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ikanreed posted:I wonder what the percentage is if you include their father's friends' companies too. Or if you don't needlessly restrict it to males born into privilege and look at the whole nobility
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Ooooo please let this become a thing of referring to lovely corporations as convicted felons, if they're people after all This reminds me. My wife works in a victim advocacy agency and she recently explained to me how corporations are trying to use victim rights laws because the corporations are "people". Guess what! They are getting away with it too.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 16:57 |
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ikanreed posted:I wonder what the percentage is if you include their father's friends' companies too. If you include friends/coworkers of parents, you'd probably hit like 90% even if you expanded it out to the top 10%.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:06 |
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In the rush to harvest body parts, death investigations have been upendedquote:The case is one of dozens of death investigations across the country, including more than two dozen in Los Angeles and San Diego counties, that The Times found were complicated or upended when transplantable body parts were taken before a coroner’s autopsy was performed.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:09 |
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How do I cancel my organ donor status
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:15 |
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looking forward to gettin merk'ed by the cops, getting my body ground into paste to make a rich dude's boner bigger, and then the coroner declaring undetermined cause of death
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:21 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:How do I cancel my organ donor status *protoss-ishly* my life for profits
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:37 |
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holy poo poo
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:43 |
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Yeah but were the organs from the Falun Gong?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:45 |
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I've come up with a great idea and it's barely illegal. Priority Organ Harvesting. Companies can place policies on people and those people immediately get organ harvested before any autopsy. Very popular with the import/export companies.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:46 |
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comedyblissoption posted:looking forward to gettin merk'ed by the cops, getting my body ground into paste to make a rich dude's boner bigger, and then the coroner declaring undetermined cause of death It's a mystery! I like how even after those people died they weren't safe from the rapacious nature of capitalism.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 18:46 |
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I'm reminded of that dude whose death was ruled "accidental" after his corpse was found beaten to a pulp and rolled up in a gym mat his second, private autopsy discovered that his body cavity was stuffed with newspaper and most of his organs were missing so yeah this poo poo has probably been going on for a while quick, guess the race of the victim!
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:10 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:I'm reminded of that dude whose death was ruled "accidental" after his corpse was found beaten to a pulp and rolled up in a gym mat *puts exuberant but ultimately disposable venture capital on "laplander"*
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:14 |
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I honestly don't understand how this is allowed to happen though shouldn't the first rule of any coroner's office be "private entities aren't allowed to rummage through fresh corpses as if this is a public junkyard"? It seems like an easy rule to enforce.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:17 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:I honestly don't understand how this is allowed to happen though In a lot of areas county coroner's are elected imagine how cheap it is to buy a candidate
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:18 |
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i dont really understand the advantages of using ground human skin for plumping lips it really does not seem like that would do anything and just necrotic tissue
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:21 |
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Xaris posted:i dont really understand the advantages of using ground human skin for plumping lips lmao you think being a organ donor will help people but in reality your ground up skin gets used to revive a boomer's shriveled penis.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:23 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:I'm reminded of that dude whose death was ruled "accidental" after his corpse was found beaten to a pulp and rolled up in a gym mat Like, at least now I know WHY his organs were missing. I thought it was pure sadistic racism but it turns out it was profits combined with incurious racism.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:24 |
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Xaris posted:i dont really understand the advantages of using ground human skin for plumping lips the advantage is you can charge more for it
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:52 |
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etalian posted:lmao you think being a organ donor will help people but in reality your ground up skin gets used to revive a boomer's shriveled penis. yeah I’m gunna remove my status. I don’t want boomers getting anything, if I could guarantee it’d only go to people aged 40 and younger and no corporate profits, that would be rad
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:57 |
Rhesus Pieces posted:I'm reminded of that dude whose death was ruled "accidental" after his corpse was found beaten to a pulp and rolled up in a gym mat Assuming you're talking about Kendrick Johnson, this happened at my old high school while one of my siblings was still going there. I was literally arguing with my dad about it yesterday. Really sucks the fun out of going to visit when there's a 50/50 chance that I'll have that same old argument. That's Valdosta though, one of the fastest shrinking metro areas in the US of A!
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 19:58 |
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Rhesus Pieces posted:I honestly don't understand how this is allowed to happen though
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:09 |
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Xaris posted:*protoss-ishly* my death for profits
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:19 |
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Just use the everliving poo poo out of your body and leave a shambled corpse some pack of eagle scouts can find in the woods months after you die.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:23 |
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*cinematic logistics montage of child dead from opioid overdose, grieving family agreeing to organ donation because at least it will save some other child, body harvesters throwing away the useless internal organs b/c they were liquefied from kidney failure and prolonged life support, ripped off skin being grounded up, middlemen haggling over price and profit margins and then hand-shaking, then finally skin paste being injected into the now fatter rear end of a sackler family socialite*
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:25 |
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Xaris posted:i dont really understand the advantages of using ground human skin for plumping lips The tissue is full of durable cells and proteins that can be extracted pretty easily with the right equipment. These wont get degraded in the timescales they are harvesting the bodies. The advantage is probably that it is immuno compatible and its source coupled with its cosmetic use lets one skip a shitload of expensive and restrictive medical/GMO/FDA approval processes and licences. I assume all this because i can grow all these tissues and proteins at work and could easily make them cost competetive for those prices.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:39 |
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lol https://mobile.twitter.com/profgalloway/status/1183207739675291654
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:40 |
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Xaris posted:yeah I’m gunna remove my status. I don’t want boomers getting anything, if I could guarantee it’d only go to people aged 40 and younger and no corporate profits, that would be rad clearly we should start organ donor coops/organ unions people within the organ union are automatically the first for any of the organs of others within it, if any organs would go to waste for having no appropriate receiver they're sold outside under the condition 100% of the profit goes to funding the transplant surgeries for people within the pool rich people automatically ineligible for participation within
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:41 |
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is there a way to ensure your donated organs are allocated based on need and only for life saving/restorative procedures (like eye transplants)?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:50 |
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DragQueenofAngmar posted:is there a way to ensure your donated organs are allocated based on need and only for life saving/restorative procedures (like eye transplants)?
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:52 |
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lmao at at how the power of social media ads were just a bait and switch to make Zuck piles of money quote:On Friday, several advertising agencies revealed the details of a proposed settlement with Facebook that would end a class action alleging the social media giant overstated the average time its users spent watching video.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 20:57 |
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it's cool how the entire internet runs on advertising revenue for ads that everyone ignores or blocks, and all of the big ad tech companies seems to be lying about their engagement numbers, lol
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 21:13 |
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lmao that is an absolutely piddly amount of money
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 21:27 |
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lol remember how fuckerberg gave a cushy PR job to chuck schumer's daughter or niece or whatever and bought himself total legal immunity
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 21:29 |
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punished milkman posted:it's cool how the entire internet runs on advertising revenue for ads that everyone ignores or blocks, and all of the big ad tech companies seems to be lying about their engagement numbers, lol but hey you got to pretend to CYA and wipe the egg for your face when it slips to the media that it's all bullshit. a simple low-reward lawsuit will make all parties perfectly happy which makes sure the house remains standing while just enough to wipe off a bit of the egg
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 21:36 |
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Teal posted:clearly we should start organ donor coops/organ unions this would unironically be cool and good and if we can do that, that would own. can you stipulate it in a will or something or is it too late by then? white people are the overwhelmingly insanely large % of organ donor recipients, and minorities are the largest organ donors, and in particularly, white boomers recieve almost all of them. it's anti-praxis to extend the life of white boomers Xaris fucked around with this message at 21:40 on Oct 13, 2019 |
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take my whole body and grind it to paste, idgaf. I’d rather there be a 1% chance of my liver saving a life than letting it rot in a box.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 21:56 |
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ad impression metrics are all made up garbage and every internet janitor knows it. A significant amount of people installing ad blockers that engaged with every ad like Ad Nauseam would break the entire profit model of the internet. The proper fine for what fb did with ad metrics is in the many billions and a lot of the decisionmakers should be in jail.
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# ? Oct 13, 2019 22:00 |
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Notorious R.I.M. posted:The proper fine for what fb did with ad metrics is in the many billions and a lot of the decisionmakers should be in jail. the problem is, everyone knew and knows what FB does with ad metrics is wrong, they all knew video ads were garbage. There was no real deception because everyone knew it--they just don't care. You know drat loving well that the marketing headhonchos at Pfiezer paying millions for video ads all knew they were getting inflated poo poo, but it's also good on their record as well. Its a lavish job at all levels. Xaris fucked around with this message at 22:05 on Oct 13, 2019 |
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FCKGW posted:take my whole body and grind it to paste, idgaf. I’d rather there be a 1% chance of my liver saving a life than letting it rot in a box. but what if it means a killer cop (so, a cop lol) escapes investigations because the victims are getting sliced up for profit??
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