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The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
The only way he'll earn clemency from me is by letting me chill with his cool dog.

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Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

The Puppy Bowl posted:

The only way he'll earn clemency from me is by letting me chill with his cool dog.


somebody post the one where the house is flooded

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

somebody post the one where the house is flooded

This is the version I somehow had saved...



EDIT: While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".

fartknocker fucked around with this message at 00:55 on Oct 10, 2019

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

fartknocker posted:

EDIT: While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".



He'd have died if he tackled foles like that

a patagonian cavy
Jan 12, 2009

UUA CVG 230000 KZID /RM TODAY IS THE FIRST DAY OF THE BENGALS DYNASTY

mind=blown

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF

fartknocker posted:



EDIT: While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".



When the dick so good it gives you brain damage

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

fartknocker posted:

This is the version I somehow had saved...



EDIT: While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".



what a great post

kalensc
Sep 10, 2003

Only Trust Your Respirator, kupo!
Art/Quote by: Rubby
Burfict wholly deserves the upheld suspension.

Sucks that NFL bagholders will point to that as an actual action towards player safety.

That Which Squeaks
Aug 28, 2006

"Good. Use your aggressive feelings, boy. Let the hate flow through you."
-Bill Belichick
https://twitter.com/BenVolin/status/1182108599058874368?s=20

This'll be fun

really queer Christmas
Apr 22, 2014


Put in eli to make it even more clownball

Docjowles
Apr 9, 2009

oldgoatmon
Jul 4, 2004

Ohhh Bitch, You Got Jacked Bitch

really queer Christmas posted:

Put in eli to make it even more clownball

This, but don't put him in at qb

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

oldgoatmon posted:

This, but don't put him in at qb

Every other play, spin a giant wheel with all relevant positions on it. Whatever the wheel lands on, that's what Eli plays as.

Barudak
May 7, 2007

Cthulu Carl posted:

Every other play, spin a giant wheel with all relevant positions on it. Whatever the wheel lands on, that's what Eli plays as.

<Eli dutifully starts driving the recovery cart>

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land





looks like its time to establish the run

No Irish Need Imply
Nov 30, 2008

Grittybeard posted:

You do have to admit that picture from college where he's pointing at the quarterback is an all time great football picture.

I'm not sure how many dangerous hits that forgives but I'm sure it's a few.


fartknocker posted:

While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".
You named it that because that is what happened. I remember.

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Worth it.

No Irish Need Imply posted:

You named it that because that is what happened. I remember.

I did too, but it’s hilarious and thus needed to be shared while I was hunting through my GIF folder. Flacco having an iron dong was a thing for a little while, until the Ravens started falling off and Big Dick Nick entered our lives (:quagmire:).

I would blow Dane Cook
Dec 26, 2008

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

looks like its time to establish the run

Establish the walk carefully more like.

sharknado slashfic
Jun 24, 2011

fartknocker posted:

This is the version I somehow had saved...



EDIT: While finding that among my pictures, I also found the following, which was named "Vontaze Burfict concussing himself on Joe Flacco's penis".



I miss when I had an actual elite qb


Yeah I'm sure it will effect Brady throwing 4 tds

HereticMIND
Nov 4, 2012

Based on their performance against the Packers this past Sunday, I fully expect the Cowboys to spiral out of control during their game against the Jets and lose in the most hilarious of fashions.

If this happens, then the Eagles will look more like a solid lock for the playoffs, which will make me happy. The salt from Skip Bayless will be glorious if this comes true.


sharknado slashfic posted:

I miss when I had an actual elite qb

Lamar is an elite QB.

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Kyle Allen is an elite qb

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

sharknado slashfic posted:

Yeah I'm sure it will effect Brady throwing 4 tds

Yeah just because it's raining doesn't make a game fun. This is still the Pats at home playing a trashcan team. There's nothing fun about 31-3 in the 3rd quarter.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yeah just because it's raining doesn't make a game fun. This is still the Pats at home playing a trashcan team. There's nothing fun about 31-3 in the 3rd quarter.

Well that depends on your perspective.

Phyein
Jun 19, 2009

~Sucka Tried To Play Me
But You Never Paid Me, Never, Oh No You Didn't~
~Pay Back Is A Comin, You Will Be Runnin Forever~

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yeah just because it's raining doesn't make a game fun. This is still the Pats at home playing a trashcan team. There's nothing fun about 31-3 in the 3rd quarter.

If it was any team besides the Bills Browns or Pats I'd rather enjoy a good clowning of the New York Football Giants

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Diva Cupcake posted:

Yeah just because it's raining doesn't make a game fun. This is still the Pats at home playing a trashcan team. There's nothing fun about 31-3 in the 3rd quarter.

sounds fun to me, make it 38-3 and we got a deal

Ehud
Sep 19, 2003

football.

tom brady


cheats

t a s t e
Sep 6, 2010

Ehud posted:

tom brady


cheats

BrownThunder
Oct 26, 2005

EXTEND BEN!
Forever and ever and ever

Ehud posted:

tom brady


cheats

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Play posted:

My interpretation of this schedule:

Washington @ Dolphins - battle of the stoppable force and the movable object. which 0-win team will come out on top?

:pray: bring on the tie and 0-5-1 :pray:

6-6 final score, two FGs vs a TD with a missed kick. Missed FG during overtime

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Ehud posted:

tom brady


owns

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

Ehud posted:

tom brady


cheats

:hmmyes:


:sad:

Spoeank
Jul 16, 2003

That's a nice set of 11 dynasty points there, it would be a shame if 3 rings were to happen with it

Ehud posted:

tom brady


cheats

Hmmmm sounds right

Blowjob Overtime
Apr 6, 2008

Steeeeriiiiiiiiike twooooooo!

Ehud posted:

tom brady


cheats

Big if true

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







it is known.

Hot Diggity!
Apr 3, 2010

SKELITON_BRINGING_U_ON.GIF
It's cool that whenever someone goes "Tom Brady is the GOAT" you can respond "Tom Brady is a cheater" completely destroying their argument with FACTS and LOGIC.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!

Hot Diggity! posted:

It's cool that whenever someone goes "Tom Brady is the GOAT" you can respond "Tom Brady is a cheater" completely destroying their argument with FACTS and LOGIC.

What if both are true

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Is he a goat or is he a goat

sweet thursday
Sep 16, 2012

Technically praying to God is attempting to enlist an outside force to alter the outcome of a game, so Rivers is the biggest cheater of all

fartknocker
Oct 28, 2012


Damn it, this always happens. I think I'm gonna score, and then I never score. It's not fair.



Wedge Regret

a neat cape posted:

What if both are true

GOAT of cheating maybe, otherwise nah.

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nah
Mar 16, 2009

The greatest of all time wouldn't lose 3 Super Bowls

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