tactlessbastard posted:

He can't compete at a higher level so he's stuck in the minors

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Oh goddammit, I feel like this is my personal pull quote.

Barudak posted:

There has to be a better pun than "An Inteethant Proposal" but its not coming to me

SilvergunSuperman posted:

Really?

Resting Lich Face posted:

This is dumb, have the dudes be bridesmen or whatever. It's 2019 for fucks sake.

Calico Heart posted:

Haven't checked thread in a long time. Was there ever a post that topped or came close to "My girlfriend thinks her dead ex-fiancee's (who she has a shrine to in the closet) ghost is living inside me and when we have sex on our wedding night she'll get pregnant with his ghost and he'll be reborn as our baby"?

Play posted:

Well the racing suits would fit their mutual hobby, which she says they are basing their wedding around, better.

But no, not really, although my idea is clearly superior


I was just thinking the same thing, if my girlfriend and I had that problem we'd just stick the excess friends on the other side. Any friends of mine are friends of hers and vice versa, what matters is having good people there for you and enjoying the celebration.


I'd say Timothy the Mouse and the Family Diarrhea Jeans at least approach that one terms of pure WTF . Gurglespurts should just be several pages back or so

therobit posted:

Satan Shitplane Girl and Vegetable Rapist are also pretty WTF, though they are pretty disturbing.

chitoryu12 posted:

Squashing Machine posted:

This guy's gimmick is one I will never tire of. Was hoping in the second story that the mom was going to join in on kicking his rear end but you can't get everything I guess

Edit: Also thanks for the red text, Who What Now

Ugly In The Morning posted:

Is Satan Shitplane Girl the Masturbation Banshee or is that someone else?

DandyLion posted:

Ok fine are we all really going to just gloss over Donald's ghost penis?

therobit posted:

I think so? She found her boyfriend's porn and started going insane.

Tashilicious posted:

maybe you shouldnt defend hitting on service workers

quote:

Hello, so I’m a 40 year old mother to two children, one is an 18 year old girl who is wonderful in every way. The other is my 16 year old son who is lazy, addicted to video games, and anti-social.

He had also been fired from work. He was in the employee room chatting with coworkers, when one of them said “I have to go now, my parents are here to pick me up”. My son responded “that’s impossible, your parents are dead”. I don’t know why he thought that was funny, but that’s not how I raised him. It turns out that the girls parents were actually dead (no, my son was not aware).

I had confiscated all electronics from him because he was gaming too much (like until 2am on school nights and before his 6am work shifts). So I told him to write a new resume to start finding a new job. I allowed him to use my personal laptop to write his resume. I told him he had an hour, and if he didn’t finish it in that hour that he would have to use the public library.

He kept dragging it on by asking for help and saying he didn’t know where to start or what to put on it. I told him that was his problem and to use google.

After the hour he had maybe 1/4 of his resume finished. So I told him to go to the library and finish it there. He flat out refused saying “there are 5 computers in this house, there is no reason for me to have to go to a library when I can do it here.”

So I told him he has two options:

1. Go to the library and finish his resume.
2. Leave my house and find somewhere else to stay.

Unfortunately he decided to leave and claims I kicked him out.

So AITA here?

Squashing Machine posted:

Uh oh, here we go again!!!!

quote:

My son(16M) and his dad don’t have the best relationship. 2 years ago we found out that he was gay and he didn’t have a good reaction at that. He has apologized for it multiple times though and acknowledged that he was wrong. They talk few times a month now, but over the phone. He goes to his house 1-2 times every few months.

Recently it was his 50th birthday and he wanted to hang out with him. He asked me to let him stay over for the weekend. I agreed and told my son about it, he didn’t want to go. I told my ex and he got sad and upset. I really asked my son, He refused, we got in argument.I told him to suck it up for 2 days and be there for his father. He ended up going finally.

When he got back he just ran upstairs to his room and didn’t talk to me at all. He leaves at 6 am for school now specifically to avoid me. Gets home,goes straight to his room and locks himself there.

Edit: son is gay, not ex husband.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for giving my son an ultimatum to leave the house?

Pope Corky the IX posted:

He was explaining your red text you loving dingbat.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for giving my son an ultimatum to leave the house?

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for making my son hang out with his dad on his birthday

Play posted:

I was just thinking the same thing, if my girlfriend and I had that problem we'd just stick the excess friends on the other side. Any friends of mine are friends of hers and vice versa, what matters is having good people there for you and enjoying the celebration.

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for giving my son an ultimatum to leave the house?

DemoneeHo posted:

AITA for giving my son an ultimatum to leave the house?

TheKennedys posted:

In the name of Pete, Dog Scarf Guy, and Eagle Boyfriend, amen

SHY NUDIST GRRL posted:

Who and who

quote:

Theres no non-awkward way to say this, my bf has an eagle living at his house. The first time I went over he warned me not to freak out because it might be inside the house when we walked in. I thought he was joking because people don't really own birds like that, but he told me it was real and he doesn't really own it, that it comes and goes as it pleases and is more of a "friend".

He leaves the window open all the time because it likes to come inside. He's not worried about people breaking in because he lives out in the country and the bird is very territorial. He said he's trained it to not mess up his house or go to the bathroom inside.

I think he's freaking nuts. The bird is huge, like 3 feet tall, and he has to use gloves to handle it because it's claws are sharp. I think it's incredibly dangerous, but he said he's been "friends" with the bird since he was 10. That he just started feeding it one day and it would hang around him. His parents tried to get it to go away but it lived on their roof, eventually they just accepted it.

The bird makes me very uncomfortable. When I'm over at his place it just sort of stares at me, my bf says it's ok because it can tell he likes me. That it's no more dangerous than a dog. He jokingly said "if it wanted to attack you, it would have already", which did NOT help.

The whole thing just seems so weird, I feel like he has to be lying about something. His parents tell the same story he does though. At the very least it seems crazy to keep the bird around, or to let it in the house. Am I over-reacting? Is this a deal breaker or should I just learn to deal with it? My bf is great otherwise.

tl;dr: My bf has an eagle as a "friend" and let's it come into the house. Is this dangerous? Is this crazy or a deal breaker?

DemoneeHo posted:

This must be eagle boyfriend:

My [23f] new bf [27m] of 3 months is either a disney character, crazy, or a liar.

DemoneeHo posted:

This must be eagle boyfriend:

My [23f] new bf [27m] of 3 months is either a disney character, crazy, or a liar.

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I feel like any kind of thread canon would be relatively simple:

Pete
Eagle BF
Australian Cousin Wears Dog
Timothy the rat
Angry masturbation GF
Tummys were unhappy
Fightman

anything else people reference a lot?

Smirking_Serpent posted:

I feel like any kind of thread canon would be relatively simple:

Pete
Eagle BF
Australian Cousin Wears Dog
Timothy the rat
Angry masturbation GF
Tummys were unhappy
Fightman

anything else people reference a lot?