Modus Pwnens posted:

Not the rear end in a top hat but also not the guy who's going to marry into money

Badly Jester posted:

People as a whole are collossaly stupid:

Link

SpaceSDoorGunner posted:

All them phones without any hinge it just ain’t right

My Lovely Horse posted:

Jason Sextro posted:

Marrying into money isn't worth marrying a Western grad

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Yesterday, I was - with his permission - using his phone and searched my name. I came up with texts to his best friend from before we were exclusive. I can post the convo, but here's some quotes:

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My [23 M] blocked porn on our WiFi?
u/dripANDdrown19h
EDIT: besides my parents, I’m the only one living at home. And again—this might be hard believe but my parents don’t want me to move out. They don’t want me to move out until I get married. Also, I see a lot of people suggesting ways to circumvent this. Obviously I know I can use data but that seems to be a bandaid solution.

Hi all. Don’t really know where to start. On one hand I think I could be overreacting and causing a conflict where there doesn’t need to be one..on the other hand I’m horrified.

Title kind of says it all. Here’s some background: I am a male, went to college and moved back home. I’ve been at home for about a year and have a good & steady job that definitely makes my parents proud.

Before everyone says “why r you living at home...move out”

My parents wanted me to move back in.
overall I have a pretty healthy relationship. Of course it’s tested every once in a while but I have never been the type to want to leave and never come back.
Rent is expensive and my 401 (k) is very grateful for saving.
Last night I went to beat my meat in bed at like 12 midnight and when I went to a mainstream-rear end porn website, it was blocked. Our ISP is Comcast and it appears that they’ve put parental restrictions on the browsing. They have never done this before. Since I was like 10 I’ve been able to browse whatever the hell I want. My parents have been pretty respectful of my boundaries especially as an adult so I was somewhat shocked and horrified that this happened.

My parents work in technology and aren’t complete noobs to computers. My mom is for sure less of the snooping type. Not too sure about my dad.

Another factor that I think plays a role is the fact that I’ve watched some questionable porn. NEVER anything illegal or anything that weird. But, some more hardcore stuff. Sometimes there’s more than one dude in it. Ya no, I’ve totally watched gay porn. I’m not gonna sit here and say I’m 100% straight -obviously I’m not- but I reallllllllly am pretty drat straight. In my mind it makes no difference. Throwing another dude into a scene -to me- feels like changing a position up. Idk. I suppose I’ve never told my parents this. I’ve never wanted to date guys. I wouldn’t stop myself if I wanted to. I don’t identify as a gay man because that would be somewhat like somebody traveling to Africa because they found out 10% of their DNA originated in Africa from 23& me and now they consider themselves black. Idk, my identity kind of confuses me and there’s definitely more important things about myself that I have prioritized. Maybe one day I’ll identify a certain way but I definitely don’t right now.

Part of why I’m bothered is because I knowwww that IF my parents wanted to find this out—they would have. They’re from an older time and maybe don’t understand how things are nowadays.

About the porn— -Was this an accident? -Why would they turn child lock on their child for the first time when they’re 23? -Am I being paranoid for thinking they know and want to force a conversation—either about me not watching porn or about what type of porn I’ve consumed? -if it’s the last one I’m loving done with these people. Am I wrong for being mad? -Overall...what the gently caress? Do I have to ask my parents to watch porn?

TLDR: I’m 23 but my parents locked porn on my computer. I’m definitely at least a little bi and I almost feel like they’re forcing the subject

teen witch posted:

My [23 M] blocked porn on our WiFi?

QuarkJets posted:

The thing is that I'm not even surprised at the apple story, because I know people irl who would break up with someone for owning android instead of apple. Apple products attract that kind of brain damaged person, for whom the cult is all that matters

Uncle Enzo posted:

This guy needs a VPN

The_Franz posted:

It comes down to the green bubbles

https://twitter.com/BenBajarin/status/1162048581299163136

Dazerbeams posted:

Isn't part of the issue that android phones don't have group chat function? Or that it can't be recognized cross platform?

Dazerbeams posted:

Isn't part of the issue that android phones don't have group chat function? Or that it can't be recognized cross platform?

Dazerbeams posted:

Isn't part of the issue that android phones don't have group chat function? Or that it can't be recognized cross platform?

Dazerbeams posted:

Isn't part of the issue that android phones don't have group chat function? Or that it can't be recognized cross platform?

Whorelord posted:

just use whatsapp

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Jear Deasus make it stop
u/rustyknuckledbitch16h
26f and 23m one year

Okay since Reddit wants to take down my post for not telling y'all my age.... I'll shorten this.

bf drinking soda and SWISHES it around in his mouth like mouth wash. Every. loving. Time. EVERY SIP.

He hardly brushes his teeth so I tell him doing that isn't healthy. He reacts with stop judging me on how I drink my drink

How could I NOT!? How do I not smother him in his sleep lol (just kidding) i

I genuinely want advice on what I can do because I don't want to blow up on him and I've held it in for so long. I have a feeling if I keep it in any longer that I'll explode even worse with anger that doesn't really belong to him.... Thanks for coming to my TED talk

I honestly need some advice because although I love him very much just one thing is aggravating the s*** out of me and I don't know how to deal with it because I'm going to end up being an distributing anger at him that doesn't belong to him necessarily

TL; DR HOW DO I NOT KILL HIM IN HIS SLEEEEEP

Blank McBlankerson posted:

Only heathens use metal utensils on cast iron cookware. Use wood or plastic. Would you put unleaded gas in your Ferrari just because it was cheaper? I think not

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AITA for telling my wife that there's probably someone out there better for me?

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AITA for telling my wife that there's probably someone out there better for me?

Badly Jester posted:

I will rise to the bait and say that metal spatulas are much thinner and thus better than plastic crap or wood, and since cast iron doesn't have any lovely coating to worry about, metal is the way to go.

Uncle Enzo posted:

This guy needs a VPN

Blank McBlankerson posted:

It does get rid of the coating you have been creating for years. That is why cast iron is awesome because it is "flavored" and you chipping away that if you use metal.

bamhand posted:

Don't you wash your cast iron with a little metal chain link cloth? I don't think your seasoning is going to give a poo poo about some slight contact with metal utensils.

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My fiance and I have been dating for years and recently got engaged. We've been very happy together and have a nice life with good friends, family, and social circles in our community. Recently there have been some stressors which have caused some rifts in the relationship but nothing I don't think we can work through. For instance, I have a pretty successful career in finance, but I was recently passed up for a promotion. I could tell she was disappointed but she remained supportive and even ordered dinner so we could stay in and talk about it all night. This was a very sweet gesture considering she also just received bad news about her mother, who was diagnosed with a terminal illness. As strange as it sounds, I really felt like these circumstances were bringing us closer together.

Well, my fiance and my best friend have recently been very close, which I was happy for because they are both important in my life. It did raise my suspicions a bit, but I soon found out all this time they were spending was together was planning a surprise birthday party for me. It was really special and made me feel like despite some of the setbacks we had faces, we were all going to be ok. Well, throughout the night I was noticing little things between the two of them, they seemed a little too close and I overheard some comments at the party that they might have been doing more than just planning my party. After I admittedly had a few too many drinks I confronted my best friend, called him a coward, and actually challenged him to a fight. Luckily some of the other people at the party de-escalated the situation, but I still can't believe I let myself ruin such a special night. I mentor a kid from my neighborhood, and even he told me I needed to apologise. At the same time I am still highly suspicious of the two of them. Even right now I don't know where my fiance is. I can't help but think I might be right, but maybe I should not have confronted him in such a public setting. AITA?

Blank McBlankerson posted:

It does get rid of the coating you have been creating for years. That is why cast iron is awesome because it is "flavored" and you chipping away that if you use metal.

sweet thursday posted:

One-Punched Man