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Fat Jesus
Jul 13, 2011

to ride eternal, shiny and chrome

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2023


eagles win keeps in motion my prediction that the cowboys will collapse mid to late season and hand them the division

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Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Need: Eagles win over the Green Bay Packers

Views: your Detroit Lions are top of the NFC North. :psyberger:

Shinji2015
Aug 31, 2007
Keen on the hygiene and on the mission like a super technician.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Need: Eagles win over the Green Bay Packers

Views: your Detroit Lions are top of the NFC North. :psyberger:

It only took two sacrifices for this to happen this time!

Silly Burrito
Nov 27, 2007

SET A COURSE FOR
THE FLAVOR QUADRANT

Fat Jesus posted:

eagles win keeps in motion my prediction that the cowboys will collapse mid to late season and hand them the division

The collapse of the Cowboys starts this week.

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it
The last three NFC teams to win all their games so far:

Los Angeles Rams (official division of Establishing The Run)
San Francisco Forty Niners (official division of Establishing The Run)
Dallas Cowboys (committed a significant amount of cash towards Establishing The Run)

Establish
The
Motherfucking
:schotty:

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Counterpoint: the Detroit Lions, notorious in being unable to establish the run.

(Yeah they didn't win against the Cardinals but they are undefeated)

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Android Apocalypse posted:

Counterpoint: the Detroit Lions, notorious in being unable to establish the run.

(Yeah they didn't win against the Cardinals but they are undefeated)

words, like plays, are chosen very carefully

Shinjobi
Jul 10, 2008


Gravy Boat 2k

Fat Jesus posted:

eagles win keeps in motion my prediction that the cowboys will collapse mid to late season and hand them the division

Gotta have a team left standing in order to lead the division

Bob Socko
Feb 20, 2001

Android Apocalypse posted:

Counterpoint: the Detroit Lions, notorious in being unable to establish the run.

(Yeah they didn't win against the Cardinals but they are undefeated)
Right, but that’s by accident. No one would be genuinely surprised if the Lions go 3-13 this season.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon

Bob Socko posted:

Right, but that’s by accident. No one would be genuinely surprised if the Lions go 3-13 this season.

I would be surprised, but only because it meant they got rid of their tie. :imunfunny:

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

ELO Musk posted:

Eagles win 34-20.

Good enough!

fsif
Jul 18, 2003

Might be encouraging a reemergence of the worst recent genre of posts here, but the truth must be told:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1177537679745015808?s=20

Quiet Feet
Dec 14, 2009

THE HELL IS WITH THIS ASS!?





fsif posted:

Might be encouraging a reemergence of the worst recent genre of posts here, but the truth must be told:

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1177537679745015808?s=20

Conspiracy take: AA Ron is actually calling the plays and doesn't respect the run.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
hm

https://twitter.com/ProFootballTalk/status/1025451103939436544

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Quiet Feet posted:

Conspiracy take: AA Ron is actually calling the plays and doesn't respect the run.

Florio?

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Andrew Sendejo is human garbage who flies around every play like a loving missile intent on injuring someone, most likely someone on his own loving team.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Blowjob Overtime posted:

Andrew Sendejo is human garbage who flies around every play like a loving missile intent on injuring someone, most likely someone on his own loving team.

I swear I remember the Patriots having a safety who was famous for being dirty as gently caress (not Rodney Harrison shut up) to the point where even :patssay: types were almost immediately sick of him, but I'll be damned if I can remember who he was. Google is useless because every "dirty Patriots safety" search turns up... Rodney Harrison lmao

fake edit: It was BRANDON MERIWEATHER! What an rear end in a top hat.

Android Apocalypse
Apr 28, 2009

The future is
AUTOMATED
and you are
OBSOLETE

Illegal Hen
Considering Meriweather came from Miami should you be surprised?

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

Peak Meriweather is taking out himself and his teammate in practice for the Skins.

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


The Dave posted:

Peak Meriweather is taking out himself and his teammate in practice for the Skins.

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Those Rosen throws are nice, but man look at his career stats so far. Through 17 games

53.6% completion
5.7 YPA
151.8 yards per game
11 TD/16 INT
63.9 passer rating

Has any other QB had an equally grim first season worth of games and wound up being great?

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!


Something about the fade-in on the names makes me laugh every time. Like the players were supposed to do something cool for an intro title sequence, but they hosed it up and the graphics appeared anyway.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

nah posted:

Has any other QB had an equally grim first season worth of games and wound up being great?

Without even checking I'll guess Steve Young like I always do.

e: I checked, YPA and yards per game are better for Young, but not a lot better. Ints were worse (although they were more accepted back then). It's also worth questioning whether Tampa back then was an even worse situation than the absolute dreck Rosen has seen so far.

Grittybeard fucked around with this message at 16:24 on Sep 27, 2019

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


nah posted:

Those Rosen throws are nice, but man look at his career stats so far. Through 17 games

53.6% completion
5.7 YPA
151.8 yards per game
11 TD/16 INT
63.9 passer rating

Has any other QB had an equally grim first season worth of games and wound up being great?

Only one I can think of that comes close is Peyton Manning:

56.7% completion, 6.3 YPA, 233.7 Y/game, 26 TDs 28 INTs, 71.2 passer rating

nah
Mar 16, 2009

Grittybeard posted:

Without even checking I'll guess Steve Young like I always do.

e: I checked, YPA and yards per game are better for Young, but not a lot better. Ints were worse (although they were more accepted back then)

53.3%
6.42 YPA
169 ypg
11 TD/21 INT
61.2 passer rating

Pretty drat comparable. But yeah, we're talking 33 years difference.

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



Rosen will probably be ruined, but he could always pull a Steve Young and just go be what Teddy Bridgewater is trying to do.

But I mean, as that video that was posted yesterday showed, he should have a couple more touchdowns and a few more long completions. Of course he also had some dropped ints against the Patriots, but I don't think he's in the top 10 problems with the Dolphins right now.

He's no Luke Falk.

TheBizzness
Oct 5, 2004

Reign on me.

Android Apocalypse posted:

Considering Meriweather came from Miami should you be surprised?

Mr. Cowherd shouldn’t you be on the air right now?

Simplex
Jun 29, 2003

nah posted:

Those Rosen throws are nice, but man look at his career stats so far. Through 17 games

53.6% completion
5.7 YPA
151.8 yards per game
11 TD/16 INT
63.9 passer rating

Has any other QB had an equally grim first season worth of games and wound up being great?

47.5% Completion
6.4 Y/A
151.2 YPG
7 TD/ 14 INT
54.9 Rating

52.9% Completion
6 Y/A
159 Y/G
9 TD/ 18 INT
55.7 Rating

Both Hall of Famers. 5 Super Bowl Wins between them in 8 appearances.
John Elway and Troy Aikman

wandler20
Nov 13, 2002

How many Championships?
Aikman would be real bad in 2019 NFL right?

Kalli
Jun 2, 2001



wandler20 posted:

Aikman would be real bad in 2019 NFL right?

He's currently on the Vikings.

sean10mm
Jun 29, 2005

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, MAD-2R World

Kalli posted:

He's currently on the Vikings.

I keep flip flopping on who this is insulting.

wyoak
Feb 14, 2005

a glass case of emotion

Fallen Rib
Aikman didn’t actively poo poo the bed against good teams

Amy Pole Her
Jun 17, 2002
Rosen is getting hardcore hosed. He looks pretty good, stats aside. I mean his touchdowns are dropped and his drops are bobbled and picked

The Bananana
May 21, 2008

This is a metaphor, a Christian allegory. The fact that I have to explain to you that Jesus is the Warthog, and the Banana is drepanocytosis is just embarrassing for you.



Silly Burrito posted:

The collapse of the Cowboys starts this week.

Pfft.




Cowboys gonna win this Sunday.

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Amy Pole Her posted:

Rosen is getting hardcore hosed. He looks pretty good, stats aside. I mean his touchdowns are dropped and his drops are bobbled and picked

What's the best case scenario for him 3 teams in 3 years?

Ches Neckbeard
Dec 3, 2005

You're all garbage, back up the truck BACK IT UP!
Colts trading for him.

Vengarr
Jun 17, 2010

Smashed before noon
I forgot the Cowboys don’t have to play Drew Brees. How lucky can you be?

SKULL.GIF
Jan 20, 2017


Flikken posted:

What's the best case scenario for him 3 teams in 3 years?

Best case for Rosen would be going to a team like Green Bay or New England and sitting on the bench for a season or two. The ol' Bridgewater maneuver.

Of course, everyone else would hate this :v:

Flikken
Oct 23, 2009

10,363 snaps and not a playoff win to show for it

Ches Neckbeard posted:

Colts trading for him.

Jacoby is doing alright, maybe the Steelers?

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DariusLikewise
Oct 4, 2008

You wore that on Halloween?
Trade Josh Rosen to the Rams

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