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My uncle lost an eye in the Great Crumpet Rumble of '82.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 14:41 |
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A spotted dick-waving contest.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 14:45 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:A spotted dick-waving contest. Lol nice
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 14:55 |
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Literally a tempest in a teapot, what ho!
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 15:16 |
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I presume this is a documentary. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F9QSdLDGt7I
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 15:37 |
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Absurd Alhazred posted:A spotted dick-waving contest. That's the one.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 17:33 |
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Fleta Mcgurn posted:Literally a tempest in a teapot, what ho! Omg I don't think anyone else got this
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 23:13 |
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RFC2324 posted:Omg I don't think anyone else got this I got it, and it's good, but dicks take the day.
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# ? Oct 16, 2019 23:55 |
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Ghost Leviathan posted:I presume this is a documentary. In the Mexican dub, they changed these guys to be Basque separatists. I assume the joke still works.
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 00:12 |
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Dameius posted:I got it, and it's good, but dicks take the day. no argument. the dicks win this round
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 00:36 |
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Doc Hawkins posted:i'm not saying you're farting wrong, just that many people don't do it that way
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 01:25 |
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looks like it's 1-1 dicks assholes
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 01:50 |
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T-man posted:feed your child only acidic juices and honey, if they survive they will have the weirdest palette Brawnfire posted:My baby enjoyed only the finest of meads
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 06:05 |
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Pentaro posted:In the Mexican dub, they changed these guys to be Basque separatists. I assume the joke still works. that's both genius and spicy as all hell, lol
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 06:27 |
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Pentaro posted:In the Mexican dub, they changed these guys to be Basque separatists. I assume the joke still works. Rofl that rules
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 12:08 |
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lofi posted:The Little Thalidomaid.
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 15:16 |
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Pentaro posted:In the Mexican dub, they changed these guys to be Basque separatists. I assume the joke still works. Violent drunks that have made some pretty good music, checks out
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# ? Oct 17, 2019 21:04 |
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DandyLion posted:My 2 year old was playing with one of those rubber chew-bead necklaces last month in the middle of the kitchen. It was disconnected (they have a quick release latch so kids can get strangled by them) and therefore just a 3' rubber beaded line he was whipping around like a lasso over his head while I was in the kitchen making him dinner. As I turned from the stove where the spaghetti sauce was heating to the sink on the other side of the kitchen, he whips the necklace full strength and speed, and the plastic half-cap that is the quick release latch catches me in the balls. I have been kicked in the nuts before, and have suffered other impacts where the reaction was typically extreme pain/nausea for 5ish minutes followed by a dull ache for the rest of the day. This was not that. In an instant my world exploded in a blast of the brightest white light I have ever seen (this is before any physical sensations had registered in my brain), and I'm genuinely befuddled, unable to process not only whats just happened, but even simple things like who am I and what am I doing holding this ladle of spaghetti sauce in the kitchen. I bellow a hoot of rage/pain/surprise which I'm sure scared the hell out of the little guy, then my vision tunnels and my world goes black.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:07 |
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I just read that 4 times and my brain doesn't want to try processing it.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:25 |
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Thanks Incel for the first post I've out-loud laughed at for a while. Sorry Dandy for your lots.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:28 |
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Someone do a dramatic reading Preferably in a chipmunk voice
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 00:37 |
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Yoshi Wins posted:what kind of deranged loving weirdo would not laugh at that Absurd Alhazred posted:Yeah, that's hilarious. MizPiz posted:Someone who takes "making your cum taste good" seriously A HUNGRY MOUTH posted:YES, CHEF!
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 03:09 |
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LITERALLY A BIRD posted:Thanks Incel for the first post I've out-loud laughed at for a while. Sorry Dandy for your lots. The forums should be celebrated for being what it is. We're generally older now but getting hit in the nuts in novel ways is timeless. The internet may make you stupid but getting hit in the nuts WILL make you funny for a moment.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 04:05 |
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RFC2324 posted:Someone do a dramatic reading No, no, no. It should start normal and then switch to chipmunk once they hit the floor and wake up in agony.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 04:12 |
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Inceltown posted:The forums should be celebrated for being what it is. We're generally older now but getting hit in the nuts in novel ways is timeless. The internet may make you stupid but getting hit in the nuts WILL make you funny for a moment. I can think of literally no other reason funniest home videos still exists 30 years later
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:37 |
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RFC2324 posted:I can think of literally no other reason funniest home videos still exists 30 years later
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 19:58 |
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google the show and the first line of the description is: quote:Crotch kicks, anyone? and s30e4 airs sunday night 30 loving years of nut shots and counting. too bad Bob wasn't allowed to be himself for the show
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:07 |
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Back pre-youtube a friend described AFHV as a show with an indestructible premise that the show nevertheless attempted mightily to destroy.
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# ? Oct 18, 2019 20:20 |
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The show got a lot better when Tom Bergeron took over as the host and actually let the videos speak for themselves instead of doing one of two 'funny' voices over all of them, but by then YouTube existed and it no longer mattered
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 03:09 |
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Busket Posket posted:Im glad that, in these last days of humanity, I get to spend so much time posting with goons. Itll be like the band on the Titanic but shitposting instead of music.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:04 |
Im very certain that my last act on this earth before the apocalypse will be me posting a Loss.jpg edit about the situation. I will sensibly chuckle before i am vaporized in nuclear fire. Hihohe has a new favorite as of 04:30 on Oct 19, 2019 |
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:21 |
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what if we put our money together to launch a satellite with a golden record of loss memes some aliens can find it millions of years after we're gone, and try to learn what message could be so important to inscribe and send across the cosmos
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 04:23 |
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Son of Thunderbeast posted:what if we put our money together to launch a satellite with a golden record of loss memes We'd better make sure to tell them that yes, while we did destroy our biosphere, a glittering precious jewel in an infinite lifeless cosmos, we weren't complete monsters, and we did let that cat eventually has cheezburger
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:43 |
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Phy posted:We'd better make sure to tell them that yes, while we did destroy our biosphere, a glittering precious jewel in an infinite lifeless cosmos, we weren't complete monsters, and we did let that cat eventually has cheezburger On the other hand, we did also confuse that other cat with vegetables. So you could say that humanity was a land of contrasts.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:44 |
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Wow," said Garfield. "I didn't think anyone would be able to eat more sperm than me, the large cat Garfield, but you did it Kirby."
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 05:52 |
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Syd Midnight posted:apropos of nothing I want to share this result of feeding a @dril tweet to the GPT-2 text generator. I know theres already a thread for it but jfc im dying here
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 12:30 |
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[/quote] Morally worthless maybe, but morally inept definitely.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 12:40 |
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Powerful Two-Hander posted:Morally worthless maybe, but morally inept definitely.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 12:59 |
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Not very different from his Adult Swim show.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:18 |
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Hihohe posted:Im very certain that my last act on this earth before the apocalypse will be me posting a Loss.jpg edit about the situation. I will sensibly chuckle before i am vaporized in nuclear fire. As my last act before the world ends I'm going to hijack every piece of broadcasting equipment I can get my hands on. It won't last long but I won't need long. I will broadcast a single image at maximum strength out to cosmos. That image will be goatse. No context. No explanation. Aliens will wonder at it. Maybe they'll figure it out; maybe they won't. It doesn't matter; if there is intelligent life in the future, long after humanity has ceased to be, I'll be the one that goatsed the galaxy.
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# ? Oct 19, 2019 14:34 |