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Sep 28, 2019 06:57
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value-brand cereal posted:
I kinda dig the Tatooine Cantina vibe the alcove is giving off, at least.
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Sep 28, 2019 07:31
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Holy moly.
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Sep 28, 2019 07:59
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value-brand cereal posted:
Table looks like a melted candle. Also the light fixture doesn't seem right. Could use a smooth white glass oval or something and it would look nice with a less dumb table.
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Sep 28, 2019 11:41
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value-brand cereal posted:I got that off a tumblr post that only linked to an entire instagram profile and not the IG post itself so I don't know anymore more than 'what the gently caress is that pink thing'. As some penance, here's a nice looking house. Galvani House / Christian Pottgiesser - architecturespossibles. That poo poo looks amazing, and not just because I would never, ever wear pants at all BEHOLD 
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Sep 28, 2019 14:17
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value-brand cereal posted:
It's made from fossilized Italian meatballs. Eurgh. I hate the floor pattern too.
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Sep 28, 2019 14:39
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value-brand cereal posted:I got that off a tumblr post that only linked to an entire instagram profile and not the IG post itself so I don't know anymore more than 'what the gently caress is that pink thing'. As some penance, here's a nice looking house. Galvani House / Christian Pottgiesser - architecturespossibles. Upsides: blessed with rear end [architectural stair superiority] fantastic exhibitionist windows has dirt you don't need to vacuum really not friendly to anyone
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Sep 28, 2019 16:20
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PRADA SLUT posted:Upsides: Are you talking about the house or yourself?
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Sep 28, 2019 16:24
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Kaiser Schnitzel posted:The weird wedge of mismatched flooring is making me twitch. Oh wow for real I can't stop staring at it. value-brand cereal posted:I got that off a tumblr post that only linked to an entire instagram profile and not the IG post itself so I don't know anymore more than 'what the gently caress is that pink thing'. As some penance, here's a nice looking house. Galvani House / Christian Pottgiesser - architecturespossibles. Has anyone been in a house with something similar? I'd love something like this but I'm curious as to how it plays out irl Jaded Burnout posted:Are you talking about the house or yourself? 
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Sep 28, 2019 16:46
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Wow, do not lose your footing on this one.
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Sep 28, 2019 17:09
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In Danish, the gist of it is "needs some TLC". But the interesting thing is the slideshow. You'll know it when you see it. https://www.edc.dk/alle-boliger/vanl%c3%b8se/2720/s%c3%b8ndervigvej-16/?sagsnr=27202583
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Sep 28, 2019 17:33
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KozmoNaut posted:In Danish, the gist of it is "needs some TLC". But the interesting thing is the slideshow. I don't speak Danish, but just based on the video, I could see falling in love with a place like that and wanting to bring it back despite the, um, quirks. Probably a good thing that I'm on the other side of the planet then.
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Sep 28, 2019 18:08
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Yeah, that place is cute. I could totally see spending too much money on it. Only quirks I could see were the basement cabaret stage bathroom, but I think that just practical for your all-night canning sessions in that very very basic "canning kitchen" that appears to be down there.
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Sep 28, 2019 18:25
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TheManWithNoName posted:Lots of houses have a “mud room” off the garage, very similar to what you are describing. I don’t think I’ve ever seen one off the front door, aside from some coat hooks and tile/wood. Old northern/midwestern farmhouses have these by default. The biggest factor, I find, is that they're either older than electricity, or built out far enough that even today they run propane heat and wasting heat every time you open the goddamn door is expensive as hell in terms of a refill.
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Sep 28, 2019 18:38
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KozmoNaut posted:In Danish, the gist of it is "needs some TLC". But the interesting thing is the slideshow. Place is kinda grody right now, but could be pretty nice if fixed up. How much are they asking for it?
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Sep 28, 2019 18:40
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Pigsfeet on Rye posted:Place is kinda grody right now, but could be pretty nice if fixed up. How much are they asking for it? About half a million € or 550 grand in U$.
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Sep 28, 2019 19:32
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KozmoNaut posted:In Danish, the gist of it is "needs some TLC". But the interesting thing is the slideshow. I didn't know it when I saw it  Anyway, I'm the silly penis parquet.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:04
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:About half a million € or 550 grand in U$. Duh, I should have looked down the page, but I just went for the slideshow.
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Sep 28, 2019 20:19
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Megillah Gorilla posted:Wow, do not lose your footing on this one. you just whip around and spread it van damme style
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Sep 28, 2019 21:01
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Jerry Cotton posted:I didn't know it when I saw it It's the stage curtain toilet, maybe it's not too high up on the weirdness scale. Yeah, it's a fixer-upper, but not horrible, and reasonably close to where I live. Prices in Copenhagen are a bit hyped atm though. Figure maybe ~$100K in renovations, and it could be really nice. E: the garden butts up against an s-train line, though. They run every ~15 minutes. KozmoNaut fucked around with this message at 21:12 on Sep 28, 2019 |
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Sep 28, 2019 21:09
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KozmoNaut posted:It's the stage curtain toilet, maybe it's not too high up on the weirdness scale. Oh, I didn't see it as remarkable because it's in the basement/garage and the place is all stripped down anyway so there may have been partition walls there.
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Sep 28, 2019 21:22
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Since we're now doing ads in moon languages, feast your eyes on this gem from the 80s: https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/1195548
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Sep 28, 2019 22:21
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Since we're now doing ads in moon languages, feast your eyes on this gem from the 80s: Holy poo poo - there is a lot going on there. Tag yourself: I'm the cat-sized daybed or chaise longue or whatever the hell that is next to the desk.
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Sep 28, 2019 22:31
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The modern looking exterior definitely didn't prepare me for the attempted Versailles style rooms inside. As someone whose ideal home is basically a little cabin in the woods, I can't get inside the heads of people who decorate like they wish they were Louis the fourteenth. I noticed that both this and the Danish house had floor plans included on the realtor's website. I wish that was more common in the US.
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Sep 28, 2019 22:42
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Since we're now doing ads in moon languages, feast your eyes on this gem from the 80s: I am extremely platonically horny for this.  Stairs? Into the bay? Yes please thank you! I would love easy access into some water.  Huge laughs at a toilet with handles. That's a kind of decadence I should have expected for a barbie dream house rococo edition. I suppose that's handy for the elderly or mobility challenged though.
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Sep 28, 2019 23:00
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Jasper Tin Neck posted:Since we're now doing ads in moon languages, feast your eyes on this gem from the 80s: How Russian is the previous owner?
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Sep 28, 2019 23:14
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Medenmath posted:I noticed that both this and the Danish house had floor plans included on the realtor's website. I wish that was more common in the US. It would be highly unusual to not have a floor plan for any listing here, I kinda thought that would be standard everywhere. Maybe we're just obsessive about furnishing layouts or something. Personally I would never buy a house that didn't have the kitchen and living room connected somehow. gently caress going to the other end of the house to fix snacks, while my guests are chilling with drinks/music/movies.
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Sep 28, 2019 23:19
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CaptainSarcastic posted:Holy poo poo - there is a lot going on there. I'm the upholstered chairs next to the swimming pool. They must have some industrial dehumidifier in that room.
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Sep 28, 2019 23:35
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KozmoNaut posted:It would be highly unusual to not have a floor plan for any listing here, I kinda thought that would be standard everywhere. UK also almost always has them, though they're usually half-assed rough guesses drawn by the estate agent. I suspect those listings without them are missing out on interest, same as detailed photos and a map.
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Sep 28, 2019 23:37
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I'm the spotted dog statue, sitting in a house owned by a Finnish analog of Liberace
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Sep 28, 2019 23:44
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I like the TV that disappears between picture 34 and picture 87. Also the colonialism nook complete with plastic fruit tree in picture 90.
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Sep 28, 2019 23:50
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Medenmath posted:The modern looking exterior definitely didn't prepare me for the attempted Versailles style rooms inside. As someone whose ideal home is basically a little cabin in the woods, I can't get inside the heads of people who decorate like they wish they were Louis the fourteenth. It's not necessarily better when the exterior is stylistically consistent with the interior, e.g: https://www.etuovi.com/kohde/9508295 Medenmath posted:I noticed that both this and the Danish house had floor plans included on the realtor's website. I wish that was more common in the US. Around here it's expected, to the point that trying to sell a home without posting a floor plan is a huge red flag that the seller doesn't know what they're doing.
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Sep 29, 2019 00:13
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KozmoNaut posted:It would be highly unusual to not have a floor plan for any listing here, I kinda thought that would be standard everywhere. Jaded Burnout posted:UK also almost always has them, though they're usually half-assed rough guesses drawn by the estate agent. Jasper Tin Neck posted:Around here it's expected, to the point that trying to sell a home without posting a floor plan is a huge red flag that the seller doesn't know what they're doing. I envy all of you. You would think they would be common, but I've been casually looking for a house in my area for a few years and I don't think I've ever seen a floor plan included in an online listing. The only exceptions are apartment complexes, which usually have the three or four floor plans their apartments can have all in the listing and you're left guessing which one matches the available unit. Jasper Tin Neck posted:It's not necessarily better when the exterior is stylistically consistent with the interior, e.g: lmao  
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Sep 29, 2019 03:23
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Quick question, thread. How do you feel about this chair?  source: https://www.instagram.com/p/BiadqvTDpET/ I think they made it?
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Sep 29, 2019 03:25
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value-brand cereal posted:
Let's poopercise! 
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Sep 29, 2019 03:27
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value-brand cereal posted:Quick question, thread. How do you feel about this chair? I feel afraid.
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Sep 29, 2019 03:29
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value-brand cereal posted:Quick question, thread. How do you feel about this chair? It strikes me as something you would see in the bedroom decor of a child whose parents spent more money than is reasonable on it. The kind of people who appear to treat their children as accessories, or at least an excuse to accessorize.
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Sep 29, 2019 03:31
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There are a handful of real estate markets in the US where floor plans in ads for single-family houses are fairly common, such as New Orleans, LA and Roanoke, VA. In these cases there is a company that heavily markets their floor plan-making service to local realtors and/or a big name local realtor who put floor plans in their ads and got good results so others followed suit. In New Orleans it really makes sense because traditional shotgun house layouts can be awkward. 
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Sep 29, 2019 07:43
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value-brand cereal posted:Quick question, thread. How do you feel about this chair? Somehow it looks like they might have been trying to reference the international wheelchair access symbol. but I am not sure why they would, and I am not sure how I feel about that.
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Sep 29, 2019 16:23
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Reminds me of the old Gucci logo.
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Sep 29, 2019 16:28
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