HauntedRobot posted:

Just don't use thiscatdoesnotextist.com to post your cat pictures because, wow

Rarity posted:

WHAT THE gently caress DID I JUST SAY

Niric posted:

It can't be tha--





[this is already a cat snipe, allegedly]

Diet Crack posted:

It’s incorrect anatomical makeup and the fact that it has absorbed the child like a monster from the thing.

HauntedRobot posted:

Just don't use thiscatdoesnotextist.com to post your cat pictures because, wow

RockyB posted:

http://thiscatdoesnotexist.com (speeling!)

I see nothing wrong here.

Niric posted:

There are many unanswered questions surrounding Pissflaps's posting in UKMT.

For the past two minutes I've been investigating one of the more bizarre of them: who is Pissflaps and is he even real?

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

For every cat that doesn't exist you post, I'm going to post a waifu that doesn't exist

Bobby Deluxe posted:

None of us are real, this thread is all happening in the dying moments of a graphing calculator at the back of your stuff drawer.

RockyB posted:

E: Every goon has the exact same idea and the thread is flooding with cthulian horrors for the next ten pages. A finger curls and the 'dear god no more crispchat' wish is completed.

JeremoudCorbynejad posted:

For every cat that doesn't exist you post, I'm going to post a waifu that doesn't exist

quote:

every page visit or refresh, JS will load 1 of 100,000 random 1024px anime face generated by a StyleGAN neural network & upscaled by waifu2x.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

None of us are real, this thread is all happening in the dying moments of a graphing calculator at the back of your stuff drawer.

Tesseraction posted:

pissflapsdoesnotexist.com

[generates post whining about corbyn]

Bobby Deluxe posted:

None of us are real, this thread is all happening in the dying moments of a graphing calculator at the back of your stuff drawer.

sebzilla posted:

Floofy little cat ball

CGI Stardust posted:

ed: garfield noooo

quote:

Labour’s nationalisation plans should be debated – but not with misleading figures.

On his first day in Westminster, Mr Corbyn stood to condemn austerity. The only problems that a rightwinger has with cutting public spending and cutting the social sector is that it causes too much suffering. You would never know that from reading the comments section of this column.

For example, an MP who calls for a "rebalancing" of the state towards the market – one who wants businesses to pay more tax – would probably not be a member of the SNP or Lib Dems.

But Labour's policy of increasing corporation tax, which would cut revenue by £10.5bn, is widely accepted as one of the party's most important policies. So what happens to the £10bn that would otherwise have been raised?

Well it turns out that many of those who want to cut the budget share the view that the money should go to benefit the lower income households and children that people live with. That would include the people of Scotland – the people that will have more disposable income in the next Parliament – and the people who have made the most of their time over here – not to worry about them losing their jobs, to help them to find work or to pay the bills they have for the next 12 or 16 years.

"And I know that the Scots will appreciate that it will also be the most efficient way of dealing with the long-term challenges the UK faces, from economic growth to our security and the role of diplomacy with the world."


The Independent has launched its #FinalSay campaign to demand that voters are given a voice on the final Brexit deal.


Sign our petition here.

CGI Stardust posted:

the trouble with tiddles

Niric posted:

^^^


Not casting aspersions on UKMT's literary knowledge, but it's possibly more well known from The Simpsons Treehouse of Horror episode

Strom Cuzewon posted:

The finger-curling when you make a wish also isn't in the short story I think, that detail's from the Simpsons.

The Simpsons version is also way better, the shortstory is kind of straightforward and too obvious. Maybe it's just aged badly, because it comes off like a low-effort Twilight Zone.

knox_harrington posted:

Strom Cuzewon posted:

Maybe it's just aged badly, because it comes off like a low-effort Twilight Zone.

Bobby Deluxe posted:

None of us are real, this thread is all happening in the dying moments of a graphing calculator at the back of your stuff drawer.

CGI Stardust posted:

ah, glad to see a company employing Alice, Bob, and Eve

also

Graundiad posted:

As MPs prepare to vote on Boris Johnson’s EU withdrawal agreement, Guardian analysis shows that less than 5% of the original deal has been renegotiated, despite it being rejected by parliament three times.

Only 15 core pages of the original 293-page withdrawal agreement are related to the controversial protocol on Ireland/Northern Ireland – commonly referred to as the Irish backstop. This is the only part of the withdrawal agreement that has been renegotiated

OwlFancier posted:

I mean I know what penetration testing is and I still giggle about it.

Wachter posted:

"Penetration testing" is objectively hilarious, especially when you fail

RockyB posted:

This is true of pretty much any 'naive' media looked at again from a modern perspective. Stuff has been chopped and rehashed and analysed so many times in the last hundred years that nothing ever feels fresh without at least seven layers of meta-ironic decomposition.

RockyB posted:

There's probably entire reams of self published erotica on amazon spun off from the most basic short story from the 1900s

Aramoro posted:

Especially when it's measured in 'man hours'. I'll take 60 man hours of penetration testing please.