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Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Stultus Maximus posted:

The Saudis may not have been there at Inchon, but they were there at 9/11!

# ? Oct 11, 2019 23:16

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# ? May 13, 2024 14:30

Platystemon: Feb 13, 2012; BREADS

Vasudus posted:

got into a low intensity pissing contest today with the six shop

they were trying very hard to get me to sign for 10k of GFE without physically inspecting it, because i was remote today

the E7 that was the main point of contact suffered from terminal army brain and did not cope with my defiance very well

they escalated it to an O5 that finally called me right before they left for the day and i put the fear of god in them

fin

McNally posted:

Who the gently caress buys 10k worth of girlfriend experience prostitutes

GFE is �government‐furnished equipment

# ? Oct 12, 2019 04:46

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

Does anyone have the quote from I think it was D&D where some GIP people came in, throwing around their nonsense acronym slang and another goon just started making up a bunch of acronyms to make fun of them.

And then one of the GIP goons responded in complete sincerity because they have so much nonsense acronym slang that he accidentally asked a coherent well-thought out question about the American Army engaging in non-combat charity work in occupied regions in an attempt to earn goodwill.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 05:50

CannonFodder: Jan 26, 2001; Passion’s Wrench

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

Does anyone have the quote from I think it was D&D where some GIP people came in, throwing around their nonsense acronym slang and another goon just started making up a bunch of acronyms to make fun of them.

And then OOT GIPGs RICS b/c they have so much NAS that he ACAX a coherent W-TOQ about the AA engaging in NCCW in ORs in an ATEG.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 15:43

BOOTY-ADE: Aug 30, 2006; BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Moon Slayer posted:

That's Wormbama, not to be confused with Goombama.

Also not to be confused with Chumbawambama, who gets knocked down but gets back up again

# ? Oct 12, 2019 21:32

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

Chumbawambama really would have confiscated everyone's guns and installed actual single-payer health care.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 21:54

HerStuddMuffin: Aug 10, 2014; YOSPOS

Nah, he would just have been pissing the night away.

# ? Oct 12, 2019 22:03

SyNack Sassimov: May 4, 2006; Let the robot win.
��--Captain James T. Vader

HerStuddMuffin posted:

Nah, he would just have been pissing off the right err'day.

ayup

# ? Oct 13, 2019 02:24

Ichabod Sexbeast: Dec 5, 2011; Giving 'em the old razzle-dazzle

Yeah Chumbawumba are/were an actual anarcho-communist collective so

# ? Oct 13, 2019 07:28

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

This is a good basics on them:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WiZr87g6rNo

Chumbawumba would absolutely do both.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 07:38

null_pointer: Nov 9, 2004; Center in, pull back. Stop. Track 45 right. Stop. Center and stop.

LloydDobler posted:

Listen, and understand: that joint bot is out there. It can't crash at your place, it can't borrow your things. It doesn't feel chill, or sleepy, or silly, and it ABSOLUTELY WILL NOT STOP. EVER. UNTIL YOU ARE STONED.

https://i.imgur.com/HeRavZg.mp4

# ? Oct 13, 2019 14:15

Outrail: Jan 4, 2009; www.sapphicrobotica.com

null_pointer posted:

It's got my vote.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 16:08

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

On firefighters performing demolition work:

Tony Snark posted:

Wouldn't doubt it, I remember calling 911 on a garage fire once and the neighbor that loaned his chainsaw to the crew to cut through the door was like the dude in a gang bang vid that's ecstatic just for a handy while the hotter dudes spit roast the chick.

# ? Oct 13, 2019 23:42

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

gary oldmans diary posted:

out of all the bitcoin stuff ever the most baffling is tether. "you want us dollars? oh ok ummmm heres some clownpeniscoins. just as good right?"

# ? Oct 14, 2019 15:56

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

zoux posted:

In your face, indigenous genocided peoples of the Americas

Picnic Princess posted:

That's the kind of guy nobody would miss if he got hit by a train today.

The Merkinman posted:

Of course not, because the train won.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 17:58

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

mind the walrus posted:

Hit by a train that runs on schedule?

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:20

madeintaipei: Jul 13, 2012

mind the walrus posted:

True. That said CV is of the absolute right age and demographic disposition to have been one. We can smell our own. So can most people. Goons smell.

e: Oh. I guess that's kind of awkward.

# ? Oct 14, 2019 18:41

EorayMel: May 30, 2015; WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Fran�ais.

Dr Cheeto posted:

The Communist Manifesto, but explained entirely through Mario Party references

Former DILF posted:

Putin and Medvedev instead of Wario and Waluigi

�Putin why you a bury my a princess under hundreds of gallons of gas to a save her, you know a she a die when exposed to a gas�

Putin: wahaha

# ? Oct 15, 2019 18:08

Happy Thread: Jul 10, 2005; by Fluffdaddy; Plaster Town Cop

Good Soldier Svejk posted:

Andorra posted:

I see a vase

# ? Oct 16, 2019 02:38

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

Edit: Woops, got scooped:

mind the walrus posted:

Absurd Alhazred has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Oct 16, 2019

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:23

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Paladinus posted:

Hit by a train that runs on schedule?

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:40

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

This entire page is Western Civilization.jpg

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:47

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

mind the walrus posted:

This entire page is Western Civilization.jpg

You're Native American?

e: this post is meant to set up a "because a British guy stole your post" joke but I just remembered how much of the world the Brits colonized and now it's not funny

FactsAreUseless has a new favorite as of 03:53 on Oct 16, 2019

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:51

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

mind the walrus posted:

This entire page is Western Civilization.jpg

Woops, my bad.

FactsAreUseless posted:

You're Native American?

e: this post is meant to set up a "because a British guy stole your post" joke but I just remembered how much of the world the Brits colonized and now it's not funny

Are you calling me British?

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:54

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Are you calling me British?

Are you not? I thought you were.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:57

FactsAreUseless: Feb 16, 2011

If you're not I have absolutely no idea why I thought you were.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:57

Absurd Alhazred: Mar 27, 2010; by Athanatos

FactsAreUseless posted:

Are you not? I thought you were.

I can't imagine why you would think that.

Ninja:

FactsAreUseless posted:

If you're not I have absolutely no idea why I thought you were.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 03:59

Solice Kirsk: Jun 1, 2004; .

You sure talk a lot of English for a non-Englishman.....I'm onto you Absurd Alhazred.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 04:11

BIG FLUFFY DOG: Feb 16, 2011; On the internet, nobody knows you're a dog.

FactsAreUseless posted:

If you're not I have absolutely no idea why I thought you were.

He mentions hes Israeli like every 3rd post he makes.

Almost all the goons from Non-Anglo countries are from Holland/Germany/Scandinavia and then like half the population of Finland seems to have an account. Anyone outside those places is unusual enough to me that they stick out.

BIG FLUFFY DOG has a new favorite as of 04:21 on Oct 16, 2019

# ? Oct 16, 2019 04:15

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

BIG FLUFFY DOG posted:

He mentions hes Israeli like every 3rd post he makes.

Almost all the goons from Non-Anglo countries are from Holland/Germany/Scandinavia and then like half the population of Finland seems to have an account. Anyone outside those places is unusual enough to me that they stick out.

On this page, he mentioned it in 0 (zero) posts out of 3, while you did in 50% of your posts.

# ? Oct 16, 2019 04:23