USPOL Fall: Biden the hand that feeds you

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John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

He's barely even a sports journalist

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:25

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# ? Jun 5, 2024 15:17

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

dphi posted:

https://twitter.com/NateSilver538/status/1179196668023054336

"As a journalist...."

Yeah, no.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:25

Dammerung: Oct 17, 2008; "Dang, that's hot."

Otteration posted:

"As a journalist...."

Yeah, no.

Which is a more worrying way to start a sentence, "as a journalist" or "as a taxpayer"?

The worst, of course, is probably still "as an incel..."

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:27

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

"as a homeowner, "

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:28

Rip Testes: Jan 29, 2004; I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception.

The Super-Id posted:

He probably has already ordered the arrests of his opponents just like he was telling the border patrol to shoot down drones or anyone on the border throwing rocks. Likely his orders have just been ignored so far.

What was in the distant past where Trump ordered something and I think Kelly intercepted that ordered said whatever Trump wanted wasn't happening?

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:28

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Dammerung posted:

Which is a more worrying way to start a sentence, "as a journalist" or "as a taxpayer"?

The worst, of course, is probably still "as an incel..."

"As a nazi, I can attest that...."

Maybe?

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:30

Shimrra Jamaane: Aug 10, 2007; Obscure to all except those well-versed in Yuuzhan Vong lore.

luxury handset posted:

"as a homeowner, "

�as a parent,�

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:31

Aeolusdallas: Mar 2, 2016

mdemone posted:

We're gonna need a bigger 🍆

And to think that I refrained from making the obvious Dick Pic joke....

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:31

Ice Phisherman: Apr 12, 2007; Swimming upstream
into the sunset

Charlz Guybon posted:

Citation?

https://skepticsannotatedbible.com/topics/feet.html

quote:

When Saul went into a cave to urinate or defecate he went in to "cover his feet."

And he came to the sheepcotes by the way, where was a cave; and Saul went in to cover his feet. 1 Samuel 24:3
When a baby is born it comes out between the mother's "feet"

And toward her young one that cometh out from between her feet. Deuteronomy 28:57
Ruth (with coaching from her mother-in-law Naomi) uncovers Boaz's "feet"

And it shall be, when he lieth down, that thou shalt mark the place where he shall lie, and thou shalt go in, and uncover his feet, and lay thee down; and he will tell thee what thou shalt do. Ruth 3:3
And when Boaz had eaten and drunk, and his heart was merry, he went to lie down at the end of the heap of corn: and she came softly, and uncovered his feet, and laid her down. 3:7

And it came to pass at midnight, that the man was afraid, and turned himself: and, behold, a woman lay at his feet. 3:8

And she lay at his feet until the morning. 3:14

I'm pretty sure that footbaths were just that, footbaths. But lots of references in the bible about feet make way more sense if it has to do with the genitals.

It's also something to fling in the face of biblical literalists because euphemisms like these exist in the bible.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:34

Mr. Fall Down Terror: Jan 24, 2018; by Fluffdaddy

Shimrra Jamaane posted:

�as a parent,�

this could just as easily be a story about poop, or awful politics

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:36

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1179178551003635712

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbctom/status/1179164180789825537

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:39

Charlz Guybon: Nov 16, 2010

Meatball posted:

This isnt the first time Graham has defended trump like this. If this was true, the threat was made long ago.

There's been rumors that Trump's been blackmailing him over it for years.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:40

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

Oops, to be fair, I'm not stirring poo poo against journalists. I might be one. I'm journaling right now

Nate is not a journalist.

Listen always tax:

https://i.imgur.com/5b7FVSv.mp4

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:41

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1179178551003635712

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbctom/status/1179164180789825537

when it rains, it loving pours.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:43

Willo567: Feb 5, 2015; Cheating helped me fail the test and stay on the show.

FuturePastNow posted:

North Korea may have just tested a submarine-launched ballistic missile.

https://twitter.com/TheKoreaHerald/status/1179200201216512001

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1179178551003635712

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbctom/status/1179164180789825537

I'm grateful that John Bolton is no longer in the white house

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:43

Guze: Oct 10, 2007; Regular Human Bartender

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/willripleyCNN/status/1179178551003635712

https://mobile.twitter.com/cbctom/status/1179164180789825537

I'm sure they guy screaming about a coup can handle this

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:44

Mr Ice Cream Glove: Apr 22, 2007

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1179204121037037570

quote:

A former New Jersey police chief who is facing a federal hate crime charge once said that President Trump "is the last hope for white people," according to a recording played before jurors during his trial.

The New York Times reports that former Bordentown Police Chief Frank Nucera Jr. is on trial in U.S. District Court in New Jersey for a hate-crime assault where he is accused of having slammed a black teenager's head into a doorjam.

At the trial last week, prosecutors played a recording made by a former police colleague where Nucera can be heard making the comment regarding Trump, The Times reported Tuesday, citing a recording it had obtained.

Nucera also made comments about Democratic presidential nominee Hillary Clinton in the lead-up to the 2016 election, saying if elected that she would "give in to all the minorities," the Times reported.

At the center of the assault trial is an allegation that Nucera grabbed the head of a black handcuffed suspect in a Sept. 1, 2016 arrest, and slammed them into a metal doorjam. Prosecutors are trying to prove Nucera was motivated by his "intense racial animus."

A criminal complaint filed in court shows Nucera allegedly told a colleague in 2015 that African Americans are "like ISIS, they have no value."

I wondered how the state would run defense

quote:

Nucera's lawyer Rocco Cipparone told The Times that the former police chief didn't commit a hate crime.

"These are embarrassing, ugly words, but if Frank Nucera did not strike this man, then the words are equally irrelevant," Cipparone said. "It is not a crime, even for a police officer, to use that language. It's not socially acceptable, it's not appropriate, but it's not criminal."

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:45

Unoriginal Name: Aug 1, 2006; by sebmojo

"as a gamer,"

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:46

mutata: Mar 1, 2003

"As a husband and father of daughters..."

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:47

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Well, this isn't coming rapidly apart faster than a jet engine after sucking in ball bearings.

That morning press conference is gonna be a hoot, I tell you hwhat.

Pompeo is probably a lock for getting impeached; Trump's odds are probably climbing by the ~~day~~ ~~hour~~ ~~minute~~ second.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:48

Data Graham: Dec 28, 2009; 📈📊🍪😋

As a police officer,

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:49

John Wick of Dogs: Mar 4, 2017; A real hellraiser

Japan's economic exclusionary zone is pretty bullshit tbh. It's idiotic how worked up people will get over a firing of an inert rocket into an uninhabited big rear end area of ocean a country arbitrarily has said belongs to them

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:50

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer

mutata posted:

"As a husband and father of daughters..."

"As a straight white male husband and the father of of many many god-fearing church-going white daughters..."

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:51

Nth Doctor: Sep 7, 2010; Darkrai used Dream Eater!
It's super effective!

As a devout Christian,

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:51

Zisky: May 6, 2003; PM me and I will show you my tits

As a D&D poster,

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:54

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

OAquinas posted:

Well, this isn't coming rapidly apart faster than a jet engine after sucking in ball bearings.

That morning press conference is gonna be a hoot, I tell you hwhat.

Pompeo is probably a lock for getting impeached; Trump's odds are probably climbing by the ~~day~~ ~~hour~~ ~~minute~~ second.

which press conference and when?

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:55

Milosh: Oct 14, 2000; Forum Veteran

As a guy who skimmed the Bible once...

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:55

OAquinas: Jan 27, 2008; Biden has sat immobile on the Iron Throne of America. He is the Master of Malarkey by the will of the gods, and master of a million votes by the might of his inexhaustible calamari.

Dapper_Swindler posted:

which press conference and when?

Pelosi/Schiff PC at 10:45, last I checked.
https://twitter.com/GeoffRBennett/status/1179173387924578309

Aside, does Trump even know how to pronounce coup?
Like, is he going to start going off and his followers will suddenly develop an intense but confused disliking for small cars?

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:57

Dapper_Swindler: Feb 14, 2012; Im glad my instant dislike in you has been validated again and again.

OAquinas posted:

Pelosi/Schiff PC at 10:45, last I checked.

Aside, does Trump even know how to pronounce coup?
Like, is he going to start going off and his followers will suddenly develop an intense but confused disliking for small cars?

i think he has said it before at rallys about muller.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:57

Dr. Red Ranger: Nov 9, 2011; Nap Ghost

Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/thehill/status/1179204121037037570

"These are embarrassing, ugly words, but if Frank Nucera did not strike this man, then the words are equally irrelevant," Cipparone said. "It is not a crime, even for a police officer, to use that language. It's not socially acceptable, it's not appropriate, but it's not criminal."

No I'm pretty sure that's what hate crime laws are explicitly for, silly.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:58

1337JiveTurkey: Feb 17, 2005

OAquinas posted:

Pelosi/Schiff PC at 10:45, last I checked.

Aside, does Trump even know how to pronounce coup?
Like, is he going to start going off and his followers will suddenly develop an intense but confused disliking for small cars?

If it results in a ban on whatever those four door monstrosities ze Germans are calling coupes, I'd call that as good an outcome as can be hoped for.

# ? Oct 2, 2019 02:58

Otteration: Jan 4, 2014; I CAN'T SAY PRESIDENT DONALD JOHN TRUMP'S NAME BECAUSE HE'S LIKE THAT GUY FROM HARRY POTTER AND I'M AFRAID I'LL SUMMON HIM. DONALD JOHN TRUMP. YOUR FAVORITE PRESIDENT.
OUR 47TH PRESIDENT AFTER THE ONE WHO SHOWERS WITH HIS DAUGHTER DIES; Grimey Drawer