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who the gently caress has 401ks anymore
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Nov 2, 2019 23:47
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I have one and it's been basically stagnant for the last 18 months lol, if not for contributions it wouldn't be rising at all
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Nov 2, 2019 23:51
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Epic High Five posted:I have one and it's been basically stagnant for the last 18 months lol, if not for contributions it wouldn't be rising at all s&p 500 is +10% in the same period, so, like, while it is part of a bad underlying system, don't be stupid enough to not grab money that the system could be throwing your way
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Nov 3, 2019 00:02
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Cybernetic Vermin posted:s&p 500 is +10% in the same period, so, like, while it is part of a bad underlying system, don't be stupid enough to not grab money that the system could be throwing your way don't worry I'm tithing to capital like a good littler parishioner, just not a cent more than I get matching on and thus some kind of more likely return than the absolutely none I'd be getting otherwise lmao at this whole rickety structure being around post-2050, if the wall street types actually thought this system had that kind of life left in it, 401k's would be getting weakened enormously
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Nov 3, 2019 00:05
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:those of u smart enough not to follow ppl who put tom nichols into your timeline may have missed this nugget For US readers not familiar with our hellworld, Mississippi is one of the poorest deep south red states.
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Nov 3, 2019 00:06
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etalian posted:For US readers not familiar with our hellworld, Mississippi is one of the poorest deep south red states. https://twitter.com/RadioFreeTom/status/1190470335998640129?s=20
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Nov 3, 2019 00:38
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even better: https://twitter.com/CharlesPPierce/status/1190449921528418304 
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Nov 3, 2019 00:45
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CharlestheHammer posted:who the gently caress has 401ks anymore I have a 403b, but that's because I work at a non profit hospital.
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Nov 3, 2019 00:48
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CharlestheHammer posted:who the gently caress has 401ks anymore I have one and it's doing well but I still have 30 years to go before it tanks right before I want to retire
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Nov 3, 2019 00:55
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spacemang_spliff posted:I have one and it's doing well but I still have 30 years to go before it tanks right before I want to retire if you're not retiring before 2030 you're not gonna see a dime from a 401k lol
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Nov 3, 2019 00:58
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Epic High Five posted:if you're not retiring before 2030 you're not gonna see a dime from a 401k lol lol probably not Looking forward to working until I die
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Nov 3, 2019 01:03
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Ironically the only company I can think of that still has pensions is an oil refinery in central KS
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Nov 3, 2019 01:04
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lmao yeah mississippians love to fly confederate flags
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Nov 3, 2019 01:06
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Epic High Five posted:if you're not retiring before 2030 you're not gonna see a dime from a 401k lol Yeah, I get the feeling Boomers are going to wreck everything on their way out since they're obsessed with the FYGM lifestyle.
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Nov 3, 2019 01:12
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Tetrabor posted:Yeah, I get the feeling Boomers are going to wreck everything on their way out since they're obsessed with the FYGM lifestyle. Plus imagine what inflation and the price of basic goods will be like once the environmental capacity of the world gets completely destroyed.
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Nov 3, 2019 01:14
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spacemang_spliff posted:who is dumber, trump or the person who thinks trump is not a pants making GBS threads idiot? Yes.
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Nov 3, 2019 03:02
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Tetrabor posted:Yeah, I get the feeling Boomers are going to wreck everything on their way out since they're obsessed with the FYGM lifestyle. they've wrecked every other social system they moved through, it's a safe assumption
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Nov 3, 2019 03:47
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:lmao yeah mississippians love to fly confederate flags Lol they got their poo poo wrecked in that war.
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Nov 3, 2019 04:08
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my 401k is a savings account for an electric bus, no more than matching, lol at it growing even past the 30's ...post goons realizing that they're going to die under Trump (Jr) here
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Nov 3, 2019 04:17
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spacemang_spliff posted:lol probably not So I should just borrow money from my 401k then
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Nov 3, 2019 04:41
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spacemang_spliff posted:who is dumber, trump or the person who thinks trump is not a pants making GBS threads idiot? the person who realizes tormp is a pants making GBS threads idiot but votes for him anyways because racism
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Nov 3, 2019 06:09
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there is no loving way I am saving a cent for retirement when by the time I hit retirement age, that is if I even hit it, the economy basically won’t exist might as well have fun with my meager salary now so I don’t blow my brains out
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Nov 3, 2019 07:54
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Dixie Cretin Seaman posted:those of u smart enough not to follow ppl who put tom nichols into your timeline may have missed this nugget in Tupelo? yeah even most of the richest people there aren’t going to have them H.P. Hovercraft posted:lmao yeah mississippians love to fly confederate flags probably a stronger version of this is that they have had to bullet-proof and alarm the memorial to Emmitt Till because it’s white fragility Mecca apparently e: this is probably one of the most concise ways I can explain Tupelo (where the trump rally was held) 
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Nov 3, 2019 08:01
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My in laws, one who is semi retired with a 401k and the other who is retiring with two pensions and a 401k, love to break out that line Except yknow I’m 35 loving years or whatever away from being able to withdraw without getting loving axed Conservative boomers...are not the smartest
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Nov 3, 2019 08:03
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That looks like my great uncle's house.
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Nov 3, 2019 11:01
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Lincoln? You mean YANKEE HITLER?!
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Nov 3, 2019 12:52
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Do deep south chuds ever stop and think about how they've joined a cult where they worship a JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN?
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Nov 3, 2019 16:02
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Grape posted:Do deep south chuds ever stop and think No. They can think, but only about justifying what they believe. If they could "stop" and think they wouldn't be chuds
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Nov 3, 2019 16:10
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Grape posted:Do deep south chuds ever stop and think about how they've joined a cult where they worship a JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN? He's one of the good ones!
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Nov 3, 2019 16:15
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Grape posted:Do deep south chuds ever stop and think about how they've joined a cult where they worship a JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN? god no, are you kidding me?
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Nov 3, 2019 16:16
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You mean Florida businessman!
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Nov 3, 2019 16:41
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Grape posted:Do deep south chuds ever stop and think about how they've joined a cult where they worship a JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN? But he's hurting the right people! He hates who I hate!
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Nov 3, 2019 17:43
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Philthy posted:You mean Florida businessman! he is become Florida Man, along with all that entails; he will know even less of shame, regret, or restraint than he previously knew* *it was none to begin with
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Nov 3, 2019 17:52
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Words don't mean things to these people. Those are labels for bad people. Trump signals his loyalty to the tribe and thus he is part of it.
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Nov 3, 2019 17:57
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Didn't Trump get a big burn in the GOP primary with 'What do you mean 'New York values', we survived 9/11' or something along those lines? About the only time playing on the cognitive dissonance of Republicans actually worked.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:02
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Ghost Leviathan posted:Didn't Trump get a big burn in the GOP primary with 'What do you mean 'New York values', we survived 9/11' or something along those lines? About the only time playing on the cognitive dissonance of Republicans actually worked. 9/11 is one weird trick since it's connected to the GOP war mongering instincts.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:09
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Philthy posted:"I'm not a Republican! *disgusted look* I'm a Libertarian!" This is my facebook uncle to a T. Rants and raves non stop about " both parties are corrupt I'm independent" but hasn't voted for a Democrat or Independent candidate in 52 years.
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Nov 3, 2019 18:19
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Yeah during one of the debates, Cruz tried to make the point about JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN not being representative of conservative family values and Trump pretty much just said 9/11 gently caress YOU
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Nov 3, 2019 18:21
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Which only worked because Ted is a lovely weasel no one likes or else we'd hear more about Trump bragging his building looks taller now that the towers are down
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Nov 3, 2019 18:27
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Zeno-25 posted:Yeah during one of the debates, Cruz tried to make the point about JEW YORK BIG CITY YANKEELAND BUSINESSMAN not being representative of conservative family values and Trump pretty much just said 9/11 gently caress YOU I'm pretty sure that was the last time his surviving neurons fired before the brain worms took over completely.
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