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Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Edibles suck anyway just smoke real dank :420:

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TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
weed+1 page, still smokin

Militant Lesbian
Oct 3, 2002

Militant Lesbian posted:

just finished off a bowl and headed to bed night y’all

Militant Lesbian posted:

I haven’t run naked thru any streets today, but I’ll be damned if I’m not kicking myself for forgetting one of the basic rules (do not take strong psychedelics on a completely empty stomach because it will be a long time before you can eat again)

quoting myself from the weed page to note that I got both a weed post and an acid trip post both on pg 420 cuz I’m next level & u scrubs just can’t compete

J.A.B.C.
Jul 2, 2007

There's no need to rush to be an adult.


Militant Lesbian posted:

quoting myself from the weed page to note that I got both a weed post and an acid trip post both on pg 420 cuz I’m next level & u scrubs just can’t compete

Ma'am, I think you were looking for TCC? Common mistake.

Rogue Copter Pilot
Apr 12, 2005

a dead whale or a stove boat

Kitfox88 posted:

my body is lovely and weak and i can't smoke bc even secondhand smoke makes me cough so hard i think im dying and i'm scared about trying edibles. not legal here anyway rip fuk u pa

funny story: my sibling got their wisdom teeth out and they wanted me to prime their bong for them to smoke some but they didnt want dry socket. i am boring and dumb as poo poo and they didnt explain what that meant so i figured it was like, idk priming a carb or something idk? so i blew into it really hard and covered my carpet in lovely bong water while my 4 years younger sibling looked at me like i was the lamest idiot ever. hope you enjoyed this story

pennsylvania is gonna legalize it this year probably

https://twitter.com/tomangell/status/1176938100012007425?s=19

Kitfox88
Aug 21, 2007

Anybody lose their glasses?

https://twitter.com/dril/status/568056615355740160?lang=en

Stoatbringer
Sep 15, 2004

naw, you love it you little ho-bot :roboluv:

Colonel Cancer posted:

Hairy feet pics still ok.

Calm down, Frodo.

terrified of my bathroom
Jan 24, 2014

GAY BOATS
Getting insanely hosed up on edibles is basically a right of passage but lol at writing a dark serious expose on the dangers of Marijuanas because you literally did the "this edible ain't poo poo" meme irl

MunchE
Sep 7, 2000

BiggerBoat posted:

"Someone offered me this legal bottle of tequila and I drank the whole thing then ate the worm. I got violently sick, vomited my life out and then felt like poo poo the entire next day."

*THE TRUTH ABOUT ALCOHOL! - an editorial*

"Some lady gave me a xanax to chill me out and it turned out to be a .5 mg so i took two on top of 2 glasses of wine and now don't remember how I fell asleep in my BMW with my gas tank empty and two cops asking me questions"

*PSYCHIATRIC MEDICATIONS EXPOSED! - an expose*

In fairness to her, edibles CAN jump on top of you for sure but, gently caress. If you're a journalist and your job is to be informed, maybe research this poo poo before you embark on your big "behind the curtain of edible weed" endeavor that's supposed to scare us all into thinking we should reconsider legalizing it.

It's liking saying LSD broke your god damned brain and made you run naked through the streets because you dropped 3 tabs your first time without knowing a god damned thing about what it does.

What I'm saying is "gently caress Maureen Dowd" and don't listen to her opinions about drugs. Or anything else.

Maybe this is why in CA everything has to be broken into a 10mg serving. Like 10mg per gummy or cookie or chocolate square

tbh it's pretty nice vs. trying to guess how much 1/5th of a 50mg cookie is

Kitfox88 posted:

my body is lovely and weak and i can't smoke bc even secondhand smoke makes me cough so hard i think im dying and i'm scared about trying edibles. not legal here anyway rip fuk u pa


just be accurate with dosing and start with a small amount and you're fine. Plan for it to last a while

Zeno-25 posted:

Edibles suck anyway just smoke real dank :420:

Eh I don't want to sit in phat clouds re-upping my buzz all night

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
It was either weed or suicide and I lived closer to a dispensary than a gun store.

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Imagine being that loving old and not knowing to take one and wait a while

Irradiation
Sep 14, 2005

I understand your frustration.

MunchE posted:

tbh it's pretty nice vs. trying to guess how much 1/5th of a 50mg cookie is

And that's assuming it's all evenly distributed in the edible, which I have definitely found to not always be the case.

Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

Zeno-25 posted:

Edibles suck anyway

Massive :wrong: on this

PotatoJudge
May 22, 2004

Tell me about the rabbits, George

Irradiation posted:

And that's assuming it's all evenly distributed in the edible, which I have definitely found to not always be the case.

The blueberry muffin scene from Casino, but weed.

fits my needs
Jan 1, 2011

Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/NewYorker/status/1178325437472284673?s=20

ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe

that's a lol

VitalSigns
Sep 3, 2011

Why do they sell Robitussin by the bottle if I'm not supposed to down the whole thing?

I don't need to read directions, I should just be able to keep drinking until my cough goes away.

got any sevens
Feb 9, 2013

by Cyrano4747

guns, bibles, and weed

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018

they are going to angrily drive drunk and vote for trump so hard about this.

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


Elephant Ambush
Nov 13, 2012

...We sholde spenden more time together. What sayest thou?
Nap Ghost
And they'll never vote for anyone but Rs because abortion and racism lmao

Dr.Smasher
Nov 27, 2002

Cyberpunk 1987

Part of this is former gov Scott Walker's policy that required dairy farms to produce x amount of milk. This crashed the market

That's another lol

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

MunchE posted:

Maybe this is why in CA everything has to be broken into a 10mg serving. Like 10mg per gummy or cookie or chocolate square


In fairness to Maureen Dowd, weed has come a LONG way in terms of potency and how hard it hits you. I'm 52 and was a regular pothead from 18-33 or so and by the time I tried it again I was rather taken aback and fairly. Even when I moved to SF, CA in 1990, the potency of the dope out there taught me to slow down and that this wasn't east coast weed. I had a semi similar experience with edibles maybe 10-15 years later that bordered on an acid trip once but I didn't use my journalistic connections to warn everyone about the dangers of marijuana.

What she did sounds like someone who was given an acid tab, didn't feel poo poo after 20 minutes so she took another one, still didn't lift off after 45 minutes or so, so she then went for one more and then was surprised to find herself on a rocket ship 115 minutes later that didn't land for 36 hours. The most cursory and basic research on the subject would have enlightened her and given her an idea into what to expect but research and studying is HARD for a "journalist" like herself, apparently, and I guess her bad experience means that pot is horrible and bad.

Shipon
Nov 7, 2005

Dr.Smasher posted:

Part of this is former gov Scott Walker's policy that required dairy farms to produce x amount of milk. This crashed the market

That's another lol

the farmer who said she never voted for a democrat in the general but voted for bernie in the primary in 2016

almost like bernie...would have won

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Don't worry, trump's guy will just call them "whiners" again and they'll all share a hearty laugh together. Again. And they'll vote for trump next year. Again.

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Zeno-25 posted:

Edibles suck anyway just smoke real dank :420:

I'm doing both, bithc.

JainDoh
Nov 5, 2002

lol just lol thinking edibles suck

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

InsertPotPun posted:

It was either weed or suicide and I lived closer to a dispensary than a gun store.

This is the correct choice.

Good soup! posted:

Massive :wrong: on this

In all fairness, some of it hinges on exactly what you've got planned for the evening. I speak from experience.


Well, if you think this is bad, imagine how bleak it's gonna get when everyone has insurance*

* an actual argument I've hard against UHC several times

A dude I work with had his mom murdered 2 weeks ago (by his half brother) and then was admitted to the hospital for stomach pains with what turned out to be a cyst, likely aggravated by stress. He has money trouble to start with and is not getting out of the hospital until Friday so that's maybe 10-12 days. I mentioned how crippling the cost of this is going to be for him and a co-worker said "well, he has Obamacare, not our company's insurance" as if A: Obamacare is not private insurance and B: as if his situation would be any better with the United Healthcare plan we receive.

Not sure what point this was supposed to prove since he's hosed either way; cost wise as well as psychologically for the foreseeable future.

Here's the news story about his mom.

https://www.news4jax.com/news/local/jacksonville/jacksonville-police-investigating-death-on-westside_

I feel really bad for him. He;s a good dude and not at all like his crazy brother.

Zeno-25
Dec 5, 2009

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Good soup! posted:

Massive :wrong: on this

If you're not savoring the terpenoid profile a grower selectively bred for and enjoying the entourage effect you're doing weed wrong

Just lmao

Edibles are for booj housewives that don't want to be a "stoner" and that's why the company I work for makes so much money off of edibles sold in Boulder

Zeno-25 has issued a correction as of 02:44 on Oct 1, 2019

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011

ACAB

^^^ or just enjoy your things how you like and let others enjoy thing they like how they like. Also, try new things. My opinion is that lighting a dried plant of fire and inhaling the smoke is some cave man poo poo, but you do you.

BiggerBoat posted:

In fairness to Maureen Dowd, weed has come a LONG way in terms of potency and how hard it hits you. I'm 52 and was a regular pothead from 18-33 or so and by the time I tried it again I was rather taken aback and fairly. Even when I moved to SF, CA in 1990, the potency of the dope out there taught me to slow down and that this wasn't east coast weed. I had a semi similar experience with edibles maybe 10-15 years later that bordered on an acid trip once but I didn't use my journalistic connections to warn everyone about the dangers of marijuana.

No personal offence, friend, as you obviously don't mean this in the traditional anti drug way, but I really hate this line of reasoning. poo poo's stronger, so what? Be a responsible user and figure out what you can handle. poo poo today is also far more consistent and reliable and it's only getting better. So you grew up drinking lovely, chunky basement brew beer at 3-5%? That doesn't make my fine, high quality liquor bad or more dangerous.

I suppose this isn't too far off topic because some ancient conservative rear end in a top hat might die at the thought of casually discussing advanced methods of ingesting the devil's weed (or just of too much fentanyl, either way is fine).

Cocaine Bear has issued a correction as of 03:11 on Oct 1, 2019

DragQueenofAngmar
Dec 29, 2009

You shall not pass!
all kinds of weed are welcome kinds of weed and if you don’t like a particular kind that’s okay but what’s important is that we all get real chill and get the weed we want and need

Tashilicious
Jul 17, 2016

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
I wish edibles were easier to get ahold of here because some weekends i just want to be gone for all of it.
alll of it

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet
there's no need to fight about nature's bounty, friends

all weed should be appreciated unless it's some scraggly teenage white boy poo poo that's 40% stem by weight

Okuteru
Nov 10, 2007

Choose this life you're on your own

Dr.Smasher posted:

Part of this is former gov Scott Walker's policy that required dairy farms to produce x amount of milk. This crashed the market

That's another lol

American Capitalism:
You have two cows. You sell one off, then give the other a quota for four cows. Later, you hire a consultant to figure out why your cow is dead.

Albinator
Mar 31, 2010

BiggerBoat posted:


A dude I work with had his mom murdered 2 weeks ago (by his half brother) and then was admitted to the hospital for stomach pains with what turned out to be a cyst

I feel really bad for him. He;s a good dude and not at all like his crazy brother.
You make it sound like he took out a contract on his mother.

BiggerBoat
Sep 26, 2007

Don't you tell me my business again.

Albinator posted:

You make it sound like he took out a contract on his mother.

Wow, I did. That's some lovely writing right there, self.

pseudanonymous
Aug 30, 2008

When you make the second entry and the debits and credits balance, and you blow them to hell.

BiggerBoat posted:

Wow, I did. That's some lovely writing right there, self.

It seems particularly odd you'd hire your own half-brother to kill your mother. That actually seems like the plot of a movie, maybe about the mob or something. Could be wacky hijinx because the half-brother doesn't understand who he's targeting.

AkumaHokoru
Jul 20, 2007
sorry im with the smoke your greens not eat them crowd (edibles don't do jack for me)

A Wizard of Goatse
Dec 14, 2014

JoelJoel posted:

^^^ or just enjoy your things how you like and let others enjoy thing they like how they like. Also, try new things. My opinion is that lighting a dried plant of fire and inhaling the smoke is some cave man poo poo, but you do you.


No personal offence, friend, as you obviously don't mean this in the traditional anti drug way, but I really hate this line of reasoning. poo poo's stronger, so what? Be a responsible user and figure out what you can handle. poo poo today is also far more consistent and reliable and it's only getting better. So you grew up drinking lovely, chunky basement brew beer at 3-5%? That doesn't make my fine, high quality liquor bad or more dangerous.

I suppose this isn't too far off topic because some ancient conservative rear end in a top hat might die at the thought of casually discussing advanced methods of ingesting the devil's weed (or just of too much fentanyl, either way is fine).

lmao if you need to ingest chemicals to experience an altered state of consciousness, I'll just be over here meditating and astrally projecting myself into the world of my favorite videogames

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ElGroucho
Nov 1, 2005

We already - What about sticking our middle fingers up... That was insane
Fun Shoe
Weed is for kids

Do cocaine, you weenies

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