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Mr. Fix It
Oct 26, 2000

💀ayyy💀



clearly this guy never saw Witness

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Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule


YESSSSSSSSSSSSSS

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U4JUQaLHriU

ncumbered_by_idgits
Sep 20, 2008


Myentirechildhood.gif

Imagined
Feb 2, 2007
https://i.imgur.com/s6SrNWU.mp4

Imagined fucked around with this message at 13:25 on Oct 30, 2019

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..


Welp, just found the first dad trick to deposit to the cool dad trick bank.

PainterofCrap
Oct 17, 2002

hey bebe




It's getting to be that time of the year again:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tSI79ZftCpU

(hit 'mute' immediately)

Disclosure: I've been frying turkeys for Thansgiving for the past 12-years.

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

This is the stuff that will cavitate and suck you under in an instant, right?

TVs Ian
Jun 1, 2000

Such graceful, delicate creatures.

Uthor posted:

This is the stuff that will cavitate and suck you under in an instant, right?

Yup. That seems to happen when they're emptying the silo and things get stuck, and maybe this one isn't right now, but I wouldn't want to risk dying by corn sinkhole.

Proteus Jones
Feb 28, 2013



Uthor posted:

This is the stuff that will cavitate and suck you under in an instant, right?

Yep. Fortunately you'll die being crushed by all the weight before you can suffocate.

shame on an IGA
Apr 8, 2005

Uthor posted:

This is the stuff that will cavitate and suck you under in an instant, right?


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q8I1ImzoXvU

Uthor
Jul 9, 2006

Gummy Bear Heaven ... It's where I go when the world is too mean.

TVs Ian posted:

Yup. That seems to happen when they're emptying the silo and things get stuck, and maybe this one isn't right now, but I wouldn't want to risk dying by corn sinkhole.

Some people are into that.


They flew out the other end, right. :ohdear:

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin

Uthor posted:

They flew out the other end, right. :ohdear:

Of the grain grinder? The grain grinder. Did they fly out the other end of the grain grinder, is your question.

Yeah, sure, why not.

Ruflux
Jun 16, 2012

Memento posted:

Of the grain grinder? The grain grinder. Did they fly out the other end of the grain grinder, is your question.

Yeah, sure, why not.

I remember that in this particular case (iirc it came up before) the answer is ”actually, yes, which is why they didn’t really mind being sucked in” but I have no actual links or proof to give of this being the case

GotLag
Jul 17, 2005

食べちゃダメだよ
That's not a mill.

It's just a hopper loading the grain into trucks or some poo poo.

Mr. Apollo
Nov 8, 2000

Samsung had a "satellite" (not really, just a satellite looking thing that was carried high up by a weather balloon) built so you could send your selfies into space. The balloon popped and the "satellite" came crashing down to Earth and landed on someones farm.

https://www.wzzm13.com/article/news/weird/satellite-lands-in-michigan-yard/69-8ea9d127-83a7-4729-9f20-6b79bbf77a11









https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4t0OFZ6TUIg

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
that's the origin story for Selfieman, the world's most FOMO having rear end bitch

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day
I would absolutely refuse to give that thing back.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009


Bleak Gremlin
Oh abso-loving-lutely. That thing falls on my property? That thing is mine.

Necrocult
Oct 18, 2010

Form Fitting
I'd ransom it back.

Deteriorata
Feb 6, 2005

Looks like most of it would go straight to the recycle bin. It's just cardboard and aluminum foil.

Shinmera
Mar 25, 2013

I make games!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

HardDiskD posted:

in what else would you write your power plant apps if not electron
Quark


And if that is not a programming language then it should be

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

These gender reveals are getting out of hand.

KoRMaK
Jul 31, 2012




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j7Ff6izcRCc

My Spirit Otter
Jun 15, 2006


CANADA DOESN'T GET PENS LIKE THIS

SKILCRAFT KREW Reppin' Quality Blind Made American Products. Bitch.

I need to know more

Wirth1000
May 12, 2010

#essereFerrari

My Spirit Otter posted:

I need to know more

Conner O’Malley + Vine

DrBouvenstein
Feb 28, 2007

I think I'm a doctor, but that doesn't make me a doctor. This fancy avatar does.

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!




Langoliers remake lookin' good.

toplitzin
Jun 13, 2003


Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

Nothing like alarm fatigue from non relevant triggers to get two different shifts to shut them off completely.

Nocheez
Sep 5, 2000

Can you spare a little cheddar?
Nap Ghost

toplitzin posted:

Nothing like alarm fatigue from non relevant triggers to get two different shifts to shut them off completely.

Don't forget to mention the complete lack of federal government oversight!

Jusupov
May 24, 2007
only text
Full album from the guy its from
https://imgur.com/gallery/UeFCpjk

"Farmers usually know when the bin is 100% safe. But I agree, when the bin isn’t 100% safe, gotta be extra careful. The accidents are UGLY"

Shut up Meg
Jan 8, 2019

You're safe here.

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

Usually, these things are a series of minor mistakes or flaws that snowball into something big.
This is just a big ol' pile of danger and stupidity at every turn.

I does look like USCSB bought the 'liquid poop' fluid dynamics plugin for their animation software.

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

The animations on these videos have gotten really good. Also the jargon in rigging is great.

Crip-tank...sounds like some saints row poo poo.

CannonFodder
Jan 26, 2001

Passion’s Wrench

Nocheez posted:

Don't forget to mention the complete lack of federal government oversight!

I believe you mean the tremendous amount of freedom for our job creators.

Cojawfee
May 31, 2006
I think the US is dumb for not using Celsius

Jusupov posted:

Full album from the guy its from
https://imgur.com/gallery/UeFCpjk

"Farmers usually know when the bin is 100% safe. But I agree, when the bin isn’t 100% safe, gotta be extra careful. The accidents are UGLY"

Even if I were "sure" that it was safe, no way would I go in there without being on a rope.

hellotoothpaste
Dec 21, 2006

I dare you to call it a perm again..

Don't think I saw this one come through

https://www.popularmechanics.com/science/a29329189/salesforce-transit-center-cracks/

Spatial
Nov 15, 2007

Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!
Getting serious Hot Chocolate High Velocity vibes from this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y7pz7CqWTMs

Powershift
Nov 23, 2009


Shinmera posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1zDcsjHyxr8

Would love to hear some more insight on this one from the drill people in here!

Never trust a fart, earth edition.



"you won't get stuck under that bridge, it's too high"

sure showed him

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012

BREADS

Necrocult posted:

I'd ransom it back.

I would give it to an appropriate museum like the Museum of Failure or the Museum of Fraud.

chitoryu12
Apr 24, 2014

Jusupov posted:

Full album from the guy its from
https://imgur.com/gallery/UeFCpjk

"Farmers usually know when the bin is 100% safe. But I agree, when the bin isn’t 100% safe, gotta be extra careful. The accidents are UGLY"

That's always the dumbest poo poo. "I know my work! I know when it's safe!"

Yeah, until you miss something that you never could have seen or known about because you're not the omnipotent blue collar Jesus that you think you are, and suddenly your jerry rigged lock-out doesn't work when you're right under the PTO shaft.

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Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Got another hard hat story for you guys. As a software engineer for a parking equipment company I occasionally need to support the equipment by driving out to a garage and don't some troubleshooting. Some of this involves working with the automatic gates. Today I was getting ready to troubleshoot a gate operator when the "safety" loop triggers and the arm drops, whizzing by my head just as I get out of the way.

I'm not gonna forget my hard hat again.

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