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Cloud Potato posted:Mail: God I just spotted the absolutely dreadful rendition of Man Sitting On Bench there in the background what is wrong with this idiot, why can't he draw anything
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's rhetoric – A defiant Boris Johnson will use this weekend’s Tory conference in Manchester to intensify to his ‘people v parliament’ rhetoric, after a tumultuous week in which he was accused of dangerously inflaming political tensions" Telegraph:  PM's divisive ‘surrender bill’ phrase is neither careless nor casual Independent:  After Godfried Schalcken. The i paper:  Times:  WATCH: Michael Gove accused of being ‘drunk or on drugs’ as he sways and stumbles during crucial Commons debate Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Bank scammers stealing £1m a day from customers  'You've NEVER trusted banks, have you Arthur?' Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "Boris Johnson and Dominic Cummings: sweet surrender? – The prime minister and his poisonous sidekick react to accusations of ‘dangerous language’" Sunday Telegraph:  Independent on Sunday:  Sunday Times: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Sunday Telegraph: 
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Cloud Potato posted:Telegraph: e: "Surrender, BOB!" was right there... 
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there's absolutely no reason to not say a word ever unless the word is literally a swear. this makes sense
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on Brexit and the Tory party conference – In a bullish performance, Johnson said repeatedly that the public are weary of Brexit and just want to get it done – the slogan of this year’s Tory conference" Telegraph:  Today at the Conservative party conference; After Coronation Street. Matt:  Man who invented labradoodle says it's his 'life's regret' Independent:  Boris Johnson: 'I think I've been the model of restraint' Times:  Evening Standard: 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson and the Tory conference – PM will address party conference on Wednesday desperate to turn the spotlight back on to his domestic agenda" Matt:  Boris Johnson groping allegation haunts Tory conference Independent:  Times:  Tory spending plans: Sajid Javid's key pledges Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS ON... Sobriety bracelets for drink-drivers  ‘The Tories didn’t introduce sobriety tags – my wife’s had me wearing one for years!’ David Squires: 
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lol @ Arse Head Brendan
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Ah I see the regular women are nagging old bags cartoon continues in the Mail. And people are still dressed in 1950s clothes.
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The Xhaka cow  e: vv Haha, I didn't even notice that one! frankenfreak fucked around with this message at 23:20 on Oct 1, 2019 |
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The yellow card, even on the back of the shirt
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson and the Irish border – Boris Johnson has been sharply criticised in Dublin, Paris and Berlin for signalling plans for the return of a hard border on the island of Ireland" Yesterday's Telegraph:  Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  Times:  China celebrates 70th anniversary as Xi warns ‘no force can shake great nation’ Evening Standard:  Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Britain's crime crackdown 
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Executing people for high crimes you say Paul?
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What the gently caress is Blower going on about, in either of those monstrosities.
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the home secretary's law and order agenda – Priti Patel’s conference speech focused heavily on the police, with extra funds for tackling drug gangs" After Cruikshank. Telegraph:  Fish puns and testicles: the strangest moments from Johnson's speech Matt:  Independent:  After Nirvana. Times:  Evening Standard:  EU parliament: Boris Johnson Brexit plan not remotely acceptable Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... Boris's Brexit bombshell 
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why has boris stolen theresa may's face
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Careful, Torygraph, that's very close to traitorous thought!
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That Matt is genuinely a good joke, so well done him.
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I wonder if there's a point where Matt expresses an opinion so against the telegraph that they actually refuse to print it, or if he's an unstoppable behemoth of bland cartoons that the editors dare not question
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Pilchenstein posted:That Matt is genuinely a good joke, so well done him. £650k well spent
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I'd be surprised if the subeditor even looked at them after the 500th squiggle man next to a sign.
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His absurd contract probably gives him complete editorial freedom. Unless he attacks the owners directly he's golden.
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Wait they pay Matt £650k? Why?
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because if he leaves, the Barclays' castle will sink into the sea
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on Boris Johnson's Brexit legacy – Europe has told the PM that his proposals for the Irish border do not ‘even remotely’ amount to an acceptable deal" Telegraph:  Matt:  Independent:  After Illingworth, can't find original. Times:  Bonus! Morland's animated cartoon. Evening Standard:  Joker review – the most disappointing film of the year Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... RSC's eco-conscious move 
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Rory Stewart leaving the Conservatives – The former Tory MP Rory Stewart has announced he will run for the London mayoralty as an independent candidate, after resigning from the Conservative party and standing down from his Penrith and The Border seat at the next election" Telegraph:  Banksy work depicting MPs as chimpanzees sells for record price Matt:  Met police agreed to say they believed VIP abuse claims – report Independent:  After Walter Sickert. Times:  House Democrats subpoena White House over Ukraine documents; Extinction Rebellion protesters spray fake blood on to Treasury Mail: Paul Thomas on... the VIP child abuse enquiry  'I hold no brief for Scotland Yard, my dear Watson, but YOU must resign!' Stephen Collins: 
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Observer: "A steaming pile of Tory Brexit – Boris Johnson’s ‘deal’ leaves a nasty whiff in the European Union" Sunday Telegraph:  Matt:  Johnson will write to EU requesting article 50 extension, court told Independent on Sunday:  Hong Kong leader to ban face masks as she activates colonial-era powers Sunday Times: 
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Guardian: "Ben Jennings on the PM's efforts to reach a Brexit deal – The EU, in the shape of Michel Barnier, has said Boris Johnson’s latest proposals are not acceptable" Telegraph:  Ginger Baker, wild and brilliant Cream drummer, dies aged 80 Matt:  Extinction Rebellion: fresh protests to 'shut down' Westminster Independent:  Times:  Johnson reportedly wrote letter backing Arcuri for quango job Evening Standard:  Jennifer Arcuri refuses to deny claims of affair with Boris Johnson
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Not sure what Boomhauer did to deserve Johnson's ire Angepain fucked around with this message at 08:02 on Oct 8, 2019 |
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Guardian: "Martin Rowson on Boris Johnson's Brexit dance with the EU – Downing Street has sought to deflect the blame for the Brexit impasse on to Britain’s EU counterparts, as Boris Johnson’s plans continue to meet a frosty reception" Telegraph:  Extinction Rebellion: 280 arrested in central London protests Matt:  No 10 source: Brexit talks on brink of collapse after Merkel-Johnson call Independent:  Jennifer Arcuri refuses to deny claims of affair with Boris Johnson Times:  Evening Standard:  Humpback whale spotted in Thames east of London Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... London's eco-chaos  David Squires: 
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What A Good Cartoon. I'm glad Blower has had a change of heart,
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Angepain posted:Not sure what Boomhauer did to deserve Johnson's ire Dagnamtol blondfatman brexitainnotnogud dangheck
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Rarity posted:Squires getting in on the Bit a of meme fan, that Squires. Look at the previous one with the four Brucey panels at the end.
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Red Oktober posted:Bit a of meme fan, that Squires. Look at the previous one with the four Brucey panels at the end. These loss.jpg parodies keep getting more and more abstract
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Squires is at very least into Weird Twitter and imo is likely a goonCloud Potato posted:David Squires:
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Guardian: "Steve Bell on the Merkel-Johnson phone call over Brexit talks – Row erupts over Irish border issue as EU accuses UK of playing ‘stupid blame game’" Telegraph:  Matt:  Coleen Rooney accuses Rebekah Vardy of leaking stories to Sun Independent:  Times:  Humpback whale seen in Thames has died, says rescue service Evening Standard:  Pizza Express lining up for painful debt restructuring Mail: PAUL THOMAS on... climate protests in London 
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