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Rad Valtar
May 31, 2011

Someday coach Im going to throw for 6 TDs in the Super Bowl.

Sit your ass down Steve.
Clemson should be maybe 6th or 7th at best, everything else seems ok.

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PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer
https://twitter.com/BON_SBNation/status/1183492557130665988

Cool, cool, cool and good fire tim beck orlando

I see the twitter preview doesn't show the full headline:

Inside the Numbers: The Texas defense on pace for worst season in school history

downout
Jul 6, 2009

Maybe wisconsin should be ranked higher than osu

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
Texas is apparently #1 in the country for missed tackles. Someone light the loving Greg Robinson signal, stat.

ur in my world now
Jun 5, 2006

Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was
Same as it ever was


Smellrose
Mizzou is ranked and is somehow #1 in the East. There's like 0% chance we don't do something really funny and stupid like eat poo poo at Vandy next weekend.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year

downout posted:

Maybe wisconsin should be ranked higher than osu

Nah.

whos that broooown
Dec 10, 2009

2024 Comeback Poster of the Year
Also they meet in like 2 weeks so it really doesn't matter.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO
The last time any team missed this many tackles through the first 6 games was Temple, 15 loving years ago.

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Thermos H Christ posted:

The last time any team missed this many tackles through the first 6 games was Temple, 15 loving years ago.

:eyepoop:

Spacebump
Dec 24, 2003

Dallas Mavericks: Generations
Washington, Iowa, and Texas being ranked while Tulane isn't is pure garbage. Guess Tulane should have won more games in the 1960s or something.

Dango Bango
Jul 26, 2007

Thermos H Christ posted:

The last time any team missed this many tackles through the first 6 games was Temple, 15 loving years ago.

That was around the time Temple was one of the worst programs in FBS too.

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!

ur in my world now posted:

Mizzou is ranked and is somehow #1 in the East. There's like 0% chance we don't do something really funny and stupid like eat poo poo at Vandy next weekend.

It's either that or Georgia and Florida drop another conference game somewhere, both beat Mizzou, and Mizzou still ends up winning the east on some weird tiebreaker.

The bowl ban would prevent Missouri from actually playing in the SEC championship game if it's upheld (you know it will be), but it would still be funny.

Thermos H Christ
Sep 6, 2007

WINNINGEST BEVO

Dango Bango posted:

That was around the time Temple was one of the worst programs in FBS too.

Yeah if that’s not enough to get some position coaches fired I can’t imagine what would be. Like with the talent we get if you can’t coach them to execute fundamentals better than the literal worst of the worst you are objectively doing a bad job.

KIM JONG TRILL
Nov 29, 2006

GIN AND JUCHE

PostNouveau posted:

https://twitter.com/BON_SBNation/status/1183492557130665988

Cool, cool, cool and good fire tim beck orlando

I see the twitter preview doesn't show the full headline:

Inside the Numbers: The Texas defense on pace for worst season in school history

I hear there's an up and comer on Saban's staff as an analyst you could probably get for cheap that has a history of beating Lincoln Riley.

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




PSU opens at +7.5 vs Michigan

Its put up or shut up for Michigan offense rn

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD
man why did we have to get tua the 2 years literally every player on defense got hurt at the same time

we coulda been like all time GOAT level team and now we could plausibly lose to loving joe burrow

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Scionix posted:

man why did we have to get tua the 2 years literally every player on defense got hurt at the same time

we coulda been like all time GOAT level team and now we could plausibly lose to loving joe burrow
And drop to #4 and play LSU again in January.

Scionix
Oct 17, 2009

hoog emm xDDD

colachute posted:

And drop to #4 and play LSU again in January.

yeah maybe, but I'm pretty sure ohio state would do terrible things to our defense

clemson not so much because they went up their own rear end and trevor is washed, but losing in the playoff is whatever. that would be gravy with a bunch of 18 year olds on defense

losing to ed orgeron and steve loving esminger would do horrible damage to my psyche though

A.o.D.
Jan 15, 2006

Scionix posted:

yeah maybe, but I'm pretty sure ohio state would do terrible things to our defense

clemson not so much because they went up their own rear end and trevor is washed, but losing in the playoff is whatever. that would be gravy with a bunch of 18 year olds on defense

losing to ed orgeron and steve loving esminger would do horrible damage to my psyche though

bamafan.txt

Bird in a Blender
Nov 17, 2005

It's amazing what they can do with computers these days.

Nissin Cup Nudist posted:

PSU opens at +7.5 vs Michigan

Its put up or shut up for Michigan offense rn

Wait, Michigan is favored by over a TD vs. Penn State? This seems wildly off to me. Michigan struggled against Illinois.

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Wait, Michigan is favored by over a TD vs. Penn State? This seems wildly off to me. Michigan struggled against Illinois.

Agreed. Penn State's Iowa win looked more convincing to me, and it happened on the road and at night. Maybe they think that Penn State will have a hangover from it.

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Even though A&M got thoroughly run over by Bama, the offense actually looked decent at times other than the fourth quarter for once. Mond didn’t throw an interception for once. Special teams, or, rather, Jaylen Waddle, screwed us over, though — something like 150 yards given up on punts :stare:

The next two games will be the litmus year for whether Jimbo has this program going in the right direction; we haven’t beaten both of the Mississippi’s in one season since I think 2012. Going into this year, I was thinking we would be 7-5, and it looks like we are on target so far, even if it’s been frustrating to watch

edit: Braden Mann, punter, made as many tackles as one of our best D linemen

Henchman of Santa
Aug 21, 2010

LLCoolJD posted:

Agreed. Penn State's Iowa win looked more convincing to me, and it happened on the road and at night. Maybe they think that Penn State will have a hangover from it.

Either people think Penn State are frauds or have a bizarre amount of faith in Michigan.

Cnidario
Mar 22, 2013

Henchman of Santa posted:

Either people think Penn State are frauds or have a bizarre amount of faith in Michigan.

I can’t believe this Michigan team has only one loss

Regnevelc
Jan 12, 2003

I'M A GROWN ASS MAN!

Bird in a Blender posted:

Wait, Michigan is favored by over a TD vs. Penn State? This seems wildly off to me. Michigan struggled against Illinois.

They are not favored.

Joey Freshwater
Jun 20, 2004

Always playing with my meat
Grimey Drawer

ur in my world now posted:

Mizzou is ranked and is somehow #1 in the East. There's like 0% chance we don't do something really funny and stupid like eat poo poo at Vandy next weekend.

Nah it'll be against Tennessee jk we'll get half a hundred dropped on us again for Dooley's third revenge tour

Grittybeard posted:

It's either that or Georgia and Florida drop another conference game somewhere, both beat Mizzou, and Mizzou still ends up winning the east on some weird tiebreaker.

The bowl ban would prevent Missouri from actually playing in the SEC championship game if it's upheld (you know it will be), but it would still be funny.

What happens in that case? Whoever is in 2nd goes? Team from the west automatically SEC champ?

Spacemonkey57
Dec 1, 2004

Joey Freshwater posted:

Nah it'll be against Tennessee jk we'll get half a hundred dropped on us again for Dooley's third revenge tour


What happens in that case? Whoever is in 2nd goes? Team from the west automatically SEC champ?

I assume it's like when Bert won the Big Ten despite finishing third in the division.

iospace
Jan 19, 2038


Spacemonkey57 posted:

I assume it's like when Bert won the Big Ten despite finishing third in the division.

Wasn't that the year where we took a giant poo poo on Nebraska in the championship game too?

Coco13
Jun 6, 2004

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.

iospace posted:

Wasn't that the year where we took a giant poo poo on Nebraska in the championship game too?

gently caress YES

Nissin Cup Nudist
Sep 3, 2011

Sleep with one eye open

We're off to Gritty Gritty land




Bird in a Blender posted:

Wait, Michigan is favored by over a TD vs. Penn State? This seems wildly off to me. Michigan struggled against Illinois.

PSU is the favorite, I dont know how gambling works

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

dirty shrimp money posted:

Done.

pre:
DELTA	RANK	TEAM		RECORD	VOTES
--	1	Alabama 	6-0	1503
+3 	2	LSU 		6-0	1449
-1 	3	Clemson 	6-0	1427
-1 	4	Ohio State 	6-0	1404		
+1 	5	Oklahoma 	6-0	1333	
+2 	6	Wisconsin 	6-0	1245
+3 	7	Penn State 	6-0	1129
+1 	8	Notre Dame 	5-1	1042
-2	9	Florida 	6-1	1041	
-7 	10	Georgia 	5-1	995	
+1	11	Auburn 		5-1	985	
+1 	12	Oregon 		5-1	906	
+2	13	Utah 		5-1	729	
-- 	14	Boise State 	6-0	716	
-4 	15	Texas 		4-2	672	
--	16 	Michigan 	5-1	648	
+1	17 	Arizona State 	5-1	524	
+4	18 	Baylor 		6-0	470	
+2	19 	SMU 		6-0	398	
NR	20 	Minnesota 	6-0	330	
+4	21 	Cincinnati 	5-1	308	
NR	22 	Missouri 	5-1	233	
-6 	23	Iowa 		4-2	210	
NR	24 	Appalachian St 	5-0	148	
NR	25 	Washington 	5-2	107
	
Others receiving votes:
Tulane 55 Iowa State 36 Temple 31 Wake Forest 25 California 20 
Virginia 8 Memphis 6 USC 4 South Carolina 4 Texas A&M 3 
UCF 3 San Diego State 2 Louisiana Tech 1

washington being ranked and wake/iowa state not being ranked is a travesty also who the h-e-double gently caress is still voting for a&m

dirty shrimp money
Jan 8, 2001

That's last week :ssh:

Here's this week -
pre:
Delta	Team			Record	Score			Conferences by Score	
-	1. Ohio State		6-0	3.1441			1. Big 10		0.9154
-	2. Clemson		6-0	3.0136			2. SEC			0.8266
+1	3. Wisconsin		6-0	2.7620			3. Big 12		0.7490
+1	4. Alabama		6-0	2.5542			4. ACC			0.5995
+3	5. Penn State		6-0	2.4002			5. American		0.5782
-	6. Oregon		5-1	2.2549			6. Pac 12		0.4643
+3	7. LSU			6-0	2.1249			7. Mountain West	0.2291
+1	8. Oklahoma		6-0	2.0624			8. Sun Belt		0.0788
+2	9. Notre Dame		5-1	1.8214			9. Conference USA	-0.0997
-7	10. Florida		6-1	1.7754			10. MAC			-0.2002
+6	11. Baylor		6-0	1.6981				
+9	12. Utah		5-1	1.6620				
-6	13. Georgia		5-1	1.5892			Median Team	0.2479	Stanford
+6	14. Boise State		6-0	1.5874				
-2	15. Auburn		5-1	1.5631				
+7	16. Minnesota		6-0	1.5606				
-5	17. SMU			6-0	1.5472				
-2	18. Missouri		5-1	1.5205				
+8	19. Cincinnati		5-1	1.4192				
-6	20. Arizona State	5-1	1.3613				
-3	21. Appalachian State	5-0	1.3212				
+7	22. Washington		5-2	1.2898				
+3	23. Michigan		5-1	1.2261				
-9	24. Iowa		4-2	1.2001				
+3	25. Tulane		5-1	1.1636				
							
-2	121. Georgia Tech	1-5	-0.6478				
-6	122. New Mexico		2-4	-0.7471				
+2	123. UTEP		1-4	-0.7823				
-1	124. Connecticut	1-5	-0.8010				
-4	125. Old Dominion	1-5	-0.8376				
-	126. Rice		0-6	-0.8489				
-	127. South Alabama	1-5	-0.9708				
+1	128. Massachusetts	1-6	-1.3943				
-1	129. New Mexico State	0-7	-1.5070				
-	130. Akron		0-6	-1.8000		
pre:
Delta	Team			Rec	Score
+4	26. San Diego State	5-1	1.1291
+14	27. Iowa State		4-2	1.0329
-4	28. UCF			4-2	1.0219
+11	29. Temple		5-1	0.9696
+13	30. Navy		4-1	0.9539
-12	31. Wake Forest		5-1	0.9237
-10	32. Texas		4-2	0.9065
-8	33. Memphis		5-1	0.8467
+3	34. Pittsburgh		4-2	0.7620
+13	35. Louisiana Tech	5-1	0.7557
+22	36. Louisville		4-2	0.7187
+2	37. California		4-2	0.7139
+4	38. Kansas State	3-2	0.6561
+5	39. Oklahoma State	4-2	0.6531
+11	40. Duke		4-2	0.6272
+16	41. UAB			5-1	0.6246
+13	42. Florida Atlantic	4-2	0.6203
+7	43. NC State		4-2	0.6101
+3	44. Louisiana		4-2	0.6054
-9	45. Maryland		3-2	0.5507
+33	46. South Carolina	3-3	0.5463
+17	47. Indiana		4-2	0.5414
+22	48. Miami (FL)		3-3	0.5304
-15	49. Virginia		4-2	0.5183
Delta	Team			Rec	Score
-15	50. Wyoming		4-2	0.5026
+1	51. Liberty		4-2	0.4933
-21	52. Michigan State	4-3	0.4569
+18	53. Air Force		4-2	0.4435
+15	54. Southern Miss	4-2	0.4335
+11	55. Virginia Tech	4-2	0.4284
-11	56. Texas Tech		3-3	0.4112
-1	57. Utah State		3-2	0.4062
-26	58. Arizona		4-2	0.4058
+2	59. TCU			3-2	0.4018
-27	60. Toledo		4-2	0.3932
+16	61. Western Michigan	4-3	0.3929
+19	62. Western Kentucky	4-2	0.3476
-25	63. Texas A&M		3-3	0.3374
+18	64. Georgia State	4-2	0.3158
+15	65. Stanford		3-3	0.2479
+7	66. Boston College	3-3	0.2312
-14	67. Nebraska		4-3	0.2295
-22	68. Hawaii		4-2	0.2261
+15	69. Nevada		4-2	0.2149
+19	70. Ball State		3-3	0.2128
-22	71. Mississippi State	3-3	0.2122
-12	72. Washington State	3-3	0.1941
-11	73. Syracuse		3-3	0.1891
+12	74. South Florida	3-3	0.1792
Delta	Team	Rec	Score
-	75. North Carolina	3-3	0.1751
+16	76. Kentucky		3-3	0.1662
+13	77. Central Michigan	4-3	0.1584
+13	78. Kent State		3-3	0.1475
-20	79. Florida State	3-3	0.1073
+22	80. Florida Intl	3-3	0.1018
-16	81. Army		3-3	0.0905
+14	82. Louisiana-Monroe	3-3	0.0875
-16	83. San Jose State	3-3	0.0727
-30	84. Colorado		3-3	0.0658
-22	85. West Virginia	3-3	-0.0050
-14	86. USC			3-3	-0.0204
-19	87. Fresno State	2-3	-0.0344
-10	88. Ole Miss		3-4	-0.0375
+6	89. East Carolina	3-3	-0.0457
-16	90. Coastal Carolina	3-3	-0.0633
+7	91. Georgia Southern	2-3	-0.0920
-16	92. Eastern Michigan	3-3	-0.1056
+8	93. Arkansas State	3-3	-0.1094
+17	94. Marshall		3-3	-0.1224
-12	95. Oregon State	2-4	-0.1335
+8	96. Troy		2-3	-0.1849
-3	97. BYU			2-4	-0.1876
-13	98. Middle Tennessee	2-4	-0.2129
+15	99. Purdue		2-4	-0.2189
Delta	Team			Rec	Score
+15	100. Tennessee		2-4	-0.2287
-8	101. Miami (OH)		2-4	-0.2298
-3	102. Arkansas		2-4	-0.2304
-16	103. Illinois		2-4	-0.2334
-16	104. Houston		2-4	-0.2450
-8	105. Tulsa		2-4	-0.2485
+1	106. Northwestern	1-4	-0.2582
+11	107. Northern Illinois	2-4	-0.2860
+1	108. Kansas		2-4	-0.3223
+11	109. Bowling Green	2-4	-0.3505
-7	110. Texas State	2-4	-0.3723
-11	111. North Texas	2-4	-0.3744
-	112. UCLA		1-5	-0.3868
-8	113. Vanderbilt		1-5	-0.4152
+8	114. UNLV		2-4	-0.4273
+2	115. Buffalo		2-4	-0.4572
-10	116. Ohio U		2-4	-0.5009
-4	117. Rutgers		1-5	-0.5189
-10	118. UNC Charlotte	2-4	-0.5439
-9	119. UTSA		2-4	-0.6273
+4	120. Colorado State	2-5	-0.6297

Manoueverable
Oct 23, 2010

Dubs Loves Wubs

Declan MacManus posted:

washington being ranked and wake/iowa state not being ranked is a travesty also who the h-e-double gently caress is still voting for a&m

You'll get no argument from me on that first point

LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

dirty shrimp money posted:

That's last week :ssh:

Here's this week -
pre:
+4	120. Colorado State	2-5	-0.6297

R.I.P. Bobo, dead as a Dodo.

Scarf
Jun 24, 2005

On sight

LLCoolJD posted:

R.I.P. Bobo, dead as a Dodo.

Colorado State won't have any success until they adopt the CO unis full time...

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON
oh, so we're doing the "this might be LSU's year!" thing again for a few weeks before we get dragged by alabama again, huh?

Declan MacManus
Sep 1, 2011

damn i'm really in this bitch

my new hypothetical big brain scenario is lsu beats alabama but loses to auburn who goes on to beat alabama in a wacky iron bowl finish but loses to a 2 loss florida in the sec championship game

at which point you have 1 loss lsu at large, 2 loss sec champ florida, and then 2 loss auburn with a pretty great resume and 2 loss bama who is still bama

and then everyone gets mad when the committee selects two sec teams again

PostNouveau
Sep 3, 2011

VY till I die
Grimey Drawer

Declan MacManus posted:

at which point you have 1 loss lsu at large, 2 loss sec champ florida, and then 2 loss auburn with a pretty great resume and 2 loss bama who is still bama

Sounds like we got our 4 playoff teams right here.

mactheknife
Jul 20, 2004

THE JOLLY CANDY-LIKE BUTTON

Declan MacManus posted:

my new hypothetical big brain scenario is lsu beats alabam a but loses to auburn who goes on to beat alabama in a wacky iron bowl finish but loses to a 2 loss florida in the sec championship game

at which point you have 1 loss lsu at large, 2 loss sec champ florida, and then 2 loss auburn with a pretty great resume and 2 loss bama who is still bama

and then everyone gets mad when the committee selects two sec teams again

lol c'mon

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LLCoolJD
Dec 8, 2007

Musk threatens the inorganic promotion of left-wing ideology that had been taking place on the platform

Block me for being an unironic DeSantis fan, too!

Scarf posted:

Colorado State won't have any success until they adopt the CO unis full time...



To me this looks like the logo of some South American energy company.

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