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olfactory sensors have detected you have smelly dick which may affect production you are now tresspassing on Amazon property non-employee
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 11:07 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:13 |
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https://twitter.com/TheGlenlivet/status/1179447297807147009
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:03 |
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haha what the gently caress
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:54 |
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is this a "millennials are killing the scotch industry, so lets put it in what they love. tide pods!" marketing idea????
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:55 |
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cool. I’m sick of having to hide all those little bottles.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:57 |
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they musta aged that idea in a bog because its a few years too late to be hip
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 12:57 |
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Yeah, were almost to year 2020 so the market demands something new and extreme. Get that whisky directly into my bloodstream and tickle the taste sensors in my brain with an electrical charge. Tasting and swallowing is becoming passé. I heard about aerosolizing alcohol and sniffing it up your nose, what happened to that? Banned?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:15 |
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I love the incredibly posh commercial tone of a luxury, high class experience that is completely destroyed when they plop some jiggly tide pod things on a wooden block.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:32 |
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that can’t be real.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:37 |
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If I heard that ad correctly, they're also claiming this is more environmentally sustainable? Than easily recyclable glass? E: yes, that is exactly what they said. This probably really some cross-promotion thing for that capsule company. I mean cool, better than plastics, but still foobardog has issued a correction as of 13:41 on Oct 5, 2019 |
# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:39 |
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foobardog posted:If I heard that ad correctly, they're also claiming this is more environmentally sustainable? Than easily recyclable glass? Well you eat the packaging, so yeah Edit: tho it is almost certainly double wrapped in plastic so...
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:40 |
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exmachina posted:Well you eat the packaging, so yeah That just means we can possibly have yet another product contributing to the fatbergs in the sewer system. Like with seaweed as a base it's probably actually biodegradable, but still...
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:44 |
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They have to be packaged in something for transport though, and probably individually wrapped to prevent any burst ones from damaging the others. Not drinking them from a (reusable) glass doesn't mean they create less overall waste.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:49 |
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Can I shove those in my rear end?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:51 |
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Like, would they open up by themselves or would I need to include some sort of stirrer too?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:51 |
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And now Twitter noticed that I clicked on the ad twice and threw a notification up to point me to it again. I hate the future.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 13:54 |
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throw to first drat IT posted:Can I shove those in my rear end? No that's coming next year.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:13 |
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Geshtal posted:You're not thinking like an executive. The actual point of this and all other 'productivity tracking' is to deliberately create impossible standards so you're free to fire any worker on any whim at any time without worrying about labor laws. The few soul-crushed employees the bosses actually like will never be held accountable to the stated standard so long as they stay in the managers' good graces. You can already fire anyone for any reason basically, with the exception of the protected classes at which point you can still fire them for being black or Jewish or a woman or whatever...but you gotta make it less Obvious.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 14:18 |
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Do they come with a reusable applicator pen?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 15:28 |
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the container is apparently made of seaweed (????) guess this is how i can openly drink at work!
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 16:42 |
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The Nastier Nate posted:You can already fire anyone for any reason basically, with the exception of the protected classes at which point you can still fire them for being black or Jewish or a woman or whatever...but you gotta make it less Yes but executives are very Not Racist so they like it when spreadsheets do their racism for them
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 16:48 |
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withak posted:that can’t be real.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 17:27 |
Seems weird but looks like it could be fun; I would try it
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 17:34 |
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im on the net me boys posted:Seems weird but looks like it could be fun; I would try it ugh you have to BITE the seaweed thing and let it burst into your mouth like a blood capsule, and then eat the seaweed. if the thing dissolved in your mouth that might be cool, but something like that could never survive a bar environment. if you want to "eat" your booze, liquor filled chocolates are a thing. why aren't those more popular?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 17:44 |
Fat-Lip-Sum-41.mp3 posted:ugh you have to BITE the seaweed thing and let it burst into your mouth like a blood capsule, and then eat the seaweed. if the thing dissolved in your mouth that might be cool, but something like that could never survive a bar environment. I agree, why aren't they more popular? I really like those.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 17:52 |
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finally, peate flavored jello shots
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 18:37 |
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weed infused chocolate covered cherries with a brandy center are extremely good
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:15 |
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literally the shittiest dystopia https://twitter.com/mbrennanchina/status/1180095792050106368
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:22 |
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The Internet of poo poo strikes again.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:36 |
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but what if you could get hosed up on eating tide pods?
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:41 |
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throw to first drat IT posted:Can I shove those in my rear end? Johnny Walker are developing a suppository.
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:44 |
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johnny walker brown
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 19:56 |
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Bear Retrieval Unit posted:Johnny Walker are developing a suppository. my rear end is already full of poo poo though
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 21:59 |
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whiskey helps with that
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:11 |
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Individually sealed vodka soaked manpons. Yes, they come in camo!
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# ? Oct 5, 2019 22:53 |
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Third World Reagan posted:here you go, one of the few videos about this list Not only has this video been demonitized, you owe us money per view. The How Stuff Works guy literally wrote a dystopian/utopian Sci-Fi story about this 7 years ago https://marshallbrain.com/manna.htm Shear Modulus posted:its pretty telling that amazon has both some of the most advanced automation and artificial intelligence technology and also one of the largest manual labor workforces and they are spending time automating the management of the manual laborers instead of automating the manual labor foobardog posted:That just means we can possibly have yet another product contributing to the fatbergs in the sewer system.
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 04:11 |
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so what you're saying i should eat as many of these whisky pods as i can, to help.
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 09:02 |
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GWBBQ posted:The How Stuff Works guy literally wrote a dystopian/utopian Sci-Fi story about this 7 years ago Not seven. Sixteen.
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 09:09 |
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other people posted:so what you're saying i should eat as many of these whisky pods as i can, to help. shove them up your rear end
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 10:34 |
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# ? May 28, 2024 00:13 |
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the depressing part of that is I can think of a lot of uses for the waste product and almost none for the actual material. so capitalists won't make more than they need for gag gifts basically
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# ? Oct 6, 2019 11:16 |