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Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


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Pooky
Aug 29, 2004

I post fox news so u don't have to 💋

:lol: That is cold as gently caress.

dads friend steve
Dec 24, 2004

Admiral Ray posted:

it'd be dope if he got stabbed

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Pooky posted:

:lol: That is cold as gently caress.

not really. the entire state is on fire.

Crusader
Apr 11, 2002

FormerPoster
Aug 5, 2004

Hair Elf

dang hes good

neutral milf hotel
Oct 9, 2001

by Fluffdaddy

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

how many pop tarts is that?

Kurtofan
Feb 16, 2011

hon hon hon

The coveted mass murderer endorsement

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Scapulor posted:

Eh, it's alright I guess. I wouldn't turn it down, but also probably wouldn't bother buying any for myself when Reese's pumpkins exist. You?

what the gently caress is reese pumpkins :prepop:

ive heard of reese puffs

ive heard of reese pieces

but reese pumpkins? shut the front door

candy corn is the trump of candy

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

Pooky posted:

All you people getting in shape for the end times, as if there will be calories to support that. I am practicing by only eating 800 calories a day, which is likely what I'll have access too when poo poo goes down.

800 a day is an optimistic number

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Pooky posted:

:lol: That is cold as gently caress.

Unlike the rotten food these people now have to eat

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

colachute posted:

not really. the entire state is on fire.

i love these hyperboles, really makes the comedy :tif:

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


Admiral Ray posted:

it'd be dope if he got stabbed

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1190356224870690816

Bearjew
Apr 18, 2017



Lastgirl posted:

what the gently caress is reese pumpkins :prepop:

ive heard of reese puffs

ive heard of reese pieces

but reese pumpkins? shut the front door

candy corn is the trump of candy

while stuffing my face with candy corn:]

TREAMMP

colachute
Mar 15, 2015

Double Agent posted:

800 a day is an optimistic number

how many calories are in a human body of trump’s size

mormonpartyboat
Jan 14, 2015

by Reene
who is not, when you really come down to it, waiting for weezer

A Gnarlacious Bro
Apr 25, 2007

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Kurtofan posted:

The coveted mass murderer endorsement

His endorsement was just saying what all the natSec dem dudes we're always worried about :

President Assad: As for Trump, you might ask me a question and I give you an answer that might sound strange. I say that he is the best American President, not because his policies are good, but because he is the most transparent president. All American presidents perpetrate all kinds of political atrocities and all crimes and yet still win the Nobel Prize and project themselves as defenders of human rights and noble and unique American values, or Western values in general. The reality is that they are a group of criminals who represent the interests of American lobbies, i.e. the large oil and arms companies, and others. Trump talks transparently, saying that what we want is oil. This is the reality of American policy, at least since WWII. We want to get rid of such and such a person or we want to offer a service in return for money. This is the reality of American policy. What more do we need than a transparent opponent? That is why the difference is in form only, while the reality is the same.

tenderjerk
Nov 6, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 366 days!

neutral milf hotel posted:

how many pop tarts is that?

A little under 4

:geno:

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

all will burn together

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

colachute posted:

how many calories are in a human body of trump’s size

assuming he's 50% fat, at least 420,000

Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

i can't believe that rivers cuomo died from being electrocuted at an andrew yang rally, but im glad anyway

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy
body fat is just gasoline you can eat

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

i watched rah videos for the last 4 pages, i see the thread is doing well

Notorious R.I.M.
Jan 27, 2004

up to my ass in alligators
One of the cool parts of global heating is that all the non primary producers increase their rate of respiration so they have to eat more to survive and they provide less when they get eaten.

gregday
May 23, 2003

https://twitter.com/StevenTDennis/status/1190358456848523267

Scapulor
Nov 21, 2005

The man with the magic scapulae
Pillbug

Lastgirl posted:

what the gently caress is reese pumpkins :prepop:

ive heard of reese puffs

ive heard of reese pieces

but reese pumpkins? shut the front door

candy corn is the trump of candy

It's just a Reese's cup, except ostensibly pumpkin-shaped. Usually ends up more of an oblong blob, but all of the holiday-themed Reese's cup shapes are somehow ten times better than the regular cups. Maybe cause they have a higher "peanut butter" to chocolate ratio?

Intel&Sebastian
Oct 20, 2002

colonel...
i'm trying to sneak around
but i'm dummy thicc
and the clap of my ass cheeks
keeps alerting the guards!


This is the shadow government doing a stress test on exactly how far a private company needs to go before Americans storm their HQ and burn it down.

Slumfrog
Feb 14, 2012

BORN TO SLAY
forced to work

Admiral Ray posted:

assuming he's 50% fat, at least 420,000

Plus the nutritional bonus of a variety of brain worms, spiders etc.

Admiral Ray
May 17, 2014

Proud Musk and Dogecoin fanboy

Notorious R.I.M. posted:

One of the cool parts of global heating is that all the non primary producers increase their rate of respiration so they have to eat more to survive and they provide less when they get eaten.

don't give us this science magic, tell us the truth: will doritos still exist?

Turdfuzz
Jul 23, 2008

Lastgirl posted:

they do, they just make excuses like pretending to believe in stupid things like money

capitalist poors are scum, and the devout communists want to elevate them, idiots.

Will be sure to yell at the overworked impoverished Mexicans downtown for you.

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
i cant believe people are sussing out caloric intake in a post apoc world

people will grow things again in it, sunflowers basically clean up soil hardcore

Shageletic
Jul 25, 2007
Probation
Can't post for 6 hours!

LGD posted:

https://twitter.com/afa_cwa/status/1190329097035100164?s=20

this is really big, Delta is the only major US carrier where flight attendants are not unionized (~25k of them), and the AFA-CWA is one of the best unions out there (and is obviously in a highly strategically important industry)

AFA almost single-handedly ended the last government shutdown

Double Agent
Mar 28, 2005

Maybe we're not just a bunch of frak-ups after all.

colachute posted:

how many calories are in a human body of trump’s size

to be honest, most of it is probably rancid right now. even so, there's so much of it that you'd never get through it all on your own.

campfire
Feb 19, 2008

Snoo Zertnert

Admiral Ray posted:

don't give us this science magic, tell us the truth: will doritos still exist?

until the last human

Rah!
Feb 21, 2006


campfire posted:

i watched rah videos for the last 4 pages, i see the thread is doing well

:bernget20:

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!

Turdfuzz posted:

Will be sure to yell at the overworked impoverished Mexicans downtown for you.

You do that, you go ahead and be an immature racist jerk, but don't use my name in vain to hide the compulsion and itch for it, it was your idea after all

i see why god left now

Schnorkles
Apr 30, 2015

It's a little bit juvenile, but it's simple and it's timeless.

We let it be known that Schnorkles, for a snack, eats tiny pieces of shit.

You're picturing it and you're talking about it. That's a win in my book.
being active and healthy is good and cool

smarxist
Jul 26, 2018

by Fluffdaddy

somebody's neet bux
are buying me tendies
somebody's pay off
is getting me games

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Al!
Apr 2, 2010

:coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot::coolspot:

Lastgirl posted:

i cant believe people are sussing out caloric intake in a post apoc world

people will grow things again in it, sunflowers basically clean up soil hardcore

i plan on being dead from lack of insulin, personally

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