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Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


MonsieurChoc posted:

Also they should have feathers goddamit.

The raptors in Jurassic Park 3 are an older generation from the ones in the previous movies and they've actually got a few feathers, which suggests that the lack of them is just one of the many features that Wu engineered to match the dinosaurs to people's expectations.

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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

¡Hola SEA!


I thought that was stated explicitly

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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MonsieurChoc posted:

Also they should have feathers goddamit.

They're not actual dinosaurs, so no they shouldnt.

Byzantine
Sep 1, 2007

Also not all dinosaurs had feathers. Raptors and their close relations did, because they're the ancestors of birds. Big carnivores like spino and rex most likely didn't, and the whole range of herbivores almost certainly didn't either.

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


DeimosRising posted:

I thought that was stated explicitly

It's definitely explicit about Wu modifying the dinosaurs for marketability—them not being real dinosaurs—but I don't recall feathers being specifically mentioned (though it's been a bit since I've watched any of them). The original Jurassic Park movie was 1993, so it talks about dinosaurs being the ancestors of birds, but it came out before there was actual fossil evidence of feathered dinosaurs.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Did Wu live? I can't remember.

Feel like if he did that guy has a reckoning comin

Mierenneuker
Apr 28, 2010


We're all going to experience changes in our life but only the best of us will qualify for front row seats.

kiimo posted:

Did Wu live? I can't remember.

Feel like if he did that guy has a reckoning comin

He gets hit with a tranq dart in Fallen Kingdom and then a merc drags him away.

thrawn527
Mar 27, 2004

Thrawn/Pellaeon
Studying the art of terrorists
To keep you safe

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w54yW2Ur50

Multiplicity remake coming along nicely.

kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

Mierenneuker posted:

He gets hit with a tranq dart in Fallen Kingdom and then a merc drags him away.

In my dreams he is sold to the highest bidder which happens to be Mark Zuckerberg who enslaves him in his compound until he can successfully splice together enough dino DNA to create a close enough approximation of the Rancor from Jedi to guard his dungeon.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Byzantine posted:

Also not all dinosaurs had feathers. Raptors and their close relations did, because they're the ancestors of birds. Big carnivores like spino and rex most likely didn't, and the whole range of herbivores almost certainly didn't either.

I bet they all did

Ammanas
Jul 17, 2005

Voltes V: "Laser swooooooooord!"

thrawn527 posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5w54yW2Ur50

Multiplicity remake coming along nicely.

i mean its paul rudd so sure

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
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I wish Paul Rudd could kiss me. On my lips.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Currently I’m not very impressed with lineup we have this fall.

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I'm looking forward to Knives Out, Ad Astra, Jojo Rabbit, Parasite, and The Lighthouse.

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo

GrandpaPants posted:

I'm looking forward to Knives Out, Ad Astra, Jojo Rabbit, Parasite, and The Lighthouse.

I’ve heard pretty mixed to negative things about Knives Out and especially Jojo Rabbit. As Astra does look like it’ll impress though

joe football
Dec 22, 2012
The dinosaur equivalent of racoons or pigeons are the only ones that are going to survive outside of a nature reserve. The next Jurassic World will have to be a faux documentary about state animal control officials having meetings on how to make tiny dinosaur-proof trash cans

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010
Out of those the only ones i actually trust enough to be good enough to MAYBE see in theaters are Parasite and The Lighthouse

Chuka Umana
Apr 30, 2019

by sebmojo
Irishman still seems good but I feel like it has potential to really loving suck.

The one Adam Driver film about the divorced writer looks fine but I’m not sold on his other film about how super Dianne Feinstein is and how she fights for justice and human rights.

wizardofloneliness
Dec 30, 2008

Most of the bad reviews I've read for Jojo Rabbit are either against the very concept of the movie, which I don't care about at all, or actually read like positive reviews, so I'm looking forward to it even more now.

The Lighthouse is absolutely going to rule though, gently caress I want to see that.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Chuka Umana posted:

I’ve heard pretty mixed to negative things about Knives Out and especially Jojo Rabbit. As Astra does look like it’ll impress though

Knives Out debuted very well with critics at Toronto and JoJo Rabbit just won People's Choice there. Critical reviews have been mostly positive about it too since it jumped from 55% to the 70s at RT within days.

joe football posted:

The dinosaur equivalent of racoons or pigeons are the only ones that are going to survive outside of a nature reserve. The next Jurassic World will have to be a faux documentary about state animal control officials having meetings on how to make tiny dinosaur-proof trash cans

Does that include raptors? Because Jurassic Park/World raptors have been shown to be at least as smart as chimps, being able to talk with each other (even arguing) and read to a degree.

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 00:47 on Sep 17, 2019

GrandpaPants
Feb 13, 2006


Free to roam the heavens in man's noble quest to investigate the weirdness of the universe!

I should have prefaced that AMC A-list drastically lowers my barriers of entry. Like I'll probably watch Gemini Man and Terminator because I don't value my time at all.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

New trailer for your dad's favourite movie this fall.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NjjsQG7VjqY

Punkin Spunkin
Jan 1, 2010

GrandpaPants posted:

I should have prefaced that AMC A-list drastically lowers my barriers of entry. Like I'll probably watch Gemini Man and Terminator because I don't value my time at all.
I dream of the socialist utopia that makes movies in theaters as cost effective as my moviepass period was
Sure, i saw a lot of trash, but there's a lot to be said about the lack of economic anxiety creating an environment where youre more willing to go give random movies a shot
It's enough to make me wanna get in on a list tho i assume its way more expensive and limited than moviepass in its "gently caress it lets run this venture capital into the ground" period

Automatic Jill
Jan 27, 2012
Saw Jojo Rabbit at TIFF (packed house) and judging by the frequency and volume of laughter, the audience loved it. I can see why critics are divided because their job is to be, well, critical and in that mode it's not hard to find ways to pick it apart on a conceptual level, but on a basic watchability level it is very, very funny. A humanist crowdpleaser black comedy if there ever was one. I think you have to go into it with the lens of how Nazism is being expressed in contemporary times rather than seeing it as making any sort of statement about the actual Holocaust, despite the WWII backdrop. There is some thematic dissonance there and not all of it works perfectly, but even the C+ review I saw on AV Club was like "ok I begrudgingly laughed at the jokes but if you took those away it would just be a typical Anne Frank narrative" which is a weird criticism to make about a comedy.

You will probably have a good time if all you want to see is a Polynesian Jewish director taking gallons of piss out of the Third Reich and intolerance in general. Minus a couple stars if the concept of even slightly sympathetic Nazi characters is repulsive to you. Add three stars if the image of Sam Rockwell as a drunken, one-eyed, closeted Nazi youth camp counselor who hates his job sounds remotely appealing.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Chuka Umana posted:

Currently I’m not very impressed with lineup we have this fall.

Ad Astra, The Lighthouse, Uncut Gems, Monos, Parasite, Portrait of a Lady on Fire, Sound of Metal, A Hidden Life, Waves, In Fabric, and Marriage Story



Looks like a packed quarter for me.




Hell, even Hustlers looks pretty okay

Teenage Fansub
Jan 28, 2006

Chuka Umana posted:

I’ve heard pretty mixed to negative things about Knives Out

Not from critics, seemingly.

edit: Unless you've got some wild confirmation bias.

Teenage Fansub fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Sep 17, 2019

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



Well it looks like trash, for one thing...

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

Well it looks like trash, for one thing...

Counterpoint: it looks amazing.

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

3rd Stephen King adaptation this year, over on Netflix, from the director of Cube and Splice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7afc9gTbVFI

The MSJ fucked around with this message at 17:25 on Sep 17, 2019

The MSJ
May 17, 2010

Trailer for Europe's best hero, Night Monkey.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6WEvHsvzOQ

joe football
Dec 22, 2012

The MSJ posted:

Does that include raptors? Because Jurassic Park/World raptors have been shown to be at least as smart as chimps, being able to talk with each other (even arguing) and read to a degree.

Being really smart hasn't really helped primates or say elephants thrive in the Holocene, but I guess pack hunting carnivores like wolves or dolphins would be closest to what raptors are in the movie and they do ok enough. So there can be a bit in the new movie with ranchers being mad about raptors taking too many pigs or whatever and wanting to up the number they can kill per dinosaur killing permit

Sir Kodiak
May 14, 2007


joe football posted:

Being really smart hasn't really helped primates or say elephants thrive in the Holocene, but I guess pack hunting carnivores like wolves or dolphins would be closest to what raptors are in the movie and they do ok enough. So there can be a bit in the new movie with ranchers being mad about raptors taking too many pigs or whatever and wanting to up the number they can kill per dinosaur killing permit

I mean, like you get at, wolves (and dolphins) are doing okay because there's legal limits on people's ability to kill them. If raptors are a nuisance it's because the Jurassic World society will have decided to protect them, not because they're entering some new age of the dinosaurs as the movie threatens.

The Jurassic Park novel actually gets at this, with the compys, which are about the size of house cats, being the most successful of the dinosaurs at making themselves nuisances on the mainland.

spanky the dolphin
Sep 3, 2006

The new Terminator movie has a competition to recut their trailer using their footage. Could be a lot of fun and I know some goons here could make something special. $10k to win!

https://terminator.adobe.com

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK



slo mo profile shots of cyborgs doing cyborg things cut over sadbrains cover of Harder, Better, Faster, Stronger



PAY ME MONEY

CelticPredator
Oct 11, 2013
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I wanna edit it over the sounds of diarrhea which is what it deserves

Vintersorg
Mar 3, 2004

President of
the Brendan Fraser
Fan Club



CelticPredator posted:

I wanna edit it over the sounds of diarrhea which is what it deserves

Whoooooa. It can't be that bad... :3:

teagone
Jun 10, 2003

That was pretty intense, huh?

spanky the dolphin posted:

The new Terminator movie has a competition to recut their trailer using their footage. Could be a lot of fun and I know some goons here could make something special. $10k to win!

https://terminator.adobe.com

Might do this on the weekend. Easy way to add another piece to my video editing portfolio, but lol at spec work backed by giant corporations.

WeedlordGoku69
Feb 12, 2015

by Cyrano4747
gently caress it, I'm in, I need to keep my Premiere skills sharp.

galagazombie
Oct 31, 2011

A silly little mouse!
The whole "They don't have feathers because there not real dinos" fails on several levels. Firstly, the idea Dinosaurs had feathers was still a controversial and somewhat niche idea at the time of the first movie. The First movie in-fact made it a very important plot point how close to natural the scientists (and the filmmakers) tried to make the Dino's, and it shows how in the first movie they behave more like dangerous animals than the movie monsters of the rest of the series. JP1 in fact explicitly went against "what people expect of Dinosaurs" which is why instead of slow like the popular conception, the dinos are fast. Instead of waddling upright like the general public thought it did at that time, T-Rex walks like a bird like the newest science said it did.
The second problem comes from it contradicting the entire theming of the original. If these Dinosaurs are in-universe fictional fake animals why do the characters act like they need to save them from the Island like their an endangered resurrected species? If they are all fake theme park hybrids then why is the I-Rex and co. bad for being a fake theme park hybrid?

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kiimo
Jul 24, 2003

spanky the dolphin posted:

The new Terminator movie has a competition to recut their trailer using their footage. Could be a lot of fun and I know some goons here could make something special. $10k to win!

https://terminator.adobe.com

Holy poo poo thanks for posting this I about had a heart attack that a song that Paramount requested from us for an "Adobe Cross Promotion" that I licensed from a library was included in the project files that they just handed out to about a hundred thousand amateur editors. I don't see it in here and after going through the songs they don't seem to have any Terminator-sounding songs in here.

Can you imagine the law suit that would happen before the weekend was over?

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