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Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
https://twitter.com/willblackmon/status/1175834271271063552?s=21

This reminded me of Dante Halls famous juke on that return

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Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
e: wrong thread

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
That last touchdown Jackson had where he beat someone to the edge and was one on two with a couple of DBs I was like, welp there's no way that tackle is getting made.

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling
the Chiefs nuclear hot offense has had the most mocked and clowned upon offensive lineman Cam Erving protecting Patrick’s blindside the last 2 weeks

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

GokuGoesSSJ3 posted:

You're a loving cop so probably a piece of poo poo hope that helps you figure it out.

Well that's not the response I expected.

wilderthanmild
Jun 21, 2010

Posting shit




Grimey Drawer

SHOAH NUFF posted:

the Chiefs nuclear hot offense has had the most mocked and clowned upon offensive lineman Cam Erving protecting Patrick’s blindside the last 2 weeks

I heard his name on Sunday and was shocked he was even on an NFL roster, let alone currently starting for the chiefs, albeit as a fill in

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Ches Neckbeard posted:

This is 2am after a day at the hospital posting but....I think OBJ got Freddie and Monken thinking there should be this down field attack instead of sticking with what worked. They're being the usual NFL coaches trying to fit their players to what they think should work instead of what the players actually make work.


I think their tackles are just poo poo and so inconsistent that it's difficult to call the right play without any reasonable idea of how well things will be blocked.

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

https://twitter.com/darrenrovell/status/1176133331433467905

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Good job stealing the tweet without giving any credit Darren.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
Someone post the Gendo comic with this exact setup please

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
lol FireJerryKill.com now redirects to FarmersOnly.com

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Was watching Sportscenter at the gym this morning and they played a recording of Brady rambling on about Brown and Brady was whining about how fast everyone is to judge and how it was very unfair to Brown who was a "great man, great teammate" (paraphrased?)

Smh

Vertical Lime
Dec 11, 2004

https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1176160973859827715

mcmagic
Jul 1, 2004

If you see this avatar while scrolling the succ zone, you have been visited by the mcmagic of shitty lib takes! Good luck and prosperity will come to you, but only if you reply "shut the fuck up mcmagic" to this post!

SKULL.GIF posted:

Was watching Sportscenter at the gym this morning and they played a recording of Brady rambling on about Brown and Brady was whining about how fast everyone is to judge and how it was very unfair to Brown who was a "great man, great teammate" (paraphrased?)

Smh

He's a 42 year old Trump.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Cam got Luck'd :negative:

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

This doesn't seem particularly surprising?

Like, rest a few weeks Cam. Maybe your shoulder is ok like you claim but something obviously isn't.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


I'm operating under the assumption that Cam, Brees, Roethlisberger, and Eli are all cooked and won't be coming back and tbh it seems like a safe one.

NFL changes fast

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I don’t care much for Brady but he’s wayyyyy superior to Trump.

If you want a laugh, watch this to see how Trump was at 42. He made Bruce Buffer give him a pre-fight year intro for the great achievement of...owning the venue.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

SKULL.GIF posted:

I'm operating under the assumption that Cam, Brees, Roethlisberger, and Eli are all cooked and won't be coming back and tbh it seems like a safe one.

NFL changes fast

Brees looked fine though. He just got a freak injury.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!

sportsgenius86 posted:

I think their tackles are just poo poo and so inconsistent that it's difficult to call the right play without any reasonable idea of how well things will be blocked.

That's part of what I mean. We don't have the tackles for a deep threat based offense but talent be damned they'll call it anyway because OBJ is a great deep threat. Much as he's immediately scrambling Baker doesn't trust the line. Hell our best lineman was getting beat by Donald all drat night.

Mystic Stylez
Dec 19, 2009

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Hell our best lineman was getting beat by Donald all drat night.

Despite his relatively quiet start to 2019 that's just what Aaron Donald does though

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
After three weeks of football New England is +89 in points.

Miami is -117.

Both of those numbers are insane.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Grittybeard posted:

After three weeks of football New England is +89 in points.

When your opponents are a combined 0-9 this is somewhat easier to achieve.

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Yeah I don't mean to dump on Bitonio but watching your best protector get owned all night is going to extra gently caress his already shakey trust and that leads to him rolling out more on dumb long developing plays.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin


They shoulda had Cam sit the first few games of the season all along. Why the gently caress rush him back

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







Chichevache posted:

Brees looked fine though. He just got a freak injury.

Same injury basically took out Warner for like three years.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

When your opponents are a combined 0-9 this is somewhat easier to achieve.

It's definitely partially almost totally the schedule, but still that's averaging a 30 point win every week. Did the 2007 Pats have a 3 game stretch like that?

I guess they did by average with the beatdowns of the Redskins and Bills, but in between those there was at least a 24-20 win over the Colts.

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Jiminy Christmas! Shoes! posted:

When your opponents are a combined 0-9 this is somewhat easier to achieve.

this is amazing, i hadn't noticed this

the steelers being 0-3 is just a delightful start to a football season

Chichevache posted:

Brees looked fine though. He just got a freak injury.

yeah, but brees is old so coming back from any serious injury is not at all a given

evilweasel
Aug 24, 2002

Grittybeard posted:

It's definitely partially almost totally the schedule, but still that's averaging a 30 point win every week. Did the 2007 Pats have a 3 game stretch like that?

I guess they did by average with the beatdowns of the Redskins and Bills, but in between those there was at least a 24-20 win over the Colts.
These are probably the best two three-game stretches:

6 4:15 PM EDT October 14, 2007 at Dallas Cowboys W 48–27
7 1:00 PM EDT October 21, 2007 at Miami Dolphins W 49–28
8 4:15 PM EDT October 28, 2007 Washington Redskins W 52–7

+87

8 4:15 PM EDT October 28, 2007 Washington Redskins W 52–7
9 4:15 PM EST November 4, 2007 at Indianapolis Colts W 24–20
11 8:15 PM EST[e] November 18, 2007 at Buffalo Bills W 56–10

+95

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


evilweasel posted:

the steelers being 0-3 is just a delightful start to a football season

They play the Bengals next Monday night, get hype

Ages
Feb 20, 2005

Its just half the puffin juice and the puffin lives and doesnt mind. I promise!
Fun Shoe

Vengarr posted:

Someone post the Gendo comic with this exact setup please

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

evilweasel posted:

These are probably the best two three-game stretches:

6 4:15 PM EDT October 14, 2007 at Dallas Cowboys W 48–27
7 1:00 PM EDT October 21, 2007 at Miami Dolphins W 49–28
8 4:15 PM EDT October 28, 2007 Washington Redskins W 52–7

+87

8 4:15 PM EDT October 28, 2007 Washington Redskins W 52–7
9 4:15 PM EST November 4, 2007 at Indianapolis Colts W 24–20
11 8:15 PM EST[e] November 18, 2007 at Buffalo Bills W 56–10

+95

That first set actually seems more impressive even though it's not as high.

Also worth noting the Dolphins are losing by 22 points more than either of those. Jesus Christ Dolphins.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



That Bills game was the most ridiculous thing I had ever seen. TO scored 4 TD's in a game earlier that day, so Randy Moss caught 4 in the first half.

The Patriots until late in the 4th had 8 Touchdowns in 7 offensive drives.

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 2000
https://twitter.com/AdamSchefter/status/1176170702900224003

Well gently caress.

Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Rip gendo

Paint Crop Pro
Mar 22, 2007

Find someone who values you like Rick Spielman values 7th round picks.




The last thing I remember him for was getting into a froth because the Vikings drafted Harrison Smith and Xavier Rhodes.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Still think DVOA is junk EHUD?

https://twitter.com/fboutsiders/status/1176173163081809920

Metapod
Mar 18, 2012
Tff: gently caress AB YOU MONSTER

also tff: I miss gendo rip

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Jets should tank against the Dolphins and aim to scoop that pick out from under them.

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Bip Roberts
Mar 29, 2005

Metapod posted:

Tff: gently caress AB YOU MONSTER

also tff: I miss gendo rip

Wait, was (is?) gendo a sexpest?

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