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Guavanaut posted:Adding "bigger than Hitler and Stalin" to my CV. Adding "a smaller problem than Hitler and Stalin" to mine. Edit: For fucks sake, again? On 31/6/1949, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Jeremy Corbyn had a cage match. Baby Corbyn won. Braggart fucked around with this message at 18:24 on Oct 30, 2019 |
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Lightning Knight posted:The first statistic doesn't surprise me because it's a vague general idea that they probably feel will mostly affect others but the bolded one is wild. Retired Boomers don't have jobs to lose.
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Guavanaut posted:Adding "bigger than Hitler and Stalin" to my CV. 1.129 Stalins long
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Braggart posted:Taken together, these show that Chuka has actually been playing the long con, ingratiating himself with the wreckers and Lib Dems in order get into a position to sabotage the LD manifesto. I think it will turn out that the left's biggest ally has always been the extremely smart and capable Chuka Umunna.  2019 GE the Anime Scene: Libdem Election Office: Night. JO SWINSON: "I-I don't understand it! How could we lose so much!?" [Chuka Umunna grins, and brushes at his yellow rosette. Streaks of yellow paint come away revealing a bright red one.] CHUKA UMUNNA: "Only now, at the end, do you understand." JO SWINSON: But Chuka, you were meant to bring balance to Centrism!" [Chuka laughs. Fade to black] Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 18:26 on Oct 30, 2019 |
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Failed Imagineer posted:I could.behind abolishing PMQs tho I might be getting ahead of myself, but how should Inevitable Imperator Corbyn handle PMQs? Play it like the point scoring game it is? Or actually answer questions?
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Ebola Dog posted:What's a good waffle batter recipe? Got a waffle maker but have struggled to find a good recipe that works with it. The one I used: 100g melted butter 300ml flour 1 teaspoon baking powder pinch of salt 400ml milk. I found I had to add more milk to get the right consistency, might have been because it uses volume for the flour instead of weight.
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Failed Imagineer posted:1.129 Stalins long 3.6 Stalins long. Not great, not terrible.
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Pesky Splinter posted:
Unrealistic. The streaks of yellow would never wash out.
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JeremoudCorbynejad posted:I might be getting ahead of myself, but how should Inevitable Imperator Corbyn handle PMQs?
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Jimbola posted:Is it better to donate to Labour or Momentum? I would suggest Labour though I guess it's always possible they'd run up against the spending limits at this rate.
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Borrovan posted:Struggling to picture what kind of stupid loving questions LOTO Johnson would ask anyway If the tories lose this election, I reckon Johnson will be out on his ear. Half the party can't stand him anyway.
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Jose posted:might be hard doing The Expression the entire time
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Jimbola posted:Is it better to donate to Labour or Momentum? I did both. Why not
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Pesky Splinter posted:
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^^^ [e]: Braggart posted:Unrealistic. The streaks of yellow would never wash out. True. The indelible piss-streak party.
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I would personally say Labour. Also once I get paid (either this evening or tomorrow) I am going to be a paid up Labour Party Member.
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Borrovan posted:Struggling to picture what kind of stupid loving questions LOTO Johnson would ask anyway If Joris loses the election he is out as LOTO anyway, there's absolutely no way the Tories keep him in opposition. He was only brought in because a) there was nobody else and b) they thought he could Deliver Brexit through his sheer waffle. If they lose, and presumably have to deal with a no Brexit scenario (either through a solid revoke or a second referendum) then the party will collapse and they'll have to rebuild under someone else. No idea who that would be. edit: finally joined Labour and threw £50 at them and Momentum because I have the money. I live in the Southampton Itchen constituency so I'll do what I can to swing those 30 voters back.
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Josef bugman posted:I would personally say Labour. Welcome!
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:3.6 Stalins long. Not great, not terrible. This enormous Stalin will devour us all
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forkboy84 posted:"Every time" I was counting his leadership election, Comrade dog!
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Borrovan posted:Struggling to picture what kind of stupid loving questions LOTO Johnson would ask anyway Does the Prime Minister agree that he's completely useless and should get on the first train out of town? *posh guffawing*
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Borrovan posted:Struggling to picture what kind of stupid loving questions LOTO Johnson would ask anyway lol if you think Johnson is sticking around if (when) he loses this election he'll poo poo out precisely one column a week for whichever lovely excuse for a paper pays him the most, take a couple of purely nominal board seats in exchange for him giving out knighthoods in his one and only honours list, and gently caress off to the US where he'll be given his own show on Fox News
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Josef bugman posted:I would personally say Labour. Or just spend it on petrol & shoe leather
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Actually the shoe leather probably wouldn't ignite very well, just use rags
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Payday tomorrow, is a donation better pointed at Labour, Momentum, or a bit of both?
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EvilHawk posted:If Joris loses the election he is out as LOTO anyway, there's absolutely no way the Tories keep him in opposition. He was only brought in because a) there was nobody else and b) they thought he could Deliver Brexit through his sheer waffle. Yeah, I think they realised their mistake after keeping May on - and she was only on life support because of Brexit. If he doesn't gain seats, or nothing really changes, he's a busted flush, and the party's a dead end (well, I mean it literally is anyway), and they'll drop him. They'll then either skulk off into another wilderness years, waiting for another Cameron to polish the turd image, or more likely, just drop all pretence and crank the Openly Facist dial to max.
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Was doing some garden work today and was planting a new tree we got. Managed to smash my hand with a mallet while putting in the support stake and now I'm in A&E..
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https://twitter.com/thistlejohn/status/1189544676883349505 https://twitter.com/dhothersall/status/1189564078257332224 tbh, it is not shocking that the English/Welsh left to write Scotland off as acceptable losses. Nonetheless, I remarked back in 2017 that the most important effect Corbyn could have would be retaking Scotland. A bruising fight to fill ScotLab with loyalists later, ScotLab is still no closer to power and is publicly humiliated on a regular basis; English Labour mayors have far more latitude to contradict the party leadership and the NEC than the entire Scottish section. somewhat reminiscent of the recent destruction of the Spanish left in Catalonia... Nationalism is a helpful and subservient force for liberation movements... until it isn't.
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BOJO, JOSWO, CHUKA stop their combined flurry of small ki blasts and pant. A cloud of dust obscured CORBYNS presumed corpse. JOSWO:" Haa... Haa... So much for your famed sociali-jin honour, fool!" CHUKA: Strikes glam GQ pose, long lashes fluttering over sharp eyes" Oh Ho Ho Hooo, a beautiful victory as ever, Bojo-sama," BOJO: floating in his Brex-Pod, turns his back:" Hmph. Its been a while since I had to go all out, come, you thrombulating mugwumps, we have a nation to rule, " Suddenly a slash of light crosses the screen and a look of shocked anger flashes onto BOJOs face as JOSWO and CHUKA's scouters explode. JOSWO:" It... can't be! " BOJO:" P.. Preposterous! " CHUKA:" B-BAKEMONO! " Etc now my GF is done shopping
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CyberPingu posted:Corbyn is probably doing that in the case he needs to form a gov with the SNP Despite recent events, there really is something to be said for not giving away the store so that you have something to give up when negotiating for C&S or coalition
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Vincent Van Goatse posted:Moving out of Manchester loving ruined the grauniad, didn't it? they were always a terrible liberal paper, it's just that blair was that bad. here's a blast from the past: quote:The paper's then editor, A. P. Wadsworth, so loathed Labour's left-wing champion Aneurin Bevan, who had made a reference to getting rid of "Tory Vermin" in a speech "and the hate-gospellers of his entourage" that it encouraged readers to vote Conservative and remove Attlee's post-war Labour government.[38] The newspaper opposed the creation of the National Health Service as it feared the state provision of healthcare would "eliminate selective elimination" and lead to an increase of congenitally deformed and feckless people.[39]
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loving English imperialists undermining Scotlab's right to self determination Also sorry to hear that CyberPingu. Be sure to take the opportunity to rant about waiting times under the Tories
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The tributes the party leaders paid to Bercow really paints a stark contrast doesn't it? I genuinely think Boris would've been happier as a poo poo standup comedian.
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You’ve just quoted the scotlab equivalent of tweetman though. While Scotlab continue to take directions from those Blairite shits they will continue to lose in Scotland. And by lose I mean be in 3/4 place not just second
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Josef bugman posted:I would personally say Labour. Welcome - I used this as a paid up member myself as an excuse to donate £15 - we are all in for the penny!
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ronya posted:tbh, it is not shocking that the English/Welsh left to write Scotland off as acceptable losses If Labour don't form the next Government, it won't matter what they've said in this campaign. And if they do form the next Government, they've got a really good opportunity to demonstrate to Scottish voters that their lives can be improved while they're still members of the UK.
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https://twitter.com/ThyKingdomScum/status/1085265906538872840 --- This is gonna be fun to see. https://twitter.com/BalancePowerUK/status/1189600795882409989 It's likely she was going to lose this election anyway, or barely scrape through - she won by a margin of only 800 votes followed very closely by Labour. Pesky Splinter fucked around with this message at 19:08 on Oct 30, 2019 |
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Guavanaut posted:It's happening! Mines a double cheeseburger from Hassan's on Broad Street with his homemade chili sauce and some bab meat  Edit: https://www.oxfordstudent.com/2017/02/25/profile-hassan-elouhabi/ poo poo I was literally one of his first customers a quarter century ago I guess
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