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hallebarrysoetoro
Jun 14, 2003

Pieces of Peace posted:

plus the incel forums all ban guys who try to actually help other incels instead of promoting misogynist hate.

its amusing in a really hosed up way with that. it's like the victims of toxic masculinity clamor to be just as loving toxic the second they have any perceived power

like it sucks people kill themselves, but how exactly do you fix people who think they're owed sex by beautiful porn star looking women and turn around and classify people by their looks just the same as they think people are doing to them lol

ted kaczynski was on the bleeding edge, as bad as technology was when he wrote his manifesto, technology is a billion times worse now and everything he pointed out is exponentially worse now. dude is the wokest woke u got lol minus the whole indiscriminate bombing thing

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ContinuityNewTimes
Dec 30, 2010

Я выдуман напрочь
The only people who give a gently caress about the unabomber now are actual, literal ecofascists

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:
Unabomber would have agreed with them on the racism and homophobia thing, hth

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost
Guy was young, fit, good-looking, rich, and brilliant but died because he got brainworms from the Internet and his lovely dad and decided that he needed to be taller to find the perfect, devoted partner to brutalize and dominate.

lol

TotalLossBrain
Oct 20, 2010

Hier graben!

Zeroisanumber posted:

Guy was young, fit, good-looking, rich, and brilliant but died because he got brainworms from the Internet and his lovely dad and decided that he needed to be taller to find the perfect, devoted partner to brutalize and dominate.

lol

well when you put it that way. LMAO

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
That's a lol

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.
Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

did he ever consider cutting his legs off and getting cool robot legs or metal Fox McCloud feet

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


pseudanonymous posted:

Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

Also just literally any kind of boot with a heel

Zeroisanumber
Oct 23, 2010

Nap Ghost

pseudanonymous posted:

Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

Yes but are you a high-speed, low-drag tech operator libertarian True Man genius who's forward-looking enough to biohack your problems away by becoming a cyborg?!

Victory Position
Mar 16, 2004

Zeroisanumber posted:

Yes but are you a high-speed, low-drag tech operator libertarian True Man genius who's forward-looking enough to biohack your problems away by becoming a cyborg?!

clearly he wasn't as he didn't consider anything I just posted about!!!

Plank Walker
Aug 11, 2005

pseudanonymous posted:

Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

you gotta break a few legs to make a manlet

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

Zeroisanumber posted:

Yes but are you a high-speed, low-drag tech operator libertarian True Man genius who's forward-looking enough to biohack your problems away by becoming a cyborg?!

No. No, I am not.

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

Plank Walker posted:

you gotta break a few legs to make a manlet

He’s like one of those dudes who totally misunderstands what Fight Club or Starship Troopers is about, except for Gattaca

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

OBAMNA PHONE
Aug 7, 2002

Plank Walker posted:

you gotta break a few legs to make a manlet

gently caress lmao

Just-In-Timeberlake
Aug 18, 2003

Victory Position posted:

did he ever consider cutting his legs off and getting cool robot legs or metal Fox McCloud feet

only if I can have chainsaw hands as well

bzzzzzzzzt!

Admiral Joeslop
Jul 8, 2010




Plank Walker posted:

you gotta break a few legs to make a manlet

Egg Whites Only

Relin
Oct 6, 2002

You have been a most worthy adversary, but in every game, there are winners and there are losers. And as you know, in this game, losers get robotizicized!
my man could do incredible things with math and computer code but couldn't add up that a few millimeters would never let his 5'7'' rear end reach the thot height of 6'0'', much less the average US height of 5'9''

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar

pseudanonymous posted:

Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

I know a woman who wears boots with lifts and it gives her a good three inches of extra height and brings her just above 5 feet tall.

It might not seem like much, but it's a huge self esteem boost for her and it's almost impossible to notice unless you really stare at her boots from side-on.

Far superior to having your legs broken and then getting a metal frame bolted to your skeleton for months at a time, risking death.

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Megillah Gorilla posted:

I know a woman who wears boots with lifts and it gives her a good three inches of extra height and brings her just above 5 feet tall.

It might not seem like much, but it's a huge self esteem boost for her and it's almost impossible to notice unless you really stare at her boots from side-on.

Far superior to having your legs broken and then getting a metal frame bolted to your skeleton for months at a time, risking death.

There's a dude at work who wears pretty obvious lifts, because the shoes themselves are black and white with highly polished leather so he might as well strap lights to them.


Then again he also wears bright pink shirts and ears a goddamn Crocodile Dundee lookin' hat (complete with croc/gator teeth in the band) so subtlety isn't his strong suit.

Megillah Gorilla
Sep 22, 2003

If only all of life's problems could be solved by smoking a professor of ancient evil texts.



Bread Liar
I think that's just a PUA "peacocking".

You're allowed to drown them in toilets, now. FYI.

Sacrist65
Mar 24, 2007
Frunnkiss
It amazes me every day that the original bodybuilding dot com threads telling goons how to not be creepy toward women morphed into evopsych guys in top hats doing magic tricks at bars.

Which morphed into biotruths, incels, the alt right, and the current hellworld.

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Sacrist65 posted:

It amazes me every day that the original bodybuilding dot com threads telling goons how to not be creepy toward women morphed into evopsych guys in top hats doing magic tricks at bars.

Which morphed into biotruths, incels, the alt right, and the current hellworld.

The internet makes you stupid

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

You get good at playing an instrument by practicing a lot. You get good at a sports by practicing a lot. You get good at writing by practicing a lot. You get good at talking to women by... breaking your legs in France?


Sounds about right.

Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

JoelJoel posted:

You get good at playing an instrument by practicing a lot. You get good at a sports by practicing a lot. You get good at writing by practicing a lot. You get good at talking to women by... breaking your legs in France?


Sounds about right.

They don't want to talk to women because they're afraid of women. They think they that if they just make themselves hot enough they won't have to because women will just throw themselves at them.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

Oh. So they think women are men. Gotcha.

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
the want a literal sex slave/bang maid who looks as young as possible and stays entirely silent while cleaning their house unless the incel needs his dick sucked while he plays dota, all the stuff about looksmatch and collarbones and phrenology stopping them from getting a girlfriend is just a series of smokescreens

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

JoelJoel posted:

Oh. So they think women are men. Gotcha.

I've had male friends hot enough to make (some) women act like dudes towards them, but lol if losers think half an inch extra calf length or a fancy hat are going to give them the combo of looks and projected confidence thats draws women like that.

Also, thinking about it, even those guys stopped getting treated like that after high school/college, probably because more mature women realize even hot dudes will do most of the work for you with even the slightest prodding.

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

The guy's bullshit about being a cyborg futureman above petty human concerns about unnecessary surgery should probably factor into your theory of a guy so clueless about meeting girls he thought an extra half-inch would help idk

also the fact that he did, in fact, already gently caress. much like girls would hit on Eliot Rodger and it'd just make him mad that they had the free will to hit on him

A Wizard of Goatse has issued a correction as of 20:08 on Sep 27, 2019

One More Fat Nerd
Apr 13, 2007

Mama’s Lil’ Louie

Nap Ghost

A Wizard of Goatse posted:

The guy's bullshit about being a cyborg futureman above petty human concerns about unnecessary surgery should probably factor into your theory of a guy so clueless about meeting girls he thought an extra half-inch would help idk

also the fact that he did, in fact, already gently caress. much like girls would hit on Eliot Rodger and it'd just make him mad that they had the free will to hit on him

The fact that he had girlfriends makes me wonder if the leg surgery had anything to do with women at all. Like hes clearly a misogynist, but its possible the people he was trying to impress or improve his standing with were just other men.

Pozload Escobar
Aug 21, 2016

by Reene
an extra half inch in your third leg is the only thing that will help imho

change my name
Aug 27, 2007

Legends die but anime is forever.

RIP The Lost Otakus.

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

an extra half inch in your third leg is the only thing that will help imho

Can they break that and stretch it out?

Epic High Five
Jun 5, 2004



Go-Go-Gadgetmogged

Tetrabor
Oct 14, 2018

Eight points of contact at all times!

DragQueenofAngmar posted:

the want a literal sex slave/bang maid who looks as young as possible and stays entirely silent while cleaning their house unless the incel needs his dick sucked while he plays dota, all the stuff about looksmatch and collarbones and phrenology stopping them from getting a girlfriend is just a series of smokescreens

So a carbon copy of Trump's wife?

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

Tetrabor posted:

So a carbon copy of Trump's wife?

P sure Ivanka nor Melania clean

Dr. Killjoy
Oct 9, 2012

:thunk::mason::brainworms::tinfoil::thunkher:

change my name posted:

Can they break that and stretch it out?

judging by the photo this guy didn’t even have the necessary body fat to transplant and engirth his penis (that inevitably descends to the head and bloats up like a mushroom)

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

A Buff Gay Dude posted:

an extra half inch in your third leg is the only thing that will help imho

doubling my size would be nice

Cybernetic Vermin
Apr 18, 2005

pseudanonymous posted:

Had no-one told this guy about the miracle of the Doc Martens and Thick Socks(tm). I'm short as gently caress and this gives me like an inch, inch and a half, and I'm not risking a pulmonary embolism.

works great until you have to wear them to a wedding in india in an attempt to keep the illusion going, but the woman sleeps with your best friend and confronting her in public about it she calls you out on wearing the boots just to boost your apparent height

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Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost

JoelJoel posted:

Oh. So they think women are men. Gotcha.

This is one of the reasons guys send dick pics. They think because they get turned on by naked women sex parts that women are the same the other way around.

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