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the story is bad comedy through and through and involves your characters going to bret harts house to try and train in the dungeon only they go to the wrong house and the owner makes fun of the characters. also the rock is the US president but the female PC voted for glenn jacobs
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:17 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:the story is bad comedy through and through and involves your characters going to bret harts house to try and train in the dungeon only they go to the wrong house and the owner makes fun of the characters. also the rock is the US president but the female PC voted for glenn jacobs Lmao please tell me that’s real
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:18 |
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its real.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:19 |
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I'm not sure if you're loving with us or not because honestly I could see it being real but it's also very stupid. But it also also sounds incredibly good.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:20 |
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the owner of the house actually plays along for a second and says "great, Bret will be here in a minute" before revealing that actually the Harts haven't lived there for ages and she was just loving with you because you're so dumb you just put "where does Bret Hart live" into google maps and then just followed the directions
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:25 |
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It's like they took the hoaky fish out of water comedy from nba2k19s story mode and doubled down
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:27 |
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it's good in that it again is a startlingly accurate simulation of the wwe because it teaches you everything is a joke and you're loving stupid if you care about it
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:28 |
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I am actually imagining a bunch of edge lord 15 year olds making their dark avenger CAWs and then being told over and over again that their idealized embodiment of their angst is a dumb poo poo no one respects And that's pretty funny
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:33 |
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Just play SLAMMED! tbh
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:40 |
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Having watched that video of the player character getting clowned on, and seeing how horrid everything except The Rock ($500 shirt) looks, I am prepared to believe literally anything that anyone says about this game
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:41 |
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CascadeBeta posted:Just play SLAMMED! tbh who wants to read that much
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:42 |
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Eggplant Ronin posted:https://www.reddit.com/r/WWEGames/comments/dhsve5/honestly_what_in_the_hell_was_that_pulseyt/ Ok I am buying this years game.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:43 |
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capcom! resurrect saturday night slam masters! i command you!
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:44 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I am actually imagining a bunch of edge lord 15 year olds making their dark avenger CAWs and then being told over and over again that their idealized embodiment of their angst is a dumb poo poo no one respects yeah I also think Jimmy Havoc sucks
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:46 |
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if it drops under $30 w/ all the DLC I'll scoop it up.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:46 |
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Actually I do have the wwe 2k bug a bit but I think I'll just reinstall 2k18 or whichever one had the career mode that was basically just do x things to get into the hall of fame.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:47 |
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The Chikara game is out now, it's $15, mixed reviews so far https://store.steampowered.com/app/1072100/CHIKARA_Action_Arcade_Wrestling/
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:48 |
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I wanted to like Fire Pro Worlds story modes more but they were all just everyone telling you that they believe in you and then saying their catch phrase
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 20:52 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I am actually imagining a bunch of edge lord 15 year olds making their dark avenger CAWs and then being told over and over again that their idealized embodiment of their angst is a dumb poo poo no one respects (actually none of my CAWs has ever been cool)
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:02 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:the story is bad comedy through and through and involves your characters going to bret harts house to try and train in the dungeon only they go to the wrong house and the owner makes fun of the characters. also the rock is the US president but the female PC voted for glenn jacobs My favorite part of the future in that career mode is that they just assume WWE continues to add LEDs to everything and makes the Wresltemania 2029 arena have LED barricades
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:10 |
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So does WWE2029 have any fictional talent or is your CAW somehow the only fresh face in a decade?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:16 |
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edt: my keyboard snt workng
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:17 |
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Is WWE 2k29 any good???
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:18 |
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The female character is a bigger geek than anyone who actually exists, and the male character is a bigger geek than the female character.Galaga Galaxian posted:So does WWE2029 have any fictional talent or is your CAW somehow the only fresh face in a decade? The girl who gave you a swirlie or whatever is in the 2029 WWE, her name is Brooklyn Von Braun
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:28 |
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I love that even though the roster is built from decades of historic WWE talent the story mode sends you into a future that doesn't matter instead of letting you be a part of all the cool stuff you remember
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:29 |
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im watching a live stream of the story mode and the female playable character is an absolute delusional nutjob who is completely detached from reality. she attempts (poorly) to use the male characters dead parents and the fact that he's adopted to manipulate him into going to wrestling school. it really is a wwe game.
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:29 |
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Finally a game that realizes that wrestlers are by and large insane idiotic weirdos
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:34 |
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STONE COLD 64 posted:im watching a live stream of the story mode and the female playable character is an absolute delusional nutjob who is completely detached from reality. she attempts (poorly) to use the male characters dead parents and the fact that he's adopted to manipulate him into going to wrestling school. jesus christ, at least the 2k19 one was just a indy dude works his way into nxt only to get fired and then crash nxt and wwe storyline
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:35 |
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projecthalaxy posted:Finally a game that realizes that wrestlers are by and large insane idiotic weirdos And here I thought last years story mode hit peak "too close to home" by portraying everyone outside of the WWE as perpetually broke dudes who live in their vans
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:36 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:I love that even though the roster is built from decades of historic WWE talent the story mode sends you into a future that doesn't matter instead of letting you be a part of all the cool stuff you remember They could have fuckin went for it with the future stuff, 60 year old Triple H returning as a full-time in-ring competitor for some reason, unstoppable megastar champion Humberto Carrillo. But i'm sure they didn't
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:38 |
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Fat Lowtax posted:They could have fuckin went for it with the future stuff, 60 year old Triple H returning as a full-time in-ring competitor for some reason, unstoppable megastar champion Humberto Carrillo. But i'm sure they didn't A heel stable lead by Dominic Mysterio
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:39 |
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Super No Vacancy posted:the story is bad comedy through and through and involves your characters going to bret harts house to try and train in the dungeon only they go to the wrong house and the owner makes fun of the characters. also the rock is the US president but the female PC voted for glenn jacobs the livestream im watching just got to this part and the owner of the hart house absolutely buries the player characters
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:45 |
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https://twitter.com/pastasauca/status/1184039163735224321
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 21:58 |
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Mel Mudkiper posted:And here I thought last years story mode hit peak "too close to home" by portraying everyone outside of the WWE as perpetually broke dudes who live in their vans ...Did they manage to squeeze Barron Blade in this year somewhere?
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# ? Oct 15, 2019 23:20 |
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DenkOps thinks it sucks and that dude friggin LOVES WWE 2K games: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=1ZHauS00q7o
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:04 |
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Tart Kitty posted:FFNY loving rules, and it sucks that we won't ever get a remaster because of the insane licensing involved, but I would have loved to have seen that specific fight club-style engine get used in other games. the first person to reimplement most of FFNY's gameplay in an indie game is going to make loving bank
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 00:15 |
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Since Chikara AAW was on sale for like $13.50 and I like the company, I went ahead and bought it. Put about an hour into it and the CAW today. - It's SUPER buggy. There are inoffensive UI glitches but also some stuff that makes CAW hard to use (you can save colors to reuse, but I couldn't ever access my saved colors). Also had a glitch where during a 3-way dance, my character just lost the ability to play. He got laid out and never moved again, but the other two CPU opponents thought he was active and got into a weird gameplay loop where they would try to finish each other but wanted to take me out too but couldn't interact with me so they just stood around. -The art style is fun and I think it's a nice mix between WWE's lovely realism and FPW's retro graphics. -The gameplay is exactly what it says: arcade. There are no pinning combo moves (that I saw). There are no reversals. There is one standard way to do your one submission move. It plays like a beat-em-up but with strikes, grapples, top rope moves, and finishers. This is NOT a sim like FPW or even WWE. As far as I could tell, none of the wrestlers played differently, they all move at the same speed and have the same AI. It's fast-paced and colorful and silly (I electrocuted someone once). I think this will be a fun online fuckaround game once all the weird CAWs get created (I already have Pacman, a Suplex Robot, and a ninja turtle). I can see some fun battle royales happening. It's a little disappointing that it's not more wrestle-y but to be fair, it never promised that. If this is the "finished product" with no major patches, it will be a pretty janky mess. But if they steadily fix the bugs and glitches, I think it could be a chill way to piledrive fools dressed as Joe Biden or whatever.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 01:45 |
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mary had a little clam posted:If this is the "finished product" with no major patches, it will be a pretty janky mess. But if they steadily fix the bugs and glitches, I think it could be a chill way to piledrive fools dressed as Joe Biden or whatever. From what I understand, they're going about it the same way as the latest Fire Pro. Fix it up and work on it over time, then when they have a product they're happy enough with they'll release it on consoles.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 02:15 |
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Fire Pro was also in Early Access for several months, is this EA?
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 02:39 |
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Well I had preordered this game, but given how the overwhelming response from the previews even from the WWE2k fanboys seems to be "it sucks", I'll grab it on sale at some point in the future just to play through MyCareer or something. IF they patch in CAC.
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