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Dameius
Apr 3, 2006

bony tony posted:

Super Soaker Party!, please. He had a family.

Nah he was just another piece of cannon fodder.

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Happy Thread
Jul 10, 2005

by Fluffdaddy
Plaster Town Cop

SardonicTyrant posted:

Call me back when we arm the homeless to beat up other homeless working for rival companies.

reignofevil posted:

I think we call this The Marines.

CzarChasm
Mar 14, 2009

I don't like it when you're watching me eat.

The Bloop posted:

Salt lick? Meet carb gnaw.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

ugh oh god

reminds me of when one of my friends ate nothing but chunks off a giant (~20 gallon party size) rice krispie treat for three days :barf:

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

ugh oh god

reminds me of when one of my friends ate nothing but chunks off a giant (~20 gallon party size) rice krispie treat for three days :barf:

My friend ate an entire hunk of cheddar from a state fair like an apple while she drank an entire bottle of persecco. It was an impressive feat of endurance.

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

ugh oh god

reminds me of when one of my friends ate nothing but chunks off a giant (~20 gallon party size) rice krispie treat for three days :barf:

When our ancestors hunted rice krispies they would use all the parts of the kill to eat or make tools, clothing or shelter with.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


a friend of mine once ate a five-pound gummy bear over the course of a few weeks

he carved off pieces with a steak knife

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe

Doc Hawkins posted:

a friend of mine once ate a five-pound gummy bear over the course of a few weeks

he carved off pieces with a steak knife

That seems a little grisly

Big Mad Drongo
Nov 10, 2006

As long as he was a koalafied confectioner, I don't see the problem. :colbert:

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



gummi bears arent made from gristle :rolleyes:

Lobok
Jul 13, 2006

Say Watt?

They meant grizzly.

Ariong
Jun 25, 2012

Get bashed, platonist!


Brawnfire posted:

So no Turkey pardon for Thanksgiving this year?

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.

Big Mad Drongo posted:

As long as he was a koalafied confectioner, I don't see the problem. :colbert:

mods I demand blood

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.

1stGear posted:

mods I demand blood

Puns can be polarizing to bear.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

Solice Kirsk posted:

Puns can be polarizing to bear.

Especially when they panda to certain groups.

Carthag Tuek
Oct 15, 2005

Tider skal komme,
tider skal henrulle,
slægt skal følge slægters gang



Lobok posted:

They meant grizzly.

grizzlies aren't made from gristle either :rolleyes:

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Bread horse penis fish.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Paladinus posted:

Bread horse penis fish.
i keep trying to turn my monitor on but nothing's happening

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


Phy posted:

That seems a little grisly

it was quite the spectacle

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Super Soaker Party! posted:

It's "society works the same way". You clod. You moron. You absolute buffoon.
Oof, I flubbed that one completely.

Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Also, koalas are not bears.

Neito
Feb 18, 2009

😌Finally, an avatar the describes my love of tech❤️‍💻, my love of anime💖🎎, and why I'll never see a real girl 🙆‍♀️naked😭.

From the /r/relationships thread in GBS:

Smirking_Serpent posted:

TLDNR: I have seen a video of my bf masturbating over a pile of plastic dinosaurs; my friends have seen it too. I feel humilated, should I be angry or should I try to understand

Pirate Radar posted:

Curse his sudden but inevitable ejaculation

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Grandmother of Five posted:

I thought money, power, women and respect was out of my reach, but then I started pouting and stomping my feet in public spaces when things don't go exactly my way.

Darkman Fanpage posted:

hollerin and wailin like a real big bitch for attention in the grocery store hoping one of the store associates will come ask what's wrong and when they finally do ill tell them i can't reach the hamburger helper on the top shelf

Rust Martialis
May 8, 2007

At night, Bavovnyatko quietly comes to the occupiers’ bases, depots, airfields, oil refineries and other places full of flammable items and starts playing with fire there

Doc Hawkins posted:

a friend of mine once ate a five-pound gummy bear over the course of a few weeks

he carved off pieces with a steak knife

Did you take a picture? That's a real Kodiak Moment.

Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right

Krankenstyle posted:

gummi bears arent made from gristle :rolleyes:

This might be :thejoke: but I went "Wait, aren't they?" and googled it and one of their main ingredients is gelatin which is made from collagen derived from cartilaginous cuts of meat or bones which is gristle.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

This might be :thejoke: but I went "Wait, aren't they?" and googled it and one of their main ingredients is gelatin which is made from collagen derived from cartilaginous cuts of meat or bones which is gristle.

Gelatin can be plant-based. Or rather there is a plant-based gelling agent that is often used in sweets instead of gelatin.

Fleta Mcgurn
Oct 5, 2003

Porpoise noise continues.
But then it'd say "plant-derived" gelatin or agar-agar, I think.

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!

Fleta Mcgurn posted:

But then it'd say "plant-derived" gelatin or agar-agar, I think.

Fair do's.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Here's a novelty for this thread, a funny forums quote:

Ghost Leviathan posted:

Internet power corrupts idiotically.

RabbitWizard
Oct 21, 2008

Muldoon

Jedit posted:

Presumably this is what they mean when they complain about rappers promoting violins in the media.

TheKennedys
Sep 23, 2006

By my hand, I will take you from this godforsaken internet

Neito posted:

From the /r/relationships thread in GBS:

this particular r/relationship hit the internet crossover singularity when it turned out phiz kalifa's wife knows dinosaur fucker and he's a Dinosaur Guy, not a computer toucher

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

lord funk posted:

gently caress you Proxima Nova lower case a. The rest of you is great, and you come along with your bubbly curled up loop and mess everything up.



canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

TheKennedys posted:

this particular r/relationship hit the internet crossover singularity when it turned out phiz kalifa's wife knows dinosaur fucker and he's a Dinosaur Guy, not a computer toucher

I just read that and hoooooooooo boy that was interesting.

purple death ray
Jul 28, 2007

me omw 2 steal ur girl

How are the beetles doing anyway it's been a while since I posted in that thread

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Doc Hawkins posted:

a friend of mine once ate a five-pound gummy bear over the course of a few weeks

he carved off pieces with a steak knife

Gummy thicc

Danaru
Jun 5, 2012

何 ??

BOOTY-ADE posted:

Gummy thicc

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

purple death ray posted:

How are the beetles doing anyway it's been a while since I posted in that thread

chitinous and sussurious, as per the norm

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

that's always good to hear, in the context of beetles

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
yeah it's when they mimic human speech, that's what you gotta worry about.

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Philippe
Aug 9, 2013

(she/her)
Mimic was a good movie

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