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JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.

Vietnamwees posted:

But Mr Pennypacker, if you're here, along with Art Van Delay, then whose watching the factory?


The Saab factory?🙁

...Jerry, that's in Sweden.

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TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

...Jerry, that's in Sweden.

Then who are the Dutch?

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

TMMadman posted:

Then who are the Dutch?
Moops!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

potee posted:

You can't have people shoving their arms into a 600-degree oven!

Ah ha Potee! Tonight you're in for a real treat. I'ma personally gonna prepare the dinner, for you and my TMMadman.

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH
Please fax me some halibut.

emgeejay
Dec 8, 2007

https://twitter.com/carlreiner/status/1169042169723621376

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

I think it's kind of a longshot, personally, but I'll do it if Carl Reiner wants me to!

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:

Ginette Reno posted:

Ah ha Potee! Tonight you're in for a real treat. I'ma personally gonna prepare the dinner, for you and my TMMadman.

At least he could have just run the water. That's what I do.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

MightyJoe36 posted:

At least he could have just run the water. That's what I do.

Yeah. And here's to Root Bear for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy

TMMadman posted:

Yeah. And here's to Root Bear for helping me install a much needed and much appreciated garbage disposal in my bathtub.

...you have a garbage disposal in your BATHTUB??

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
George is gettin' upset here!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

George is gettin' upset here!

Well I think it's about time for George's lunch!

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

Ginette Reno posted:

Well I think it's about time for George's lunch!
George likes his chicken spicy.

thepokey
Jul 20, 2004

Let me start off with a basket of chips. Then move on to the pollo asado taco.
Those people are mentally disturbed, they should be sent to Australia!

Australia?!

That's where England used to send their convicts

But not anymore

...no

mojo1701a
Oct 9, 2008

Oh, yeah. Loud and clear. Emphasis on LOUD!
~ David Lee Roth

thepokey posted:

Those people are mentally disturbed, they should be sent to Australia!

Australia?!

That's where England used to send their convicts

But not anymore

...no

Lucky krauts.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

mojo1701a posted:

Lucky krauts.

Hey, I agree with him. Nobody likes a kid with a pony.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Hey, I agree with him. Nobody likes a kid with a pony.

I had a pony! :mad:

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
If you're one of us...you'll take a bite...

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe
Potee goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

Ginette Reno posted:

Potee goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp.

I think I understand this. Jay Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now, you Kramer are real.

But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Peterman which is you.

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

I think I understand this. Jay Peterman is real. His biography is not. Now, you Kramer are real.

But your life is Peterman's. Now the bus tour, which is real, takes to places that, while they are real, they are not real in sense that they did not *really* happen to the *real* Peterman which is you.

Well, I'm on the phone with Bob Sacamano, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store.

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Well, I'm on the phone with Bob Sacamano, and I realize right then and there that I need to return this pair of pants. So, I'm off to the store.

Now see the two of you need to work on trust and then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship.

Rageaholic
May 31, 2005

Old Town Road to EGOT

TMMadman posted:

Now see the two of you need to work on trust and then and only then will there be a free exchange of sex and discounts.. Cornerstones of a healthy relationship.
Sex...to save the friendship...

Well, if we have to...

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

Ginette Reno posted:

Potee goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp. People should plunk down two thousand dollars to live like him for a week. Do nothing, fall rear end backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors, and have sex without dating. That's a fantasy camp.


Well, there was an incident...

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Root Bear posted:

Well, there was an incident...

Well, I ran out onto the court and threw a hot dog at Reggie Miller. Involved.

Vietnamwees
May 8, 2008

by Fluffdaddy
Hey, did you see Kenny Banias set last night? Cause I read on the internet that he killed.

'He killed' the only reason he killed is because I warmed up the crowd for him FIRST! He's like a small fish eating my laughs...

I dont know how a fish could 'eat laughs'

Well, I'm glad I brought it up...

JethroMcB
Jan 23, 2004

We're normal now.
We love your family.
I was killing, Jerry! KILLING! I killed. Killed.

Killed.

Hey, I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-looking ones!

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

JethroMcB posted:

I was killing, Jerry! KILLING! I killed. Killed.

Killed.

Hey, I'm gonna go pick up some chicks. Good-looking ones!

What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid? 

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

TMMadman posted:

What do you think, junior? You think these hands have been soakin' in Ivory liquid? 

Issue an arrest warrant, and put out an APB. Let's pick up this, "Vietnamwees."

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

Issue an arrest warrant, and put out an APB. Let's pick up this, "Vietnamwees."

Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?

Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.

TMMadman posted:

Hey, how'd you know about the guy in the park?

Lopper! :ohdear:

LividLiquid
Apr 13, 2002

Hey, did you ever pretend there's like, murderers chasing you, and you try and see how fast you can get your keys out and get into your apartment?

Root Bear
Nov 15, 2004

DARKEST SKETCH

potee posted:

Issue an arrest warrant, and put out an APB. Let's pick up this, "Vietnamwees."

I brought a 6-hour tape. That should cover the experiment, the arrest, and most of the trial.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
Helloooooooooo!

Ginette Reno
Nov 18, 2006

How Doers get more done
Fun Shoe

MightyJoe36 posted:

Helloooooooooo!

There we go now he comes in. My whole day is shot!

potee
Jul 23, 2007

Or, you know.

Not fine.

Ginette Reno posted:

There we go now he comes in. My whole day is shot!

YOU CAN LOOK FOR SNEAKERS THE NEXT DAY! :argh:

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

by Fluffdaddy

potee posted:

YOU CAN LOOK FOR SNEAKERS THE NEXT DAY! :argh:

potee, I left you a pair right here...

C'mon. There, put on those boots.

MightyJoe36
Dec 29, 2013

:minnie: Cat Army :minnie:
I don't wanna be a cowboy!

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
You want to be my latex salesman?

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Gyshall
Feb 24, 2009

Had a couple of drinks.
Saw a couple of things.
TOP OF THE MUFFIN TO YOU!!!!!!

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