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LadyPictureShow posted:"I mistook her non-identical, younger sister for her! I swear!" OP is tellingly vague about what time they "got home" or where they had been. I guarantee this story took place at 3 AM with OP coming home five sheets to the wind and too drunk to notice that the sleeping woman he's decided to grope/sexually assault was not, in fact, his wife. In summary, 
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TheKennedys posted:My favorite coffee cup is an oversized Beatles mug (I hate the Beatles) with pretty decent sentimental value; I'd be sad if it got broken but in fairness it's inches from death as it is and I can't imagine I'd be too upset for long. This person is very weird about dishes. My thought is that the person is weird about personal space and really shouldn't have roommates. I got like that on my worst days, even now with some conscious effort into socialization I need my place to decompress and the people with whom I can share space without retreating from it are limited.
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Known Lecher posted:OP is tellingly vague about what time they "got home" or where they had been. I guarantee this story took place at 3 AM with OP coming home five sheets to the wind and too drunk to notice that the sleeping woman he's decided to grope/sexually assault was not, in fact, his wife. Not too far back was a woman who went thru hell clearing her SO's name because she like to be penetrated while asleep, and a mutual "friend" snooped his phone and leaked the pics.
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comment posted:Yeah as they should be. Who molest someone like that so nonchalantly??? Wife or not she wasnt even awake to consent. op posted:Because my wife doesn’t care if I grope her in her sleep she knows I’ve done it before, she just gets pissed if it wakes her up/or she says no. 
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Sep 22, 2019 04:33
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Oh welp that's different and now I'm wrong. If the wife merely tolerates it if it doesn't wake her up... stop it. Coredump fucked around with this message at 04:43 on Sep 22, 2019 |
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Sep 22, 2019 04:36
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QuarkJets posted:Who wants to get groped while they sleep anyway, let your wife and her sister sleep in peace you creepy poo poo Yeah, he's super weird and creepy. I would never grope my girlfriend randomly while she sleeps in a million years. I'd always ask her while she's awake because I guess I'm a half decent person and not an idiot rapist??? Cough Drop The Beat fucked around with this message at 04:52 on Sep 22, 2019 |
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Sep 22, 2019 04:50
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I can understand getting a little handsy if you're both in bed and sort of in and out of consciousness, but that guy sounds like a whole different level. What is even the end goal, if the wife is going to be pissed if she wakes up? I still don't believe you can have full blown sex while you're still unconscious unless you're on ambien or some other drug.
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Sep 22, 2019 05:26
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I'm betting this was written one-handed My foot fetish and my wife quote:Tl;dr wife unknowingly wears other girls shoes, leads to best sex ever.
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Sep 22, 2019 05:30
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Yeah, he's super weird and creepy. I would never grope my girlfriend randomly while she sleeps in a million years. I'd always ask her while she's awake because I guess I'm a half decent person and not an idiot rapist??? Is morning sex an unfamiliar concept around here?
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Sep 22, 2019 05:32
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Lol at believing a woman wouldn't immediately notice something off about a pair of her shoes.
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LadyPictureShow posted:I'm betting this was written one-handed Kill all men.
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Three Olives posted:Is morning sex an unfamiliar concept around here? You're loving dumber than a Fox News viewer. There's a huge difference between touching your partner when you wake up to initiate morning sex and groping him/her while they're sleeping on the couch in the middle of the night. God, you are so goddamn stupid.
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Sep 22, 2019 05:35
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Three Olives posted:Is morning sex an unfamiliar concept around here? apparently; my husband gropes me in my sleep all the time and because I love him and am attracted to him I have no issue with it since it often leads to super satisfying morning sex
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Three Olives posted:Is morning sex an unfamiliar concept around here? Not unless you awaken your partner first, get them coffee, ensure they are fully concious and able to consent in clear English. Preferably they should sign something as well. The guy is probly a creep because it's reddit, but coming home and trying to solicit sex from your sleeping partner is a thing people in relationships sometimes do. He says he didn't know the sister was coming over (might be lying but whatever), so why would he think this woman sleeping on the couch would be someone other than his wife, especially if they have similar body types?
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Overwatch Porn posted:apparently; my husband gropes me in my sleep all the time and because I love him and am attracted to him I have no issue with it since it often leads to super satisfying morning sex Sounds to me like your husband rapes you basically non stop and should be killed
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I feel like this conversation is a moot point because, even if some people like it, the wife clearly only tolerates it, and that's if she isn't woken up. This is the kind of thing that needs clear enthusiastic consent, which he hasn't gotten, and "I somehow groped the poo poo out of this woman and didn't realize it wasn't my wife throughout" feels pretty shady.
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Sep 22, 2019 05:47
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Since we are living in a world where there are serious problems with men and boundaries, maybe not everyone likes that idea being so normalized? People can have loving relationships where that can happen, but some people don't want to be put in that position, and don't know how to say they don't like it as the partner is just "trying to be sexy", etc. Also, for people who read this thread daily, seriously, why would you assume that this guy is not a creep, have you not actually read any of the stories?
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Sep 22, 2019 06:23
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sex? ha ha, how quaint an idea. i used to have sex, mm yes, before i mastered 5-dimensional psychic chess. it's sublime, i'm sure you worldly types would hate it.
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I sometimes feel my girlfriend's bum when we are in bed 
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oh also i figured out, "illegal party toilet" is a reference to one achewood strip which uses the phrase "hungarian party toilet" which i thought was racist. so i made it antiauthoritarian instead.kru posted:I sometimes feel my girlfriend's bum when we are in bed mods, make this rapist filth President.
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Coredump posted:Not too far back was a woman who went thru hell clearing her SO's name because she like to be penetrated while asleep, and a mutual "friend" snooped his phone and leaked the pics. I have an ex who liked it. She called it the alarm cock.
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AITA for asking me wife to move on from the fact that my dad doesn't call our son by his name? My wife (28f) and I (30m) had a baby who is now 3 months old. When we were trying to conceive, her dad (83m) had 2 massive strokes that have now left him bed ridden, with very limited use of his legs and his arms, due to all that, plus his age, we are fairly certain this will be the last grandchild he will know (the rest of her siblings have no interest in having kids any time soon) When we found out were having a boy, we decided to name him after her dad, Jackson, with 2 middle names after my own dad (James and Robert) When we told my parents the name, my dad showed his dislike for it, and suggested his own name, we explained that we were naming him after my wife's dad, but that his middle names would be after him, he seemed annoyed but didn't bring it up again. When our son was born, everyone called him Jackson, except my dad, who refers to him as JR (his own initials) my wife didn't say anything at first, and I didn't think to much of it. Now that our baby has gotten a bit bigger, she has actually expressed her annoyance in it to me, and said we should say something to my dad, as my wife finds it disrespectful. I admit I was taken back, as I don't think it that big of a deal as it is his grandson as well, and he should be able to call him what he wants. My wife got a little upset and said that our sons name means something to her, and that she will express so to my dad herself. I told her not to cause drama over something so small, and to move on from the fact that my dad will refer to our son as JR. She is now hurt that I am brushing off something important to her, but I honestly don't think it be worth what the outcome will probably be. AITA
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Mooseykins posted:I have an ex who liked it. She called it the alarm cock. the choice of tenses where you currently have an ex but her actions are all in the past is somewhat troubling
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Not checking who it is....lol Imagine you eat your wife's rear end and suddenly she walks in and says "good morning"
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Three Olives posted:Is morning sex an unfamiliar concept around here? Do you believe that morning sex is initiated by groping someone in the middle of the night? What the gently caress? Even in bed, with a person who you know is your partner, I wouldn't wake the person (or want to be woken). On a lazy Saturday where you're both awake but just kind of drowsily laying around, that's a different story and not what was going on here Sandwich Anarchist posted:The guy is probly a creep because it's reddit, but coming home and trying to solicit sex from your sleeping partner is a thing people in relationships sometimes do. He says he didn't know the sister was coming over (might be lying but whatever), so why would he think this woman sleeping on the couch would be someone other than his wife, especially if they have similar body types? You obviously haven't been paying much attention because this dude's wife has made it clear that she does not want to get woken up from a good sleep by this poo poo. Most people don't.
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Power Khan posted:Not checking who it is....lol A new twist on an old classic Also, wedding buffet dude is a 17 year old boy who from the sound of it has a pretty physically active lifestyle and only had a protein bar to eat, what the hell are people complaining about? It must be an extremely WASP thing, comments even mention at an Indian wedding you take as many trips to the buffet as you like and a Midwestern wedding would be proud to have a guest eating their fill and not wasting food. Ghost Leviathan fucked around with this message at 07:27 on Sep 22, 2019 |
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maybe, and im going out on a limb here, maybe his mom is a bad person
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the choice of tenses where you currently have an ex but her actions are all in the past is somewhat troubling Why do you find that troubling?
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Sep 22, 2019 07:35
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Imagine being stingy with the food at a wedding.
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Ghost Leviathan posted:A new twist on an old classic wasps/middle class whites/boug/etc are literally insane. yall were talking about the same/reused outfit meme a while back and that's another big one that pops into mind. as someone with 5 sisters and a bunch of girl friends, I've never ever heard someone even comment on that unless it was the same clothes twice in a row (and only if they weren't work clothes). most of my friends are all excited to share clothes and poo poo lol so it fits that a bunch of white people would ritually starve themselves so they can Appreciate the wedding dinner and then get really mad when someone actually treats it like a meal
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The 17-year-old boy is also a swimmer, which I think is the perfect conjunction of "black hole for any and all food in the vicinity." Three servings of a wedding buffet seems positively moderate.
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they should have compromised and ordered him a party sub
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Smirking_Serpent posted:they should have compromised and ordered him a party sub Not gonna lie, I would watch Michael Phelps vs. Party Sub, especially if he's had a couple bong rips first
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Antivehicular posted:Not gonna lie, I would watch Michael Phelps vs. Party Sub, especially if he's had a couple bong rips first Cant be broadcast on TV due to graphic content.
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:the choice of tenses where you currently have an ex but her actions are all in the past is somewhat troubling You're reaching a little with this one, friend.
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Antivehicular posted:Not gonna lie, I would watch Michael Phelps vs. Party Sub, especially if he's had a couple bong rips first 6 foot party sub with Phelps on one end and Reddit sub guy on the other end and whoever gets to the middle first wins. Can athleticism beat sheer gluttony? Find out this fall on Fox.
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Larry Parrish posted:wasps/middle class whites/boug/etc are literally insane. yall were talking about the same/reused outfit meme a while back and that's another big one that pops into mind. as someone with 5 sisters and a bunch of girl friends, I've never ever heard someone even comment on that unless it was the same clothes twice in a row (and only if they weren't work clothes). most of my friends are all excited to share clothes and poo poo lol Their entire society is pretty much based on LARPing the Victorian novel version of European royalty at every possible juncture.
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LadyPictureShow posted:"I mistook her non-identical, younger sister for her! I swear!" Honestly, I can believe it's a possibility. I've got a pair of cousins, a few years apart in age, who call themselves each other's stunt doubles because people so often mistake them for each other - even one of their boyfriends once that I know of, though that was in the pub rather than a pants-removing situation. They don't look identical when you see them together, but when you see one of them it's not unusual to have to look twice to make sure which one she is. ED: yikes, hadn't read the "my wife tolerates being groped in her sleep as long as it doesn't wake her up". 
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Their entire society is pretty much based on LARPing the Victorian novel version of European royalty at every possible juncture. their predecessors in the slaver south loved cosplaying as french royalty so that poo poo ain't even new
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