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Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
All the big animated images with sound in the Cute Thread do not like my iPhone browser, so it’s hard to browse that thread at work.

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Poldarn
Feb 18, 2011

I took a set off for a staycation (12 days off) mostly for the purposes of sleeping in for almost two weeks, and my dumbass brain has been waking me up almost exactly 5 hours after I fall asleep, everyday.

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??
I have a coworker who literally will not stop talking at you without letting you get a word in, to the point that if you're stuck around him for too long he'll start repeating stories. He always starts walking away then comes back and the only way to get away is to break line of sight when he walks off and be gone when he turns around. I work day shifts most of this week which means I need to figure out how to avoid drawing aggro for multiple days :negative:

Inzombiac
Mar 19, 2007

PARTY ALL NIGHT

EAT BRAINS ALL DAY


Danaru posted:

I have a coworker who literally will not stop talking at you without letting you get a word in, to the point that if you're stuck around him for too long he'll start repeating stories. He always starts walking away then comes back and the only way to get away is to break line of sight when he walks off and be gone when he turns around. I work day shifts most of this week which means I need to figure out how to avoid drawing aggro for multiple days :negative:

I have one like that but they will dominate all conversations with a ton of questions, not let anyone answer and then get frustrated when they don't get the answers they want.
We had a very good employee leave their section just to get away from them.

They're also incapable of noticing social cues. I was eating lunch at my desk, watching something with headphones in. They walk to the end of my desk and start talking for about five minutes before I notice them. I only know it was that long because someone nearby told me so afterwards.

LITERALLY A BIRD
Sep 27, 2008

I knew you were trouble
when you flew in

Mikl posted:

I absolutely feel this.

I love pesto. I live in Italy, and most brands that make pesto cheap out and use cashews instead of pine nuts. Apparently they have almost the same consistency and taste so people don't notice the difference.

Slight problem: I'm deathly allergic to cashews.

There is exactly one brand that uses actual pine nuts and not cashews, so that's my go-to. But this also means that I cannot eat pesto when I'm at a restaurant, because if they use a brand that has cashews in it then whoops, that's a trip to the ER for me.

This definitely isn't on the same level as deadly food allergies BUT I like jewelry, I wear a lot of it, and it's all sterling silver (accessories) or titanium (piercings). Why? I have metal allergies and if I wear just about anything else I get horrific-looking itchy red rashes everywhere it touches my skin within hours. (Ask me about getting my ears pierced with ten carat gold studs at fourteen. And then digging out ten carat gold studs from inside my earlobes.) The rashes take days to go away.

So, my favorite thing is people who straight-up lie about their wares. "Is this sterling?" "Oh yes, it's all silver, all sterling." Like man I'm not asking for bragging rights or some poo poo, I'm asking because if you're lying to me within a few hours I will loving know.

I've gotten really good at detecting real vs fake sterling by touch and heft, let alone the presence of the 925 stamp. "Yeah that's real!" Oh word? Can I borrow your polish cloth? No? Yeah I thought so. You poo poo.

cinni
Oct 17, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My insurance provides me with free uber rides if they are medical related somehow, and none of these drivers know the drat shortcuts to get me from point A to point B. It doesn't matter on the ride back home so much, but its like they absolutely rely on google maps to get them places which adds an extra ten minutes to the ride if they don't listen to me. It makes me feel like a jerk to have to dictate the better route to them, but if all they do is drive around constantly for work, I would think they should know the better ways to get places at least.

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cinni posted:

My insurance provides me with free uber rides if they are medical related somehow, and none of these drivers know the drat shortcuts to get me from point A to point B. It doesn't matter on the ride back home so much, but its like they absolutely rely on google maps to get them places which adds an extra ten minutes to the ride if they don't listen to me. It makes me feel like a jerk to have to dictate the better route to them, but if all they do is drive around constantly for work, I would think they should know the better ways to get places at least.

On the surface that seems like a reasonable request that someone should be good at their job but look at how many people every day do their job badly or inefficiently like that guy what’s his name MR PRESIDENT DONAL TRUMP

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


cinni posted:

My insurance provides me with free uber rides if they are medical related somehow, and none of these drivers know the drat shortcuts to get me from point A to point B. It doesn't matter on the ride back home so much, but its like they absolutely rely on google maps to get them places which adds an extra ten minutes to the ride if they don't listen to me. It makes me feel like a jerk to have to dictate the better route to them, but if all they do is drive around constantly for work, I would think they should know the better ways to get places at least.

Nah. Just like taxis, they know the best routes to let the meter run.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Lot of uber drivers in my city aren't from here and don't bother to look at the road since they are glued to the phone screen the entire time. I find the taxi drivers don't know jack either.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

frogge posted:

Nah. Just like taxis, they know the best routes to let the meter run.

Uber drivers don’t make more if it takes longer. The fee is set when you reserve the uber, before the ride even begins.

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


That fee is an estimate not always the actual cost or the drivers would lose a shitload of money in any amount of congestion. It's mostly negligible, but pay attention to your estimated cost and actual payment the next time you ride.

frogge has a new favorite as of 19:17 on Sep 22, 2019

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

RCarr posted:

Uber drivers don’t make more if it takes longer. The fee is set when you reserve the uber, before the ride even begins.

Not in my city. I had one miss a turn off and had to do a big loop around and it added $4 to the quoted price.

RCarr
Dec 24, 2007

Picnic Princess posted:

Not in my city. I had one miss a turn off and had to do a big loop around and it added $4 to the quoted price.

That is ridiculous.

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

Uber apparently also knows the battery life of your phone and charge more if it's low.

Aleph Null
Jun 10, 2008

You look very stressed
Tortured By Flan

LITERALLY A BIRD posted:

This definitely isn't on the same level as deadly food allergies BUT I like jewelry, I wear a lot of it, and it's all sterling silver (accessories) or titanium (piercings). Why? I have metal allergies and if I wear just about anything else I get horrific-looking itchy red rashes everywhere it touches my skin within hours. (Ask me about getting my ears pierced with ten carat gold studs at fourteen. And then digging out ten carat gold studs from inside my earlobes.) The rashes take days to go away.

So, my favorite thing is people who straight-up lie about their wares. "Is this sterling?" "Oh yes, it's all silver, all sterling." Like man I'm not asking for bragging rights or some poo poo, I'm asking because if you're lying to me within a few hours I will loving know.

I've gotten really good at detecting real vs fake sterling by touch and heft, let alone the presence of the 925 stamp. "Yeah that's real!" Oh word? Can I borrow your polish cloth? No? Yeah I thought so. You poo poo.

Crap earrings make my earholes bleed and that's not a euphemism.

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
Hit pothole. Wheel damaged. Good news, in work van. Bad news: wait is so far two hours at discount tire, dispatch refuses to help me, I have a late delivery by three hours and no one can pick it up from me, and my manager is useless and won't help because we are short-staffed so God forbid he get in a delivery can himself.

I have 90 minutes left on shift and about a two hour drive home. Once I get the van back. It just got in the rack.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
My brain decided, after an overnight shift at work, that it just needed a little bit of time to wind down, and then it'll get tired enough for me to sleep.

"A little bit of time", obviously, was "at the point where it's, like, three hours until you have to wake up for another overnight shift"

People I know joke/kvetch all the time about circumstances forcing them to be awake for a long time, I didn't expect to have that, myself. I
:(

Late edit: oh yeah, and I cannot seem to get my washed pillows entirely dry. I've burned off a lot of singles at my place's driers, I've let them sit where my AC spits out dry air, and they are still relatively heavy as poo poo. It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if I'm just feeling dampness where there isn't any (hows that for a thread title?) or I really haven't gotten the innermost core actually dry. I miss my old place, where I had access to the roof and could just put them up there for a few hours and let them air dry.

MisterBibs has a new favorite as of 21:27 on Sep 24, 2019

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


My long weekend was great, this morning was great... now I have a headache.

SulfurMonoxideCute
Feb 9, 2008

I was under direct orders not to die
🐵❌💀

It's 15C which isn't actually cold, but there's snow on the ground from a cold snap earlier this week. So I'm in my tank top with an iced coffee and just getting fuckin stared at by everyone wearing full on winter gear. If y'all keep dressing like that when it's warm, those clothes won't feel warm when it's actually cold outside. The sight of snow just freaks people out I guess. See snow, have to bundle up! It's so weird to me.

MisterBibs
Jul 17, 2010

dolla dolla
bill y'all
Fun Shoe
I bought all the snacks I've been craving, which is awesome because, since I don't eat them very rapidly, we're set on snacks for months.

Problem is, we both randomly gorged on those snacks (since we haven't had them in ages), so we're not hungry for actual dinner.

Helith
Nov 5, 2009

Basket of Adorables


The weather here can't decide which season to actually be in. We've gone from yesterday being 30c and sunny like it's summer to today being 15c and raining like it's winter.
I've packed my jumpers away because it's actually spring and now I'm going to need them for this week because it's cold again.
And yes, 15c is cold for Australians.

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I had to go into work 4 hours early and my brain is all hosed up. Also the yard is busy as gently caress at this hour, I had forgotten why I was glad the higher ups ditched the 7 to 11 shift

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I used to be upset that The New Pornographers were the hot indie band when I was in college but that now nobody cares about them. But I listened to the new 2019 album and realized they just suck now. Neko Case should just do solo all the time.

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I'm getting over a cold, I'm slightly hungover, and I slept for mayyybe 5 hours last night because I'm an idiot. Had a headache nearly all day, but I was at work and didn't have anything to take for it. Until I remembered I work at a store where such things can actually be purchased. :doh:

In my defense, my head hurt enough that it made rational/coherent thought difficult and I probably should have just called out but honestly I didn't feel that bad when I got up and it's not like anybody could cover my shift anyway..

Helith posted:

The weather here can't decide which season to actually be in. We've gone from yesterday being 30c and sunny like it's summer to today being 15c and raining like it's winter.
I've packed my jumpers away because it's actually spring and now I'm going to need them for this week because it's cold again.
And yes, 15c is cold for Australians.

Californian here, can confirm 15c is cold. After having converted that into Freedom Units (tm). Over here the weather can't decide if it's still summer or not. Last week we had a few days that were >90f, followed by a several days of mid 60s and 70s. We actually turned the heater on for a bit last night. Monday is supposed to be 90 again. :sigh:

Cowslips Warren
Oct 29, 2005

What use had they for tricks and cunning, living in the enemy's warren and paying his price?

Grimey Drawer
I usually have my Halloween decor up by now but my neighbor's lovely kid has me hesitant. The older one is maybe 11 and he's not super bad but he does tend to ignore his sibling. The younger one is about 8 and a loving nightmare. I feel bad because there's no kids in his age right around here, he is by far the youngest (3 years can be a lot really) and he acts out a LOT. He started throwing all kinds of garbage into my back yard; I talked to his parents about it and they were rather mad to figure out that was happening. More pissed when I told them I had about 4 raw eggs chucked into my yard (a few broke) and that broke the mystery of where their new eggs were going.

He's been caught in my yard, grabbing rocks from there and throwing them at his house, or simply grabbing handfuls and throwing them all over the sidewalk and street, and when I confronted him, he tore off screaming his head off and refused to speak about it. I honestly don't know if he has autism or is just acting out but I don't want to set out all my Halloween poo poo (and I got a lot) only to come home and find he's destroyed them.

ShadeofBlue
Mar 17, 2011

MisterBibs posted:

My brain decided, after an overnight shift at work, that it just needed a little bit of time to wind down, and then it'll get tired enough for me to sleep.

"A little bit of time", obviously, was "at the point where it's, like, three hours until you have to wake up for another overnight shift"

People I know joke/kvetch all the time about circumstances forcing them to be awake for a long time, I didn't expect to have that, myself. I
:(

Late edit: oh yeah, and I cannot seem to get my washed pillows entirely dry. I've burned off a lot of singles at my place's driers, I've let them sit where my AC spits out dry air, and they are still relatively heavy as poo poo. It's gotten to the point where I'm not sure if I'm just feeling dampness where there isn't any (hows that for a thread title?) or I really haven't gotten the innermost core actually dry. I miss my old place, where I had access to the roof and could just put them up there for a few hours and let them air dry.

No, they're still wet. I have one too. It takes literally 8 hours in the dryer, I timed it (to be fair, it has to be at low heat). I don't really wash it anymore, seems too wasteful.

moosecow333
Mar 15, 2007

Super-Duper Supermen!
The version of the song I like on YouTube is slightly different than the version being sold on iTunes.

madeintaipei
Jul 13, 2012

Man, seriously? I just brought a sixer of beer back from the corner-store and didn't notice they are all covered in diesel soot. Not that I mind, but I specifically said, "no nuts".

Mu Zeta
Oct 17, 2002

Me crush ass to dust

I bought ghost pepper potato chips from trader joe's and there's like zero spice to it. Don't market it as having ghost pepper if it's not spicy. Flaming hot cheetos are spicier than this weaksauce bs.

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻
The inability to have YouTube audio play in the background while I browse the internet on my iPhone.

ToxicSlurpee
Nov 5, 2003

-=SEND HELP=-


Pillbug

Mu Zeta posted:

I bought ghost pepper potato chips from trader joe's and there's like zero spice to it. Don't market it as having ghost pepper if it's not spicy. Flaming hot cheetos are spicier than this weaksauce bs.

Wendy's for a brief period did something similar. It was ghost pepper cheese fries or something. Now, I'm a fan of belligerently spicy food so of course I had to get a basket of them.

They were really good pepper cheese fries but weren't spicy at all. Definitely no ghost peppers involved.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Dr Christmas posted:

The inability to have YouTube audio play in the background while I browse the internet on my iPhone.

The Youtube app sucks. It constantly bugs me about signing up for Red/TV/Prime/whatever if I dare to turn off my screen or switch apps while a video is playing.

There's no decent Youtube alternative app out there, either. There is one that can be installed through F-Droid that I like (NewPipe), but it doesn't let you load your account subscription feed.

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
If you have Android, Vanced works pretty well for me. You can load your account with that but you might have to be rooted, I can't remember. I don't subscribe to anything in the first place so I didn't bother.

For iOS, cercube might be an option?

Bees on Wheat
Jul 18, 2007

I've never been happy



QUAIL DIVISION
Buglord
I had to work a double yesterday and everything hurts now. On the upside, the overtime pay will be awesome but I also didn't work quite enough to get double time..

Ah well, there's always next weekend.. :shepicide:

Queen Combat
Dec 29, 2017

Lipstick Apathy

Phy posted:

If you have Android, Vanced works pretty well for me. You can load your account with that but you might have to be rooted, I can't remember. I don't subscribe to anything in the first place so I didn't bother.

For iOS, cercube might be an option?

Vanced doesn't require root. You can use vanced by itself or install microg as an add-on to allow account sign-in. It's the only YT app O use now.

DizzyBum
Apr 16, 2007


Queen Combat posted:

Vanced doesn't require root. You can use vanced by itself or install microg as an add-on to allow account sign-in. It's the only YT app O use now.

Phy posted:

If you have Android, Vanced works pretty well for me. You can load your account with that but you might have to be rooted, I can't remember. I don't subscribe to anything in the first place so I didn't bother.

For iOS, cercube might be an option?

New first-world problem: I'm on their site trying to download the APK and the remote server seems to be timing out.

BioEnchanted
Aug 9, 2011

He plays for the dreamers that forgot how to dream, and the lovers that forgot how to love.
People in the PYF games threads keep mentioning a late game boss in Control by name outside of spoiler tags which is annoying because everything else they talk about in that game is in the tags so they have no excuse. It's an obvious one, but annoying that I couldn't find out for myself first.

ulex minor
Apr 30, 2018

Mikl posted:

I absolutely feel this.

I love pesto. I live in Italy, and most brands that make pesto cheap out and use cashews instead of pine nuts. Apparently they have almost the same consistency and taste so people don't notice the difference.

Slight problem: I'm deathly allergic to cashews.

There is exactly one brand that uses actual pine nuts and not cashews, so that's my go-to. But this also means that I cannot eat pesto when I'm at a restaurant, because if they use a brand that has cashews in it then whoops, that's a trip to the ER for me.

your genes are inferior and your bloodline is weak and should be erased

frogge
Apr 7, 2006


Found in the wild:
"The audible version of a book series I read doesn't have books 4-6 available in my country. What can I do?"

Just get a print version and read that.

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Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

So it looks like the computer I put together in June 2014 that was, even then, pretty good but not cutting edge, is maybe not terribly well-suited to playing Control even at the lowest settings. IMAGINE THAT

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