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Farmer Crack-rear end posted:is this going to be a 3 hour long movie think godfather II. Then keep going.
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My only question is what is Kylo Ren's motivation. 4+ hours of sequels and I dont have the slightest clue why he does anything No Disney, "RAAAAAAGH" is not a motivation
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Oct 22, 2019 20:20
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he's pissed at his dad for some reason and that Luke tried to snuff him out as a kid? Those betrayals by people in his life gave way to his anger and his for sensitivity give you Vader 2.0
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Oct 22, 2019 20:21
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Big Beef City posted:think godfather II. Then keep going. you mean, think godfather III?
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Oct 22, 2019 20:25
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Big Beef City posted:he's pissed at his dad for some reason and that Luke tried to snuff him out as a kid?
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Oct 22, 2019 20:29
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After seeing The Joker, Kylo really is just a cry baby. Arthur Flick actually had some REAL problems, I'm just not buying Kylo's space nazi heel turn We never see Kylo as ever being good, so there's no tragedy. Bleh.
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Oct 22, 2019 20:33
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I hope rise of sky walker is 5 hours long and basically just covers what episodes 8 and 9 were supposed to cover
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Oct 22, 2019 20:47
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Kylo’s parents abandoned him and he had to move in with his creepy uncle who tried to kill him. Therefore he uh, somehow fell in with a bulbous-headed dark wizard at war with his mom for no immediately obvious reason, who told him to become Darth Vader. These sequels could really use a prequel to explain how any of the poo poo in them makes sense
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Dre2Dee2 posted:After seeing The Joker, Kylo really is just a cry baby. Arthur Flick actually had some REAL problems, I'm just not buying Kylo's space nazi heel turn ...he's not supposed to be tragic. He's just an emo douchebag who's mad about poo poo and immediately went "Force lightning? Sign me up." He doesn't need a dramatic, tragic issue, he's just that whiny rear end in a top hat no one likes. No, it doesn't make for a good story, but I don't think you're ever at all really supposed to think "geez I really feel for the guy". Even AFTER you find out Luke tried to kill him once Luke realized "poo poo this kid is an rear end in a top hat". That's just who he is. Honestly if he gets a redemption arc I'd be kinda pissed. He's NOT Vader. He wasn't once a good kid that was brutally mauled and turned into a cyborg and said "gently caress it". He's not Palpatine who had political motivation. He's just a snot nosed bastard mad about stuff. Like, he wears a Vader mask and doesn't NEED to. Vader needed that to freaking LIVE. He wears his because he cries at night and gets pissy. If anything, I suppose, you're supposed to hate the character for that reason and those motivations (I'm mad at dad and uncle Luke!) alone making him flee immediately to the dark side should, probably, give him dark side powers STRONGER than Vader, even if he wasn't 'classically' trained as a Jedi, first. Just pure selfish "NO YOU DAD" anger is probably the epitome of the dark side barring outright war-rage or some poo poo. But he's too feeble minded to grasp this, which makes him an even worse, unlikable character, because if just admitted "I'm a goth teenager wearing a vader costume" then he could actually DO something. Instead he fails even at that. There has been NO point during the time I've seen of him that I've thought him worthy of even being an apprentice of a Sith lord, from what I understand, and the only thing I can come up with is that there were literally no other force sensitive candidates available for either Snoke or the Emperor or whoever the actual current Sith lord was to draw from to make #2 and they were like "Fine. gently caress it. I'll do this as a spite thing against the whole Skywalker gang" and he'd IMMEDIATELY be replaced should literally any other more capable candidate for succession come along, and his stupid light sabre be thrown into the reactor core. Big Beef City fucked around with this message at 21:14 on Oct 22, 2019 |
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Oct 22, 2019 20:55
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Kylo wins book 3
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Oct 22, 2019 21:14
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Ya but Vader was never good.
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Oct 22, 2019 21:15
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You got a lot of nerve posting that much about star wars
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skasion posted:Kylo’s parents abandoned him and he had to move in with his creepy uncle who tried to kill him. Therefore he uh, somehow fell in with a bulbous-headed dark wizard at war with his mom for no immediately obvious reason, who told him to become Darth Vader. 
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Oct 22, 2019 21:19
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Colonel Cancer posted:Ya but Vader was never good. He was good at pod racing
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Oct 22, 2019 21:21
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Big Beef City posted:...he's not supposed to be tragic. Snoke isn’t a Sith Lord and we have basically no idea what his motivations were...except for the fact that he literally DOES immediately try to replace Kylo as soon as another option (Rey) comes along. Almost everything in these movies suggests that this particular Star War is just being fought between the private armies of two bigwigs, Snoke and Leia. In that context, him making her son his bitch starts to look more like a personal power move than anything.
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Oct 22, 2019 21:45
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If my face looked like Kylo's coming from two hotties like Han and Leia, I would be totally emo sith too.
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Oct 22, 2019 21:51
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Dre2Dee2 posted:My only question is what is Kylo Ren's motivation. 4+ hours of sequels and I dont have the slightest clue why he does anything disney needed a character that looks and acts like darth vader in order to make their billion dollar soft reboot scam trilogy work
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Oct 22, 2019 21:51
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I wonder how many times executives have come into the editing room to gently caress this movie up like every other Disney star war. My favorite is the huge amount of toys/merch that gets made for characters that never even make it into the movie.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:13
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Cant wait for the hilarious youtube reviews for this one. Or the hilarious film study review about how woke disney is by the whacky youtube girl in pigtails. Just cant wait
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Oct 22, 2019 22:13
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I'm in for the 21 hour marathon at Alamo Drafthouse. I'm imagining the smell now. They're starting at 10pm with episode I. This is going to be a long night. Upside: Alamo Drafthouse serves liquor.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:24
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Well, you only need to stay for a few hours.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:27
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Looks like the leak from last year is accurate: https://www.reddit.com/r/starwarssp...tm_source=share
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Oct 22, 2019 22:27
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Shamino posted:Looks like the leak from last year is accurate: I remember this but why are suddenly saying it's accurate?
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Oct 22, 2019 22:29
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lofi posted:Well, you only need to stay for a few hours. Episode IX is at the end of the marathon and they force you to stay for the whole thing. Almost like they knew people would only stay for the ot and ix.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:33
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Richard M Nixon posted:I'm in for the 21 hour marathon at Alamo Drafthouse. I'm imagining the smell now. jesus christ and i thought the Lord of the Rings Extended Trilogy marathon was a brutal slog
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Oct 22, 2019 22:39
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Richard M Nixon posted:I'm in for the 21 hour marathon at Alamo Drafthouse. I'm imagining the smell now. christ do they have ambulances on standby? also; lol that rumor sheet - "The Empire Wins". well. That fits this hell world time line.
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Oct 22, 2019 22:43
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Big Beef City posted:christ do they have ambulances on standby? It's much grimmer, and darker, than the other movies in the series
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Oct 22, 2019 22:52
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I'm so tired of these Star Wars anyway when's the next marvel movie coming out?
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Oct 22, 2019 22:59
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Vim Fuego posted:It's much grimmer, and darker, than the other movies in the series But still, it's about family.
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Oct 22, 2019 23:02
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Away all Goats posted:I'm so tired of these Star Wars December 20th, 2019.
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Really??!? E: I just looked it up and I don’t thonk it’s real but there are four Marvel movies set for 2021
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Oct 22, 2019 23:11
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Kinda a dick move that Lando has a fleet of thousands of ships that didnt show up in ep 8.
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Wasn't the Alliance basically a beach volleyball team with a few subs by the end of ep8?
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uhhhh, no, because there's no "Alliance" anymore. it's called ~~*~the Resistance~*~~ now, pops
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Chomp8645 posted:I remember this but why are suddenly saying it's accurate? Lots of the stuff in the leak seems to be true in the trailers, also leaker was mostly accurate about ep 8.
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Oct 23, 2019 00:43
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Shamino posted:Lots of the stuff in the leak seems to be true in the trailers, also leaker was mostly accurate about ep 8. Oh yeah that's right a trailer came out. Guess I'll watch it, because oh my god if those leaks are real this is gonna be a hell of a thing.
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Well that was a thing I guess. Not really sure how it goes into any of those weird leaks about a Blood Powered Starforge, except for the mostly water planet being showcased I guess. Pretty flimsy. What really stands out to me is that it appears to just be doing a big old rehash of Return of the Jedi because I guess that's all Abrams understands. The Not Vader and the Blue-Saber hero confront the Empreror while a giant fleet of ships fight. Wow real original. I ain't going to the theater to see this poo poo! Meme Poker Party fucked around with this message at 01:00 on Oct 23, 2019 |
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Oct 23, 2019 00:57
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Chomp8645 posted:Well that was a thing I guess. Not really sure how it goes into any of those weird leaks about a Blood Powered Starforge except for a mostly water planet being showcased. Seems like it just doing a big old rehash of Return of the Jedi because I guess that's all Abrams understands. The Not Vader and the Blue-Saber hero confront the Empreror while a giant fleet of ships fight. Wow real original. Tbf that's pretty much all SW can ever be. Fans wouldn't like it otherwise. Save your money for Dune.
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Oct 23, 2019 00:59
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phasmid posted:Dune. Desert planet... Arrakisss
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https://twitter.com/asunflowerpose/status/1186768645227073537?s=20 very progressive of Disney to make the hero of the new trilogy Jewish imo
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