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Dumb Lowtax posted:Ah yeah. Why they even sell fluffy bathroom rugs is a mystery to me, I guess some people can't see the fine layer of dust that accumulates on everything in the toilet room. 
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Tiny Lowtax posted:Everyone should sit down to pee. It feels unmasculine and wrong. I don't like having to tuck my dick underneath the toilet seat, which is uncomfortable. I have been standing to piss since was 3. The only times I don't stand are if I have diarrhea and can't trust my rear end or am too hosed up or hung over to stand.
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therobit posted:It feels unmasculine and wrong. I don't like having to tuck my dick underneath the toilet seat, which is uncomfortable. I have been standing to piss since was 3. The only times I don't stand are if I have diarrhea and can't trust my rear end or am too hosed up or hung over to stand. A lifetime of standing in piss is a small price to pay to avoid confronting your insecurities.
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therobit posted:It feels unmasculine and wrong. 
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therobit posted:It feels unmasculine and wrong. I don't like having to tuck my dick underneath the toilet seat, which is uncomfortable. and shield it with tp lest you touch every dude's dick that sat there since the last time you peed. I just tried to sit down to pee a few minutes ago just for giggles and my body was like "ok, we're making GBS threads now right? right?!? wait, what are you doing? WE'RE NOT DONE YET!" gonna install soooo many urinals if I win the lottery not gonna buy an American Legion if I do, though https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XitAs6fAjkI
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therobit posted:It feels unmasculine and wrong. "if I can't helicopter my dick around while pissing, spraying everywhere and marking my territory, I don't feel like a man"
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Orvin posted:I checked the link, and every non-bathroom has all that stuff. What are they all? Are the round ports lights, or something else? I have seen newly built hospital rooms with less connection ports. My running theory is they were running their 20-person software dev company from home, so every room was filled with workstations.
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Lead out in cuffs posted:My running theory is they were running their 20-person software dev company from home, so every room was filled with workstations. My theory, too - but they are some oddly-specific layouts there:   Does that match a particular configuration of equipment?
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The only time I see that many panels is in hospitals, but this is a weird layout and the rest of the home doesnt fit that idea.
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Synthbuttrange posted:The only time I see that many panels is in hospitals, but this is a weird layout and the rest of the home doesnt fit that idea. I did some detectiving and it seems to have been an architect/builder designer or possibly a network installer that worked from home before going bust. Lan Constructions Group Ltd Classification: Construction of commercial buildings Site preparation Other building completion and finishing
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=54t0iyp_udc I sit down when I pee, There's nothin that crazy bout me, I'm just takin a wizz, Mind your own bizz, Why is everybody always starin at me? Hey bro, I gotta go, Let me through, I gotta go number two. No can do I'm takin a pee, Sittin on the lou having a good long wee, Are you sittin down? I'm sittin down. And you're not makin brown? I'm not makin brown. Are you makin iced tea? Just lemonade. But are you sittin down? I'm sittin down! Why don't you stand like a regular man? Then you can pee in the urinal can. If you really wanna know why I'm sittin strong, I just can't stand touching my dong. Wasabi the J fucked around with this message at 11:05 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Dumb Lowtax posted:Acid piss. No more floors. no more pee
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GotLag posted:I won't even sit down to poo poo This explains a lot
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GotLag posted:I won't even sit down to poo poo It feels unfeminine and wrong.
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packetmantis posted:a mist of piss, or a pist If it makes you happy, then it's a Merry Pissmist!
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I didn't get a picture, but while we were out trick-or-treating, I saw a two-car garage that had been converted into a living space, presumably by the previous owners. Drywall, a built-in closet, blue paint, carpeted stairs, laminate flooring. Nice-looking space. The reason I could see it is that the garage door was open and the current owners had parked their late-model SUV inside. I guess it's even funnier if they converted it and then said "gently caress it."
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This is like outsider art, but not good.
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By popular demand posted:This is like outsider art, but not good. Yeah sure, only a soc' could afford that house.
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Shut up Meg posted:I did some detectiving and it seems to have been an architect/builder designer or possibly a network installer that worked from home before going bust. Maybe it was a model home for a development and that was the demo home? Maybe they had models/appliances to show off for things for the new development? It still seems weird, the only plugs I recognize are the upside-down T that are the UK type G 220v plugs. My other thought was something like an aquarium enthusiast. But even that seems excessive.
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St_Ides posted:Maybe it was a model home for a development and that was the demo home? Maybe they had models/appliances to show off for things for the new development? The ceiling lights seem like they're set up to light display cases or models, too.
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This poo poo just baffles me. Why are there lights at knee height? Why are there sockets at ceiling height? Why are there double sockets at ground level, then a second, single socket a couple of feet above them? If it were display cases, then the sockets should be at ground level. Likewise most machines/equipment. All I can think of are wall-mounted screens and even then, the position makes no sense.
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Don't worry, the next owner will cover up everything with cheap wainscoting.
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Here's a free one: stand in front of any grouping of wall socket plates and exclaim "worst Loss.jpg edit I ever saw" By popular demand fucked around with this message at 18:27 on Nov 2, 2019 |
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Nevets posted:Don't worry, the next owner will cover up everything with cheap Fixed it for you.
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Shut up Meg posted:
Wall mounted screens at eye-level, lower sockets for the display cases? Lights so the displays don't need their own lights? The lower sockets are mounted at about the height I'd expect (I used to live in Kenya where they use the same plugs and that'd be about the standard height they were installed at) Or maybe it was a mob hospital.
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GotLag posted:I won't even sit down to poo poo Triathlete spotted
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wesleywillis posted:Yeah sure, only a soc' could afford that house.
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Shut up Meg posted:
More baffling bullshit: Are the ceiling lights on the right burned out, or on a different circuit? Why, after going to enormous effort to install a vast network of wiring in the walls (and recall, this is the UK, so the walls are brick), do you have a cable in cheap plastic conduit plugged into one of the outlets (centre right).
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GotLag posted:I won't even sit down to poo poo The only times I don't stand are if I have diarrhea and can't trust my rear end or am too hosed up or hung over to stand.
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Ha, that house actually made the news down here in Oz: https://www.news.com.au/lifestyle/h...24b03f101ba2c97
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The only thing I can think of is that the owner needed pretty intense medical care but didn't want to be bedridden, so they had to be able to plug the equipment and poo poo into the wall anywhere they wanted to go.
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But also I'm not sure it counts as "made the news" when it's a repost of an "article" from The Sun which is just reposting tweet replies.
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Empty Sandwich posted:I didn't get a picture, but while we were out trick-or-treating, I saw a two-car garage that had been converted into a living space, presumably by the previous owners. Drywall, a built-in closet, blue paint, carpeted stairs, laminate flooring. Nice-looking space. Probably just did that for Halloween. Clear the way for trick or treaters, prevent people from loving with the car, etc.
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How come nobody has mentioned "marijuana grow op" yet. Besides all the outlets, it's got big lights in the ceilings and a giant greenhouse. Utter disregard for the yard, and an exterior as bland as possible.
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Dumb Lowtax posted:How come nobody has mentioned "marijuana grow op" yet. Besides all the outlets, it's got big lights in the ceilings and a giant greenhouse. Utter disregard for the yard, and an exterior as bland as possible. That’s a screened porch.   It would make a lovely greenhouse for reasons such as being on the north side of a two‐story building and having a floor with no floor drains. More to the point, what purpose does the greenhouse serve here? If the owners had an indoor grow going, why would they jeopardise the privacy of that with a greenhouse? If more growing space is needed, why not build an addition with non‐transparent walls? e: The map is misleading. I was looking at the wrong house. Everyone has to keep up with the Joneses and their screened porches. It’s actually on the east side of the house. It’s possible it was used for exotic but legal plants, but I consider a weed grow unlikely. Platystemon fucked around with this message at 07:55 on Nov 3, 2019 |
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