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Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Admiralty Flag posted:

Ya scrubs

Best ship is the Miranda. Only way to improve it would be to add up to three more roll bars. (Then Picard might have captained one, thinking it was a space dune buggy.)

I always like the nebula best, which was basically a tng version of the miranda (which is also good).

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Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


All you jerks posting ship names without ship photos make me want to Odo grunt

Grand Fromage
Jan 30, 2006

L-l-look at you bar-bartender, a-a pa-pathetic creature of meat and bone, un-underestimating my l-l-liver's ability to metab-meTABolize t-toxins. How can you p-poison a perfect, immortal alcohOLIC?


Lookit this loser who doesn't have the entire Federation fleet memorized.

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

Dysgenesis posted:

I always like the nebula best, which was basically a tng version of the miranda (which is also good).

Hell yeah!

:respek:

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Snow Cone Capone posted:

All you jerks posting ship names without ship photos make me want to Odo grunt

:yeah:

I find a lot of the STO ships are very angular and chunky, but I guess that’s the limitations of the game engine.

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010

Snow Cone Capone posted:

All you jerks posting ship names without ship photos make me want to Odo grunt

Pah.

Anyway, most of the ships I mentioned in my last post.

The Einstein class (or Kelvin-type, depending on who you ask)
The Freedom class (USS Franklin, NX-324)
The Kelvin Timeline Constitution class (USS Enterprise, NCC-1701)
The Armstrong class (USS Armstrong, NCC-1769)
The Mayflower class (USS Mayflower, NCC-1621), and sorry for the quality of that picture, that's the best picture Memory Alpha has.
The Newton class (USS Newton, NCC-1727)
The Aegis class (USS Aegis, NX-1787) from Star Trek: Bridge Crew
The Vengeance class (USS Vengeance), and I don't care if it's canonically called the Dreadnought class, STO calls it the Vengeance, so that's what I'm gonna call it.
The Nautilus class 26c. Science Vessel
The Theseus class 26c. Escort
The Sagittarius class 26c. Cruiser
The Paladin class 26c. Battlecruiser

That is a lot of ships.

Dysgenesis
Jul 12, 2012

HAVE AT THEE!


Dysgenesis posted:

I always like the nebula best, which was basically a tng version of the miranda (which is also good).


Snow Cone Capone posted:

All you jerks posting ship names without ship photos make me want to Odo grunt

Imagine the enterprise d was sat on by a giant.

Anonymouse Mook
Jul 12, 2006

Showing Vettel the way since 1979

Dysgenesis posted:

Imagine the enterprise d was sat on by a giant.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


ok the Nautilus is pretty sweet and aptly named

The_Doctor
Mar 29, 2007

"The entire history of this incarnation is one of temporal orbits, retcons, paradoxes, parallel time lines, reiterations, and divergences. How anyone can make head or tail of all this chaos, I don't know."

Snow Cone Capone posted:

ok the Nautilus is pretty sweet and aptly named


The big open windows on the side make me think of a shopping mall in space.

The Bloop
Jul 5, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Snow Cone Capone posted:

ok the Nautilus is pretty sweet and aptly named


It's...


I mean, ok true there's no reason...

But....

Uhhhhggg



This may help me decide:

Where's the bridge?

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
It's probably that little white bump on the dorsal view, near the aft end of the stern section.

(And, uh, I apologize for the 26c. ship images, I didn't think they were going to be that transparent as far as reading the text.)

Blast Fantasto
Sep 18, 2007

USAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Carel Struycken is awesome and I’m glad people have started casting him in things again recently.

hope and vaseline
Feb 13, 2001

Snow Cone Capone posted:

ok the Nautilus is pretty sweet and aptly named


thanks i hate it

8one6
May 20, 2012

When in doubt, err on the side of Awesome!

You know, I don't hate any of the STO designs. They clearly convey "Federation" and "more advanced" than the 24th century designs, and they're also alien as hell.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
Just make a USS Dali where each room has a random direction. Like you walk down the hallway towards the bridge, the door opens up, and the bridge is upside down and you have to jump and do a flip to get on the bridge.

skasion
Feb 13, 2012

Why don't you perform zazen, facing a wall?

Cojawfee posted:

Just make a USS Dali where each room has a random direction. Like you walk down the hallway towards the bridge, the door opens up, and the bridge is upside down and you have to jump and do a flip to get on the bridge.

Hell yeah, I would watch this. Modern scifi doesn't have enough weird/magic spaceships, give me a Moya or a Lexx

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




The temporal ships from STO are a bit forced because they're all meant to be illustrations of a lineage, they introduced them all as 23rd/26th century evolutions and the general style/detail of the 26th century ships all had to be based on the Enterprise-J









There's probably 24th century ships that could slot in the middle of each too but I can't be bothered figuring it out. (Okay the four nacelle ship is clearly constellation and then cheyenne and the daedelus is the pasteur and agh shut up brain)

Also, the Romulans and the Klingons each got a 2-mile-long 26th century super-ship as a counterpart to the Enterprise-J, and I like their ones a lot more than the J, especially the romulan one.



MikeJF fucked around with this message at 21:10 on Oct 19, 2019

Snorb
Nov 19, 2010
Ranger, Akira, Paladin

Gemini, Constellation, Sagittarius

Daedalus, Olympic, Nautilus

I'm stuck on what's between the Perseus and the Theseus classes. Maybe the Intrepid???

There's also the Atlas class Prototype Dreadnought Cruiser which... doesn't seem to have a 24/25c. or even a 26c. equivalent?

(I know jack about the Valkis and the Durgath because I don't have any Romulan or Klingon characters, so can't help there. But the Valkis looks awesome, at least!)

Kibayasu
Mar 28, 2010

In the 26th century the Federation is based on pizza cutters.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Kibayasu posted:

In the 26th century the Federation is based on pizza cutters.

At least they're spore drive compatible.

https://i.imgur.com/Nn45afV.mp4

(Or they were until the spinny flip got patched to only do the flip on the discovery :argh:)

MikeJF fucked around with this message at 21:17 on Oct 19, 2019

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


I'm the ship clipping back into the bottom corner

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
I'm rewatching DS9 again and I just got to the two-parter where they travel back in time to the mid 21st century where there's class riots and poo poo, and at the end Bashir is like "There's one thing I don't understand... how could the people of the 21st century have let things get so bad?" and Avery Brooks basically looks right into the camera at You, The Viewer and says "That's a good question".


Best Captain.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Thom12255 posted:

In the words of purple beard man "this is ds9 baby don't get too comfortable"

IDK, 15 minutes into part 2 of season 3 opening the founders have already made peace with the federation so everything is fine. It was sketchy for a minute but Odo found some nice friends and all is well in the galaxy. Back to fun space station hijynx.

edit: Well I didn't see that twist coming and it's no Year of Hell, but it's reminding me of Year of Hell anyway so

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 02:16 on Oct 20, 2019

1000 Brown M and Ms
Oct 22, 2008

F:\DL>quickfli 4-clowns.fli

Snorb posted:

There's also the Atlas class Prototype Dreadnought Cruiser which... doesn't seem to have a 24/25c. or even a 26c. equivalent?

That looks like a TOS-ified version of the Ark Royal from Starfleet Command II


Cojawfee posted:

I refuse to accept that it is as large as JJ claimed. That's dumb as poo poo.

I agree. It's because of a pretty big inconsistancy in the effect for JJTrek though. Based on the size of the bridge windows, the JJPrise should be more or less the same size as the original, and I think that was the original intention. But based on the shots of the shuttlebay, it's bigger than the Galaxy class. Eventually the bigger version was declared as the canon one.

Snow Cone Capone
Jul 31, 2003


Entropic posted:

I'm rewatching DS9 again and I just got to the two-parter where they travel back in time to the mid 21st century where there's class riots and poo poo, and at the end Bashir is like "There's one thing I don't understand... how could the people of the 21st century have let things get so bad?" and Avery Brooks basically looks right into the camera at You, The Viewer and says "That's a good question".


Best Captain.

My only gripe is that the thermometer on the wall in that ep a) is in Celsius and b) shows 15 which is pretty cold for September in San Francisco?

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

Ask me about the shitty opinions I have about Paradox games!

Snow Cone Capone posted:

My only gripe is that the thermometer on the wall in that ep a) is in Celsius and b) shows 15 which is pretty cold for September in San Francisco?

They always use proper measurements in Star Trek instead of dumb American poo poo, it's nice. And 15 is just above the average low in San Fran!

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Epicurius
Apr 10, 2010
College Slice
Ah, my favorite ship, the USS Patent.

Astroman
Apr 8, 2001



D'deridex and the Angry Inch

upgunned shitpost
Jan 21, 2015

there's a klingon troop transport from disco that looks like a gold-plated vw van. it's a tie between that and the science tractor from the last short as my favs.

just absolutely workman-like space ships.

Timby
Dec 23, 2006

Your mother!


Looks like a Dralthi.

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007

Snow Cone Capone posted:

ok the Nautilus is pretty sweet and aptly named


This is rad and the old-timey version of it in a later post is cool too. The old timey one actually looks like a real spaceship we might build.

Taear posted:

They always use proper measurements in Star Trek instead of dumb American poo poo, it's nice. And 15 is just above the average low in San Fran!

Whatever we call our horrible measurement system, the one good part of it is temperature wrt how it feels outside. In celcius it might be sweltering outside but it's like a couple numbers from freezing so who knows! ;o)

1000 Brown M and Ms posted:

That looks like a TOS-ified version of the Ark Royal from Starfleet Command II

I like this, it's like standard trek shape is to this as star destroyer is to super star destroyer, just give the base ship hulkamania. Seems like the coolest Trek ships are hidden in everything except the TV shows.

How is STO anyway? I was in the beta for Gods and Heroes before they canned it entirely and was surprised STO even came out since it seemed like the devs were straight up going out of business. Never tried the STO beta since I can't imagine what a good Trek videogame could be like, let alone one twisted into MMO shape.

MikeJF
Dec 20, 2003




Khanstant posted:

This is rad and the old-timey version of it in a later post is cool too. The old timey one actually looks like a real spaceship we might build.

The design for the old-timey one's been around since the 70s, it's one of those not-canon things that's been around so long it's basically become canon as one of the first Federation ships.

Mrenda
Mar 14, 2012

Khanstant posted:

Whatever we call our horrible measurement system, the one good part of it is temperature wrt how it feels outside. In celcius it might be sweltering outside but it's like a couple numbers from freezing so who knows! ;o)

And a foot is great measure of distance because it's kind of the size of your foot.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius
OOoooooOOOoooooohhhHHhhh It's meeeee the GhhooooOOOOOooost of temperature scale arugments paaaaAAAAAaaaaast. If you start talking about temperature scales someone will buy you a lame black text avatar and you'll lose your cooooOOOOooool THE CLAMPS avataaaaAAAAaaar

Khanstant
Apr 5, 2007
^^^^I gotta go with the raw-dog no avatar life so nobody can quickly visually identify me as someone with all the bad opinions

Mrenda posted:

And a foot is great measure of distance because it's kind of the size of your foot.

Pfft maybe if your parents didn't love you enough to bind your feet they do.

Khanstant fucked around with this message at 17:15 on Oct 20, 2019

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

MikeJF posted:

The design for the old-timey one's been around since the 70s, it's one of those not-canon things that's been around so long it's basically become canon as one of the first Federation ships.

Pretty sure it has its origins in early design sketches Matt Jefferies did back in the early 60s.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

Khanstant posted:

^^^^I gotta go with the raw-dog no avatar life so nobody can quickly visually identify me as someone with all the bad opinions

please buy an avatar to help support these dead broke forums

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Thom12255
Feb 23, 2013
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY MONEY

Khanstant posted:

In celcius it might be sweltering outside but it's like a couple numbers from freezing so who knows! ;o)

I think this is something that people that actually grow up in metric (me) don't understand, the exactness of using Fahrenheit of temperatures seems unnecessary, if it's below 10C you should be covered up, if it's above 20C you can wear shorts and t-shirt.

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