and hungry
And the school, it's nearly closed

But the Queen's toilet's been stolen
It's her solid golden throne
And if the teachers took the Crown back
Then that gold could be our own

I saw the sailor sighing
His fishing quota sold
But the papers love the Tories
So instead he blames the Poles

But the Queen's toilet's been stolen
It's her solid golden throne
And if the sailors took the Crown back
Then that gold could be our own

I saw the weary miner
Forty years he dug for coal
But the last deep pit's been closed off
And he's sanctioned from the dole

But the Queen's toilet's been stolen
It's her solid golden throne
And if the miners took the Crown back
Then that gold could be our own

I've seen my comrades working
Throughout this mighty land
I prayed we'd get together
And together make a stand

Then we'd own those royal buildings
With their toilets made of gold
And we'd share the Crown as People
A common treasure in freehold

Saith posted:

But without the Astronomicon, how are we meamt to maintain the Empire?

quote:

On Friday, Jo Swinson, the leader of the Lib Dems, said she would not support a Jeremy Corbyn-led Labour government. But [Deputy Leader Ed] Davey said that in the event of a hung parliament his party would be willing to back Labour’s call for a second referendum, or any other policies that match those in a Lib Dem manifesto.

Davey said the party would be willing to work with the Conservatives again. “Let’s remember we had a coalition with [the Tories],” he said.

Ms Adequate posted:

Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie;

What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives.

Robot Mil posted:

I am legit worried and raging that the utter shiteness of the Tory/Lib Dem coalition is being forgotten, and there seems to be no real criticism of the Lib Dems apparently welcoming any Tory or labour reject with open arms. What do they even stand for any more? Its so obvious that they want back into power at any cost but everyone is obsessed with ‘Corbyn bad’ and can’t see the wood for the trees.

Ugh it’s infuriating.

sebzilla posted:

They got destroyed in 2015, that's probably "what came of it"

e: and Flaming Hot Munch are good

Bobstar posted:

10 Kartooshfacepoints to whoever works out the tune first

Let joy fill ev’ry Tory’s heart,
For now, our Brexit’s going to make it,
At last, our leader looks the part,
(At least, we hope that he can fake it)

Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
We’ll stop the immigrants!
Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
Assume the power stance!

In spite of economic gloom
We’ll do the thing the plebs demanded,
And sentence them to certain doom,
When all their medicines are stranded.

The final crunch is drawing near
And even though remoaners sniggered,
We’ll say goodbye to Project Fear,
Complete the Article we triggered

Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
No products through our ports!
Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
We’ve got our blue pass-ports!

Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
We’ll trade with ev’ry land!
Hail Brexit, Hail Brexit,
(however they demand)

Ms Adequate posted:

Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie;

What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives.

Continuity RCP posted:

My main memory of LGBT lib dems is tintower

Ms Adequate posted:

Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie;

What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives.

The_Doctor posted:

Oh wow, I haven’t thought about those in years. They’re very ‘pub snacks’ in my mind, along with the cheese Moments.

Shyrka posted:

the other one.

Shyrka posted:

We do not speak of the other one.

jaete posted:

"Boris Johnson is planning to force a new Brexit deal through parliament in just 10 days - including holding late-night and weekend sittings - in a further sign of Downing Street's determination to negotiate an orderly exit from the EU."

lmao good luck with 10 days, May couldn't do it in 3 years

I mean May's deal was poo poo and she was a total incompetent moron, but Johnson is even more of an incompetent moron and any deal that could maybe possibly be available cannot be more palatable to this parliament than May's poo poo deal was

In conclusion:

josh04 posted:

UKMT, you're doing the female-politician-appearance thing again.

Ms Adequate posted:

Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie;

What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives.

The Deleter posted:

Space Raiders are shite, come fight me

The Deleter posted:

Space Raiders are shite, come fight me

OwlFancier posted:

Just finished episode 3 of the podcast.

It's good, though one thing I would like to add is that even if the benefits service does work as advertised, even if it gets you back into work, the process itself works very effectively to instil an absolute yawning terror of being out of work.

The humiliating and degrading nature of it makes you deathly afraid of ever being out of work, or even looking for work in my case, cos every time you do a loving application it sends it all crawling back to you.

Which, of course, is also part of the intended effect, but it is another example of it being absolutely designed to gently caress up workers for the benefit of the loving swine in charge.

Pesky Splinter posted:

Ms Adequate posted:

Hi, sorry, I know we've moved on a bit but this topic is far too vitally and perenially important to the national health and common good of all mankind to be allowed to let lie;

What are you lunatics talking about? The contest is and has always been between Roast Beef and Pickled Onion, with Pickled Onion a distant Tory second to Labour's honest, hardworking Roast Beef. Flamin' Hot is for lib dems desperate to feel something in their hollow lives.

bump_fn posted:

does swinsion still defend the austerity policies

bump_fn posted:

does swinsion still defend the austerity policies

baka kaba posted:

*lib dem logo landing to roost in the conservatives tree*

baka kaba posted:

*lib dem logo landing to roost in the conservatives tree*

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

making GBS threads all over a red rose in the tree's shadow? I smell a political cartoon coming

Gonzo McFee posted:

The Lib Dems big reveal is...

Another massive homophobe!

https://twitter.com/apiarism/status/1172938812701519872?s=19

Bacon Terrorist posted:

They have spotted a gap in the DUP henchman market and they're going to take it.