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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

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kittenmittons posted:

Employers are assholes the world over.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Holy poo poo I am bad at editing.

Anyway I've been a line cook for about a month after working my way up from dishwasher. By all accounts I'm doing well, but I wish I sucked less at communicating with other human beings.

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.
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https://twitter.com/keroppideath/status/1180509549893160961?s=19

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Naelyan posted:

The poo poo you've seen in movies for casinos? Yeah, that's actually all real. North Americans (not just Americans, because they're stupid big in Canada as well) love their casinos.

Specifically, their casino buffets. I can only speak of Vegas and Tunica, but a sizeable fraction of gamblers' primary goal is to get a comped ticket to the buffet.

But man, it's "the customer is always right" in the original sense, the buffets are fuckin' awesome

Me, I'll play Pai Gow for a couple of hours and get wasted for $5-10

Or Blackjack for +/- $150

stringless fucked around with this message at 11:49 on Oct 7, 2019

Kilonum
Sep 30, 2002

You know where you are? You're in the suburbs, baby. You're gonna drive.

pile of brown posted:

I wish that was in my county... I'm waiting on my last check for over 60 days which they claim "we don't have to pay you because you quit" gonna talk to dept of labor on Monday.

Holy poo poo, I would have been contacting DoL the second they missed the normal payday and said that poo poo.

Raikiri
Nov 3, 2008

Naelyan posted:

The poo poo you've seen in movies for casinos? Yeah, that's actually all real. North Americans (not just Americans, because they're stupid big in Canada as well) love their casinos.

I figured in Vegas sure but I just looked it up and the biggest casino is in Oklahoma? The gently caress?

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words
Tl;dr explanation https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Native_American_gaming

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Raikiri posted:

I figured in Vegas sure but I just looked it up and the biggest casino is in Oklahoma? The gently caress?

Eh, we're all about "largest" in the USA. But that's just about floor space (which should be easy in Oklahoma because there's plenty of space). All of the top 10 largest casinos in the USA are probably the only casinos in their area.

Yes, the WinStar in Thackerville, OK has 600,000 square feet of gaming space. Yes, that's more than any single casino in Vegas. But the top four in Vegas combined are hilariously close to 666,000 square feet of gaming space and there are a hell of a lot more than four casinos in Las Vegas.

21 casinos with over 100,000 square feet of casino space makes a difference in this calculus

stringless fucked around with this message at 17:02 on Oct 7, 2019

Anne Whateley
Feb 11, 2007
:unsmith: i like nice words

FFT posted:

All of the top 10 largest casinos in the USA are probably the only casinos in their area
Not at all. #2 and #3 are literally less than 10 miles apart

SHVPS4DETH
Mar 19, 2009

seen so much i'm going blind
and i'm brain-dead virtually





Ramrod XTreme

i’ve had too many days off lately so this speaks to me in unexpected ways

Malachite_Dragon
Mar 31, 2010

Weaving Merry Christmas magic
I yearn to be able to make that same kind of reply, and I'm a drat security guard.
"We're short at [x] location."
"Ain't that a fuckin' pickle. :geno:"

The Creature
Nov 23, 2014

FFT posted:

Eh, we're all about "largest" in the USA. But that's just about floor space (which should be easy in Oklahoma because there's plenty of space). All of the top 10 largest casinos in the USA are probably the only casinos in their area.

Yes, the WinStar in Thackerville, OK has 600,000 square feet of gaming space. Yes, that's more than any single casino in Vegas. But the top four in Vegas combined are hilariously close to 666,000 square feet of gaming space and there are a hell of a lot more than four casinos in Las Vegas.

21 casinos with over 100,000 square feet of casino space makes a difference in this calculus

While I am not a huge casino person, the WinStar you mentioned is really impressive in an over the top way. Oklahoma gaming is serious business. They are becoming more common than churches here. And there are at least 3 churches within a half a mile of my house.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Malachite_Dragon posted:

I yearn to be able to make that same kind of reply, and I'm a drat security guard.
"We're short at [x] location."
"Ain't that a fuckin' pickle. :geno:"

I got to do it, once (sorta) and I'm a computer toucher.

"Hi <Hyperlynx>, it's <IT guy> from <annoying customer company>. We've had a problem with the blah blah blah again."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! I don't work for <company> any more, though, so you'll just have to file a ticket."

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.

Hyperlynx posted:

I got to do it, once (sorta) and I'm a computer toucher.

"Hi <Hyperlynx>, it's <IT guy> from <annoying customer company>. We've had a problem with the blah blah blah again."
"Oh, I'm sorry to hear that! I don't work for <company> any more, though, so you'll just have to file a ticket."

Ahhh so you're the one who already had my usual screenname.

It's a good one.

Hyperlynx
Sep 13, 2015

Resting Lich Face posted:

Ahhh so you're the one who already had my usual screenname.

It's a good one.

v :shobon: v

I quite like yours, too.

AdorableStar
Jul 13, 2013

:patriot:



gently caress Sysco

They won't let me leave.

bare bottom pancakes
Sep 3, 2015

Production: Complete
Two separate corporate inspections this week and anniversary/customer appreciation week is next week. Every single person that isn't some kid is ready to burst.

I picked the wrong week to lower the nicotine in my e-cig.

Resting Lich Face
Feb 21, 2019


This case of an intraperitoneal zucchini is unusual, and does raise questions as to how hard one has to push a blunt vegetable to perforate the rectum.
At airport getting a bite to eat before my flight. Guy being massive cock to the waiter because he apparently missed his flight and thinks it gives him the right to act that way.

:argh:

Sandwich Anarchist
Sep 12, 2008

Resting Lich Face posted:

At airport getting a bite to eat before my flight. Guy being massive cock to the waiter because he apparently missed his flight and thinks it gives him the right to act that way.

:argh:

Welcome to my world. The Public is already poo poo, being in the airport makes them so much worse.

taqueso
Mar 8, 2004


:911:
:wookie: :thermidor: :wookie:
:dehumanize:

:pirate::hf::tinfoil:

You missed your flight, now you have nothing to do but relax and wait. Or be a dick and fume I guess

Guildenstern Mother
Mar 31, 2010

Why walk when you can ride?
This wine distributor is really dick hard about getting our business, but the owner is super flaky, and I find myself being invited to fancy luncheons to meet wine makers etc, and I think I'm going to keep going anyways, possibly to make friends enough to get hired by them instead, is this bad?

Air Skwirl
May 13, 2007

Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Guildenstern Mother posted:

This wine distributor is really dick hard about getting our business, but the owner is super flaky, and I find myself being invited to fancy luncheons to meet wine makers etc, and I think I'm going to keep going anyways, possibly to make friends enough to get hired by them instead, is this bad?

Absolutely do it.

Alkydere
Jun 7, 2010
Capitol: A building or complex of buildings in which any legislature meets.
Capital: A city designated as a legislative seat by the government or some other authority, often the city in which the government is located; otherwise the most important city within a country or a subdivision of it.



Guildenstern Mother posted:

This wine distributor is really dick hard about getting our business, but the owner is super flaky, and I find myself being invited to fancy luncheons to meet wine makers etc, and I think I'm going to keep going anyways, possibly to make friends enough to get hired by them instead, is this bad?

100% go for it. If they're not creepy/you enjoy them and they make more money do everything you can to join them. It's not your fault your boss is letting you slip out under his thumb.

Naelyan
Jul 21, 2007

Fun Shoe

Guildenstern Mother posted:

This wine distributor is really dick hard about getting our business, but the owner is super flaky, and I find myself being invited to fancy luncheons to meet wine makers etc, and I think I'm going to keep going anyways, possibly to make friends enough to get hired by them instead, is this bad?

This is called networking and no, it's not bad. Get that cushy wine job.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Guildenstern Mother posted:

This wine distributor is really dick hard about getting our business, but the owner is super flaky, and I find myself being invited to fancy luncheons to meet wine makers etc, and I think I'm going to keep going anyways, possibly to make friends enough to get hired by them instead, is this bad?

Go for it. You have to look out for yourself, and working distribution is generally a much cushier job. There was another goon who did that years ago, I think it was bloody ghost titty? One of the thread regulars, though I haven't seen him post in awhile - if my memory serves, he was much happier, making better money, working better hours and always had a massive stash of wine at home to boot.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008

Shooting Blanks posted:

Go for it. You have to look out for yourself, and working distribution is generally a much cushier job. There was another goon who did that years ago, I think it was bloody ghost titty? One of the thread regulars, though I haven't seen him post in awhile - if my memory serves, he was much happier, making better money, working better hours and always had a massive stash of wine at home to boot.

It was Turkeybone who went distribution. I’m supply, slightly different but still far richer a life than operations.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

We catered a wedding last night at a fancy craft brewery and holy gently caress I wish I could get a toe in the door in brewery science (I have a micro and chemistry degree, so I’ve been trying like hell). I only had a quick second to chat with one of the brewing folks but he loves his job and gets to do all sorts of traveling, conferences and education. Unfortunately, that was cut short by hundreds of drunken wedding guests.

The entire wedding party of 20 also decided to kindly come in to the restaurant for Sunday brunch today too without warning and without leaving a tip, so that was cool.

Shooting Blanks
Jun 6, 2007

Real bullets mess up how cool this thing looks.

-Blade



Science WHORE posted:

We catered a wedding last night at a fancy craft brewery and holy gently caress I wish I could get a toe in the door in brewery science (I have a micro and chemistry degree, so I’ve been trying like hell). I only had a quick second to chat with one of the brewing folks but he loves his job and gets to do all sorts of traveling, conferences and education. Unfortunately, that was cut short by hundreds of drunken wedding guests.

The entire wedding party of 20 also decided to kindly come in to the restaurant for Sunday brunch today too without warning and without leaving a tip, so that was cool.

You don't autograt on groups larger than 4/6/8? Or did the whole party come in as smaller groups and none of them tipped?

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

No, we don’t autograt. We aren’t exactly a 5 star sit down restaurant. Our main business is homestyle casseroles and hot dogs to go, we don’t often get more than a group of 4 coming in to sit down. Sunday brunch is usually when we get the most sit down business and we still get stiffed a lot. I think some it is because we do order at the counter, then serve at the table. Folks tend to forget when there’s no check at the end of the meal, although we have square, so the option is definitely there when you run your card.

stringless
Dec 28, 2005

keyboard ⌨️​ :clint: cowboy

Science WHORE posted:

No, we don’t autograt. We aren’t exactly a 5 star sit down restaurant. Our main business is homestyle casseroles and hot dogs to go, we don’t often get more than a group of 4 coming in to sit down. Sunday brunch is usually when we get the most sit down business and we still get stiffed a lot. I think some it is because we do order at the counter, then serve at the table. Folks tend to forget when there’s no check at the end of the meal, although we have square, so the option is definitely there when you run your card.

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Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

FFT posted:

relevant av text

Basically how I’ve reacted to every situation since I started working here.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Science WHORE posted:

We catered a wedding last night at a fancy craft brewery and holy gently caress I wish I could get a toe in the door in brewery science (I have a micro and chemistry degree, so I’ve been trying like hell). I only had a quick second to chat with one of the brewing folks but he loves his job and gets to do all sorts of traveling, conferences and education. Unfortunately, that was cut short by hundreds of drunken wedding guests.

The entire wedding party of 20 also decided to kindly come in to the restaurant for Sunday brunch today too without warning and without leaving a tip, so that was cool.

Our brewer works by himself in his own space and isn't subject to the whims of customers. Lucky bastard.

bloody ghost titty
Oct 23, 2008
If you have relevant education, why not ask the brewers advice on how to break into the business?

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Science whore, come to my podunk town. We have at least 4 craft breweries within a half mile of downtown, and we're all dumb as poo poo. Also cost of living is cheap.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Our other main industries produce chips and pretzels.

It's like bio-dome for drunks.

Ball Tazeman
Feb 2, 2010

bloody ghost titty posted:

If you have relevant education, why not ask the brewers advice on how to break into the business?

I was on a job and only had a quick moment to chat since we were sharing some space in the back of the brewery, I’m kicking myself for not getting contact info though.

kittenmittons posted:

Science whore, come to my podunk town. We have at least 4 craft breweries within a half mile of downtown, and we're all dumb as poo poo. Also cost of living is cheap.

Is it in the Midwest? Because if so, I’d consider it.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

Science WHORE posted:

I was on a job and only had a quick moment to chat since we were sharing some space in the back of the brewery, I’m kicking myself for not getting contact info though.


Is it in the Midwest? Because if so, I’d consider it.

Kind of.

Pennsylvania. The midwest of the i95 corridor.

Eric the Mauve
May 8, 2012

Making you happy for a buck since 199X

kittenmittons posted:

Kind of.

Pennsylvania. The midwest of the i95 corridor.

Pennsyltucky, or West Jersey?

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whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Pennsyltucky.

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