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DragQueenofAngmar posted:AITA for melting the stapler in the oven I do agree with the dad that you should always check the oven by why the gently caress was there a stapler in there??? Power Khan posted:It's literally what she's getting off to and she's posting it for people with a similar fetish, interacting with them. She's generating content lol. Yeah I came to post this. If your partner is ok with it go hog wild but if you are doing it on the sly it’s not ok and yeah kinda “cheating”.
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Hobo Clown posted:AITA for not wanting to drive an old lady to her home like my friend wanted? I hate this person so much
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Oct 10, 2019 17:56
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If your order is taking a while please just speak with your waiter. They are people and understand words. You don't need to glare at them while stewing in the corner.
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Oct 10, 2019 17:56
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Scathach posted:Who the gently caress tries to dry a stapler in an oven? What the poo poo? gently caress that dude and his stapler. Now I'm mad about staplers. People with dementia
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Oct 10, 2019 17:58
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luxury handset posted:it is a wise idea to check an oven before you turn it on to preheat it but that's just so you don't have to deal with heated pans or baking sheets stored in the oven, not a stapler. what the hell He was told that he had to learn how to cook the staples
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Dazerbeams posted:Terminally white. I'd say it's 50/50 white or Asian.
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Listen if someone leaves a meltable thing in the oven it's their fault it melted, not mine because I turned the oven on. Don't put weird poo poo in ovens.Power Khan posted:People with dementia I mean I was assuming guy with a son living at home probably doesn't have dementia yet. But yes, this is true. Scathach fucked around with this message at 18:01 on Oct 10, 2019 |
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I think the real question is how did the stapler get so wet and what stapler emergency justified such a fast drying procedure?
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DemoneeHo posted:Have another racism and, more appallingly, flexing over how to eat a pizza wrong Did she eat at Trump's place? gently caress those dumbass racists and enjoy eating your pizza however the gently caress you want.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:03
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Johnny Truant posted:can you elaborate more on this, it sounds interesting She was supposed to just map parameters on files that clients were sending and process them through a UI but she convinced her dummy manager to approve change access and she started scripting instead of mapping which is bad because there were strict rules in place stating that they cannot alter the data that is sent by the clients. Anyway, she flew under the radar for a while but she was dumb and her SQL was poo poo so eventually she wound up changing a few hundred peoples emails to a single email address and all of their communications were sent there for about a week. Now that's a bad gently caress up for any company but in this case, the emails in question were for COBRA and direct bill healthcare enrollments so it was sort of a big (legal) deal because it was a massive HIPAA breach. Anyway that guy called the company and said, "hey I just got all of my coworkers COBRA eligibility emails." It blew up from there and within an hour I was tasked with figuring out if the client sent his email address on the file for everyone by mistake or if the changes were made internally. At first I assumed it was a client mistake but then I saw her user ID on the file processing report and got this sinking feeling that it wasn't the clients fault. Unfortunately I was right.
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Ugh gently caress that guy. My wife is involved in an regional choir among other volunteer-related things and we are constantly getting roped into helping lonely, broke, old ladies get home after the one social activity they have for the month in between their busy schedules of sitting around hoping their kids call them today. While technically an inconvenience you'd have to be rear end in a top hat of unusual proportion to not feel some level of responsibility for the welfare of people in that situation.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:05
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luxury handset posted:neither party is really an rear end in a top hat here, they're just inexperienced and going through an inevitable and mutual breakup from a relationship which has clearly run its course A few pages back but  She pushed for marriage, wanted an immediate answer, he left due to a family emergency & didn't give the answer she wanted...so she broke up with him. Then reiterated by text & phone call that they were broken up after the fact. He dodged a huge, whiny, manipulative bitch bullet & she can go find some other sad sack doormat to push her bullshit on.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:10
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Scathach posted:Listen if someone leaves a meltable thing in the oven it's their fault it melted, not mine because I turned the oven on. Don't put weird poo poo in ovens. It can start in the 30s, many are really good at hiding it.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:12
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Pvt.Scott posted:This lady sounds like a real Karen. I’ll bet she has the hair. There’s also no way things went exactly as described by this Karen, and I’m sure there’s months of context missing. Given lack of evidence though, assholeness is indeterminate. Ehh, the whole Karen thing does have a lot of sexist tones, and her yelling and escalating to the manager got the bill fixed. It's ok to get upset and get poo poo fixed when you're getting hosed over.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:14
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My ex-wife would put all kinds of poo poo in the oven and microwave. If it was in her way in the kitchen, rather than put it where it goes, she'd stick it in one of those two appliances. I once preheated the oven for something and then went downstairs to switch the laundry. By the time I came up maybe five minutes later smoke was pouring out of the open oven while the alarms were blaring and she's out on the balcony frantically pouring water on a smoldering melted black thing that I later found out was the goddamn CD player.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:19
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BOOTY-ADE posted:A few pages back but i wouldn't say she pushed for marriage any more than he declined a marriage, they just want different things out of this relationship right now. she wants deeper commitment, he likes the status quo. this alone is enough to break off a relationship if it cannot be reconciled. she's not wrong to want to take a further step, they've been dating for seven years and that's enough time to know if you want to commit or not she did break up with him, in a moment of anger. they both should have stayed broken up. but she calmed down and wanted to reconcile. OP should have stayed broken up if he wanted to do that rather than trying to go back think about it from her perspective - the man she was dating for seven years wouldn't give a straight answer about marriage, conveniently got a family emergency which turned out not to be a big deal, then within two days of their breakup was sleeping with one of his friends. this behavior makes sense the way OP explains it but also looks a whole lot like he was checked out of the relationship and ready to bail really they both should just part ways, they want different things out of this relationship and neither of them ever learned how to end a relationship with grace and respect. it's not too late to learn this essential lesson but since it's the first big breakup for both of them they are making a lot of mistakes
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Oct 10, 2019 18:21
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WIBTA if I wore a black dress to Christmas after being told the dress code is red and gold? I am very budget conscious, and also quite self conscious and often find it hard to find clothes that I think look good on me. I was in a mall the other day and I saw this pretty black dress with white dots on it on sale for a great price. I tried it on and it looked super flattering on me, which I was ecstatic about as this doesn’t happen to me often. I immediately decided I would buy the dress to wear on Christmas Day, which we are spending with my boyfriends family. Prior to this I had felt a bit anxious about what I was going to wear on this day as they always throw a huge Christmas party which to them is a big deal, so I was very happy with my find. I went home and tried the dress on for my boyfriend who agreed it looked great on me and was a nice outfit for Christmas Day. Today, we got a message in the group chat saying they had decided on a colour theme for the day which was red and gold. My boyfriend asked me what I was going to do about the dress, and I said I was still going to wear it, but I would paint my nails red and gold and maybe wear something red in my hair. He got a bit awkward and said that it’s probably better if I tried to find something better to wear that fits the colour scheme as they take their Christmas parties very seriously. I personally don’t think it’s a big deal, and the red and gold accessories would be enough. We can’t come to an agreement on this. WIBTA if I wore the black dress? Edit: just want to add a couple more points. They didn’t say the dress code was red and gold, just the theme of the day. I realise I wrote dress code in the title, my mistake. It’s also not my boyfriends actual family, just a family that’s close to him as he doesn’t have much family himself. They are wonderful lovely people who I know wouldn’t mind if I wore a black dress, it’s just whether it would be rude of me to do so.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:22
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Fitzy Fitz posted:If your order is taking a while please just speak with your waiter. They are people and understand words. You don't need to glare at them while stewing in the corner. The real power move is to wave a bunch of $1 bills at them and make a big show of putting them one by one back into your pocket for every minute your single pancake is late
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AITA? My husband and I are getting my stepson a car for his birthday. His mother wants to chip in and say that the car is from all of us, but I don’t want to do that. My stepson is turning 18 soon and my husband and I decided that we will be getting him a car. I make more than my husband does and we will be splitting the cost of the car 70/30. That’s fine with me. His mother is a woman who I make the effort to be civil with but don’t like. I am much younger than she and my husband are, and come from a more privileged background; she had a lot of things to say about that. She called me her ex’s cash cow and that’s one of the better things she said about me. We are not friends and I won’t even describe her as nice to me. When my husband told her that we will buy my stepson a car for his birthday, she said she wants to chip in 5% of the cost and then we could tell my stepson that the gift is from all of his parents and step parents. I don’t want to do that. I don’t need her 5% and my stepson knows that his mom and step dad are not in a position to equally share the cost of buying the car. I don’t want recognition for paying 70% of his gift’s cost but I don’t want to share my and my husband’s gift to my stepson with a woman who has always been antagonistic to me. I don’t know why she wants us to gift the car jointly now because we’ve never given my stepson a gift jointly before. And I don’t understand what’s so bad about getting separate gifts from me and his dad, and his mom and his stepdad. I know that many people will say that it’s better for my stepson to see that all his parents and step parents are getting along. I’m civil to his mom and I never talk negatively about her to him. Is that not enough? Am I incapable of being a good step mother to him if I’m not best friends with his mom? Do I have to let his mom get her way whenever she asks in the name of all parents getting along?
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Oct 10, 2019 18:24
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WIBTA if I (22F) didn't want to sleep in the same bed as my boyfriend (40M)?? I love my boyfriend and I love falling asleep with him but I have not had a good night sleep in months because of his sleeping habits. He has to have everything his way to sleep or her gets angry. So first off, I have a deviated septum and get bad sinus pain especially when the fan is on at night. I've told him this a dozen times and even asked if we could just turn it down a notch but he still says no (I'd like to add it's October now so it's already pretty cold in the house) second, I'm pretty small I weigh almost 100lbs woke he weighs probably 190-200.. because of this her thinks we shouldn't get equal parts of the bed OR blanket even though we sleep on a California king. So I wake up most night cold and on the edge of the bed.. if I try to take some blankets he will get mad and yank even more. We have a spare bedroom so I go in there now and then you get some sleep for that reason as well as these.. When he wakes up he is obnoxious. He wakes up and yawns like a cartoon character (scream yawning) or will just start talking to me while I'm still trying to sleep or will turn the tv on before he leaves the room. But when he wakes up to find me in the spare room he gets mad at ME! He says I'm being a baby and overreacting I want to know if this is just how most guys are when it comes to sleep and I am just overreacting or is as rude as I think it is. Edit: I also realize the age gap as I hear of it all the time. In this case it is irrelevant I just want to know if I'm the one being "ridiculous" as he says
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Oct 10, 2019 18:25
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WIBTA for exposing my late wife to my sons? rear end in a top hat Please bear with me while I try to gather my thoughts and explain just what’s going on. I (M40)was married to my wife (F38) for 18 years. We had what I thought was a perfect relationship, we barely fought, got along great, and she was my best friend. We had two sons together, J who is 14 and M who is 16. My wife passed extremely unexpectedly a month ago and it absolutely shattered our world. I feel so alone and have even started going to counseling to help with getting over her. Here is the hard part. Two nights ago I decided to go through my wife’s cell phone to read our text messages and look at some photos she had taken I never got sent. That’s when I found the messages after I decided to look through her browser history. Messages to men in their 60’s sending dirty photos she had sent me. Nights she told me she was visiting her sister, she was actually out with these men doing god knows what for money. I don’t want to get into to much detail with how filthy some of they were, but I cannot believe she could have done this to me. I suspected nothing. Ever. My sons are obviously still crushed and always talking up their mother and how sweet, amazing she is. How much they miss her love and honesty. I cannot see her as the woman I thought I knew and I am torn on what to do. On one hand, I don’t want to make this passing harder for them and hinder their thoughts about their mother but on another hand I feel they are old enough to know the truth. WIBTA if I exposed my late wife to my sons and told them what she was really doing to our family? Please help me. EDIT: Wow. Thanks for all the feedback. I never knew that me losing a best friend, wife and mother of my children would end with me being berated. This post didn’t come from malicious intent to hurt my children, and I apologize if it came out that way. I asked because I truly don’t know. I feel that I would have wanted to know who my mother was fully but I can see why so many disagree. This is something that I will keep to myself for now- and if my children ever inquire further that’s something I will deal with along the way. To all the ones who were kind, thank you. And to those calling me a selfish piece of poo poo I hope you are never put in my position. Thank you. -------------------------------- e: There's some horrible stories of similar calibre in the comments Power Khan fucked around with this message at 18:28 on Oct 10, 2019 |
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What kind of tacky assholes would try to make their guests dress up in Christmas colors?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:I don’t want recognition for paying 70% of his gift’s cost but I don’t want to share my and my husband’s gift to my stepson with a woman who has always been antagonistic to me
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Oct 10, 2019 18:30
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I (22F) didn't want to sleep in the same bed as my boyfriend (40M)?? I've come around on these type of age gap stories. They used to make me so angry but these days I'm just gleeful at reading how miserable being in denial can make a person.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:30
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Smirking_Serpent posted:Edit: I also realize the age gap as I hear of it all the time. In this case it is irrelevant I just want to know if I'm the one being "ridiculous" as he says lol
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Oct 10, 2019 18:31
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Pinecone Sample posted:AITA for asking my wife to workout on her own time and be honest about how long she will workout or is she the rear end in a top hat for doing it whenever she wants and lying about how long she will do it? This guy posted ANOTHER thread about his wife 'lying' to him about 2 hours ago. He deleted it, but the bot saved it. quote:AITA for calling my wife a selfish liar foe not considering me or is she the rear end in a top hat for doing what she wants when she wants?
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I (22F) didn't want to sleep in the same bed as my boyfriend (40M)?? It is forever and always the 15+ age gap when the older person is selfish and stubborn and throws tantrums if they don't get their way.
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Oct 10, 2019 18:33
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Hobo Clown posted:The real power move is to wave a bunch of $1 bills at them and make a big show of putting them one by one back into your pocket for every minute your single pancake is late I really appreciate customers like that. It's very considerate of them to let me know when they've forgotten their "I'm an rear end in a top hat" sign at home. Oh it's going to cost me $3 to give bare minimum service to a jackass? Bargain!
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My (32m) girlfriend (29f) struggles with mental health and is insisting on spending $27k/yr on a horse for her well-being. We make $42k/yr and are at the end of grad school. She blames me for not getting another job to afford this and says she's going to buy it anyway. [very long]quote:I don’t really know where to begin, because there is a lot of background to share and this is (sort of) a problem that my girlfriend (29f) and I (32m) have been having for several years at this point. We met going to graduate school in PhD programs in different departments at the same university in a large American city. We’ve been together for about four and a half years, and we’ve lived together for about four (it was quick, but my apartment complex kicked out all month-to-monthers to renovate and raise prices). top comment: quote:Stop it. Stop IT. STOP IT! there's more to it but that's the relevant bit lol
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pentyne posted:It is forever and always the 15+ age gap when the older person is selfish and stubborn and throws tantrums if they don't get their way. well what's the point of having a surrogate child you can gently caress if they won't even listen to your rules
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Oct 10, 2019 18:40
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gamingCaffeinator posted:This guy posted ANOTHER thread about his wife 'lying' to him about 2 hours ago. He deleted it, but the bot saved it. She's definitely intentionally doing it during these times to avoid her clearly insufferable husband. I would too. 
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Frog Act posted:My (32m) girlfriend (29f) struggles with mental health and is insisting on spending $27k/yr on a horse for her well-being. We make $42k/yr and are at the end of grad school. She blames me for not getting another job to afford this and says she's going to buy it anyway. [very long] 3879 words according to MS Word for this post and I just need 5: You are being a dumbass.
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"if we get to a point where we demonstrate a stable income that can spend half(ish) of our above-basic-costs income on the horse, that would be a responsible choice"
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Kuros posted:3879 words according to MS Word for this post and I just need 5: You are being a dumbass. Horses and boats are two of the worst financial decisions a human being can make.
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dick wizard posted:She was supposed to just map parameters on files that clients were sending and process them through a UI but she convinced her dummy manager to approve change access and she started scripting instead of mapping which is bad because there were strict rules in place stating that they cannot alter the data that is sent by the clients. ohhh okay, i thought it was somehow related to the "you call my s/o MASTER" thing
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Smirking_Serpent posted:WIBTA if I wore a black dress to Christmas after being told the dress code is red and gold? gently caress this poo poo. you can have a party with a dress code if you want, based on level of formality, and I guess crazy people are now having weddings where you dictate the color choices of your guests which is incredibly obnoxious, but you can’t color code enforce a goddamn christmas party. who are these insufferable wasps
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Frog Act posted:My (32m) girlfriend (29f) struggles with mental health and is insisting on spending $27k/yr on a horse for her well-being. We make $42k/yr and are at the end of grad school. She blames me for not getting another job to afford this and says she's going to buy it anyway. [very long] Food $200 Data $150 Rent $800 Bike $1200 Horse $27000 Utility $150 someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying
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sweet thursday posted:"if we get to a point where we demonstrate a stable income that can spend half(ish) of our above-basic-costs income on the horse, that would be a responsible choice" This is the only enjoyable part of that post.
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Beachcomber posted:This is the only enjoyable part of that post. You read that poo poo? My wife wants to spend half our yearly income so she can dual-class Crazy Person. I was good to stop there.
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