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HenryEx
Mar 25, 2009

...your cybernetic implants, the only beauty in that meat you call "a body"...
Grimey Drawer
Excellent avatar/post combo

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Zopotantor
Feb 24, 2013

...und ist er drin dann lassen wir ihn niemals wieder raus...

Data Graham posted:

I wanna see the TV ad for that.

Dude crawling under barbed wire, climbing a palisade, getting dragged out of a live fire zone by a strap

Baby strapped comfortably in and absorbing all the shocks

Isn't that the new Kojima game?

canyoneer
Sep 13, 2005


I only have canyoneyes for you

Zopotantor posted:

Isn't that the new Kojima game?

Metal Gear Squishy

zoux
Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/sexy_riker/status/1182373626303143937

Why hello

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I cast at thee
🧙🐀🧹🌙🪄🐸

canyoneer posted:

Metal Gear Squishy
Solid foods snake

RareAcumen
Dec 28, 2012




Dillbag
Mar 4, 2007

Click here to join Lem Lee in the Hell Of Being Cut To Pieces
Nap Ghost

ChubbyChecker posted:



Wees snel, op

:nws:https://i.imgur.com/eBczqh1.png:nws:

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

by Azathoth

UP THE BUM NO BABY posted:

Alexa, show me toxic masculinity

Toxic masculinity would be acting like taking care of a baby isn't manly and show the bloke handing jr off to a woman.

Everyone knows taking kids outside is equivalent to a military operation in the planning and gear required. Truth in advertising.

InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan
Look the baby is bulletproof, I'm not, and i'm not hearing any other ideas out of you lot. So shut up and strap that baby to my chest.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

This is standard issue for the Israeli army

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



InsertPotPun posted:

Look the baby is bulletproof, I'm not, and i'm not hearing any other ideas out of you lot. So shut up and strap that baby to my chest.

Why don't they make the whole outfit out of the baby carrier material

vvv :hmmyes:

Captain Hygiene has a new favorite as of 23:54 on Oct 11, 2019

Bloody Hedgehog
Dec 12, 2003

💥💥🤯💥💥
Gotta nuke something

Captain Hygiene posted:

Why don't they make the whole outfit out of the baby carrier material



InsertPotPun
Apr 16, 2018

Pissy Bitch stan

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.
Is that the tick?

Nalesh
Jun 9, 2010

What did the grandma say to the frog?

Something racist, probably.

My Spirit Otter posted:

Is that the tick?

No, it's just another parasite.

Nalesh has a new favorite as of 01:52 on Oct 12, 2019

Facebook Aunt
Oct 4, 2008

wiggle wiggle





Looks like 12-14 babies. Old enough to hold their heads up so, what, at least 10 pounds each, right? Dude must be swole as heck.

Chard
Aug 24, 2010




Facebook Aunt posted:

Looks like 12-14 babies. Old enough to hold their heads up so, what, at least 10 pounds each, right? Dude must be swole as heck.

lol if you're not training every day with a dozen babies strapped to your rippling muscular body

gleebster
Dec 16, 2006

Only a howler
Pillbug

My Spirit Otter posted:

Is that the tick?

It's OK to play with dolls!

BaldDwarfOnPCP
Jun 26, 2019

by Pragmatica

Dewgy posted:

“But doctor”, she sobbed, “I am Georgia O’Keefe!”

this didn't get any appreciation

the mixture of highs and lows here, I'm verklempt

Volcott
Mar 30, 2010

People paying American dollars to let other people know they didn't agree with someone's position on something is the lifeblood of these forums.
We get it, you like skulls. Draw something else once in a while.

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos

Johnny Aztec
Jan 30, 2005

by Hand Knit
BLINDED by the light!
Revved up like a deuce in the middle of the night

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

That movie is such a weird non-entity into pop culture, and Spacey talks like he's half Bugsy Malone and half sports commentator. It's terrible.

Beachcomber
May 21, 2007

Another day in paradise.


Slippery Tilde

Johnny Aztec posted:

BLINDED by the light!
Revved up like a douche in the middle of the night

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av

Is that Jamie Foxx? What’s this from?

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Baby Driver, aka "Edgar Wright tries to prove he's enough of a genius to make it as an auteur in Hollywood after blowing it on Ant-Man, to mixed results."

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Eh, I had fun watching it. :shrug:

1stGear
Jan 16, 2010

Here's to the new us.
Ah yes, the man who made Hot Fuzz wants to be considered an auteur.

crosshatch
Dec 10, 2006


School two: Easy for kids!

mind the walrus
Sep 22, 2006

Outside of his British bubble? Yeah. Doesn't seem to be working very well in terms of business though.

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...



1stGear posted:

Ah yes, the man who made Hot Fuzz wants to be considered an auteur.

This but unironically

dumb.
Apr 11, 2014

-=💀=-

Captain Hygiene posted:

This but unironically

I mean, he is literally an auteur.

beanieson
Sep 25, 2008

I had the opportunity to change literally anything about the world and I used it to get a new av
Hot Fuzz is loving brilliant

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!



who knows what viruses lurk in the blood of men

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
AIDS, is real? Protect! Your, self?

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

LifeSunDeath posted:

AIDS, is real? Protect! Your, self?

I am protected




From AIDS








by not having any sex

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

by Athanatos
Baby Driver is basically just one of his music videos made into a feature film

Dr Christmas
Apr 24, 2010

Berninating the one percent,
Berninating the Wall St.
Berninating all the people
In their high rise penthouses!
🔥😱🔥🔫👴🏻

beanieson posted:

Hot Fuzz is loving brilliant

Hot Fuzz is the absolute most fun I’ve ever had in a movie theater.

Prof. Spaceman
May 1, 2007

NOPE

What alternate timeline are you living in where Baby Driver isn't well-regarded by both critics and moviegoers?

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Mokinokaro
Sep 11, 2001

At the end of everything, hold onto anything



Fun Shoe

Dr Christmas posted:

Hot Fuzz is the absolute most fun I’ve ever had in a movie theater.

Shaun of the Dead is almost as good too. Both are just endlessly rewatchable because you'll always notice a new joke.

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