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Asproigerosis posted:If our health care is so great why do hospitals have such lovely tv selection? How is it 2019 and there are only 20 channels? Come on tv president. see now this is an issue i could ACTUALLY see tmurp getting riled up about
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England v South Africa, the two skidmarks on the mighty pants of world rugby, playing the world cup final. Either team winning is unacceptable, so I am cheering for an asteroid to smash into the stadium, wiping this ugliness from the earth. e: wrong thread, but gently caress it
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Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone
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CODChimera posted:Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone just talk to people and say whatever you wanna
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Upmarket Mango posted:tonight i hosted a potluck that only 1 person showed up to, then afterward, when i was driving home, i was pulled over for having dim headlights, then i was arrested for apparently a third offense driving on a suspended license. i didn't even know i was arrested for driving on a suspended license a second time before. its a funny series of misfortunate events, especially given the context of the rest of my life. ive been laid off a month, my bank account is -$294 right now and my rent is 2 days late, my car insurance was cancelled because i couldn't pay it, my electric and credit card bills are due this coming week, and my unemployment aint gonna come for a few weeks yet. i did get to poo poo talk trump with a few of the other people in my cell and preach the gospel of bernie and encourage everyone to register to vote and get their friends to do the same. thankfully my girlfriend was able to get me out so quickly. i feel bad i couldnt do anything to help the other people in there though fridaynight motherfuckers talk to forums poster plinkey. he hosts a goon fund for situations like this best of luck on everything, friend
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Al! posted:beto wanted to spend more time standing on top of his family lol
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Bulgakov posted:these babby can fright back! a baby was born one day recently. when the mother cradled her bundle of joy for the first time the baby opened its delicate eyes, adjusted to the harsh lights then looked at her and asked, "who is the president of this great republic?" The mother replied, "O, sweet cherub, with a heavy heart I must allow you to know the president of this great republic is Donald j trump..." The newborn scowled their tiny face, winced at the painful truth laid before and replied, "you mean the guy from home alone 2? what a hosed up world. where my baby gun?"
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Upmarket Mango posted:tonight i hosted a potluck that only 1 person showed up to, then afterward, when i was driving home, i was pulled over for having dim headlights, then i was arrested for apparently a third offense driving on a suspended license. i didn't even know i was arrested for driving on a suspended license a second time before. its a funny series of misfortunate events, especially given the context of the rest of my life. ive been laid off a month, my bank account is -$294 right now and my rent is 2 days late, my car insurance was cancelled because i couldn't pay it, my electric and credit card bills are due this coming week, and my unemployment aint gonna come for a few weeks yet. i did get to poo poo talk trump with a few of the other people in my cell and preach the gospel of bernie and encourage everyone to register to vote and get their friends to do the same. thankfully my girlfriend was able to get me out so quickly. i feel bad i couldnt do anything to help the other people in there though fridaynight motherfuckers extremely sucks, hope it gets sorted
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Slumfrog posted:England v South Africa, the two skidmarks on the mighty pants of world rugby, playing the world cup final. Either team winning is unacceptable, so I am cheering for an asteroid to smash into the stadium, wiping this ugliness from the earth. You're not wrong tho
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CODChimera posted:Are there certain things I should be doing in Disco Elysium? at the moment i'm mostly just trying to get food and drugs off of everyone I'd say that this is the moment thst won me over for good but I see that I haven't pawned my clothes and became hobocop yet 
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Upmarket Mango posted:tonight i hosted a potluck that only 1 person showed up to, then afterward, when i was driving home, i was pulled over for having dim headlights, then i was arrested for apparently a third offense driving on a suspended license. i didn't even know i was arrested for driving on a suspended license a second time before. its a funny series of misfortunate events, especially given the context of the rest of my life. ive been laid off a month, my bank account is -$294 right now and my rent is 2 days late, my car insurance was cancelled because i couldn't pay it, my electric and credit card bills are due this coming week, and my unemployment aint gonna come for a few weeks yet. i did get to poo poo talk trump with a few of the other people in my cell and preach the gospel of bernie and encourage everyone to register to vote and get their friends to do the same. thankfully my girlfriend was able to get me out so quickly. i feel bad i couldnt do anything to help the other people in there though fridaynight motherfuckers its lame af but ime contacting ur state rep's office gets unemployment approved p quickly, i was waiting over 10 weeks once (i was a fool)
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Upmarket Mango posted:tonight i hosted a potluck that only 1 person showed up to, then afterward, when i was driving home, i was pulled over for having dim headlights, then i was arrested for apparently a third offense driving on a suspended license. i didn't even know i was arrested for driving on a suspended license a second time before. its a funny series of misfortunate events, especially given the context of the rest of my life. ive been laid off a month, my bank account is -$294 right now and my rent is 2 days late, my car insurance was cancelled because i couldn't pay it, my electric and credit card bills are due this coming week, and my unemployment aint gonna come for a few weeks yet. i did get to poo poo talk trump with a few of the other people in my cell and preach the gospel of bernie and encourage everyone to register to vote and get their friends to do the same. thankfully my girlfriend was able to get me out so quickly. i feel bad i couldnt do anything to help the other people in there though fridaynight motherfuckers i'm sorry friendo, life loving sucks sometimes. hit up Plinkey for some goonfunds and get some groceries if you need, all yer bill people and explain hardship to them, also lie to your electric company and tell them you refrigerate insulin
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Dudes I think I'm getting a dell. Is there a preferred place to buy this kind of thing from?
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Asproigerosis posted:Dudes I think I'm getting a dell. Is there a preferred place to buy this kind of thing from? steal one from work
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Low tax fix the forums so I can embed instagram https://www.instagram.com/p/B4W3_A5nHaU/?igshid=5iawuqlz256w
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i don't get instagram how do you get followers if you can't uhh "retweet" poo poo
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Mariana Horchata posted:steal one from work Why would I want to steal a pentium 4?
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smarxist posted:i don't get instagram You have an extremely on brand credit card funded lifestyle that makes people jealous so they hate-follow you
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pfft. i'm just a humble shitposter who must subsist on organic impressions and enagagement
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Upmarket Mango posted:tonight i hosted a potluck that only 1 person showed up to, then afterward, when i was driving home, i was pulled over for having dim headlights, then i was arrested for apparently a third offense driving on a suspended license. i didn't even know i was arrested for driving on a suspended license a second time before. its a funny series of misfortunate events, especially given the context of the rest of my life. ive been laid off a month, my bank account is -$294 right now and my rent is 2 days late, my car insurance was cancelled because i couldn't pay it, my electric and credit card bills are due this coming week, and my unemployment aint gonna come for a few weeks yet. i did get to poo poo talk trump with a few of the other people in my cell and preach the gospel of bernie and encourage everyone to register to vote and get their friends to do the same. thankfully my girlfriend was able to get me out so quickly. i feel bad i couldnt do anything to help the other people in there though fridaynight motherfuckers This goon showing everybody in cspam exactly what Friday Night Motherfuckers means. Going hard means more than having a couple of extra shots, it's plunging deep into a chaotic maelstrom where events and causes part ways and the stream of existence becomes a discontinuous topological manifold, an equation containing numbers not just imaginary, but impossible. It's that voice in your soul that, as events begin to slip and slide and veer into the extremes, says "Let's see how far this fucker goes". Do it all the time and you will die, but every now and then hurl yourself directly into the path of the oncoming train of events without preconditions, and the wonder, terror and depths of self you find can be astoundingly profound and beautiful. It'll give you the best and worst nights of your life, but you'll be left in no doubt that it was lived  Take my energy you magnificent bastard.
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Slumfrog posted:This goon showing everybody in cspam exactly what Friday Night Motherfuckers means. Going hard means more than having a couple of extra shots, it's plunging deep into a chaotic maelstrom where events and causes part ways and the stream of existence becomes a discontinuous topological manifold, an equation containing numbers not just imaginary, but impossible. It's that voice in your soul that, as events begin to slip and slide and veer into the extremes, says "Let's see how far this fucker goes". Do it all the time and you will die, but every now and then hurl yourself directly into the path of the oncoming train of events without preconditions, and the wonder, terror and depths of self you find can be astoundingly profound and beautiful. It'll give you the best and worst nights of your life, but you'll be left in no doubt that it was lived this post resonated with me, and reminds me of the exact moment i was hooked on The Wire (McNulty pissing into an oncoming train drunk as gently caress and stumbling away a second before being smeared)
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Slumfrog posted:This goon showing everybody in cspam exactly what Friday Night Motherfuckers means. Going hard means more than having a couple of extra shots, it's plunging deep into a chaotic maelstrom where events and causes part ways and the stream of existence becomes a discontinuous topological manifold, an equation containing numbers not just imaginary, but impossible. It's that voice in your soul that, as events begin to slip and slide and veer into the extremes, says "Let's see how far this fucker goes". Do it all the time and you will die, but every now and then hurl yourself directly into the path of the oncoming train of events without preconditions, and the wonder, terror and depths of self you find can be astoundingly profound and beautiful. It'll give you the best and worst nights of your life, but you'll be left in no doubt that it was lived Yeah cocaine owns
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eastbound and down is the only accurate portrayal of coke partying ever
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Although seriously Upmarket Mango, having been deep in that style of mess myself, hope you have a few or even a couple of good folk around you to help you though. Goonfund suggested above is good idea, as these people here are actually superb humans for the most part. Plenty clever too, and give good advice. Not me of course, I'm primarily an idiot. Rooting for you though.
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kliksf posted:I was at a party and I met this girl she's a vegan cokehead but she never revealed her source for cruelty free cocaine alas imagining meat cocaine rn :homerdrool:
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rear end cobra posted:imagine meat cocaine i love that ween album
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3DCAT posted:I'd say that this is the moment thst won me over for good but I see that I haven't pawned my clothes and became hobocop yet The dialogue is hilarious, I want to be competent and solve the murder but being a nutjob is too good
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rear end cobra posted:Yeah cocaine owns I've heard this too, but never had the pleasure. Now lsd adventures, oh the places you will go.
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A freshly made Big Mac hamburger, it has the special Big Mac sauce and all the fixings, but there’s also a gram of cocaine in it
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Asproigerosis posted:Dudes I think I'm getting a dell. Is there a preferred place to buy this kind of thing from? yeah get them when theyre discounted in the dell ebay store of a neighbouring country that has computers way cheaper than your country's and also stack an ebay discount on top of that
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Slumfrog posted:I've heard this too, but never had the pleasure. LSD is my favorite but she and I are on the outs right now (mostly my life is too much of a mess lately to enjoy LSD, it's scary to crawl that deep inside your mental substrate and touch metal when you're kinda off the rails)
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3DCAT posted:I'd say that this is the moment thst won me over for good but I see that I haven't pawned my clothes and became hobocop yet The dialogue is hilarious, I want to be competent and solve the murder but being a nutjob is too good
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rear end cobra posted:A freshly made Big Mac hamburger, it has the special Big Mac sauce and all the fixings, but there’s also a gram of cocaine in it thats called a sheenburger
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