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Sabreseven
Feb 27, 2016


Tagged as "Gameplay".

5 years he's waited to rent a ship.

7 years in development.

300 million dollars.

:lol:

Taxxe:

Sabreseven fucked around with this message at 01:28 on Oct 13, 2019

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Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Agony Aunt posted:

WTF is a suggested pledge?

Does that mean i can tell CIG what they can do with their suggested pledge and make my own suggested pledge of $1?

CIG doing everything in their power to suggest they aren't selling anything and that they don't have to abide to any consumer rights. It's used primarily to convince backers and keep them on their side, and would be a nice bonus if it has ever dissuaded anyone from taking legal action.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018


The wave function of dreams is collapsing into a well defined particle of poo poo.

Flared Basic Bitch
Feb 22, 2005

Invading your personal space since 1968.
A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

TheGreatEvilKing
Mar 28, 2016





Flared Basic Bitch posted:

A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

They, uh, don't have the Crobber's vision! Yea! Star Citizen! You're gonna wanna play it!

*inhales deeply from a can of paint thinner*.

hottubrhymemachine
May 24, 2006

Connie is death process

Pixelate posted:

Of course it's real.

Kept watching that video and it came to their procedurally generated fried eggs and baked beans. I’d forgotten all about that hilarious poo poo!

“Additionally, shown as one of our sneak peeks earlier in the year, the mess hall menu for the crew of the stanton has been under development”



link to 5m08s timestamp

hottubrhymemachine fucked around with this message at 04:35 on Oct 13, 2019

Zzr
Oct 6, 2016

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Lol development is just going to get slower as we get through the holidays and then grind to a halt from a few weeks before the new year and then for like he entire january

Not like it is really fast to begin with.

Blue On Blue
Nov 14, 2012


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cP4d74Qk3ac

Tokamak
Dec 22, 2004

Cao Ni Ma posted:

Lol development is just going to get slower as we get through the holidays and then grind to a halt from a few weeks before the new year and then for like he entire january

You have the christmas slowdown, the new year slowdown, the pre-citcon slowdown, the summer holiday slowdown, the post-release/next patch scheduling slowdown, yet citizens are still convinced that there is a hypothetical time when they are working at a good pace.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help
eh, pre-citcon slowdown on actual development is due to them shifting into crunch time for creating the one-off demo build that they'll dispose off as unusable and non-viable a day after.

Sandiworm here we goooooo-- hey that sand grain should be green not blue.

(CInoG devs don't overwork yourselves!)

Zazz Razzamatazz
Apr 19, 2016

by sebmojo

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

Yeah, but how many JPEGs have they sold recieved "suggested donations" for?

Grubby Hobo
Feb 13, 2018

There's something else about bears not many people know. If a bear gets hooked on the taste of crowdfunding, it becomes a man-killer. He'll go on a rampage and has to be destroyed. And that's why you should never hug a bear.

Male Xi’An must have a really high pain threshold.

colonelwest
Jun 30, 2018

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

Chris also outsourced a huge amount of work to outside studios in the those early years. Not only did CIG have around 100 employees by the end of the first year, hundreds of other people were working on Star Citizen by then, and most of that work had to be thrown out due to poor planing and the lack of oversight.

Also games often have lengthy pre-production phases in which small teams lay the groundwork while a studio focuses resources on other more mature products. So most of those “10 year long” dev cycles they love to cite, are inflated with years of initial design work being done by a dozen or so people; and since Star Citizen still hasn’t even been designed yet after 7 years, the comparison is doubly ironic.

But yeah, it’s early days commando! Chris is still picking out office furniture at an LA area IKEA as we speak.

colonelwest fucked around with this message at 07:58 on Oct 13, 2019

LazyMaybe
Aug 18, 2013

oouagh
why the hell would it look like this

also what kind of brain worms are these

please croberts, don't let me use my spaceship. just for a few more hours, I'm almost there

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

IronicDongz posted:

why the hell would it look like this

also what kind of brain worms are these

please croberts, don't let me use my spaceship. just for a few more hours, I'm almost there

The evil side of me is thinking CIG should listen more to these people.

Sillybones
Aug 10, 2013

go away,
spooky skeleton,
go away
My thoughts on reading too. Here you go: it is exactly planetside 2 repairs but it takes 3 hours.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Sillybones posted:

My thoughts on reading too. Here you go: it is exactly planetside 2 repairs but it takes 3 hours.

And in the end (or some point near the end) the target overheats and explodes.

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AbstractNapper posted:

And in the end (or some point near the end) the target overheats and explodes.

Causing your character to get burns all over their body and in need of medical evac. Now wait 3 hours for a medical ship to respond, take you on their ship, where they will operate on you taking 6 real world hours, then you will spend a real month in hospital recovering.

AbstractNapper
Jun 5, 2011

I can help

Agony Aunt posted:

Causing your character to get burns all over their body and in need of medical evac. Now wait 3 hours for a medical ship to respond, take you on their ship, where they will operate on you taking 6 real world hours, then you will spend a real month in hospital recovering.

There's a silver lining though! You get to work off your huge debt in medical bills by mopping floors for a tycoon Shitizen for minimal day wage. No overtime!

GyverMac
Aug 3, 2006
My posting is like I Love Lucy without the funny bits. Basically, WAAAAAAAAAAAA
AAAAAAAAAAAHHH
HHHHHHHHHHHHHH

AbstractNapper posted:

There's a silver lining though! You get to work off your huge debt in medical bills by mopping floors for a tycoon Shitizen for minimal day wage. No overtime!

If your character sleeps in the streets of hurston, eats exactly one bowl of ramen each day and drinks water out of the workplace faucets, then he or she should break even in about 26 years.

stingtwo
Nov 16, 2012

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

No matter who they compare CIG to, CIG will always look bad. The one thing to note is, every game company that didn't start off as a subsidary of an existing game publisher had to start from somewhere. On that technicality, CIG/RSI has launch 4 studios and not one has managed to release poo poo in all that time

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

IronicDongz posted:

why the hell would it look like this

Because Chris is still stuck in the nineties. I remember one of the official Quake 2 expansions where the very first door...rotated! Like into the ground! It made absolutely no sense, but it did something that wasn't possible with the Quake 2 engine before that expansion, and of course the battle for the most complex door opening animation was on between the map makers. I admit I also sat there with an open mouth and thought "that thing rotated like nothing ever rotated before in Quake 2".

Chris is still stuck in that competition, to one up the other guy with his awesome door-opening-animation. Who needs sound game mechanics of he has a door animation that probably took 14 days to create.

e: thinking about it, it was actually Quake 1!

jaegerx
Sep 10, 2012

Maybe this post will get me on your ignore list!


tuo posted:

Because Chris is still stuck in the nineties. I remember one of the official Quake 2 expansions where the very first door...rotated! Like into the ground! It made absolutely no sense, but it did something that wasn't possible with the Quake 2 engine before that expansion, and of course the battle for the most complex door opening animation was on between the map makers. I admit I also sat there with an open mouth and thought "that thing rotated like nothing ever rotated before in Quake 2".

Chris is still stuck in that competition, to one up the other guy with his awesome door-opening-animation. Who needs sound game mechanics of he has a door animation that probably took 14 days to create.

e: thinking about it, it was actually Quake 1!

Remember the awful mods in q2 that just abused colored lighting. That's Chris Roberts

tuo
Jun 17, 2016

jaegerx posted:

Remember the awful mods in q2 that just abused colored lighting. That's Chris Roberts

Quake 2 introduced me to bots (or, better said, the Quake 2 community). I can't remember the name of that one bot programmer (IIRC it was the guy which then helped id software out with the Quake 3 bots), but his bots blew my mind because it was so much fun playing against them, and I could play deathmatch for hours (which was not possible before because the dialup costs were really high back then, and I only had a really lovely modem). They also didn't need waypoints on the maps, and it was so much fun playing them.

It also reminds me of LAN parties and how heavy CRT monitors are...and buying my first five port 10mbit ethernet hub for something like 100 deutsche mark.

Good times :)

Kikas
Oct 30, 2012

Wait, hold on, these are the doors in ECHO!

Xaerael
Aug 25, 2010

Marching Powder is objectively the worst poster known. He also needs to learn how a keyboard works.

Flared Basic Bitch posted:

A fun anecdote to contemplate the next time some commando trots out that “they were setting up the new studio for two loving years” bullshit. A boss at my work quit about two months ago to found a tech startup with a partner. It was an idea that they’d been wanting to try and get off the ground for years. In the two months since my boss left they have:

- Secured financing
- Moved into an office space
- Furnished the office, purchased hardware, licensed software, etc.
- Retained legal counsel, and contracted financial and HR specialists
- Started writing their software
- Started hiring

I assume they’re wizards or possibly satanists.

I work at a 50 year old social housing NFP, and in the last year we've done a complete database replacement for our property services, we've tendered new databases for our Social care programs and HR, looking to go live early 2020 for both, we've started multiple care programs, and on top of that, we've been moving to a new building that dwarfs anything that CIG squat in (probably even all of CIG's buildings put together), we've rolled out an agile workplace practice (not the BS agile CIG tout), and we've kitted every single member of staff (700 or so people at any one time) with either a laptop or tablet to replace their desktops.

For the duration, we've been business as usual. The only downtime we've had was on the test servers that we use for training, and that's only because they were being used for non anon data linking projects.

CIG are full of poo poo. The fact that commandos believe their excuses is just sad.

Vincent Van Goatse
Nov 8, 2006

Enjoy every sandwich.

Smellrose
Aliens love overcomplicated automated doors with dozens of points of potential failure.

his nibs
Feb 27, 2016

:kayak:Welcome to the:kayak:
Dream Factory
:kayak:
Grimey Drawer

Vincent Van Goatse posted:

Aliens love overcomplicated automated doors with dozens of points of potential failure.

I think the word you're looking for is fidelity

skeletors_condom
Jul 21, 2017

AbstractNapper posted:

There's a silver lining though! You get to work off your huge debt in medical bills by mopping floors for a tycoon Shitizen for minimal day wage. No overtime!

Or launch a campaign on an in-game equivalent of gofundme.

Pixelate
Jan 6, 2018

"You win by having fun"
Major Tom Bug


SHIP COMPONENTS IN THE BEDROOM WHEN RESPAWNING (MAJOR BUG)



quote:

When you wake up, you have many ship components in your bed and the bedroom. You are naked, no Mobiglass, no Chat available. Game is literally broken.

Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010







Dementropy
Aug 23, 2010






Dementropy fucked around with this message at 15:45 on Oct 13, 2019

Paladinus
Jan 11, 2014

heyHEYYYY!!!
Speaking of graphics, will I need a 3D accelerator card to play the game?

marumaru
May 20, 2013



IronicDongz posted:

also what kind of brain worms are these

please croberts, don't let me use my spaceship. just for a few more hours, I'm almost there

the game is not meant to be fun

Daztek
Jun 2, 2006



Paladinus posted:

Speaking of graphics, will I need a 3D accelerator card to play the game?

no, only a creditcard

marumaru
May 20, 2013



Agony Aunt posted:

Causing your character to get burns all over their body and in need of medical evac. Now wait 3 hours for a medical ship to respond, take you on their ship, where they will operate on you taking 6 real world hours, then you will spend a real month in hospital recovering.

just 3 hours for a medical ship? is this a post-interdiction-slash-overheating patch?

kru
Oct 5, 2003

im the free outsourced QA who are paying to test the game

Agony Aunt
Apr 17, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

That's an awfully long way to write "I'm a shill". It also fits into the character limit.

Dooguk
Oct 11, 2016

Pillbug

Paladinus posted:

Speaking of graphics, will I need a 3D accelerator card to play the game?

5D at least.

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Bofast
Feb 21, 2011

Grimey Drawer

Paladinus posted:

Speaking of graphics, will I need a 3D accelerator card to play the game?

More like a 4D accelerator. Only way to get good performance is to speed up time inside your PC

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